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Would you date a girl who pretended to be interested in sports?
>>24638387
>date
>girl
wrong board desu senpai
>>24638387
People on /r9k/ don't like sports, but would pretend to pretend to be interested in sports just to get with a girl, any girl.
>>24638387
dude, its r9k
they will date anything that moves
>>24638394
this
>mum asks to use laptop
>hide porn
>mum uses word
>"Uhh, anon, could you come here?"
>mum has fan fiction open
>take laptop and start to wipe word docs
>mum walks in and watches me
>takes laptop
>does what she needs
>gives it back to me
>"I deleted all of the disgusting things that I saw"
>mum found and deleted all porn
>was nothing but milf and anal
>tffw mum snooped through laptop wiped 8,000 files
>tfw im 19 and am literally an adult
>I'm literally an adult
>lives with mom
>rages how mom controls life while living in her house
>>24638336
Literally next time she asks you use your laptop just say "no" and if she tries to ask why or argue just don't say anything because she will know why.
Just remember to not reply to her bullshit after you say no and just ignore her.
>>24638336
>living at home
>having own laptop
>NOT encrypting your porn files
*TICK*
TOCK
TICJK
TOCK
CHOO CHOOO
TIME TO GO TO WORK LITTLE KEKS heheheehhe
>>24638333
I'm in love with the co co
Have a nice day wage keks lmao I'm just on my first coffee of the day after getting out of bed at 1pm feeling refreshed.
Oh, It's this thread again...
>>24638442
shouldn't you be working, wage kek?
http://www.drthomasebrown.com/pdfs/HighIQAdults.JADonlineversion.pdf
Objectives: To demonstrate that high IQ adults diagnosed with ADHD suffer from executive function (EF) impairments
that: a) can be identified with a combination of standardized measures and self-report data; and b) occur more commonly
in this group than in the general population. Method: 157 ADHD adults with IQ > 120 were assessed with 8 normed measures
of EF- 3 index scores from standardized tests of memory and cognitive abilities, and 5 subscales of a normed selfreport
measure of EF impairments in daily life. Results: 73% of subjects were significantly impaired on > 5 of these 8 EF
markers. On all 8 measures, incidence of these impairments was significantly greater than in the general population.
Conclusion: High IQ adults with ADHD tend to suffer EF impairments that can be assessed with these measures; incidence
of such impairments in this group is significantly higher than in the general population.
well hey r9k, turns out you're not stupid or lazy at all
>>24638273
Having poor executive function makes you lazy though.
>>24638305
not really your fault
this whole idea of "it's all your fault because your lazy" just makes you schizophrenic, because it makes you develop guilt and shame for something that you literally don't have much control over (and yeah you don't, your reward system is fucked up, not your personal moral character)
>>24638346
>>24638305
also, i don't mean literally schizophrenic, but latent schizophrenia symptoms, the "voices" that tell you that you're worthless, that shit comes from retards that think they're some sort of moral authority that tell you you're worthless for shit out of your control, then you internalize these beliefs and they show themselves during schizophrenic episodes
>White privilege isn't real
How are you jamal?
Another day of smoking weed and jerking it to porn because real woman don't date black men l suppose ?
>>24638136
I think this board proves that we don't get shit just for being white. Rich white people have privilege, but so do rich blacks. There just so happens to be more rich whites.
>>24638136
Why is there a massive influx of redditors and tumblrinas today?
I've fucking had it, I'm done I I've given in
>log onto 4chan
>fucking neetfags tempting me
>showing what I'm missing
>rubbing it in my face
I'm getting a subway at lunch time, I give in, FUCK you and FUCK your lifestyle of sweet delicious sub's made with fresh healthy ingredients by a qualified sandwich artist or whatever the FUCK you call the employee's
>He doesn't have a publix nearby
>>24638159
>trusting your lunch to anyone but the most qualified artisan
Nigga please.
fuck you op you dont deserve them, youre no neet. Get the fuck off of our turf
What is the most autistic thing you've done to the opposite sex?
Told her I loved her.
Sent her prog/fusion songs.
>>24637894
Told her I often browse 4chan
>im spending the night with coke and rum
>she's screaming in delight, choking on chad's cum
>Quick, anonette, take my hand, for the night is young!
>Alas, she has eyes for Chad, for his dick is well hung
>>24637862
I'd take the coke n rum instead desu.
Who /depressedalcoholic/ here?
So what you're saying is, you want to be the one choking on Chad's cum instead?
>4 girls
>4 rejections
>brb while i amputate my dick and balls
Seriously, I'm done. Women can go fuck themselves.
they all look fat and average
>>24637857
>four girls out of which only Amy is not illiterate
Don't complain if you have shit taste in women.
>>24637885
Right? I totally lowered my standards for these bitches and they all flat out rejected me.
Would you still love a girl after knowing that she's been BLACKED?
>>24637556
She doesn't even love herself.
>>24637556
no thanks, i am not a fan of aids or single mothers.
Yea I'm an actual kek IRL in the non-meme way
Good feels thread?
>tfw standing outside smoking and the biggest shooting star I've seen shoots through the sky
I've seen a lot before because I always look at the stars when I'm outside, but it trailed for so long, leaving a huge tail behind it too, halfway through it turned a little green before turning back to a white colour. That honestly has made my year..
o-or not.. okay
>>24637545
I love staring out at the night sky in an empty parking lot some nights, its my favorite thing to do
I love listening to asmr noises and play terraria
>build a comfy house while being comfy
What does making out with a girl feel like?
Like bags of sand desu senpai
>>24637282
like an arid dessert
fun
amazing
empowering
like you can do anything
self validating
especially when she's the one doing the work and you can just sit back and let your tongue get fucked.
Holy shit
How do you go from this
To this
Fuck off robot
>>24637245
>>24637241
Changing angle + lighting, mostly
Rapid mental decline due to me not letting her fuck me
Many keks to be had pham. When should I tell her that it ain't me?
(Been talking for less than a day and she's all over the Thundercock)
>>24637220
Holy shit it's like a desperate guy talking to a girl. Fascinating.
Ture nature of women, they shoot too high and cry when they can't get their way.
Just put her in her place, murder her self esteem.
>>24637220
>I'm just fucking alone like always
>Beta Orbiter: "I'll date y-"
>Fuck off nerd
Any other guys here /peesittingdown/?
>>24637186
Only if I'm too tired to stand f a m
always. standing while peeing sprays piss everywhere, including your pants. enjoy smelling like urine
My dick dips inside the water everytime I shit and piss.
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