What kind of woman do you usually attract, Anon?
The non-existent kind
i have a pretty face i attract literally everyone garunteed no prank
>>24372073
Crazy and/or dumb blonde-haired girls
>>24372073
>The shy, sort of good looking ones with self esteem issues
>The ex roasties/sluts that have retired from their cock riding fun and want to find a 'good guy' now
That's about it, honestly.
>>24372073
Tumblrinas. Constantly catching the dyed haired obese landwhales with problem glasses look at me in lust. Disgusts me so fucking much. I am seriously thinking of stop lifting and going to the gym over it. On dating sites the only one who message me are single mothers despite the fact I put in my fucking profile no single mothers. Everyone I message on the site rejects me yet the single mothers keep messaging me first and complimenting me.
short white qts
But I'm dead inside desu senpai
Ones that need money RIGHT NOW.
I'm sorry but that happens to be an unanswerable question.
I have never attracted a woman
clingy, materialistic women who need attention all the time.
I think it's because I'm a rather alpha-looking beta (im 6'2, skinnyfit, have an alright beard that isn't wispy or patchy) and they usually cling to me after Chad has pumped and dumped, but she wants something slightly more attractive than a beta orbiter to get her attention from
>>24372073
>What kind of woman do you usually attract, Anon?
With history as my guide, two types:
1) Women who have serious self-esteem issues.
2) Serious, professional women who have extremely specific ideas about what kind of mate they want, which for some reason happens to be me.
Fat obnoxious girls. Which is the polar opposite of what i'm attracted to.
Sluts or roasties.
>>24372112
>problem glasses
Lol what
>>24372073
I want a bad bitch name Harley
>>24372165
I imagine he means ones with thick, black rims.
Slightly chubby asian girls.It's awesome.
Chubby to fat girls.
Or at least they seem to be the friendliest to me.
I'm not even fat, I work out a couple times a week and try to stay fit. I'm not sure what attracts them to me.
>>24372073
Ones that don't live near me. I'm like a Chad on the internet but I have 0 game in real life. Just fuck my shit up senpai.
>>24372165
Not him but this is what he means.
All kinds
typically the less vapid ones stay away
The kind that like to take advantage of easy prey.
It's both my fault and theirs, but I'm not changing anytime soon, so I'm jumping out of the game completely.
>>24372220
meant to say more vapid
Black girls. Help me
>>24372073
users :(
>>24372073
Fatties or shy qt3.14s.
>Tfw too sperg to ask any out
I always get hit on by dumb niggers
The opposite of everything I want.
>party sluts
>druggy sluts
>hamplanets
>cutters
Everything any decent man wouldn't want. Almost lost my virginity to a pot smoking slut with half her body covered in tattoos. Was drunk, but noped out of there pretty fast.
Hyperactive and tryhard cutesy girls.
No bitch, I'm not a mysterious brooding shoujo love interest.
I'm a bitter fuck who will disappoint you and everyone else completely.
The only girl who talks to me even says I'm ugly
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>>24372314
>tfw no druggy gf
>>24372314
>Almost lost my virginity to a pot smoking slut with half her body covered in tattoos. Was drunk, but noped out of there pretty fast.
What the fuck
I lost my virginity to a furry. Who cares? I've fucked over a dozen other (much more high class) women since. Who you lose your virginity to is irrelevant.
Being a virgin is itself a problem, not who you lose it to.
>>24372073
Fat and or ugly, all the god damn time. I'm a 25 khv btw. Just fucking shoot me already.
Tempted to shoot myself
Insane bitches , those who always wanted to stab your balls and see how you feel .
.....kinky
>>24372298
bitch lighten up can come get this dick
>>24372138
this but I actually shave
>>24372073
Crazy. I can't stop sticking my dick in it. About to dick crazy after I post this. I wish life had more meaning to it. I want to believe.
>>24372073
The only ones I used to attract were little girls. Nowdays I don't attract anyone
>>24372375
That's your opinion fuccboi, there's no real problem with virginity. It's only a problem if you jump through your own mental hoops and make it a problem.
I ended up losing my virginity to another girl I ended up dating for 4 years, which I then ended on my own terms because I was going to school outside of the country and LDR's will never work.
I'm glad I did what I did, fuck shit tier women and fuck you faggot.
>>24372176
>harley dean
my nig
>>24372496
>this whole post
So you've had sex with a single woman in your entire life?
>>24372375
Here's your (You) and a complimentary REE. You can stop posting now.
>Pre highschool
Every now and again i'd attract ugly black chicks and fat white chicks
>During highschool
The same kinda female only on a much larger scale.
>Final years of highschool
I slimmed down and started attracting freshman and some nerdy qts. None of which led to anything
>Post highschool
I got a little bit confident in my walk and I notice i get looks all around. Again none leading anywhere.
>>24372535
>I am extremely angry that you posted
Cool, I guess I'll keep posting then.
By the way, sex sex sex women women women. Are you mad enough yet? Should I add some keywords like kek? How about blacks? Does that make you upset baka desu senpai?
>>24372523
No, 3. All of which involved relationships that lasted at the bare minimum of 3 years, longest being 5. I'm 32
I'm sorry anon, not all of us just want to get our rocks off. Some of us are actually looking for another individual to raise children with.
Ugly ones.
>>24372130
>need money
Jew detected
>>24372073
ones with penises
>>24372252
Same. I've been hit on by four different girls and they were all black.
>>24372565
>No, 3
>I'm 32
Holy shit nigger I had fucked a dozen chicks by the time I was 24.
>>24372564
>How about blacks?
>can't even type NIGGER
hello tumblr
>>24372073
> attract women
Seriously? How the fuck can anyone attract women I hate it all. The games the stupid bullshit I'm so fucking done with all this shit people piss me off I can't understand them its like there was a meeting where they told you how to be a person and I missed it I'm so sick of not being able to relate to people they fuck me off no one wants to be real they just want to fake a load of shit and pretend.
I don't want to die I just don't want to be around people anymore all I care about is making money and living outdoors and living as close to the edge of death as I can fuck everyone else I'm just going to write and do my own thing and jerk off
>tfw you people at least attract fats or oddities
>tfw never attracted a single woman in my life
JUST
I'm not even a super socially awkward fatass neckbeard, I'm average/slightly below average height at 5'9, skinnyfat, but have absolutely nothing interesting to say since all I care about doing is playing vidya and reading dank maymays while I'm not cramming for an exam. It's probobly cause I'm objectively ugly and have a really fat, chubby face.
Only hope I have left is to drop like 10% bodyfat despite only being 160 pounds and hopefully get a nice defined face since my face looks like one of a 240+ pound guy.
>>24372508
you great taste anon
4'8 Mexican girls and the most stereotype faggots you can possibly imaginet. 6'5 white ginger male
>>24372589
>another liberal progressive extremely aroused by typing the word "NIGGER"
that makes you an actual c uck by the way.
>attracting any kind of women
I want normals to leave.
>>24372633
>liberals
>ever insulting dindus
dumbass
>>24372622
but why tho?
>>24372584
That's great, I'm happy for you. I chose not to live that type of lifestyle and I would never go back to change anything about my life. Good luck to you.
>>24372073
None of them. I would be happy to attract sluts so I could pull their own shit on them :(. What's wrong with you guys? If you hate sluts so much just do what they do and use them
>>24372659
Idfk, I hate short girls and literally nothing about me gives the impression that I'm gay.
>>24372657
Liberals basically thrive on controlling black people. It's their primary fetish.
Just observe their reaction to any black person who votes republican. It's automatically "FUCK YOU NIGGER DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WE DID FOR YOU FUCKING BLACK SLAVE PIECE OF SHIT WE FUCKING OWN YOU"
>>24372073
Unfortunately, every type of girl. I'm a Chad on the outside, but robot on the inside.
Just kill me.
>>24372682
You're talking about old liberals. New liberals have no idea that stuff goes on
>>24372109
>The shy, sort of good looking ones with self esteem issues
I'm jealous
Sadly either pathetic chicks, or fat chicks :/ and sometimes desperate nerds.
>>24372678
but why 4'8'' she's going to look like your kid
>>24372721
Oh man, you have it so bad. I'm so sorry that you can't have the privilege of beeing ugly
Tomboys, the ones with short hair who have daddy issues and lesbian tendencies and prone to mental illness and have a high chance of being molested by some pedo. I just don't get why these girls want me of all people so much.
>>24372616
iktfb
same here...
not fat face though, but weak chin, which is a death sentence
>>24372787
>implying you know me
Shut the fuck up, faggot. I was ugly as sin when I was a kid. I don't know what happened, but I became Chad-tier when I got older.
>>24372783
The tallest girl that showed any interest in me was a self-proclaimed 5'3
Why is it so hard to find a 5'7+ girl to respond?
>>24372787
Hey, I know that anons feel. It sucks watching your dream girl flirt with you and not being able to do anything.
short, dumb, chubby whores.
Probably because I'm chubby myself, I feel like if I take the take to get /fit/ I can probably score 7s or 8s, but alas, I am lazy as fuck...
>>24372073
My social anxiety and quiet stuttery neety lifestyle normally cock blocks myself, but they sure do try, shit's hilarious.
>>24372789
Yo are you Alex?
>>24372862
No, but the first ever girl to show interest in me was called Alex. Little did I realize at the time...
>>24372670
>That's great, I'm happy for you.
Lol.
>I chose not to live that type of lifestyle
LOL!
>I would never go back to change anything about my life. Good luck to you.
HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!
What's so hard about admitting that you're an ugly retard who can't score pussy to save his life?
A lot of Asians for some reason
>>24372721
>Chad on the outside, robot on the inside
This combination is impossible.
>>24372577
Fucking sucks. I want a cute asian but all I get is ooga booga who only like me because I'm white.
Nobody on /r9k/ attracts women
>>24372073
A broad variation, really.
They lose attraction mostly when they realize I'm not really that confident, but quite the dork.
Or when i get clingy later on.
I just want to be loved ;_;
>>24372073
Only ones with feminine dicks
>>24372073
Stupid bitches that cause me to go tone deaf to whatever inane shit they are talking about as soon as they open their mouths. Which is basically 99% of women. But I pretend to be interested in their shit anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFHE28mQE5Y
None
No kind
Fucking normies ITT
What happened to this board?
none because I'm inside 24 hrs
>>24372835
5'8" fem here
you'll find a tall girl some day, anon
guys above 6' are like the holy grail
>>24372073
Lesbians.
nonoriginalbullshit
>>24372073
Robots, how old do u think this lady is?
The last girl that gave off anything even indicating plausible interest was/is seeing another boy. I don't normally go for short girls but she's really cute.I don't really attract women anyway though.
>>24372073
NEETs...
>>24372073
corpses
its horrific
>>24373230
I like short girls (excluding ONE tall girl women I'm infatuated with) cause I'm tall, and I know I could pick them up, pin them against the wall and go full primal man on their vajayjay.
>>24373263
I like tall girls cause I'm tall but there are rarely any tall girls in my area.Not like it matters anyway.
According to former high school acquaintances and friends I had quiet a few who liked me through primary-high school, iirc some girls were mexican and at least one was asian. I still have trouble wrapping my head around it. I was chubby and unkempt for a long time, nearly all my life and I only stopped being fat this year. So girls with shit taste I guess.
>>24372073
Black and Hispanic women. Never any whites or Asians
Either really young (like 14-16 year olds) or fat chicks. Curse my baby face.
>>24372073
They look like this + or - glasses and they're usually crazy as fuck.
>>24373451
do you have a beard?
>Been obese most of my life
>Finally get my shit together
>Start losing weight
>Fast forward a couple of years
>No longer overweight
>Getting a bit fit
>Think I will finally be able to attract women
>mfw I only attract landwhales and gay men
>>24373480
Yeah but not a neckbeard an actual decent one
The only women I have ever attracted have been either stacies, or super quiet/ fat girls.
>>24373562
I heard asian ladies don't like beards too often. could explain why the more masculine races of women are attracted to your gruff exterior
>>24373548
Had the exact same experience. Now I'm fat again.
>>24373471
I wish. Crazy pussy = best pussy....most of the time.
>>24372073
mostly
>slutty fat chicks
>ugly chicks
and I'm decent-looking too...
fucking sucks
>>24372073
>What kind of woman do you usually attract
>woman
For some reason I only attract gay guys.
Why is this happening to me?
I wish I was gay.
>>24373586
I don't mind too much. To be honest I love a black woman with big tits as long as shes not ghetto
>>24373620
good stuff bro. there's nothing quite like the feeling of being happy with what life gives you
>>24373227
Mid-twenties
>>24372073
the only gril ive ever attracted was a few years back, this plain looking (though still solidly 6/10) artistic type with a beautiful soft voice and these fucking gorgeous deep brown eyes and she was genuinely funny and smart and just fucking perfect in every way and for whatever reason she liked me, she really liked me and she kept finding all these reasons to hang out with me
but then i fucked it all up with my abject fucking autism just like i fuck everything up all the fucking time
>>24372073
Those quite "ordinary, nothing special" average looking girls and sluts looking for something exotic. Exactly the types of girls I don't want to attract.
While it's nice feeling attractive atleast to them, I just don't want anything to do with them. They're usually simple minded and only talk about shopping and shit like that. That's one of the main reasons I'm still a virgin, even though there's a decent looking girl willing to fuck whenever I'd like it.
Problem is, I was in a short relationship with a girl that I found ideal, she was everything I wanted her to be and more, so she set my standars waaaay to high when it comes to women. I can only hope to meet a girl like that again.
>>24372073
I don't, I am literally ugly in the worst way; plain. I have boyish face that makes me look like I've barely crossed my twenties despite being 26, long thin arms and neck, a slightly plush body and huge muscular frog like legs.
I will be forever alone.
>>24372073
I attract fat sluts.
>>24373641
Haha, are you being serious?
>>24373722
white women age like shit I agree with that anon who is not me
Minorities especially asian girls.
6"7 white guy probably makes them think they can "upgrade" their children or something.
Oh, also, every girl i've ever been with either hates their dad or their dad is dead.
100% sure it's related to my height.
>>24373722
Yes? why what do you think she is?
Girls with dead fathers.
>>24373732
She is 42...
>>24373732
She's 34 easy.
>>24373765
The crazy ones who want surrogate father figures ones?
>>24373768
>>24373769
lol how do I get out of this? I'm outta here
>>24373769
See
>>24373768
Been working with her for 19 months, fell in love as soon as I met her (I'm 25), she smart, funny and extremely quick witted, but also very introvert and eccentric/quaint, which makes her even more attractive.
Unfortunately she has a boyfriend much younger than her. She thinks I'm good looking though which only makes it harder.
I leave my job at the end of this week and I'll never see her again
Btw, she doesn't have kids.
Tauruses. No really. It's weird.
You people whining about attracting fat girls or blacks are lucky. Know what I attract?
Jewish women.
>>24373833
Use their connections and family to get somewhere then dump
>>24373860
I'm not touching a fucking jew girl.
>>24372073
Literally none
This is my ideal girl
>>24372073
Not the nice or attractive kind. All druggies and landwhales
>>24372073
In order of girls first to like me, last to like me:
>13-16
>Trashy butterface goth girl
>Bullied for years before telling me she liked me
>Didn't since I hated her for the bullying
>18-19
>Short, chubby, crazy, rumor-spreading jew nose, not washed for a week smell
>Thought were destined for each other since we were both weebs, drawfags anddiagnosed ass-pies
>Didn't for being gross and crazy
>18-20
>Fat black girl weeb, intelligent, nice vidya taste
>Messaged me that she liked me a few years later
>Didn't because she wasn't a QT desu. Everything else was great.
>20-21
>qt Turkish girl, ultra normalfag, not too bright
>Always sat next to me in class, tried to start and maintain conversations, interested in even the smallest of things to do with me, told me about her how boyfriend was an ass and later on how she'd broken up with him
>Didn't since I was never sure whether she really liked me since she was a super qt and a normalfag. She'd probably have regretted it if anything did happen
Those are all of the women that have ever been interested in me IRL. Did I fuck up, Robots?
>>24372073
uglies or blacks, but I am so lonely that when they do show attraction I am attracted back now.
>>24372073
Usually I attract someone a bit more attractive, but of roughly equal intelligence (high) to myself; usually quite alternative (one had dyed hair, one ran an etsy shop etc), always younger than me by at least a few months (sometimes a few years), often 'manic pixie dream girls' if you believe in that trope.
Usually I impress them with my eccentricity/confidence/intelligence/good looks and the like, and after a few months they realise there's a lot more that I'm lacking/a lot more to me that's undesirable, and they leave.oh well doesn't matter had sex
22-26yo dependent princess types that have no personality and want to be told what to do, but also have extremely high expectations
28-32yo broken useless women with mental problems from past relationships, usually unemployed but attractive
16-19yo teenagers I want to pound to death with my dick but always has some grave penalty surrounding it, and an age gap problem because I'm 29.
Currently dating an 18yo.
Those that have uglier face than me
>>24374134
how'd you meet ur current GF teen slayer?
White nerdy types. I go to a lot of anime conventions so that's par for the course
>>24374713
Conventions are great since there are a lot of cute ones and little competition. Too bad the the qts all have personality disorders.
Brown hair, good body, kind of bad skin, shopping habits.
I don't really attract anyone, but I have noticed that butch girls like me. I'm kinda feminine looking, so I think it's a kind of compensation, like why short girls always want hella tall guys.
In school I attracted a lot of mentally challenged girls, since then it's only morbidly obese 30+ black women and gay dudes
>>24372073
hipster sjw types
kill me
I'm a short guy (5'6") and for some reason I attract girls who are taller than me. My gfs have been 5'10", 5'9", 5'10". Current prospective gf is 5'8".
Fat black girls.
God bless them for seeing something in me, even its just my skin color and virginity.
>>24372073
Everyone rated 1-10. I'm attractive, smart, and actually have goals I accomplish. Male equivalent of a girl, I can pick and choose and normally ignore a lot of people that want to pursue me.
>>24373806
>Btw, she doesn't have kids.
explains it
>>24372728
Don't be with them everything is hard, it's like breathing for two.
>>24372870
B8. You're a degenerate scum and you know it.
>>24372622
>4'8
are you in middle school senpai?
average mexican woman is 5'2 to 5'5
>pedo detected
>>24372721
Let me correct you
>Chad on the outside
> Autistic normie on the inside
>>24373461
>really young (like 14-16 year olds)
>bad
ITT: autistic normies
4/10 manic depressive wannabe pixies
(i wish cute girls would have sex with me)
