Hey /r9k/, I'm thinking about hiring a prostitute with my Christmas money and I need advice.
First I need a decent site to use, I live in Greater Manchester, UK and I need a safe place to find a good in-call.
Second of all, is it worth it considering the legal repercussions?
And third of all, how much risk am I taking in the way of STD's and STI's? I want to give and receive oral without protection but I'm not gonna be pleased about getting oral herpes. And I know this is stupid, but I wanna maybe go bareback, feel free to tell me how stupid I am on that one.
>>25323613
Do not, for the love of god, eat a hooker out anon
>>25324319
This, even if it looks clean, don't do it
>>25323613
Use condom, even if she doesn't care or tells you to not to use.
Use your brain, not your dick.
>>25323613
dont do it
you wont get hard, it will be a waste
>legal repercussions
Dude, prostitution is legal in the UK; what repercussions? This isn't the US.
dont do it man. youll regret spending the money after it. imagine going for a nice meal in a fancy restaurant, and all the weed you could buy instead.
>>25324319
why?
>>25324423
I used to get hookers until i had this realization, and that some whore had my money instead.
too bad you don't have latinas, best one i ever had was for 60 dollars, a 10/10 rode me, never found one that good that cheap since, it was pretty great
>>25324380
>Use your brain, not your dick.
He wants to get a prostitute. I think he's way past the point of using his brain.
Use a condom OP don't be a retard.
Don't fall for the "i want to make her enjoy it too" meme, they are working, it;s their job, it's just a slut, don't eat her out op. Let me repeat that for you: DO NOT EAT HER OUT!
Also wear a fucking condom.
>>25324402
What makes you think that, anon?
>>25324642
>>25324380
>>25324319
I'm guessing there's a very high risk of STI's there? Fuck. How am I letting her suck my dick though?
>>25325353
It isn't about the risk of STI's, it's the fact it's a well used whores rancid fuck hole and you shouldn't eat pussy that has very recently had multiple other cocks in it.
Find a cheap and cheerful suburban brothel and go there.
>>25323613
Go to ECCIE.NET.
Find your area. Search for reviews on local prostitutes - you can get prices, comments on looks, attitude, services offered, etc. Don't listen to the haters. Whores are a lot of fun. You pay one way or the other, no matter how you get pussy. Prostitutes are cheaper than wives.
>>25325505
Gee thanks for the spyware anon :^D
