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>tfw a close family member may possibly die in the next day or so, but 99.9%+ of the population won't even notice.
yes...so what?
I feel you man my favorite two family members a grandpa and an uncle are both suffering from cancer. They're tough and hopefully will conquer that satanic shit.
>>25324179
Hope they pull through, OP.
Would you rather be a young gay normie with a bf or a straight robot wizard? discuss
>>25324172
>tfw neither of those
>tfw gay robot
Life is pain
>>25324172
would I be sexually attracted to men if I was a gay normie?
because I don't see anything wrong with that
100% of the reason I don't just date guys is because I just flat out don't find dicks and guys appealing
remove that and I'm golden
>>25324172
gay normie. i wish i were gay sometimes but i dont think i am
I have been surviving on these and ramen noodles for the past month.
>i'm completely retarded when it comes to food haha i'm a robot
>#collegelife
>>25324087
I just eat rolled oats, peanut butter, and milk. Healthy as fuck and cheap as fuck too.
skip breakfast, hot dogs for lunch, mac n cheese dinner
I've just got back from my first consultation appointment with a qualified sandwich artist down at the subway office.
We talked for a while about standard sandwich archetypes and started to design the basic structure of my sandwich, then we talked for a while about which flavour palettes I would be interested in exploring.
As we left it the professional sandwich artist is going through a few different combinations of ingredient she thinks would match my taste to show me at our follow up appointment so we can hash out the final design for my sandwich.
Tell me about some of the design's you're personal artist has come up with just for you robots
>>25323834
I got a spicey italian sub last night at the mall. It was pretty lame i wish i had gotten their cheap as hell pizza
>>25323834
>tfw 18 and cant go to subway because its full of people working there who i went to high school with
>>25323969
If you are 18 and they are the same age as you how could they have managed to complete a degree in sandwich architecture already?
A lot of you seem to think that getting a GF will solve all of your problems in the world but what do you do when you finally get one? Aren't any of you nervous about that? How you should act around her, meeting her friends, sharing your interests etc?
I struggle a lot with this, i've had 2 girl friends (guess i'm a semi - normie), both relationships only lasted a couple of months. My problem is that i'm pretty much the embodiment of that friend you had over that was always like "so what you wanna do?" "whatever you wanna do" i've worked a lot on it, but i'm still an extreme people pleaser and find it very hard to be dominant in the relationship and lead (like most girls expect), showing her what i'm in to, the places i wanna go etc.
So what do. Do you show her your anime collection and don't give AF or what
Had me first ex gf for over a year before things went south
We just had lots of unprotected creampie vagina sex and ate foods / watched movies etc
im sorta in the same boat
I am horrible at small talk
>dont give a fuck about tv or what movies she likes
>dont care about going out and meeting people
>hate music
>have isolated myself since highschool
>dont even have real friends I can talk to
>all I care about is doing what I want in life
fuck what have psychedelics done to me?
I like to weld ,build things in my garage and do things on my own.
literally the only thing I want to do with my life is invent something then I can die happy.
>>25323920
OP here. It's been somewhat the same in my relationships tons of sex in the beginning. Sometimes it felt like we had sex so it wouldn't be awkward cus we didn't have anything else to do. And pretty much everything we ever did on weekdays was meet each other in the evening, have sex and then watch tv series and then she would leave for work / school the next day. The days that we couldn't follow this formula, like she wanted to stay over an entire weekend, i got seriously stressed out about finding activites and shit we could do and i feel like this is what ended both relationships. I just get too stressed out having to entertain a person for multiple days in a row. They started complaining that "we never do anything", although i constantly tried to find new stuff we could do.
The fuckt up part is that i have some typical /rk9/ type friends with girl friends and they all seem to master that "just being" with the girl without being stressed (once they've dated her for a little and "let her in" that is), while i generally do okay with ONS, but get super insecure as soon as i have to meet a girl over a longer period of time. Guess i just have some deep rooted insecurites.
wall of texts srynewfriends
The board was the slowest it's ever been on christmas eve night.
Just goes to show that this place is totally fucked not worth your time anyway.
This place is totally fucked, all off it.
Just goes to show what's left when the receding tide of normies go off for the holidays
>>25323837
There was about 1 thread every 5 minutes compared to about 10 threads every 5 minutes.
>>25323776
I only have this board, it's the only thing i have.
I just wasted an entire day waiting for replies
>dicklet+manlet+social anxiety+khv at 25 years old
>get in shape and try dating for the first time
>start with 16-20 years old age pool
>0 success, out of my league
>try the 20-25 years old pool
>0 success, out of my league
>try the 25-30 one
>0 success, out of my league
>try the 30-35 years old pool
>0 success, out of my league
>try the 35-40 years old pool
>finally I have some minimal success on tinder
>meet with older women irl
>convince some of them to let me eat them out
>this is the only sexual experience I can ever get
this is a strange feel
kinda bittersweet
at least I'm not a virgin anymore and I even have 2 fuckbuddies (35 and 38 years olds) who I can eat almost whenever I want
Whydontyou stickyour benis inside andcun nonfonor
Seems pathetic pham. Stop playing the bullshit game of life when it was rigged against you from the start.
What's your dick/body size also
If you've only eaten out, I'm afraid you're still a virgin. You lose it after vaginal penetration.
It's so obvious in hindsight.
>>25323766
/devilish/ tbqh
Oc senpai
>>25323766
The Frogposter...was a robot
>>25323766
Hey guys, remember me? We need to reclaim EFG.
I guess you're going on a date!
Enigma.png is a "fembot" whose contact info you've begged out of her on your very favorite board, R9K.
Seeing as she spends most of her time here as well, it looks like you'll be a great match!
Dubs decide course of action, 00-99 determining whether you've spectacularly failed or succeeded.
Why can't I suck my own dick
>>25323747
You can do whatever you want if you get dubs.
Oh god you're blowing it.
You didn't plan this far ahead.
> Don't have to worry about being cucked
> Don't have to worry about unplanned pregnancies
Add more
>>25323705
>dont need an alarm clock
>can eat a self made breakfast every morning
Don't have to conform to bullshit norms to fit in.
>>25323729
Those are NEET specific things, which I'm not asking for.
Hey /r9k/, I'm thinking about hiring a prostitute with my Christmas money and I need advice.
First I need a decent site to use, I live in Greater Manchester, UK and I need a safe place to find a good in-call.
Second of all, is it worth it considering the legal repercussions?
And third of all, how much risk am I taking in the way of STD's and STI's? I want to give and receive oral without protection but I'm not gonna be pleased about getting oral herpes. And I know this is stupid, but I wanna maybe go bareback, feel free to tell me how stupid I am on that one.
>>25323613
Do not, for the love of god, eat a hooker out anon
>>25324319
This, even if it looks clean, don't do it
>>25323613
Use condom, even if she doesn't care or tells you to not to use.
Use your brain, not your dick.
>>25323613
dont do it
you wont get hard, it will be a waste
Chatting with a nice girl on omegle then suddenly this, what to do
Tell her she is.
"I'm not that type of boy either"
>>25323516
She is that type of girl, they are all that type of girl
Source: omegle veteran with over 200 confirmed camsex
Who of you lonely NEET virgins would like to go to war with me
Society has not treated us kindly, I am assuming we are all robots and failed normies here. We have no meaning in life, but fear not friends because we shall have it in death.
I say we sell of everything we own and ship out to war. If we all sell our apartments and houses we could spend the money on military gear, weapons and armour/outfit off our own choosing. This means you can look however you want while you slay your enemies. I will be dressed in pick related whilst i mow down my enemies with a mg-42. It will be like a lajv, but real. This is will be your only chance to be the hero of that animu you have been dreaming about for ages. So what are you waiting for sempai
Our enemies will be decided in a democratically manner. When we have assembled all our troops i say we simply vote. The highest voted option will be our enemy, for instance isis or al-Shabaab.
Remember fellow bot alone we stand weak, but together we stand not as weak as we stand alone.
ALL HAILL THE BOTS !!!!
You have not thought this all the way through
>>25323527
please tell me what parts you are concerned about? I think this plan is waterproof
Yeaaa I don't know.
>be me
>black fembot
>early 20s
how do I find a bf like pic related?i always wanted a chubby Asian otaku bf who is in his mid 30s-early 40s. I want a guy who looks exactly like pic related.
hit me up bb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx76W3S5vTs
>>25323432
Are you an Asian otaku qt?
Can people hear me masturbate from another room if enough vibrations are sent through my sofa to the walls up to the ceiling and then the floor the. their whole room as I/it/we oscillate in harmony
Yes
I have a degree in wank noises
>>25323343
Worry about keeping your breathing in check.
>>25323609
Could they really hear this
