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Sometimes the anti white race bait is barely noticeable, and then at other times the whole board is flooded with it. This is basically proof that it's being forced.
>>24374348
Well you yogurt-skinned folk have all the chance in the world to be great and you squander it. You honestly can't be a robot if you're white; at best you're a failed normie.
Stay mad white boi, it just makes my black dick harder.
>>24374348
Stay mad white boy, it just makes my black dick harder.
Ever been caught masturbating?
Many times. I was a very horny child.
I've been caught with my pants around my ankles, but never with my dick out or mid fap.
Ye. My friends mum caught me flicking the benis in her room.
how does this make you whitebois feel?
>>24374221
Horny desu
>>24374221
Grateful that there's so much diversity in the world.
>>24374264
typical sissy whiteboi
FEMANON HEEEERE!! LETS TALK ABOUT OUR PROBLEMS AS FEMANOOOONS!
things that bother me:
>being treated nicely just because I'm a girl (FEMANON HERE)
>at least 3 guys hit on me a week but they're ugly
>guys only watch my stream and give me donations because I'm a girl (FEMANON)
>have a lot of bffs but they're all Normies hee hee!
ALRIGHT FELLOW FEMANONS WHATS YOUR PROBLEMS???
I had to held a presentation and I was a bit nervous. Life is so hard with crippling social anxiety.
Hi femanon, where can I meet other femanons at, like to get a gf.
>>24374200
I reuploaded my old photo as a new profile pic and only got 200 likes, Sheila has 300 on hers, I think I'm depressed.
>women think it's ok to use a potential partner as a bargaining chip in order to get Chad to commit
>women will happily settle for someone else when they can't get Chad
>women will do anything for Chad's validation, including sexual activities they wouldn't dream of doing for betabux
This thread is a total gender divide. Woman literally do not understand what was wrong about what that woman did.
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/3inooc/update_looked_up_my_girlfriends28f_instagram/?sort=confidence
Every time a covert roastie here tells you these stories are fake remember that this thread is indicative of how women actually think. It's a mindset.
Actually, most people, both male and female, said he did the right thing.
>>24374171
>this is how this woman thinks
FTFY
>>24374317
You should look at the comments, friend. Sort by 'best'.
What's up wagie? Had a fun day at work? Was it worth it so you could spend some nice free time to yourself shit posting on 4chan?
I get paid to fuck your mother though
>>24374154
Is wageybaby gonna cwy? Yoo gon cwy wagey?
>>24374150
I'm going to find you 1 day. I'm going to find you and beat the ever living shit out of you
Not because you are a NEET, but because EVERY fucking day you come on here and post this shitty, toxic thread that does nothing. Absolutely nothing. It's like that fucking banana on /b/. It serves no purpose other than to piss people off and yet you sit there with a shit eating, smug grin on your face as you chuckle how you did it again! You posted the exact same shitty, unoriginal thread over the exact same fucking point for the 100th day in a row now.
Facts don't make you stop.
Logic doesn't make you stop
Holding you to moral standards doesn't make you stop.
You're like a SJW or feminist who's completely sold in their ideas. Only you're sold on being an annoying faggot.
The only thing that you deserve is to get the ever living fuck beat out of you.
Fuck you, you dumb frog-poster
FUCK YOU FAGGOT
>tfw a qt girl smiled at you
>>24374106
> tfw qt sits next to you on the bus.
>>24374582
>tfw her ass touches mine
>>24374106
>tfw qt girl smiles and winks at me
>attempt to smile but probably looked like a grimace
mfw the r9k board has finally affected me
Pic related is not how I feel
I now have this desperate need to have female companionship and i, feeling bitter that everyone else is getting it but me
Again pic is not related
>>24374099
Holy shit i need someone to talk to
>mfw I don't understand yfw at all
well, what can I say.. kirino is best girl, welcome aboard.
>>24374137
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THIS FEELING OF MINE?
IM FINALLY FEELING TFW NO GF
ITT: Autistic shit that you do,
I'll start.
>Pour seasonings and spices into the palm of my hand, then lick it off
In cubicles or in my own toilet I like to piss on my hand.
I just love the warm feeling.
>>24374043
I do this too. It's delicious.
>>24374043
what kind of fucking animal.. is that..
Welcome back, /r9k/. It's time for everybody's favourite game show:
MAKE! THAT! MEME!
Thaaaat's right, folks; the winner of tonight's show will be deciding the identity of 4chan's next very own meme! You can look forward to your VERY OWN creation getting spammed ad infinitum and witness its journey from OC to cancer and beyond as it travels the poopchute of the internet.
Remember folks, the rules are simple:
-Any and all attempts at meme creation count
-All entries are valid
-Trips decide/vote for the winner
-Winners instantly become a meme overnight
Aaaand now, /r9k/, it's time to
MAKE!
THAT!
MEME!
>>24374027
Bump, sounds like an OC thread.
Please make memes folks!
>>24374109
OC? NOT ON MY WATCH
fukken MILLLLLHOOUUUUUUSEEE
>>24374027
Fickle off
Some NEET thinks it's cool to be a non-functioning member of society because he's too retarded to get a job and just lives off his mom who is working two jobs to support her dipshit son, who does nothing but play vidya and wank all day.
You will never have a job, a girlfriend and a fulfilled life because you are autistic, so you make fun of people who actually work on the internet so you can feel better about being completely useless.
If you don't want to work in retail or for a company because you don't want to conform to society and capitalism, at least do something social like helping old people or teaching.
I personally have a job that I like and I have a nice apartment together with my fiancee. We both work during the day, have fun evenings together playing vidya and watching movies and have adventures together on the weekends and in the holidays.
>>24374009
>job
>girlfriend
>fulfilled life
top fucking kek. why wagedegenerates never learn?
>>24374055
learn what? That it's pathetic to spend my life in a cave mocking others for their achievements just because you are too retarded to function?
You're wasting away like a piece of dirt living like a leech off of your poor parents. You will never learn what it's like to be a happy human
>>24374131
you will be a dirt in 50 years and i will piss on your grave to honor your memory and devotion to work, wagekek. tick tock gonna earn that grave or you get cremated
All these french flags on people's facebook profile pictures makes me feel like putting an ISIS flag on mine...
but do it and post results
>>24373999
>spend years fighting for mass immigration, creating disenfranchised immigrant ghettos all over europe
>the immigrants murder the shit out of locals
>JE SUIS CHARLIE! I STAND WITH FRANCE! #PRAYFORPARIS
fuck normies.
do it fuck normies
It's me the lonley guy who makes skype groups everyday, i really need companionship, there are always femanon and the group is small so be cozy with me.
You don't have to talk or message, just listen to more confident robots talk.
See you!
AddMe/MsgMe: alyssaloveyou
G-guys, don't listen to other thread shitting on skype groups, i swear, mine is fun, because i make it everyday so it's always small. MINE IS THE TRUE r9k autism skype group.
Respond you faagot
Yeah guys join this
>tfw he's a pedophile and sends CP to members even if we don't want it
>tfw when their is a underaged b& female in their he flirts with them and begs for nudes
>tfw if you join his group you support his pedophilia
/thread
Hi, please answer these questions if you have a spare minute or two:
How often do you
>shower
>use shampoo+bodywash/soap
>wash your face
>use moisturiser
>use deodorant/antiperspirant
>clean under foreskin (if applicable)
>clean your anus with wet wipes after taking a shit
>wash hands after using the toilet
>brush your teeth for two minutes at least
>floss
>use mouthwash
>use a tounge cleaner
>clip your nails (biting doesn't count)
>are there any other things you do regarding hygiene?
Thank you
everyday for the most part, sometimes i might skip a day if i don't have work and no plans
^
^
never
first one
n/a
every time
every time
>2 minutes
every few days
only before i'm going out
i brush my tongue with my toothbrush
never
clean ears with hydrogen peroxide and a bulb syringe once a month
>>24373940
>wet wipes
stopped reading after this. You americans are disgusting.
>>24373940
>basically only change clothes when I leave the house, sometimes i dont even bother
>shower once a month
>use moms shampoo
>makes mom cut my hair for me. i aint paying some kek to cut up my hair
>brush teeth/mouthwash every night before bed, just started doing this. i used to only brush once or twice a month a few years ago now my teeth are sorta fucked
>never use deodorant because i keep forgetting to buy some
what about you familia
If dubs I'm going to taco bell
youre going anyway.
>>24373917
This, you fat disgusting piece of shit.
>>24373917
you are correct
I wonder when breakfast hours are...
