>have two beautiful twin cousins
>whenever i see pictures of them i get absolutely fucking triggered
>i can't do anything and i just stand there with the thousand yard stare
>all the memories are just rushing back
>was fat all of my known life
>parents did nothing when i was a child to do anything about it
>delude myself with all the lies usually spouted...
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>>26372457
>thinking about CIA
>liberalism, progressivism, political correctness are mental illnesses
further proof that being a right-winger is a byproduct of deep sadness and shitty parenting
>>26372457
>what i missed on with said cousins
Are you trying to say that you want to fuck your cousins?
Cause there was a "decent" chance they wouldn't fuck you either way.
Reminder that this what qualifies you to post on this board:
>is a NEET
>is a virgin
>does not have an attractive face (can be somewhat attractive but must at least have some noticeable problem i.e. A hook nose or fucked teeth)
>does not have perfect skin, and possibly had acne at some point
>is a manlet, or fat, or extremely skinny
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>>26372368
That's quite a narrow list my friend.
Do you really expect people to meet all the criteria on your list?
>>26372368
>>must have different politics from the normie crowd i.e. far right
fuck off
That and bullying are the only ones I don't fit in. I used to be an alpha autist so I bullied people instead of getting bullied, didn't even realize I was bullying people tho
>>26372368
>must have different politics from the normie crowd i.e. far right
You can go to /pol/ if that fits you better.
>is a NEET
>parents must not be rich
Now you're just contradicting yourself.
Does anyone want to trade?
Maybe, I haven't traded in a very long time though. Didn't bring my price guide.
>>26371930
It's mine now bitch. Water you gonna do about it?
>>26371973
Too bad it's water marked and you can't use it in an actual game of Pepemon.
"Bitch"
>How do you get a femanon's Skype?By being THAT desperate.
>What do a femanon and a leukemia patient have in common?They're both cancerous and take a dozen different types of meds.
>How did the femanon avoid a ban?The mods looked at her post history and let her off on an insanity plea.
>I read a thread earlier by a femanon who got pregnant by Tyrone...I guess bad things do cum in 3's.
And...
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>>26370582
very funny, pepe
>What's the difference between a wagecuck and a condom?
>Condoms only work 99% of the time.
>How does a wagecuck spend his free time?
>Commuting.
KEK. These threads are becoming the highlight of my day.
oh, NEET pepe, you've done it again. Another quality thread. Looking forward to the hecklers.
What year did it all go wrong for you?
for me it was 2009
>>26370541
14th of February 2010.
>>26370541
I never really had a sense things where going well in the first place.
2014
I was fuckin' king for a while there man... And I thought I would be forever. Then she left.
This guy got some mad skills. Lol'd hard but also very intrigued and mildly turned on by the concept of stealthily unloading steaming hot mancream on unsuspecting fems.
plz tell me there are more vids like this, if you have any post that shit immediately.
I also just had a highly disturbing yet humors idea surface from the depths of my brain, what if this became a trend? called creaming. There are enough insane people out there, weird motherfuckers, teens looking to prove themselves, mentally ill, rapists, and a general assortment of cunts. It would just...
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>>26369530
http://www.xvideos.com/video827519/the_rainmaker#_tabDownload
>>26369930
http://www.xvideos.com/video827519/the_rainmaker
fixed*
How the fuck does this not have more replies? roasties are literally get cummed on by robots, I guess the normalfags really have taken over.
How do you deal with extreme loneliness?
By posting on 4chan and feeling like I'm at least not 100% alone.
>>26369436
>be me
>diagnosed personality disorder
>not specified but highly likely its avoidant
>literally built to live life without feeling lonely
I might get a small amount of loneliness from time to time. but I always get back up and work my way through
>>26369436
music, movies, computer games, food...
worst part about is that I am not really alone. it is that everyone ignores me yet if I turn on porn or something there is instantly someone behind my back. fucking hate my life.
All you fucks "suffering" from OCD, anxiety, depression, ADD, bipolar or other trivial BS like that are just normies who overstate your minor problems which are worth shit.
You are just normies with a small debilitiation. Literally every "illness" I mentioned that you complain so much about has a drug that can copletely or almost completely suppress it and allow you to have no social debillitations.
If you're not suffering with ASD or schizofrenia you have no right to complain about your mental health and you're not real robots...
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lol wut, bipolar type 1 here and im in no way normal or accepted. I've been homeless for the past year and was telling everyone how i am the great earth spirit 6 months ago... nigga my pills dont even work sometimes. go kill yourself
>>26368693
>lol wut
>kil yourself
ya nah you're definitely normalscum
>>26368693
>telling everyone how i am the great earth spirit 6 months ago
>lel sooo randum xD
ya that sounds like normie trash to me
Had to be away for longer than I wanted.
I'm back! Questions, comments, reports on your progress, all you want!
Guide at 100 replies. (If you have it already, don't sabotage!)
>tfw ss
>tfw ass is getting huge
Do you think I'm good to switch off to a different routine? My lifts have gone from basically nothing to bench 5x150, squat 5x205, and dead 5x210
>>26368635
Does your mother knoe youre a faggot?
I will never get fit because I have no selfcontrol, willpower, discipline or drive. Any tips?
>"Hey instead of going for a meal later, do you maybe want to come back to my place and I can cook us something? I should have all the ingredients already to make something. I hope that's not too forward or anything, I just really like talking to you like this when it's just the two of us."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ey4yAgLZlw]
>"Hey Anon, you know Valentine's day is this Sunday. Do you have any plans? Oh no, me neither. I'll probably just be in pjs like I was year! But, hey, if you're not doing anything then I'd be down for meeting up or hanging out or something. Really, oh cool! Well do you want my number, maybe we can arrange something? Sorry for being so awkward, I mean I assume you realize I've liked you for quite a while right?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35sUWUs1e7w]
>"Hey thanks for inviting me to visit your family Anon. Your parents are so sweet, and I can tell how much your sister looks up to her big brother. Did you see how much she giggled when she found us kissing in the kitchen? I'm really glad you feel comfortable asking me to do things like, I was sort of hoping to ask you to meet my family too but I didn't know how you felt. You know, about us. I love you a whole lot Anon. I don't know how good I am at making that obvious but I really do care about you more than I can explain."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvNAHBI1V4o]
Never stop making these threads, anon.
Make a poem about yourself
No one
walks along this path
this rainy morning
>>26368437
quietly obscene
an ache constantly denied
necrophilia
alternatively
a katana's blade
its asperity unmatched
except by my edge
Loser sits inside on his computer
Posting online
His ass lets rip a righteous tooter
As he views a vine
Here he sits with nice hard wood
Shitposting never felt so good
Flaming comments anonymous
The internet's economist
What would you be doing right now if you had won the Powerball?
Getting medical treatment for my disease, just spent a half hour lying on the bathroom floor singing delirious in pain
Fucking my best friends hot girlfriend
>>26367701
get myself something proper to eat
Robot hangout thread. Just looking for general conversation, or topics. Hanging at home today and wanted some company. To kick things off here's a list:
>Favorite drink(booze or otherwise)
>What's the last thing you ate?
>Favorite vidya
>What is the last book/thing you read?
>Where are you(home, work, bed, couch, kitchen floor)?
>Do you go to school?
>What's...
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Ill answer a few.
>spaghetti
>Dark Souls
>my mom
>>26367691
Tell me about your mother...lol Thanks for being a good sport, no robots wanna party.
>>26367532
>robot
>career
>school
fuck off, you fucking charlatans
>stop staring you creep I'm just wearing it for comfort
>mfw almost short shorts season
>WEARING THINGS THAT GIVE ME A BONER CANNOT BE COMFORTABLE
Hey now, I'm just thinking that it's a shame you aren't out making some real mother fucking money with that ass, know what I'm sayin?
What's r9k favorite fast food? Share stories.
>be me
>go to Wendys
>order 2 triples large fries and drink with frosty, one chicken wrap and two junior bacon
>faggot wageslave says "is it to go?"
>i say "for here" he's like "all for you"
>i can see his smirk
>get my order and go in the farthest darkest cornier i can...
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>>26365684
The important thing to do in this situation is to remind him that he works at Wendy's, so he's in no place to judge
>>26365684
We was asperger kings and shit
>>26365735
This.
He is supposed to give good service afterall since that's his job.