Sit Game
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Rules of the game:
1. For no reason may you get up.
2. Preparations may be made so that one can sit for exponential amounts of time.
3. The sit game is a first priority, all other duties or activities are irrelevant until the sit game is discontinued.
4. Adjustments may be made so long as the as a single cheek remains stationary on your object of choice.
5. The object chosen to sit on may not move from its original position in any way.ex. Wheels chairs must always have the brakes on.
6. Points are based on days spent in chair. 1, 24 hour, day is equivalent to 1 point.
7.Op is not liable fro any harm that may come from prolonged sitting. ex. Spinal relocation, sickness, depression, etc.
Tiers are rewarded for days spent.
1: chair pup
5:chair whelp
10:chair sqag
25:chairling
50:chair tuft
100: chair scrote
200:chair stationary
300:chair mediary
365: chair apprentice
475: chair intermediate
650: chair wok
900:chair
1500:chair master
2500:chair deity
4000:chair god
7000:chair mass
9000:chair NEET
10000: chairman
15000:chairmain overseer of the republic of seats
OP's score: 537
who is the best NEET of us all?
you forgot one thing. how 2 poop.
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"Preparations may be made so that one can sit for exponential amounts of time."
If your chair breaks are you allowed to carry the seat around with you, keeping it connected with your arse, or do you have to start over again?
>>24372015
>Get colostomy bag implanted
>Open window before you sit down
>Throw bags out window when full
>Order more bags off internet
What if my gf wants to have sex with me but won't unless I get up?
Do I tell her to come to the chair or...?
>>24372056
"5. The object chosen to sit on may not move from its original position in any way."
>>24372149
>chair sex
What I did:
>Lived in my bathroom
>Had a bidet installed.
>brought pc and microwave, used wall outlet with 2, 6 plug adapters
>ate mostly canned uncooked
>would throw my trash out of my window behind my head.
>preemptively set moved a dumpster to easily dispose of waste. Tied it to a pole so garbage men would have to throw out the tsh in bug hand fulls.
>made me chuckle at their effort.
>I've never played sportsball, but eventually you can make it in 10/10 times.
>would turn around and rest my head on a pillow on the little toilet table thing.
>get a small AC unit if its hot/cold where you live.
>use sink water to wash your body if need be.
>only reason I got up was because someone broke into my house and stole my nothing.
>i heughed at their presumed face.
>>24371998
Can we sit on a dildo?
>>24371998
1 day is 1 point?
>spending 41 years playing an arbitrary game that someone made up on /r9k/
Holy shit I'd do it.
