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What are the ultimate robot foods? Pic related
Hard mode: no tendies
Roasted chicken breast seasoned with fresh-ground pepper
>>27572804
White rice with ketchup
nachos made in the microwave.
Continuing my thread from last night.
Let's draw normies on French girls app, ok r9k, maybe we can bring down their confidence.
Do you like my pictures?
>>27572803
Feel free to join in, the app is called " French girls" and is filled with normie attention whore scum
>>27572854
Ayy lmao
Orig comment
>>27572854
>ayy
fuck off retard
What is an uncomfortable truth you hate to admit?
I know I'm only good for comfort and coin. But at least I know I'm good at it.
I know that I've never been told I was attractive by anyone I was in a relationship with.
I know that if I'm the male equivalent of a female prude (not willing to spend money on a woman, compare to a prude woman not wanting to spend her resource-pussy-on a man), I'll never find someone...except it's exponentially easier to get to a man's wallet than a woman's crotch. And the wallet is worth more.
There are few good reasons to believe in free will
Anyone else got any good bits of wisdom?
What's the most insightful thing you've read on 4chan?
>>27573048
This one hurts. Both because women are monsters and monster women would never exist.
You can have a qt gf. She loves and cares for you. You live at her house and you don't have to pay rent. You don't have to work a job. She pays for your food and your clothes and your hobbies. She will have sex with you if you want.
There's only one catch: She fucks other men on the side. At work, at bars etc. Sometimes she brings the men home although they don't interact with you.
Do you accept?
No.
/thread
Original post here
>>27572455
Nope, fuck that. I'd rather have a woman who hates my guts but won't leave me or be unfaithful.
So basically free room and board, and a living allowance.
Yes I would take this deal. I don't even give a shit if I have to call her my girlfriend
>tfw he's not 6ft
>>27572244
>tfw he isn't rich
Sorry boys, 200k a year or your alone forever
Ni hes 61/2
>tfw every name in this thread so far is female
Any Sydney robots interested working together to stop being losers/sheeps?
Im not asking for friends, just someone who also wants to stop being a loser and interested in achieving this together
I think meeting in person will eventually have to happen so anyone interested must be within 45 minutes travelling distance from Burwood
Sydney, Australia
Fuck off slant eyed cunt
how do you suggest acheiving this
im a normie but i really hope you guys do this
share ur ambitions/personal goals and shit and work on them together
get jobs
make it rain
Help.
I think I'm having a bad experience with marijuna.
Do people freak out with this stuff? I took a big hit. I feel really fucking weird. Someone tell me what's going on. I don't know if I did something wrong or if I'm just got hit too hard.
I don't smoke very much and I took a big hit.
yes. it's called a panic attack. a lot of people get that when they smoke. don't smoke it anymore.
OP here please help
I know someone from here smokes a lot because this place has neets and loser who doing nothing all day. please help me I just want to know what is going on okay
I'll give you porn
>>27571423
Here's a (You)
I smoke all the time and never get this
Just get a pan incase you throwup and try and get some sleep
The you get is the name of your soulmate.
GO GO GO
>>27571362
moar sfw farm animals
>>27571362
Inb4 man's name
>>27571426
The manliest name possible thanks
I done did it now boys. I replied to a post on facebook with some controversial stuff. Most people will probably ignore it though because it was out of left field and I'm the weird creepy guy
I just wanted to let you know because it was fucking exhilarating. Literally hundreds of normies will bear witness to what I said, some who I vaguely know and some complete strangers...life's wild
post pics then you fucking fag
>>27571120
what did you do, McGee
>>27571134
Naw, it wouldn't convey the point anyway. It wasn't anything too crazy anyways, just truthful shit that no one will reply to because it's awkward and straighfoward truth, especially awkward for the people who know me
Nothing else to see here, I just wanted blog post about my shitty life :)
ITT: Google your newly given name, post image results
posting you bitch ass cock sucker
TIME TO ROLLLLLLLL BABY
>>27571066
Sarah West reporting
Say something about yourself that will make those on this board hate you for it.
>>27570855
I have a gf but Im a true robot (srs)
i think anime is really gay and stupid
I am actually not a virgin but I say I am.
Lets try to guess our names my fellow robots.
I think my name is George.
Sheila Jackson
Rolling for black woman get.
Micheal Smith sounds like a good possibility
This is a /b/ tier thread but my name is Casey
Is accounting a robot job? Is there too much social interaction?
Also, general robot jobs thread
>>27570652
Depends if you're trying to work at TurboTax or Deloitte.
Big-time accounting jobs aren't robot at all.
>>27570652
i heard sys admin is a comy job not sure what they do but i heard they don't do much and they have time to shitpost on the job
>>27570652
I work in public accounting, hell no man. You have to deal with clients and break bad news to them, sometimes they disagree and you have to deal with that.
You also travel with groups of chads/stacies and have to spend every waking second in the group for days. Eat with them, work with them, share rooms, etc.
Reminder that you're at home posting on a Tibetan basket weaving forum on a Friday night, meanwhile Stacy is out with her friends having the time of her life.
It's Friday today, is it?
Okay. We know. What's the point of this shitty thread?
>>27570596
I'm not an attractive white woman, so why would I expect to live the lifestyle of one?
Seriously, why haven't you fucked a fat girl yet?
>>27570437
They also don't deem me worthy of existence.
>>27570450
Sheesh! Have you got any money? Can you spare $450-1000 a month? If yes, There's no fucking reason not to posess your own female
>>27570560
No thanks, I'm not interested in being a cuck.
