When the lights go out, will the robots rule the night?
>>24369953
>posts anime images
>thinks he'll rule in a post-apocalyptic society
man get your virginity out of here its disgusting
y'all can hardly step outta yer bedrooms much less out the door
>>24369992
virginity on r9k ?? never heard about that
Why does it bother you so much when a woman has had partners before you, robots?
>>24369938
It doesnt. I worry that she wouldnt stay with me due to my inexperience though
non-robot here
Because men instinctively can't trust women who are loose.
Whether or not the woman in question is actually loose, these guys will assume that she's sleeping with every "Chad" she runs into.
It doesn't, anymore. At this point I just don't want to be alone, anymore.
When I was younger I wanted a virgin qt. Now that I'm in my mid twenties, none of that really matters, anymore.
>tfw this pic depresses you every time
I'll finally ask, is there a story behind it?
Nothing on it I guess?
Clingy ex wouldn't leave him alone.
>>24369631
Damn OP use context clues, obviously that girl had a clingy ex like one anon already stated and she probably sent him a picture on Snapchat of her sucking this other guy's dick so he'd leave her alone.
I think she is also a roastie sloot becaues the poor guy might have been driven to suicide if not killing her, I won't lie if an ex of mine sent me a picture of her doing that....well I'd be pretty fucking depressed.
I mean especially if I was still really attached to her, I'd...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRDajEGOmY8
A presentation by a girl
alpha fux beta bux
>>24369626
I'm not giving this whore views, someone tl;dw
>>24369653
I agree with this post right here.
>>24369653
its a class presentation you fat fuck
Should I tell my therapist that my dad fucked me a lot when I was a kid
Yes, that is probably the main reason you are seeing a therapist.
Yes... If it's affected you, why wouldn't you?
If it's a woman, she'll probably just think your dad's a Chad and fuck him too.
> tfw you fall for a grill that's really far away. any other robots know that feel?
General grill feel thread
>into a girl that lives two hours away and recently over the past month and a half-ish got involved seeing some guy
It was hopeless anyway but gosh dangit I haven't been so naturally attracted to a girl this much in a loooong fucking time, perhaps ever. Sure glad I don't have to see her or be around her regularly. WHEW.
>>24369587
>tfw you fall for aguythat's really far away.
>>24369587
>tfw fuck up with grill and havent talked to her since
NEETs won this war today
>>24369585
failed normies spammed and raided the board today, only to be ignored by robots because normies that post those threads belong on facebook and aren't welcome here
>>24369610
Keep forcing your shitty, revisionist meme kid
Why don't you fuck back off to Livejournal
>>24369657
nice facebook meme reference mad normalslime you are not welcome here you do not belong here you are not a robot
Anyone here still trying online dating?
Share your stories
>went on probably 6 dates total
>final one had a short term gf (2 months)
>got too busy and didn't feel like putting in the effort anymore with her
>broke up and deleted accounts
I'm considering remaking them
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>make tinder
>ask r9k for help
>they mock me
>delete tinder
>eharmony for 11 months
>have only matched with 3 girls, none of which want to meet up in real life
>finally match with a girl who lives 3 hours away by drive
>we talk on the phone for a few days (few hours every day) decide we wanna meet, do it
>meet in person for 4 hours talking at a coffee shop. Kiss her at the end
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Who /aloneonthanksgiving here? Are you gonna eat traditional Thanksgiving food?
>>24369536
I wish I was alone. My family is fucking irritating and holidays are the only times of the year they pretend to care about me.
NOT MEEEEEEEEEE
I got my famiwy with me hehe :)
Something robots don't take into consideration is how heavy holidays are without all these annoying normies.....who love you
but all you fucking emo faggots cry
>muh social anxiety muh meme depressionnnnn uh uh cant handle it dude like muh muh feelings .
>>24369536
heading off into the woods
Peanut butter sandwich if unlucky rabbit if lucky, venison if very lucky
Its quite cold though, I think the rifle will just be dead weight
Do old people depress the fuck out of anyone else?
They are just shells of their former selves. Many don't even have family who show that they give a shit or call for a happy birthday.
Some of these guys are doctor's, ww2 veterans, former teachers. They had 21st birthdays where they likely got piss-drunk with their friends at a bar.
They had their qt crushes in middle-school too, with their parents tucking them to bed everynight if they were lucky.
Their body start to shut down, hair falls out, skin gets wrinkly, hurts to move and now hurts to walk....
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at least we will have the internet
they will probably have old people's forums or something.
yeah I feel you, but it's not so bad as long as they have their memories of life
>>24369642
>tfw you'll be 85 years old and shitting yourself while you shitpost
truly a glorious time to be alive
hey who knows maybe we'll live just long enough to get our minds uploaded to a computer
Life could be so much better
Suicide is always an option
Suicide is not an option. Going out in style is.
>muh life isn't the best it could be
>better kill myself
That's an incredibly defeatist way to look at life.
>>24370064
wouldn't be too bad, the weakest of us will remove any possibility of them contributing to the gene pool
To the non-religious of /r9k/:
If given the choice to gf a religious woman or a non-religious woman, which would you prefer?
All other factors being equal?
Also: what religion?
Neither, all females are irredeemable whores.
Whether they believe in a magic kike king or an elephant man that can't poo in the loo or not doesn't matter.
Which one is more like to have a nice girl cock?
I'm giving up all the trying to sell you things that you ain't buyin
It's all in your head, anon
>>24369388
MAKE A MOOOVEE
>>24369388
Time is running out, make a move
I'm a successful likeable guy. I have high social status and most people want to be friends with me. I have very attractive women on my dick all the time. I make great money, drive an expensive sports car and own a big house. I'm 6ft tall, white, funny, extremely intelligent.
Despite all this I get no enjoyment from interacting with others. Friendship is nothing more than a theoretical concept to me. I don't feel loneliness. I have never felt a real human connection to anyone I've ever met. I've felt like an alien on this Earth my entire life....
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>>24369264
You're what's called a "sociopath". Good luck.
>>24369308
Nah, he is schizoid. If he had no moral compass at all (save the memes for later) he would be a sociopath.
>>24369308
I think I'm slowly coming to this realization.
Cumming on your own face is a great way to pass an evening.
Swing your legs up over your head and jerk off. When you're ready to cum, bring your wiener down as close as you can to your face and just bust it out. You'll feel great. You'll be your own slut. You don't need Stacy. Take that, Chad. Take that all of you.
>>24369193
Fighting the societal norms one step at a time, godspeed.
Everyone already does this
>>24369217
Thank you. It is heroic of you to recognize my genius.