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Femanon here, why do you guys hate women?
I'm 19 and a virgin, I don't fit the stereotype that you guys always go on about and most of my friends group consists of nerdy guys and gamers (no chads that is always implied). I spend the majority of my day painting, playing runescape (not training cooking) posting here and listening to music. I don't go out and club with other girls and prefer to play games with my friends/watch anime. I stream league on and off with a low viewer count around 50s and don't go out much. I've never had a real relationship with a guy but that's mainly because there's no one that feels that way about me, my friends buy me a lot of things and I know one of them has always liked me (I don't date him because he's the same height as me and is unfit).

Am I not allowed to not date people I don't find attractive?
Why is this board so misogynistic, I thought you guys wanted a relationship.
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>>24638633
How tall are you?
Be my gf?
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>>24638633
>Why is this board so misogynistic,
>I thought you guys wanted a relationship.
you answered your own question
they want it.
they cant get it.
they hate it.
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>she has male friends
Your bait-thread is shit, faggot. Fag. Fagggg.

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Reminder to all you "femanons"

If you wear a Michael Kors watch, you aren't just a normie, you're a FULL ON Stacy.
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I wear a Michael kors watch and I'm a dude, what does that make me?
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>>24638529
That makes you a Stacy.
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>>24638529
an ultra faggot?

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>cousin is 32
>no job nothing
>everyone hates her for not wanting to get married
>had a job when l was 22 ( cousin is 10years older )
>she'd always come uninvited
>"hey anon l got u some pizza haha"
>always cool
>she probably was a lesbian
>one day she tells me that everyone in the family hated her but me
>feelsbadman
>help her get a job
>she gets one in no time because she had experience
>it goes like this for a year, she'd occasionally buy me vidya or pizza and play it with me
>2 years later
>"anon l won the lottery"
>wut.jpg
>25million shekelerinos
>buys a house on my name and tells me that l can ask her for money if l ever need it
>everyone becomes nice to her all of a sudden
>she ignores them and keeps living her neet life
>visits me from time to time
>buys a shitload of pizza everytime
I still work in retail, probably gonna stop soon, get neetbux
and live my life like l want to with all the money l saved.
Who /goodsamaritan/ here ?
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Wife her
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>>24638135
>everyone becomes nice to her all of a sudden
>she ignores them

I really hope this continues. Fuck those cunts
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>>24638135
Is your cousin at least attractive?

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Why do normies take their mothers so seriously?

>dude she's your mom you can't do that
>haha my mom would kill me if i talked back
>how could you say that to your MOM bro???
>i would NEVER disobey muh mom
or my personal favorite, one time I was smoking a cig at a wedding and some fag goes
>you smoke in front of your mother?
keep in mind i'm 22.
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>l'm a spoiled bitch and l have no respect for the only female that loves me

Good job
>inb4 l have a gf
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I don't know, I have had people straight up tell me I don't love my mother before. I think I do, I appreciate everything she has done for me but I don't view her with the same adoration some people seem to. Maybe it's because I grew up with my dad.

There's probably some Freudian psychology to explain this desu.
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>>24637897
I've never seen someone say something like that. It seems like a pretty big social faux pas to me. I know a guy though who is just an ass to his mum, barely even acknowledges her existence and says that everyone who is nice to their mum is fucking their mum. I don't think that's what you or OP are meaning though.

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This is you 40-50 years from now, /r9k/.
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>>24637719
>implying I'll still be alive
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>>24637719
>not a grave
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>thinking i'll live into my 70s

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You guys realize you're all the male version of SJWs, right?

>Men are all pigs vs women are all bitches

>Injustice against wermern! vs injustice against men!

>Men focus too much on beauty! vs women focus too much on looks like Chad!

Life is harder 4 us vs life is harder 4 us

You guys say or imply shit like:
>we live life on hard mode
>women are too superficial
>we're an oppressed minority
>triggered (and most of you seem to mean it sincerely)

Idk, senpai. There are countless examples of you guys being SJW tier. Just stop it.

>inb4 but what we say is true and we're actually treated badly and live lyfe hurd moad hurr durr durr

No one gives a fuck. And you can't get more SJW than saying shit like that, so just stop.
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>>24637487
I just come here to troll beta losers.
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>>24637490
Good for fucking you mate! Good for you! Does it make you feel like you yourself are a less of a beta loser? Bet it does. Keep posting pal!
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>>24637490
Same, senpai. Honestly, I think r9k is only like 5% robots these days. They just tend to be more active on here and most people play along with the robot meme.

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When the hell did 4chan become so full of right wing redneck hicks?
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4chans racism actually make me feel better about not dating black guys. Before coming here I use to feel guilty about being a race traitor/guilty.
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when moot introduced /pol/, making stormers feel welcome on 4chan.

i will never understand why there are so many right wing idiots on a website dedicated to a foreign culture
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4chan has always been reactionary when it comes to political stuff. Right now segments of the left are browbeating authoritarians, so more people lean right.

I like to think most boards are pretty moderate for the most part. Except for /pol/, who are Tumblr-tier hysterics.

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Where do my robots stand politically? I expect to see a lot of left wingers here.

https://www.politicalcompass.org/
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I'm pretty liberal on most issues.
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>>24636982
>I expect to see a lot of left wingers here.

I'm with the socialist left when it comes to economics. But with the far-right (not pol, they are neocons) when it comes to borders and women's rights. And with moderates when it comes to race.
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>>24636982
Economic Left/Right: -9.0
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.46
My utopia is one where the mentally handicapped may be employed to lead the blind

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Just a reminder that if you date non virgin women, you are settling for sloppy seconds and basically buying a used flesh light.
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Just a reminder that you will die a kissless virgin.
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>the thought of a woman actually going through some magical corruption as soon as I get my dick in her is actually really hot
C-can I make her a super mean and slutty ravenette if I put my dick in her pooper?
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>implying ill ever get a nonvirgin gf or a virgin gf

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you probably aren't aware because my threads have died, but I've chronicled this relationship on r9k
pic related, just happened
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go on, I am lurking
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>>24632693
me too, as well.
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hdmwundnduwmxn

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Who /dent-in-chest/ here? I've become anxious about mine. This pic isn't me, but that's sort of what I look like. I don't know what a girl would think. Is it normal? Would it be less noticeable if I worked out and gained some muscle in the chest?
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>>24632381

>Is it normal?

Fuck no it's not normal, but you already know that.
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I knew a guy who had this and fucked plenty of chicks
Me? I've got a hole in mine and I don't fuck any
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>>24632381
Looks like marfan syndrome to me senpai.

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>see random dick thread
>robots start posting their sizes
>EVERY FUCKING POSTER HAS A 7"+ DICK

Does anyone on this board actually have a small dick??
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Moron.

Most people who post and talk about their dicksize in dick threads want to because they have bigger dicks. Guys with smaller dicks don't like how it >feels, and so they fuckoff to other threads
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>>24629382
This, self-selection bias
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>>24629356
i have a small dick, 5.5 inches

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can't find the night time picture edition
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fucking hate it when its the wrong pic aswell
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I tried to make a thread and it 404ed on me :(
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>looking up profiles of people from my class in school
>some chav who failed all his GCSEs is currently living in Thailand and posts photos of him with different Thai women each week
>I passed all my GCSEs
>Got a degree
>Currently a NEET

Crazy how life works out

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I'm a robot but I still don't like Weezer except for Island in the Sun, My name is Jonas and Buddy Holly.
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>>24640140
Well isn't that swell?
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>>24640140
>nothing off of pinkerton
at least you picked from the blue album.
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>>24640167
i like Say It Ain't So too

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Why is she so perfect robots? Do you believe love in first site?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=angHmKUYH_g
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>>24639760
>Do you believe love in first site?

Online dating doesn't work.
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someone post it please
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>>24639760
YOU
CAN'T
FOOL
ME

I KNOW WHAT SHE DID

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