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How do people commit suicide? I just don't see how they can leave behind people who love them so much.
>>24372833
you 'avin' a giggle m8?
>>24372833
Because life is suffering
>>24372833
>people who love them so much
Who?
It makes me sad to see that normalshits like you can't even imagine a life where nobody cares about you. A life where you are alone in a world of enemies.
>be black guy, half white
>attracted to white women more than any other race, can't really help it
>have shit luck with girls in general regardless of race
>meet this pretty white girl at college who seems really cool and has a lot in common with me
>ask her out, she accepts and not only that but seems real real happy
>date goes amazingly, she's even touching me and seems real into me
>gonna get my money out to pay, says no need she'll pay
>her photo id falls out of her purse
>I pick it up for her, and see her last name which I didn't get before
>"Silverman"
She's a jew. Well, obviously I can't see her again, so wtf do I do now? Would you guys date a jew girl? pic related, she resembled this model a good bit, but had dark hair that was more wavy
>>24372723
You posted this same thread earlier. Except you that you were half Italian and a different Jewish name. Kill yourself.
>>24372723
>not wanting your kids to be part of the master race
come on, ph4m-a-lam
>>24372723
Even a jew deserves better, nigger. Go fuck a spic or one of your own sheboons
Friendly normie here. Ask me anything and I'll give you a genuine and honest answer.
>>24372713
>held at least one birthday party (kindergarten)
>parents are proud of me
>not fat (but skelly)
>have had a job (teaching assistant)
phew, not a normie
Special offer: for the first 5 replies I'll even respond to shitposts.
>>24372713
In what parts of your life are you a normie, and what parts of your life are you a robot
Do girls masturbate like men?
>>24372671
i'm pretty sure their genitals require a different type of stimulation.
In terms of frequency, I'd it is comparable to average men.
In terms of porn, I think their relationship to the videos/pics is more mental/psychological (more immersion, analysis, extrapolation of themes and projection) while men tend to have a separated and voyeuristic relationship to porn.
No. Females have no sexual needs.
>>24372671
No, they can just fuck whenever they're horny.
>be watching youtube videos of this niche game
>notice the person playing is kind of strange
>see that they go around messaging others who play said game and asking to play
>after some digging notice this person only makes friends online
>they are very clingy
>see they have livejournal entries from all the way back to 2006
>almost all entries are about this one online friend they had and how losing them ruined their life (lost their job, home, etc)
>notice the same pattern with another person they were talking to in japan over twitter, they had a breakdown once they got blocked
>see it happening again but this time in youtube comments over the new game they are playing
>they message the person constantly asking to play (it's going well though since the guy is nice)
>in one of this guys videos where he plays with this person he mentions that he had to edit out a lot of personal stuff they were talking about
>spent all day deducing that this person is female, in their late twenites, found out where they lived, and recently went on vacation
>realize how strange i am for doing this
i have no idea why i made this thread, i just need to dump out how i'm wasting my life
Did you at least find some nudes?
>>24372544
What? The clingy gamer is a girl?
That's nothing OP. One time I read a whole post by you.
I'm going to starve myself to death robots. Wish me luck. I will be drinking water, as dehydration is, from what I have heard, a horrible way to go.
yeah so is starving to death
So is starvation
Starvation is too.
>topic dies with 0 replies
>no friends in real life
im destined to die alone
How you doin
Here's your reply anon, we all love. Just kidding please fucking kill yourself.
TWO replies you fucking normie.
>4 a.m
>getting my second dinner ready
I've accepted death.
There's some barriers you just don't cross.
wat u eatin f@m
>tfw never had a gf cuz fat
>>24372418
How many dinners do you have anon?
>ask for advice on 7cups website someone told me about
>"advice" giver calls me names and tells me to "man up" and "act like a grown man" and calls me a child
>doesn't give any advice or answer any simple questions
>go on tirade about wanting to rape girl at the grocery or assaulting someone
>they just call me sick and stop replying
>doesn't even disconnect the chat
>>24372312
holy fuck
just like one of my animes
>>24372312
7cups is useless.
The fuck were you doing asking a NORMIE for advice?
WHO /GIRLY LIQUER/ HERE
>mfw fedoras spend all day sipping nasty ass scotch while I get to drink tasty ass blue rasberry drinks
>>24372308
diabeetus in a bottle
Most men don't like alcohol in their slurpees faM
>>24372308
Go suck a dick
I wipe and I wipe. I wipe some more, I just keep wiping but my ass is never clean.
>>24372086
>Just NEET things
>>24372086
Get some sanitary wipes and wipe yourself down in the shower.
Clean it in the shower, or use wet wipes you disgusting fuck
What kind of woman do you usually attract, Anon?
The non-existent kind
i have a pretty face i attract literally everyone garunteed no prank
>>24372073
Crazy and/or dumb blonde-haired girls
who /melee/ here?
who do you main?
Falco reporting in.
>>24372047
Kagan main here, reporting in
duck hunt?
>>24372047
mah nigga
falco is the shit
who here /r9k/ + /nofap/ ?
i'm on it and am starting to see better results already.
it's like playing on Nightmare difficulty though
>>24372019
I respect the hell out of the movement and the guys that try it out. But, as with any other form of male self improvement, women and guys that think they are alpha on the Internet endlessly criticize it in the most toxic ways possible. I am convinced that western society hates men that try to actually be "real men" and improve their lives.
>>24372019
>Get a new grip on life
Holy fucking keks. That's rich.
The movement is shit, but the concept is somewhat decent.
Doing it now myself.
Rules of the game:
1. For no reason may you get up.
2. Preparations may be made so that one can sit for exponential amounts of time.
3. The sit game is a first priority, all other duties or activities are irrelevant until the sit game is discontinued.
4. Adjustments may be made so long as the as a single cheek remains stationary on your object of choice.
5. The object chosen to sit on may not move from its original position in any way.ex. Wheels chairs must always have the brakes on.
6. Points are based on days spent in chair. 1, 24 hour, day is equivalent to 1 point.
7.Op is not liable fro any harm that may come from prolonged sitting. ex. Spinal relocation, sickness, depression, etc.
Tiers are rewarded for days spent.
1: chair pup
5:chair whelp
10:chair sqag
25:chairling
50:chair tuft
100: chair scrote
200:chair stationary
300:chair mediary
365: chair apprentice
475: chair intermediate
650: chair wok
900:chair
1500:chair master
2500:chair deity
4000:chair god
7000:chair mass
9000:chair NEET
10000: chairman
15000:chairmain overseer of the republic of seats
OP's score: 537
who is the best NEET of us all?
you forgot one thing. how 2 poop.
Wait a sec...
"Preparations may be made so that one can sit for exponential amounts of time."
