I wipe and I wipe. I wipe some more, I just keep wiping but my ass is never clean.
>>24372086
>Just NEET things
>>24372086
Get some sanitary wipes and wipe yourself down in the shower.
Clean it in the shower, or use wet wipes you disgusting fuck
Just poop poop poop, poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker.
>>24372098
I shit like a horse. I'm not fucking showering every time I take a dump.
>>24372086
You need more fiber and less fat in your diet.
>>24372086
>tfw sometimes after I poop the paper is nearly spotless
>continue to wipe with fresh paper at least one, sometimes two, more times, just in case the JUST gods are trying to ruse me
>>24372195
>You need less fat in your diet
>>24372195
i vote for less fibre and more fat
>>24372195
>>24372241
>>24372262
Eat less shit.
>>24372262
I vote for robot human centipede.
>>24372086
That's fucking disgusting m8
You got the swamp ass
>he doesnt wash his ass with water
fucking europoors and americlaps. you are all disgusting freaks.
Clench your ass when you wipe so you won't be shitting onto the paper each time you reach.
>>24372086
When your in the shower and this works only if you can deattach your shower head, squat low and then aim the water at your asshole it'll clean everything out and you'll have to wipe only 1 to 3 times everytime you shit.
>>24372478
can you draw me a visual representation?
>>24372086
>I just keep wiping but my ass is never clean.
Just accept that your ass will never be clean because....it's an ass.
Shit comes out of it. That's it job. Accept it for what it is. Your ass. Now if you'll all excuse me, I need to get back in touch with my ass.
