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robots used to just be social outcasts, but the autismos had to have their special snowflake cake and eat it too, driving out everyone but those who were austism distilled

enjoy this hell you've made for yourselves
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I think things will look up, maybe soon. This is the most support I have had in a long time.

How did I eat the cake, though?
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Sounds like someone doesn't like anime.
Whether your like it or not, 4chan is a weeb friendly website so maybe you should just fuck off.

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TRUMP IS OFFICIALLY STUMPED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmqhTynfCxg
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Fuck you, made my heart jump

liar
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>>25142120
dont deny it anon
he means it when he says hes dropping out
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>>25142165
if he were to drop out that would be news, i go to news, there's nothing there about it. Ergo, visa ve you are a liar.

What does an overdose feel like? Any robots experienced one?

If so, what did it feel like and what did you overdose on?
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>>25142021
Never have myself but I've seen it happen. Doesn't look fun
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>>25142021
It feels like the integrity of your body is failing. It feels like you have to stay awake and keep willing yourself to breathe and your heart to beat steadily, and you know that if you fall asleep you'll never wake up.

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http://viooz.co/

fucking great, where do i watch movies online now?
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>>25141936
Netflix :^)

a

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Most autistic shit we do

I save images like this one, which happens to be full blown fedora, because of things like the book with gold page outlining.

I'm a full blown figet autist who is toying with some kind of object constantly throughout the day, such as bendy straws, pens, or books with soft covers because of that feel when you bend them.

Its gotten so bad I'm now saving images of shit I'd like to fidget with.

Whats the most autistic shit you do?
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>>25141879
Also I'm indifferent to the quote, but I know the image is LE IFLS XDDD
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>>25141879
I browse this board everyday

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FUCK FUCK FUCK. i caught feelings for a girl i'm friends with on facebook. she lives like 200 miles away but idk. what do
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she's almost literally the only person who makes me laugh plus she's a qt

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>tfw tomorrow is a new day and a new me

2e08adf2aa38584c5a2cec100ad51252
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>>25141585
I was broke last week but
today be a new day
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I keep getting worse and worse every day. The new me is worse than the old one. I used to be a better person. I have gained 30 lbs and I'm going nuts. I close my eyes tight and I can see a woman there, she makes me do tasks for her. If I close them hard enough and start "pushing" mentally I can almost fall through into the world with her. I feel as though there's another reality just beyond this one and there are people there calling out to me, trying to pull me in. It's the true reality, has everything I want, which I want in this reality because I know it's how things are just across the way.
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>>25141642
Jesus christ anon, get some help.

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When did you realize that arrogance was actually a positive personality trait?
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When it repelled everyone around me
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>>25141557

Sometime around April of this year. Life has been easymode since then.

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>parents make me go to therapist for anger issues
>have three 1 hour sessions where I just fake being a good little boy
>therapist says i'm fine and it's my parents who are at fault
>he says this to them
>my mom and dad go ape shit revealing their anger issues
>give the therapist this look
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the therapist isn't an authority retard, you just fucked up everything again
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You appear to have broken the system.
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>>25141551
This happened 8 years ago. I have cut both my parents out of my life so I'd say the therapist knew what he was talking about.

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who here /dead/?
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My dad...

(this is an original comment)

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>gf of 3 months cheated on me
>break up
>start messaging one of her friends
>friend never even knew we were dating
>she told her that we were just friends
>called me weird

Why try boys?
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>>25141307
i know this feel lad

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Got a company holiday party coming up, no date for the 5th year in a row. What do?
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>>25141287
If it bothers you that much, pay an actor.
You'll get to kiss her and hold her hand and if by the end of the night she's drunk enough, you could rape her and prey you get away with it.
What do you have to lose?

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STUPID FUCKING BITCH SISTER BURNT THE TENDIES.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I EAT NOW.

FUCKING CUNT
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>>25141202
I WILL FUCKING MURDER HER FOR YOU
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>>25141202
HOW MANY GOOD BOY POINTS DID THAT BITCH WASTE?!
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>>25141241

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25141262

TOO FUCKING MANY

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NEETS ARE NOT WELCOME ON THIS BOARD. WHY DONT YOU CALL UP YOUR BUDDY CHAD AND YOU TWO CAN GO BULLY PEOPLE FOR NOT BEING BORN AS FORTUNATE AS YOU WERE. I DONT FUCKING CARE JUST GO ANYWHERE BUT HERE YOU LIFE ENJOYING FAGGOT. THIS BOARD IS FOR ROBOTS. ROBOTS LIVE IN MISERY. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD.
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>>25141180
>neets are not robots

???
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>>25141180
>this is what goes on inside the head of a typical wagekek
A guess Monday is approaching
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>>25141180

>M-MUH HUGBOX!!

Get to work, wagecuck.

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>tfw no quirky gf who likes theater and ballet
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kill yourself or smt
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>>25141017
>smt
what did you mean by this?

>tfw no flat chested gf with pale skin black hair and bangs on her forehead who is as depressed as I am

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