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http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/i-get-paid-for-sex-but-im-not-a-prostitute/news-story/a72db28ff7e6805e44dd72ca6ef0766a
>Sugar babies - I get paid for sex, but I'm not a prostitute
>Master of Fine Arts student
>squirrelled away more than $110000 in savings since adopting the lifestyle
FUCK THIS SOCIETY
Pussy (especially white pussy) is the most valuable commodity on the planet
>news.com.au
I shig
>>25169108
It's pretty fucking weird how they love changing the definitions of words.
I mean, if you see a dog, you call it a dog.
It can swear that it's a cat all it likes, but it doesn't change the fact that it's a fucking dog.
at what age did you grow out of spooks?
20 here and I gotta say life is much better now
>>25168843
who here /egoist/
>>25168843
I bet what you grew into is just as faggy
I'm going to reread The Ego and Its Own for the 6th time
A spook free life is the only life worth living
Share the style of shoes you wear most often.
Robots rate if autistic or not.
I'll start, I normally wear black oxfords.
those goofy ass skater shoes that white boys buy from wal mart or target.
needed them for when i tried working
pretty comfortable shoes
don't really give enough of a fuck to get new ones.
>>25168650
>white
Autism alert.
I'm looking at these threads. You guys are not incels?! You keep talking about your sexual experiences with women.
So, for you people who have gfs, how many butt grabs do you get? I would be counting those suckers. It sounds pathetic, but I would be doing that. Do you get to molest your gf? I would be doing that, too. I can't believe you get to grab a girl's butt. I don't even care about actual sex. Ideally, I would probably just jerk off while grabbing her butt. I wonder how that feels compared to actual anal sex.
BTW, I'm 32 and haven't had sex in 14 years.
And for the fembots, how come you don't act as a sexual version of Robin Hood by giving incels hand jobs? Sexual charity should be a thing.
Time to reply, robots.
Guuuuuuuys. Where are you?
hello. I am an East Asian male with a 6 inch penis, something of an anomaly among my people, a "Thundercock" if you will.
I desire to pursue dating prospects among your fair-featured women with origins west of the Caucasus Mountains.
I wish to "tap dat".
>>25168336
Go for it, load up the gene pool with some upgrades and ensure a future supply of mixed asian chicks.
Gonna need to work on the autism you're currently oozing though
Good luck convincing a white girl that you don't have a tiny peen like the rest of us
>>25168336
I'm an East Asian with a cock slightly over 7 inches. You're definitely not an anomaly you faggot.
>Just made profile.
>First message from pic related.
Should I kill myself now or later?
>>25168186
There's no fucking way that's real. I refuse to believe those people exist.
Jesus christ.
Just don't respond you dumb asshole.
You JUST made a profile and immediately a female, even a hambeast, reaches out to YOU?
You're a chad.
And you ain't my nigga.
my sanity took a hit just by looking that that fucking image
slay that monster then off yourself
ITT: post your personal 10/10s
>>25168150
Is it possible to be in love with an actor just from watching their films and interviews? She's inhuman levels of beautiful.
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>>25168224
kek anon, you still believe love is based on anything other than emotional biology or some retarded shit?
>5th driving lesson
>teacher tells me i still don't press the throttle enough when coming off the clutch
>that i'm too stiff and tense when i drive
>that it seems like i'm scared of driving and i need to get over it
How do you even learn to drive when you are a nervous wreck who is scared of everything?
Do what i did.Give up.
I was tense and stressed too when i drove for lessons. My driving instructor said exactly the same to me, did not help a thing senpai. Just try to relax and think that you're alone in the car. You will eventually get the license don't worry about that. I got it after failing my exam two times. Third time is the charm. Now when i drive by my own, i am super relaxed and confident in traffic. All i can say is don't worry, it will get better.
Pic related, currently driving my fathers car almost every day.
>>25168056
Imagine me learning how to drive a tractor=trailer combo
Who is bad teeth here ? I have 2 stopping in my front teeth and I am only 21, I fucking hate my life.
Mine are decently crooked. I never had braces.
I'm in my 30's. I would fix them if I had money.
Mine are really bad
It's the least of my problems though
my enamel is just shit
teeth are a dull creamy/yellowish color, and the edges are translucent. sensitivity to cold.
just cuck my shit up
Prove me that this show is not just cucking the beta.
>lanklet
>that chin
>skellington
>bowl cut
>bad beard
>sick clothes
ya but supplying weed can get you laid
>>25167881
>that chin
what
>>25167881
He never chased pussy hard in the original show he cares more about food and his dog
That's not beta at all
>letting Britfeel die edition
1st for not Brit but superior American
How's life in the UK now? I've been away for many years. When I left labour were in power and fucking shit up good and proper.
Is it better?
25167818
Second for no (you)s for thread terrorists.
What is it like to have a fat gf?
>>25167392
i never had one as a gf, but she would come over to my house and suck me off and let me fuck her
it was a mixed feel. i'll break it down for you
the good
>always ready to hang out, would drive for a half hour at 10:30 at night to come over
>would do whatever i told her, let me do whatever fucked up sexual thing i wanted with her
>let me slap her
>was submissive
>would suck my dick for however long i wanted
the bad
>as soon as i came, the disgust would hit me like a tidal wave
>she couldn't just roll with it and wanted a relationship
all in all, if you can get over the shame and disgust, it's a pretty damn low-effort way of getting your dick worked on
>>25167392
Haven't had fat gf but I have a fat/chubby fuck buddy. she's taller than me and is probably about 40lbs overweight but has good fat distribution so she looks decent. we've discussed relationship and both agree we aren't compatible there, also I feel it would be a massive downgrade since she is much less hot than my previous girlfriend.
sex with a chubby girl is great, i abuse her, choke her, slap her, and deep throat her until she pukes. they like being degraded due to their very low self worth. best sex I've had in terms of enjoyment, but having sex with skinny cuties feels much more fulfilling and you feel proud of yourself afterwards instead of mildly disgusted.
Id rather have a shit tier skinny gf than a chubby gf with great sex.
>>25167392
I get off on the fact that someone attractive lets me penetrate which (to me anyway) is an act of domination. If the person who I'm penetrating is undesirable then there is no point.
Why are little girls superior in every way?
because society hates boys and ruins women
This is the average woman these days
>>25167323
Bouguereau posting makes me happy.
>Sketchers
>New Balance
>Boots (yes even military ones; stop compensating tbqfh
Diagnosed autist with autism boots reporting in.
I wear these because they are waterproof, comfy, and look like something from Firefly.
>>25166332
i need my boots faggot, i work in the mud and snow and wear them wherever i go
the treads give me grip, the steel toe protects me in case i drop a log on it
/fa/ here.
Sketchers are a huge one
New balance actually has some nice ones, and are sometimes used for popular street wear shoes. The ones in ops pic are autism though, be careful.
Boots are completely fine.
Crocs, stay the fuck away from crocs
Sandals besides the beach
Reebok when not running or exercising
Just try to avoid brand names is a robots best bet. Good luck /r9k/, I love you all autismos
What is something that never fails to cheer you up?
weed, that's the only happiness in my life.
I dont think theres much that moves me either way consistently
racing on the highway
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