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>letting Britfeel die edition
1st for not Brit but superior American
How's life in the UK now? I've been away for many years. When I left labour were in power and fucking shit up good and proper.
Is it better?
25167818
Second for no (you)s for thread terrorists.
>>25167825
pretty much the same t b h
>>25167828
5th for do all Brits have teeth like Austin Powers???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A8KT365wlA
FOR THIS IS THE /britfeel/ GENERAL THREAD FOR DECEMBER.
Mike Myers is American.
w-what will happen once december is over?
>>25167940
*Canadian
you fukken pleb
>>25167955
The same thing that happened at the start of 2014 and 2015, we go back to the first image again and the cycle repeats.
>>25167927
>lost job in november
>no radio all day
>done shopping for family once
>not shops I went in had music on
>this year I have yet to hear slade, wizard, pogues or even darkness in the wild
Fuck me, I at least got some shaking stevens when I got milk in Tescos, but man I miss this music every year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r89CjMZDQpQ
>>25167973
Canada is in America mate. All Canadians are American.
Signing on tomorrow lads
lets hope they backdate my claim
>>25167995
>backdate
lel not gonna happen
>>25167809
/britfeel/ dies all the time, we're not /brit/ so we don't need an eternal thread made by cuckolded Americans ans Aussies while all the actual posters are in bed.
>>25167825
No jobs, too many immigrants, Prime Minister desperate to have us invade the middle east. Like you've never been away.
cat decided to settle on my keyboard
>>25167995
Do they stay open this late in December now? I'm sure when I was on JSA they closed on like the 15th and didn't reopen until about a month later.
>>25168042
They've gradually hacked away all the perks of being a civil servant, such as long closing over the Christmas period. It's why they struggle with recruitment so much nowadays.
going to sainsburys to do my christmas shopping
here's my list but I'm not sure, could do with some suggestions
mum: cd, no idea which one. failing that a box of lindt
brother: dvd (probably lego movie)
nan: ice road truckers or some other extreme american reality tv show
grandad: no idea, maybe a bar of dark chocolate
should I bother getting gifts for the 'extended family'? like aunt, her boyfriend, my mum's boyfriend
>>25168089
>nan: ice road truckers or some other extreme american reality tv show
last year we got my nan an iPad air. when did the elderly become American teenagers?
>>25168042
yep, I think they're open christmas eve as well, its pretty sad
freebux though.
>>25168089
My mum asked for adeles new album 25.
Was tempted as fuck to get her 21 as it's on in poundland.
You should get your mum's bf something m8, doesn't have to be great, just something he might like. A top gear dvd is a usual easy mode gift for blokes,
For older people go to a charity shop. I know it's tacky but I get my grandparents a really nice framed image of a robin or a starling mos years, costs like 2 quid in ST Nicolas'.
>>25168037
>No jobs, too many immigrants, Prime Minister desperate to have us invade the middle east. Like you've never been away
Makes you proud to be British.
>>25168148
Get her 21 (Adele) and Four (One Direction) and tell her you misunderstood.
>>25168148
>tried to say (symbol for pound sterling) 2
> "non ASCII characters are not allowed"
What the fuck? Why can't I fucking use one of the most common currencies on earth on 4chin?
>>25168161
People use thing like Russian letters to beat the ROBOT, so they disabled them all.
>>25168176
Is it just /r9k/ then?
$
>>25168161
Because you could use it to bypass the robot...even though that is extremely easy anyway.
>>25168191
Yeah, you can use them anywhere else. It's just to keep the robot safe from being tricked
>>25168191
>>25168193
>>25168176
OH
I CAN FUCKING POST THE DOLLAR SIGN, BUT NO POUND, YEN OR EURO
EAT A DICK HIRO
fucking bollocks lads. my move into a flat has been delayed until early January, fucking pissed.
>>25168753
That's too long, you're doomed
Where is she? I miss her. Bring her back.
Any of you lads read "26 men and a girl" by Gorky?
It's /r9k/ the short story tbqhwyrn
Just got back from an interview with the national careers service. The fucking irony of me potentially advising kids how to get a job that they want is unbelievable.
Boiled, scrambled, fried orpoached?
Boiled eggs for me.
>>25168825
It's not irony really. It's like any supervisory role; you don't have to be good at the job, you just have to be good at helping others get jobs.
I can't see any positive qualities in myself so I struggle to write applications. But I'm great at helping other people write them because I don't see their achievements trough a lens of distorted self loathing.
>>25168851
Scrambled mate, 4 whites 2 yolks master race
>tfw mummy insists on waking me up early for no reason
I just want to sleep senpai~
What are you robots up to today? I'm supposed to be buying Christmas presents and I'm feeling very anxious about it~
>>25169105
Sup tilde, you big old loser :^)
My sister's coming home for christmas today - just about to go out and help my mum with the big food shop.
>>25169105
It's a hint that she wants you to stop being a lazy pathetic cunt
>>25167809
>tfw the OP image is more festive than your christmas will ever be
>>25168851
Boiled, but gotta be soft boiled or ramen egg consistency
>It's an Anon can't stop feeling depressed or even get out of bad episode.
>>25169245
>ramen
baka desu senpaitachi
>>25169105
Hastily going into town for a haircut, then coming home and playing vidya since it's blowing like buggery out there.
>tfw you have more money in your account than you expected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubh7Rj5KeS8
Time to celebrate lads. I fancy getting a new game for my PS4, is Battlefront any good? I can get it for 30 quid.
>>25169165
>>25169166
Yo-you shouldn't be mean to people in britfeel! Britfeel is for comfy posting!
>>25169260
>It's an Anon only got dressed and left the house at 6 to get beer episode
>>25167825
Where are you at now senpai?
>No snow in winter.
>Again.
Today is the day that I begin holiday revision.
Wish me luck lads
>Ask for a set of kitchen knives for Christmas, since I got into cooking earlier this year and the knives in the kitchen are shit
>Mum won't allow it because "You should never give knives as a gift"
>tfw getting Christmas ruined by baseless superstition
amazing OP image
>>25169483
that's stupid considering how expensive they are, perfect gift choice.
>>25169469
Fucking this man, I hate the weather in this country.
>tfw dragged from my home in the Highlands at 7 to a shithole town in the West Midlands
Just kill me now senpai.
>Rent is due next month
>Know I can't afford it
>Still buy Christmas presents
>Resorted to selling stuff on eBay just so I don't go into my overdraft when I pay the rent
I fucking hate Christmas. One year I just want to have an agreement where nobody in my family buys presents. Maybe go overboard the year after and get something really nice but the high street jews won't allow that.
What's everyone doing for New Year's Eve?
>tfw spending it alone again
>tfw considering going out alone
>>25169711
Quiet night in with the gf
Not even shitposting
>>25169656
Mate you should just tell them not to buy anything for you and you can't afford your rent. Seems silly selling stuff at a loss just for that.
The Hairy Bikers is a comfy show.
>>25169711
probably spend it alone getting drunk
I'm full of rage that people are already off work for Christmas and I don't finish until 4pm Christmas eve.
>>25169656
I've resorted to selling stuff on ebay for bus faire. I'm hoping I get a bit of Christmas money to help.
>volunteering for a month now
>office admin left and gave me her role
>Place is full of old men except for three other young people, one was the office admin who's gone
>Old men ask for computer based help for basic stuff
>they act amazed when I solve their problems
>they call me a genius
>I have to go to their board meetings too to take minutes
>They thank me for taking the time out to do this for them when they needed it
>They always thank me for taking over the role and 'saving the office'
>I actually feel appreciated for once
>I'll eventually have to leave for a dead end job as it's a charity organization and doesn't pay.
>>25169782
Been telling them not to get me anything for Christmas for about 8 years. They still do get me stuff so I can't in good concious believe them and not get them anything.
>>25169811
i finished on friday lad, i booked monday, tuesday and wednesday off as holiday. meaning i get a full 2 weeks off for christmas
>girlfriend home early
>off work until january
>says she's looking forward to an early night in
You know what that means boys, I'm getting l-u-c-k-y tonight!
Nowt on telly
I thought it was Christmas. There's usually something
>>25170271
>>>/int/brit
Go there, normalfag
>>25169105
you're not wanted here tilde
>>25170365
He's such a faggot. He's already been outed as underaged, a facebook roleplayer and cries on skype when he gets "bullied".
I seriously don't know why people still respond to him.
>>25170431
Is he still in school or something? How the fuck you end up as a role playing tripfag on 4chan when you're in school is beyond me.
>>25170457
Don't know don't care. Talking about him is exactly what he wants, he's an attention driven baby.
>>25169360
I'd legitimately suck your dick
>tfw been drinking since 6amsomeone come save me please ;_;
>>25169711
I'll be getting drunk alone on my computer then at 12 I'll go have a glass of champagne with parents and return to my lair 15 minutes later.
>>25170431
haha when did he get outed?
literally hate the cunt so much
LEAVE TILDE ALONE YOU FAGGOTS
I'LL FIGHT YOU ALL FOR HIM
>>25170543
Ages ago. He deleted his facebook because of it, but it still shows up in google search when you put in his skype "kougyokubro".
You'll see kougyoku is the anime shit he posts.
>>25167809
>that snow
Should've just added rain everywhere for those extra britfeels.
>>25170577
>A page about anime, pokemon, cats and complaining
>>25170577
Oh - I'd not been giving him shit because I figured that (although tripfags are scum) he was one of us after all.
Tilde, if you're reading this, kindly accept this declaration of war.
>>25169360
isn't it funny how the one person who uses a trip in this thread is a colossal faggot
>>25169853
I attempted to do this too but the boss man rejected it, fucking cunt
Tilde did nothing wrong.
>>25170553
baka desu senpaitachi desu
>>25170700
Put your trip back on
>>25170700
Fuck off tilde
we need flags desu lads so we can root out the paki's
It's simple guys.
Just don't give him your (you)s - totally ignore him.
>>25170728
they would still all be uk flags
Tilde is a good lad
>>25170700
*Tilde did nothing right
Tilde is a avatar-tripfag, who also uses gay little signatures in his writing in order to try and turn himself into some sort of thread celebrity
not to mention he contributes literally nothing of value to this thread
>about to filter the word tilde and ~
See you on the other side brothers
Who /fruitpastillesforlunch/ here
>Tilde gets more replies from people who want him to stop getting replies than anyone else
Hmm.
>Holy shit guys this tripfag is an annoying dipshit who just wants attention!
>Let's talk about him all the fucking time, that'll show 'em!
>>25170852
Are you a 9 year old boy
You do realise he was asked to tripfag to avoid this shit?
Just filter him or fuck off
>>25170880
Only in intelligence and the way that I behave
>>25170871
>>25170854
nowt else going ITT 2bh
>half the thread vanishes
lol
>>25168041
Adorable, what's his/hers name?
>>25170897
>asked
nobody asked him, I checked the archive
he just started doing it
>>25169575
>to a shithole town in the West Midlands
alwright, aer kid chat shit about the west midlands and get lamped
My neck hurts, can a kind anon come massage me desu
>>25170728
>trying to root out the people who deliver my pizza
>rooting out the people who deliver my weed
>coming after Mr.Patel from the local costcutter who used to sell me booze back when I was in Year 9
Lad if you come after the pakis I'll cut you
>>25170935
Fuck off
In the thread where he first started doing it people thanked him
I have no fucking clue why you hate him so much. He's a good lad and I want him to stick around
>>25171052
Nobody asked him to start doing it.
He does it because he wants to be e-famous. He's just an annoying whingey faggot.
>>25171069
Then fucking filter him instead of derailing the thread you mouthbreather
>stop vaccuuming the stairs Mum I haven't had a wank since Wednesday
lads if i work a few days a week at this company and they've taken 2 weeks off for christmas can i expect that those days which i would normally work would still be paid?
>>25171091
So I can just ignore the problem until these threads become as shitty as the generals on /vg/? No thanks. He needs to fuck off because nobody wants him here.
>tfw don't know how to filter on the clover app
this is the only reason I tell tilde to fuck off
>>25171111
If you're on a zero hours contract, then definitely not. If you're on any other kind of contract, read your contract and ask your HR team how they deal with pro-rata holiday.
>>25171120
>shitty as the generals on /vg/
Swadian detected
>>25171122
>app
>Nobody doing anything for new years
Watching the clock roll past twelve with nobody else in a silent house is the worst feel.
>>25171122
They change their trips every few days to get around this. They're parasites.
>>25169352
Get it and play with me senpai.
just went shopping for presents couldnt find a single one that was worth buying just bought a single card just kill me now lads
Think I'm in love with the girl that started at my work recently
>likes Evangelion, Akira and Pacific Rim
Only problem is her music taste is a bit shit, she likes Bring Me The Horizon, All Time Low, Black Veil Brides, shit like that. She's 17, I'm 19, would it be creepy to add her on Facebook?
>>25171191
I did mine today, the selection of shops was dire. Too trendy, not a single electronic media store to be seen anywhere - the closest being Smiths. Feels like they've tried hard to gentrify the town.
All I wanted was a CeX or HMV.
Not convinced with my nan's gift, just a book from an author I know she's read before. I'll probably try going out with my mum at some point when she goes shopping in the more run down towns.
>>25171247
It depends how much you talk to her in real life.
>>25169483
Just ask for the money and then buy them yourself
>>25171267
We've spoke a bit, she says hello to me when we cross paths and shit. I just think I'd come off as creepy if I randomly add her, should I ask her if she has Facebook first. I don't want her to know I found her name from the work schedule
>>25171251
>>25171191
Should have done an online shop last week or so lads.
>>25171298
oh yes that would definitely be creepy
I can understand if she appeared in the "people you may know" list, you could play it off as that.
It may be the case she likes to keep her private and work life separate, check her friends list first if you can to see if any other colleagues are on there.
I'd bring it up with her in person "was it you I saw on fb? [surname]?" ... "aha ok, yeah I was going to add you but I wasn't sure :P" then add her. Don't ask permission.
>>25171338
She doesnt have any other colleagues added but we have a lot of mutual friends because she hangs out with the weebs I know. I only have 3 colleagues added and I've been here a year so maybe she'll think I like her if she's one of the very few added after shes only been there for 2 weeks, maybe I'm just overly paranoid, maybe I should hang out with those weebs and maybe bump into her outside of work
>>25170907
merlin, affectionate little bugger he is, never a day goes by without him popping in to see how i'm doing
>>25171158
Maybe I will fuccboi
>>25171478
It's shit don't
I put on a lostprophets song at a party last night and got asked to leave, it was a good night
>tfw had 8 hot dogs for dinner
>12 grams of salt
>1600 calories
Am I going to die lads
>>25169352
Get Rainbow Six
>>25171490
For all we know you might already be dead. Stop shitposting spooky skeleton
>>25171500
this
it's actually insanely good
>>25171508
Is it anything like vegas 2? I fucking loved that game back in the day
>>25171489
Many keks, should have started with a Gary Glitter track, as nobody would recognise it
>>25171478
It'sfundo.
Haven't visited a britfeel thread since spring.
How has this year gone so fast, jesus.
Listening to pic related, it's around a year since I first discovered it. I'm this close to crying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bc3SsiE_I4
>>25171520
Aw man I wish I'd have thought of that
>>25171519
It has some of the same mechanics like the rapelling meme, but the gameplay is really fun attack vs defense that you can play for hours desu lad.
Jesus lads I think my housemate has his mum over to clean up the place. Can't leave my room now.
>little brother is coming home from uni today
>>25171645
gonna be pure bantz mate
Who else not bought their parents Christmas gifts yet? I should be doing it now desu
>>25171698
if you hurry amazon will still get you the presents by the 24th
>>25171687
We don't even make eye contact let alone speak.
What're your rooms like, brothers?
Obsessively tidy/full slob/inbetween masterrace?
>>25171718
whys that then? tell us
treated myself to a tub of quality street and I'm eating it all by myself
m-merry christmas lads
>>25171745
We've just never got on, he has very different political views to me aswell so as soon as alcohol starts flowing a battle sometimes happens.
>>25171742
Everything is even and tidy apart from my carpet floor which is covered in red wine vomit stains.
>>25171748
i had a tub with just 3 purple ones in. disgraceful
>>25171748
'quality street' was the punchline of my grandad's favourite joke
The set-up:What do you call a road with no Pakis, Jews, or blacks?
Miss you, you racist prick
>>25171742
Neither/nor
>>25171742
At the moment my room is pretty tidy, I've got a pile of dirty washing jammed in the corner but apart from that it's all good
>>25171773
>We've just never got on, he has very different political views to me aswell so as soon as alcohol starts flowing a battle sometimes happens.
what are his views comrade?
Wearing Haribo rings on all my fingers like a gay 7 year old
>>25171742
Untidy, but not intentionally so. Just, nobody else is going to see it so why would it matter if it was nieat?
>>25171742
My room has lots of stuff I never use in it, like my collection of hundreds of marvel comics under my bed, and I hardly ever go into my wardrobe, so stuff could be cleared out.
It's not untidy, there's a few piles of things, and my desk is cluttered, but my mother is starting to go slightly insane from it and she wants me to have a thorough clear-out.
It's better I do it myselfso they don't find my drugsand so that the hundreds of pepperami wrappers I have in plastic bags can be disposed of
>>25171845
He's in the labour party, I'm far right.
>>25171904
>I'm far right.
>>25171742
An absolute shit tip, gotta clean it up before I leave my flat next week and it's gonna be a mammoth task.
Anyone know where I can buy boxes to put shit in?
>>25171904
What are his views on the refugee situation?
>>25171904
Oh, so his views came from his liberal friends and yours 4chan.
HAVE A BANANA
>>25171937
I've been far right since I was 15 years old, even younger, before I ever came on 4chan, I am nearly 25 now.
>>25171937
You normally find that the older you get, the more conservative your views become.
Liberals are essentially just children studying A-level politics.
>>25171975
I knew a guy who did the exact opposite, was right wing as fuck when we were in school but now he's a communist who's constantly posting shit on normiebook whinging about the tories.
I think he did the right wing thing because he was English and went to a Welsh school though.
12 pubs tonight lads.
>>25171469
>Cat owners so starved for affection that they're satisfied when the cat pops its head in the door once a day
dog master race
>>25171975
Yuh-huh. I mean, the free market will right, and other classic right wing memes.
>>25172072
I mean, we all live under a rainbow where money grows on trees, and other classic left wing memes.
>>25170728
Birmingham and Bradford flags
>>25172039
Dogs are awful clingy mess who won't stop barking.
>>25172098
But left wingers don't actually say that, "the free market will" is something right wingers actually think and say and apply, insanely, to things like railways and increasingly the NHS.
>>25170728
Turns out the Oxfordshire flag is pretty nice
>>25171247
>would it be creepy to add her on Facebook?
skip that dumb shit lad just ask her out for a drink
>>25167995
They won't unless you were hospitalised or dead. Were you dead anon? If not, why would they backdate your claim? They don't give a fuck about you.
>>25172133
the hampshire flag reminds me of the macedonian flag
>>25170728
This used to be the flag for Durham, then they did an online competition to redesign it and now it looks fucking disgusting.
I'm not even going to post it, just google "Durham flag" if you want to see what it looks like now. A blue and yellow eyesore.
They probably changed it because the cross offended the pakis who have nested here.
>>25170728
>Tfw boring flag
So how is this thread different to the one on /int/ lads?
>>25172228
No flags, so no one can tell who's Brit and who's a filthy European
>Continental French reporting
getting a little sick of the normies over on /brit/
>>25172228
More feels mainly.
Marginally less shitposting.
Higher likelihood of unknowingly talking to someone who'll end up on the news.
>>25172228
Used to be full of crying virgin neets but I think the recent level of banter occuring has scared them and put them into hiding
>>25172228
Every other post isn't about how much of a lad you are. This thread is full of depressed 20 somethings instead of twat teens on /int/ brit.
>>25172257
>Higher likelihood of unknowingly talking to someone who'll end up on the news.
This.
Will we get new /britfeel/ OP pictures for next year or just cycle back to January's?
>>25172228
merseyside and hampshire aren't here to shit up the thread
>>25172295
I live in a student populated area and 99% of blokes around here are like that pic.
Shit sucks.
Anyone else thinking of converting and getting a muslim gf?
At least you wont be killed when muslims take over, and you;'ll have a gf
>>25170728
>>25172223
tfw slightly less boring flag
>>25172337
>mfw sweaty kaffir manlet thinks I'll bang him now
ours is GOAT
>>25170728
who the fuck drew this deer
>tfw watching indiana jones and eating a choc ice
Christmas has officially arrived
![1280px-Cambridgeshire_Flag.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/InVvW1M.png "1280px-Cambridgeshire Flag.svg[1]")
According to wikipedia it's this one, but I've only ever seen another (aweful looking) one with yellow and red.
>>25172337
I for one welcome our insect overlords
>>25170728
I've never liked Tyne and Wear's unfortunately
>>25172431
It's like the logo of a water company desu
>>25172337
thought about it for a while, decided against it. it would result in me living a lie. islam is a fucked up religion anyway
>Housemate's finally left
Thank God, I was gagging for a piss.
>>25172401
haha looks like some MS Works clipart-tier shit
>>25172424
Pic related?
It's more visible because it's the flag of the university
>>25171853
Hula Hoop master race
>>25172337
Genuinely thought about converting although i'm pretty certain I've been subliminally persuaded into this thought process
Best county flag coming through, Warwickshire, featuring a weirdly muscular S+M bear
![2000px-Flag_of_Cambridgeshire.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/9koZsqi.png "2000px-Flag of Cambridgeshire.svg[1]")
>>25172479
It's hard to confuse those as Cambridge is pretty much split into the University and the actual town where actual people live, with little to no mixing.
Scrolling down the one I was thinking of is apparently the flag of the county council, which is the one that shows up when you post on /int/.
>>25172178
HAMPSHIRE
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P
SHIRE
>flags, not coat of arms.
Fucking English. If you post a flag youre clearly a paki.
Best flag coming through lads, make way
>>25172515
HWICCE
W
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C
C
E
>>25172573
>Scimitars
Paki.
>>25172582
>not knowing what a seax is
alri rasheed
>>25172582
THEY'RE FUCKING SEAXES
>>25172573
>>25172572
>>25172545
>>25172532
>>25172515
>>25172431
>>25172424
>>25172381
>>25172343
>Doesn't even have a legendary hero in his flag
Thank you based Robin Hood.
Well this is terrible.
>>25172456
You could still kill your values and become like Majid Nawaz and fight for a secular Islam and no one could even call you a racist cause you're muslim.
>>25172604
>that colour scheme
>>25172532
/int/ now defines your location by county?
Haha oh wow
went to asda for Christmas snacks,
no chocolate pretzels.
got some beef hulahoops, popcorn, choccy.
pringles, spicy hoop crisps. snackeroni, scotch eggs.
they put the price up on a lot of stuff to take advantage of people wanting it for xmas.
was very busy.
noticed they were selling pocky under a different name.
>>25172646
Only if you're autistic enough to download a third party programlike I am.
>>25172401
Fellow hertfordshite!
county town here
>>25171129
quoting app
what?
Who original anglo saxon kingdom here?
>>25172688
Oh shit, same here!
Good to know I'm not the only one,
>>25172730
who/ethniccleansing/here?
>>25172709
Hi Sweden!
>Adding a sword to make it seem a bit less boring
Don't be fooled, it's mostly wheat.
>>25172532
That flag is disgustingly French.
>>25172573
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>>25172602
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>>25172763
In heraldry, Seaxes are curved with a notch
cheerio
>>25172730
Going out to get some fish and chips in Ware later, now with the thought I've probably walked past a robot in the past month
>>25172220
we were robbed lad
Any alcoholic NEETs inStaffordshire wanna meet up, drink and be degenerate
>>25172964
what do you mean by being degenerate?
>>25172980
he means anal anon
>>25172980
Drinking.maybe gay stuff, but not required
>>25173002
>>25172998
count me out
>>25172964
>>25172980
>>25172998
>>25173002
Strawpoll for /britfeel/ because I'm curious about the demographic.
http://strawpoll.me/6337114
Also because it serves as a reminder that those are the only three sexualities.
>>25173060
2 bi guys, 1 straight guy: AKA my ideal night out :^)
>>25173083
Haha what a lad #banter
>>25173060
>Also because it serves as a reminder that those are the only three sexualities.
There's only one though, the other two are illnesses.
why is there such a large concentration of bi/gay people on this board?
>>25173114
Acceptable:
Bi
Unacceptable:
Straight
Gay
>>25173151
>Acceptable:
>Bi
Nah. That just means you're halfway to becoming a faggot in my opinion.
>>25173060
Who is the other gay robot?wanna hook-up? i'm desperate ;__;
>>25172572
hi5 fifebro
>>25173148
everyone hates us and we have nowhere else to go
It's so cold. I only just got out of bed because how cold it is.
At least mummy is making me fajitas for tea and I've got plenty of beers in so no need to go to the shop.
>>25173166
>being this arseblasted about arseblasting
>>25173171
only if you're a qt twink anon
Always feel a bit bi after a few drinks 2bh
>>25173205
I actually happen to be one.DATE ME
>tfw family think you're gay because you've never had a girlfriend
why does this thread suddenly get a bit gay every day?
What's everyone's plans for tonight then?
>wait for mummy to make fajitas
>watch American Psycho with fajitas and drinking
>get drunk and play vidya
>pass out
Anyone else?
>>25173288
i know its fucking annoying
>>25173271
My mum thinks I'm gay because my gf bought me a pair of white jeans.
>>25173291
>watch bad movies all day
>wish I had better internet
>wait patiently until christmas to be dissapointed
>>25173308
thats pretty gay tbqh
>>25173288
>>25173307
It's the gay agenda anon, we want to turn you.
>>25173171
>>25173205
There's three of us.
I hope you guys are very happy together though.
Starting to feel really down about my generation.
Bunch of sensitive pussies who make excuses about social marxism and the Jewish agenda to explain away their complete inability to become men.
Has there ever been a more pathetic group?
>>25173351
won't happen mate,
i've bottled it already
>>25173346
this is a tfw no gf thread
>>25173351
They bottled it mate.please be my bf
WON'T YOU COME OVER TO THE WINDOW MY LITTLE DARLING?
>>25173271
>Tfw fully spoofed having a gf last year and that she broke up with me, family buys it
>Say that I don't want to go through that shit again
>Never get bothered about it anymore
>>25173391
Okay.
That was easier than I thought it would be, I haven't seduced anyone since I played Mass Effect 2 for the first time.
>>25173148
Years and years of being bad at girls, combined with browsing r9k for a while and learning that girls are vile, disgusting harpies.
Add a little bit of trap porn, and you've turned bi/gay because boys are better than girls at everything, including being girls.
But then you're still a virgin despite being potentially sexually interested in pretty much anyone. Also, loads of people hate you because of all the LGBT bullshit.
Only normies are straight. Bi/gay robots are even more robot than normie robots.
>>25173439
Consider me seduced.post email
>>25173185
You literally have your own board
>>/lgbt/
>>25173508
Why should all the other boards only be straight discussion tho? Fuck that.
This coming from a straight dude.
>>25173508
you mean >>/trans/
they literally all hate gays and bifags
Fuckin Americans
>ask where I'm from
>tell them
>they act all surprised they don't where im from
>stumped.jpg
>>25173411
How the fuck do you carry that one on for a year?
>>25173528
>This coming from a straight dude.
I bet you're a libcuck.
>>25173539
No they don't.
Trans people hate "bi" guys who are only after them for their cock, or vagini, as the case may be, because the overwhelming majority of them hate their genitals and find them about as erotic as a 3 month old Muller Corner.
>>25173475
My heart says maybe, but my low self-esteem says probably not.
Do you have Skype?
>tfw my normie as fuck brother's arrived for Christmas
>tfw he wants to get drunk, play normie card/video games and play guitar
>tfw I'm practically forced to join in
I fucking hate Christmas. I can't wait until I move out of this fucking house.
>>25173615
Yeah, add me!Skype id is glazedinfants
>>25169656
>One year I just want to have an agreement where nobody in my family buys presents
I did this for the last ten years, we just dropped it all, no tree, no dinner, no presents.
Don't miss it and its quite financially liberating as we are not that rich.
>tfw mum always buys you a load of crap that never gets used
told her she's only allowed to buy me one thing this year, she doesn't have much money, she just likes seeing loads of presents
also, why are women so obsessed with christmas decorations? I don't understand it, they fucking love putting up decorations
>>25173739
IKTFB
Mum always tries to entice me with a new phone. I don't fucking use my old one and she can't afford it without doing one of those weekly payments that are worth 3 times the original amount.
gona die alone lads
>>25173803
ill drink to that
oc
>>25173739
My mum's a bit like this, also mental about cards.
No one else in my family gives a shit about that sort of stuff.
Going for a christmas dinner with the boys in a bit, lads. What are you doing tonight?
>>25173803
pretty much mate
>>25173877
Vodka and playing my second Fallout character.
Sitting recovering my hard drive
Just want to play my vidya lads my life is empty
Why does american bread taste so bad?
>>25173803
everyone dies alone
>>25173877
Hunting you down so you CAN GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE
REEEEEEEEE
>>25173983
corn syrup
>>25173877ty for the kirie
>>25173877
can you please just stay out and go away forever?
You big fucking normie cunt?
>>25173983
they use high-fructose corn syrup makes it taste like shit
>>25173651
if you're in the right mood those actives can be p fun 2bqh I suppose maybe not the social interaction part however
>>25173670
I'll be adding you soon enough, I've got a new laptop so I'm downloading Skype right now.
>>25173803
Things can change really fast Anon, don't count yourself out so definitely.
>>25174055
>>25174026
Is that also why it lasts twice as long as bread from elsewhere?
Why do they put that shit in everything they eat.
>>25173973
>play vidya
I don't even have the motivation for that shit. At most I can get a match or two of CS:GO before losing interest.
I've had Xenoblade for Wii U two weeks now and I haven't even done the tutorial.
>fire blast and blizzard removed from mages
>recuperate and sinister strike removed from rogues
>earth shield and searing totem removed from shamans
>battle stance removed from warriors
JUST
>>25174079
>People still play WoW
Baffling.
>>25173877
thinking about suicide
>>25174063
I don't drink, never learned how to play guitar and the games I'm talking about are shit like Cards Against Humanity and FIFA.
So not really in my case.
>>25174121
Fifa isn't that bad. It's casual as fuck but it's an okay vs game.
is wolf of wall street worth a watch lads?
>>25174176
I wasn't saying it was a bad game, just that I hate playing it. CAH is shit though.
>>25174209
not really should watch creed
>>25173739
My mums the same, likes the tree to look full.
So I give her a little list of cheap useful things I need..
eg
toothpaste, socks, ear cleaning things, tooth picks. all the little things it saves me buying and that I actually use.
>>25174311
watching nigger films... what scum we have in here.
>>25174341
how many will smith films you watched
>>25174209
Yes, really incredible film.
Cant find my shoe polish
>I just want to black up
>>25174209
Yea it's really good and funny.
Just watched the first episode of SAO, does this get good or annoying?
I've seen screens from it that suggest the main female character is a massive slag who cucks the MC.
>>25174209
Worth it you want to feel like shit and wonder why your life could never be the same way
>>25174457
It's shit desu senpai
>>25174457
She is pretty much. It does get pretty good, it's worth a watch but it's not as good as all the fanboys say.
>>25174457
it goes to total shit incredibly quickly.
>>25174457
>SAO
Sword Art Online?
>fembot feels
>black feels
>brit feels
>special snowflake feel
was just on the guardian's 'underwhelming christmas photos' page and saw this guy's pic of his parents
is it just me or is his mum fuckin beautiful, especially compared to his dad?
if trips, I finally hang myself this Christmas lads.
>>25167927
nobody else notices, but this guy's adams apple fucking grosses me out. looks like he had it surgically fucked with
>>25174556
wew
u r the chosen one
>>25174556
Welp, can't even get that right lads.
The noose is to good for me.
>>25174556
christmas miracle la
>>25174556
Never mind lad, maybe next Christmas
>>25174556
ooof fucking close. god's up there punching the wall at the missed opportunity
>>25174545
>is it just me or is his mum fuckin beautiful, especially compared to his dad?
She is but if you look at the dad's face he clearly has rich genes.
>tfw no motivation to do anything, even "enjoyable" things
Fucking supermarkets and the fucking cunts that blindly wander around them, lads.
Nobody just 'ends up' doing a full shop, if you're that thick you can't remember what you need, make a fucking list.
And put your fucking sprogs on a leash, I almost hit it in the face with my basket.
Think I've got an anger problem, lads.
>>25174545
fuck i just wanna be her toy boy. i bet she'd love it too, i'm a good lookin lad
>>25174556
I will re-roll for you my friend.
Goodnight sweet prince.
>>25174587
nothing is fun if im sober
i have to forget im me otherwise the self-hatred is too crippling to concentrate on anything
>>25174587
fucking hate that la, finally got time off work and i don't want to play any of my games, don't want to read anything. keep downloading this and that from my 300+-game steam library, playing for 4 mins and being like 'no'. eventually give up and go bed
SWITCH CARS
DID I FOOL YA
>>25174468
that was my biggest concern as i just lost my job 3 weeks ago and i'm broke for christmas.
i'll watch it when i'm not on the dole
taking my gf out for dinner instead of having her come round here while i continue my normal sloblike existence lads, gonna be weird. got reservation and everything. gonna get poured on walkin in while she drives, proper manchild approach
>>25174632
>>25174587
Sounds like depression anons. Depression isn't just laying in bed crying all day, it's a general feeling that constantly brings you down and fucks you over.
>>25174556
>>25174565
Face it, there's bigger plans for you on Earth, mate.
You might want to consider the whole global jihad thing, if you've not done so already.And I mean on the good sidedeus vult
>>25174624
>>25174632
literally do nothing but browse 4chan all day, and half attempting to do something else before getting bored
Please god, this'll be the one
>>25174648
nice one you normie twat
reddit is the other site
>>25174656
ktf. man why is browsing 4chan just the easiest thing in the world to do
>>25174652
you can't say that if you aren't catholicdirty proddies ew
>>25167809
>tfw celebrating Christmas alone on campus
>for the third time
>it doesn't get better lads
>>25174670
yea yea, wah wah wah. you dont know shit lad x
rate my shopping lads
>>25174684
are you an international student or something? or have your parents died or disowned you?
>tfw want to brush my teeth because haven't in days and mouth tastes bad but can't get the motivation
>>25172039
>content with small doses affection = starved
>dog owners so starved for atrention they cut themselves if doggy is gone or 5 mins
>>25174687
fucking nice haul mate, spread the whiskers evenly over the pizza tho
>>25174687
>frozen pizza
>not chicago town
SHIT
H
I
T
>>25174687
i rate you 5 pakis
>>25174687
those big bottles of san mig are 3 for 5 in asda m8, other than that bretty good
>>25174702
>he said chicago town not dr oetker
new here lad? theres rules you need to understand.
>>25174687
2 beers....what's the fucking point?
>>25174702
ristorante is on sale and im poor
>>25174687
>only 2 beers
>Pringles with Dorito dip
>Pepperoni Ristornate
You dun goofd
>>25174722
You know Ristorante (What the guy bought) is made by Dr Oetker?
>>25174722
mate chicago town is fucking top class if you can't handle the truth you better fuck off lad.
>>25174587
word, I don't enjoy most things nowadays. completely lost my passion for vidya
>>25174687
>bbq pringles
What's poleaboo been up too? Did he finally off himself?
Watched all of Peep Show so I can watch the new series, the later series are a bit less funny, but more comfy.
>>25172376
>implying pakis arent 5ft 4 on average
Ok corbyn.
>>25174752
didnt look at his lad just saw the (very much in error) criticism
>>25174756
moved to 4+4chan apparently
>>25174556
C'mon God, you know I'm wasting your time.
Trips and I'll fuckin' do it lads.
It's calling me.
>>25174687
Broken inside/10
>>25174756
He was a fictional character, the guy who played him has obviously got bored.
>>25174762
>men with ven
lel every time
>implying this isn't funniest ever Peep Show scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvaszet0-WA
>>25174777
you are the weakest link, goodbye
>>25174777
rip lad
>>25174777
RIP Laddy
>>25174754
ive accepted ive played out every game im ever gonna like. ive tried playing old games again on emulators but it its just not the same. occasionally ill do a quick run of a pokemon game (cause who doesnt wanna be a pokemon champ) but thats it
>>25174777
farewell mate, wont forget you
>Devote my time to making a facebook phishing page and email
>test it repeatedly, check all the little details relating to appearance, get someone to translate text to her native language
>Send the email when ready
>Wake up the next morning
>She fell for it
>Her password is right there, 54 (FIFTY-FOUR) characters long >Excitedly try it out >"Password was changed 3 hours ago"
>Fuck
>Fiddle with the website while trying to theorize what she was thinking, where I fucked up
>Realise the phishing page redirects to facebook and tells the user exactly what has just happen and to change their password immediately
Absolutely the worst result, even if I couldn't commit to making another page, redirecting literally anywhere wouldn't have been as bad as what happened, now she'll be even more cautious Even though I took some precautions, the pigs will still suspect me and seize my computer etc
>>25174789
i like the scene where mark and Jeremy are hiding at mark's wedding. Jeremy has been ordered to piss himself and mark is deciding whether to marry sophie based on the flip of a coin
>Decide to buy a 5 GREAT BRITISH POUNDS scratchcard
>Win 5 GREAT BRITISH POUNDS
>Trade it for another 5 GREAT BRITISH POUNDS scratchcard
>Win 10 GREAT BRITISH POUNDS
Who else /topoftheworld/ here?
And since when could you not use the pound symbol on 4Chan?
>>25174777
See you on the other side bro
RIPs
>>25174777
This is it lads. Nice knowing you.
>>25174828
nice copy and paste fag, you fucked up two lines
watching the film the hurt locker. any good lads?
>>25174828
are you literally retarded?
oc
>>25174777
Don't do it m8
We love you
>>25174858
oscar bait mate
>>25174837
You cant use it on r9k, since ching chong bought 4chan.
>>25174789
Any scene with Super Hans is automatically top tier though, it's hardly fair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUAYFEQu8T0
>>25174848
I'm not his fucking PA be grateful I posted it at all
>>25174457
It's shit, jesus senpai you're on an anime imageboard. You could have just asked someone and saved 20mins.
>>25174789
>implying this isn't the funniest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D1gJ_GygAI
>You're not a bad guy but you are a moron.
>VIEW FRIENDS LIST
>0 Online
someone add me before i LEGITIMATELY KILL MYSELF THIS TIME
I MIGHT GET KNOCKED OFF JUST TRYNA KILL MYSELF, YEEEAH
>>25174922
forgot to link my profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/anon688797777/
>>25174922
how we gonna add you without an id you twat
Gunna go watch American Psycho in bed and get drunk lads. See you in 2 hours.
>>25174828
As if that happened. Come up with a more believable story faki pakiboo.
Does anyone listen to Grimes?
>>25174828
>Devote my time to making a facebook phishing page and email
maybe devote your time to look for a job instead? the girls have already won, don't fuck your life up more for pussy.
what were you even going to do with the pass? post a status says 'im gay'?
>>25174777
Suicide is automatic hell, lad. Don't do it. Just wait it out.
Thinking about completely giving up alcohol and cigarettes lads.
Cigarettes isn't going to be hard since I haven't had one in a few weeks but if I get really drunk I always end up having one if somebody offers and then I go and buy a pack before feeling disgusted with myself.
I want to give up drinking because it's too expensive and I simply can't limit myself. I can never just have a couple of drinks, I always need to get drunk, it's depressing.
Anyone here given up drink?
>>25175013
> believing in god
oc
>>25175013
Even christians don't believe in an actual hell these days.
>>25175033
The disconnect from God is bad enough. Don't do it
>>25175032
>Not believing in God
No wonder you're suicidal, lad. Welcome Christ into your heart. It's the right time of year to do it.
>>25174950
It's his post copied. He's posting on the other chan as he's banned here for 2 weeks for sharing the phishing link.
Surprised he's not using a dynamic IP, not that it would help him not get caught. But still, considering he spends all his spare time trying to do illegal shit, it does have its uses from time to time.
Also he was arguing with someone that wanting to stalk is the same as depression and he's not at fault kek. I'm not even kidding. Glad the fuckers phishing trick fucked up.
>>25175026
I gaveup takeawy, ready meals and fast food this year. Next year I plan to add alcohol.
I don't expect it to work anywhere near as completely as this year, my backup is only drinking lager and limiting how many units I eat in a week
>>25172608
I recognise that.
>>25175115
Are you training to be a monk or just a boring person in general?
>>25174922
>>25174928
>The C.ucks Steam group
People who engage in 4chan memery outside of 4chan should probably top themselves.
>>25175026
I don't drink anymore. Haven't for over 2 years now. I don't miss it at all desu.
>>25173877
off to meet a girl at the pub
>>25175149
Just a fat fuck with no money, trying to be less fat and more rich.But yeah, also really boring.
>>25175115
>gave up takeaway and fast food
Couldn't do that lad. I don't eat a lot of shitty food but every couple of weeks I absolutely NEED a curry.
10 quid from the local indian and you get a starter (I normally get the spicy chicken tikka strips), a main, whatever rice you want, a can of pop and any naan bread you wantwith free delivery.
>>25175026
I'm going to do "dry January" and see if I can stick it. The anxiety I get from hangovers is ridiculous. Even though I don't suffer any other time
I'm thinking I should move out and start going the gym and ditch the bird. I've never been so unhealthy and unhappy
>>25175026
>Anyone here given up drink?
Nope but I've never met someone who has who I can stand being around. Closest is one good lad who only drinks 6 months of the year, all the teetotalers are fucking insufferable
>>25175167
>I don't eat a lot of shitty food
And there's the difference, I did (still do, but not takeaways anymore) and they were just another load of crap on the crap diet stack.
Im debating living off my retard money while i improve my art skills so i can eventually get a patreon and hundreds of fanatic art slaves. should i? merry xmas
>>25175125
Something about the dragon's face and placement of his hand against the flower makes this flag really suggestive in a way I don't like at all
>Tfw your pornfu is doing the blacked christmas scene
>>25175190
The important thing is, are you gonna draw porn?
>>25175206
He wants to make a living from it, of course he's gonna draw porn
>>25175204
>being a racist
>having a pornfu
>watching Christmas themed porn
There's just too much to bother trying to fix, honestly.
>>25175206
>Being an artist
>CURRENT YEAR
>Not drawing shit porn for retards who will pay plenty of shekels
W
E
W
>>25173877
Just going to watch X files and relax, Tuesday is too early to start weekend drinking, I'll probably start tomorrow since as it is Christmas.
>>25175125
That fucking shading on the flower... jesus christ
>>25175247
>Christmas themed porn
why is this even a thing, so gross
>>25175157
cuckoldry is not a meme you fucking faggot. people who think shit is a meme even though it existed long before 4chan should fucking kill themselves. do you also think that greentext/LE MAY MAY ARROWS are a 4chan meme?
>>25174961
post some good songs pls, just listened to swan song and liked it
>The
>End
>Memes
>>25175523
Moo, vape, sin
....ok
>>25175523
>End your mom
ok
>>25175523
Your mom cuck
>>25175523
Drugs God Sin
I guess Marijuallah is going to return to Whitecastle and order something not Halal?
>>25175523
>REGRET
>PAIN
>MEME
Not much change from 2015 then
>>25175523
>end
>regret
>selfhate
Oh boy
Just had a wank into the bathroom sink, I fucking hate myself
>>25175523
>moo coke meme
So I guess I should drink more milk and start railing blow while I look at dank memes.
Sounds pretty fucking awesome desu senpai
>>25175651
>meme coke moo
I am your mirror image
>>25175523
>zen
>hate
>memes
Looking forward to it.
>>25175523
>God
>Self
>Sin
>>25175523
Pain
Vape
Your
Fuck, I do vape.
>>25175523
>APE
>YOLO
>MISOGYNY
The fuck does that mean for my 2016?
>>25175822
Enjoy your pain
>glucose levels through the roof
why even eat
>>25175865
so you don't starve to death anon~
>>25175865
If you can't manage your medication, go to a fucking hospital and get them to teach you how to do it. Constantly posting here about how you're either incompetent, suicidal or both isn't helping.
>>25175894
but my body refuses to produce any insulin whatsoever, so maybe i should just stop eating see if my body likes it
>>25175910
LOL, i have been to countless diabetologists and hospitals. shit is just random sometimes, unpredictable. i am unable to tell the quality of my subcutanous fatty tissue, or if my body randomly decides to react against an injection. if that happens or if the injection site is bad the insulin won't act as good so the glucose level will skyrocket. the only thing you can do to prevent this is change injection sites as often as possible, which i AM doing. fuck this disease lads. type 1 diabetes is gayer than sucking 100 cocks
>oy m8 wanna go drinking with us
>HUR DUR NO I CANT I'M A GAY LITTLE TYPE 1 DIABETIC I WILL DIEEEE
gayest shit ever. people LITERALLY think that you're gaywhen you got type 1 diabetes.
>>25175970
>LOL, i have been to countless diabetologists and hospitals.
Then you really should be better at it
>>25175970
shut up you boring cunt
>>25175970
>people think you're gay because you don't go out drinking
Don't worry lad, when you hit your 20s it gets progressively easier. Once you're near 30 it isn't like that at all.
>>25175985
>le doctors can do fucking magic
no they can't. even doctors can't magically predict the quality of my subcutanous fatty tissue or under which circumstances my injection site will become inflamed.
and I'm pretty good at it. my hba1c is 5.6. but i want to be fucking PERFECT at it, not just good, so FUCK you.
All I have done for the past 6 months is work, play video games and gym.
I need to join the foreign legion or something.
>>25175996
fuck off you goddamn normie
>>25176006
I'd love to go out drinking and take countless of other drugs but i fucking cant because when my glucose levels are fucked i either puke after 2 beers or i literally die. I'd also love to know how amphetamines and other shit works together with type 1 diabetes but since all type 1 diabetics are le super healthy faggots there's little to no information about this out there.
>>25176031
why not join the British armed forces?
>>25176034
Have you tried injecting directly into your eyeballs?
That way it will go directly into your bloodstream, failing that you will will hopefully blind and unable to post here anymore
>>25176185
>That way it will go directly into your bloodstream
more like directly into the eyeball
and no but I've injected intravenously before.
Any gin drinkers about?
>>25176283
Most of them are probably at the bingo or already asleep, for they are at least 70 years old.
this for later, bye.
>>25176392
>not knowing gin and tonic is fashionable again
L O S E R
>>25176283
Used to after uni, gin and oj, bitter lemon or tonic until blackout. Made me so ill the next day. Switched to whisky when I oved down south and have never looked back.
>>25176484
Lame. It was for old grannies and middle aged sadacts when I was a young adult.
>>25176484
It's Ginnuntonics which has become fashionable, not Gin and Tonic you filthy pleb
>>25176283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cxr1-b6Xkc
"Like every single day"
>change my isp because i was getting ripped off
>i now get only 0.4mb/s download speeds
fucks sake. takes 40 secs to load a picture
>>25176641
>0.4mb/s download speeds
Bullshit, post speedtest
>>25176641
looks like you weren't getting ripped off after all ;)
>>25176654
can't be bothered but i literally just did one and that's where i got 0.4mb from
>>25176641
>0.4mb/s download speeds
Do you like in a third world country? Going to need some proof for a claim like that.
>>25176684
Then you are talking shit my lad.
>>25176684
Nice try homey, at those speeds it would have taken longer than that to refresh the page, see my response load and reply to me.
>>25176034
You must be a real hoot at a party.
>>25176714
Not say that other chap was telling the truth, but I've had shit-tier speeds as low as this before.
>>25176654
>>25176691
I live in the middle of nowhere using WiFi from the very edge of the routers reach. At peak times it can get that slow. It is hell.
>>25176714
it's gone up slightly since i last checked
>>25176818
>uploading faster than you download
Where the hell do you live
>tfw no lily collins gf
fucking hell lads
>>25176818
>that upload speed with that download speed
???
>>25176818
Who's your isp? You should probably call them up unless you are paying for dial up or something.
>>25176818
Speedtest.net or fuck off
>>25176472
TA LAD
>>25176782
>>25176863
why are you people so fucking skeptical. i'm not claiming to be uri geller here i just have slow fucking internet
>>25176835
london, i was getting 8mb/s before i switched
>>25176879
>getting less than 1Mb in London
Oh fuck off you twat. What was the point of this ruse cruise?
>>25176879
Because you are talking shit. 0.7 in fucking london? Fuck off you lying shit.
>>25172134
>skip that dumb shit lad just ask her out for a drink
Sorry for the late reply lad, I was out, but she's 17 so she can't drink anyways
>>25176918
Ask her to marry you then, that you can do at 16
>glucose levels are finally going down
YEEEES
TIME TO GO FAST AS FUCK
WOOOOAAAAAAAAAH
I
AM
FASTER
THAN
AUTISM
LADS
POLICE KNOW WHAT I'M DOIN BUT THEY CANT PROVE IT
>>25176901
>>25176904
i'm not lying you fucking autismos. i know a guy in barnet who gets dial up speed
>>25176938
>POLICE KNOW WHAT I'M DOIN BUT THEY CANT PROVE IT
>gluceosefag is Poleaboo
>meeting family at christmas
>they're going to ask if I have a job yet
>don't have a good excuse (except the drug binges and suicidal thoughts I've been having all year, but that's not good dinner conversation)
>>25176960
>>25176938
>glucosefag is poleaboo is fastguy
well fuck
>tfw don't even have the motivation to drink
Well fuck, this is a new low.
>>25176950
Real talk - are you an illegal leeching someone else's wifi?
>>25167809
I've been a NEET for 2 years now, I haven't been out hardly at all for those 2 years. My old friends haven't wanted to meet up hardly ever since then. I'm moving house soon so If they ever did want to meet up I never would be able to. I have social anxiety, depression and generally no desire to do anything. Is anyone's life worst than mine?
>>25176950
Just can't see the point in lying about having an above average internet connection, even if its true why do you feel the need to brag?
>>25177033
You don't have ISIS raping your mum and making you blow yourself up in the name of Allah.
So yeah.
>>25177033
I'm an autistic wagecuck and havent been out since 6 years, didnt have any friends since 6 years either.
>>25176950
Fuck off. Instead of sitting there like a mug, go fucking fix it then. You're in london. Fucking retards.
>>25177024
no, i was with sky and switched it to plusnet yesterday. according to them it should speed up in the next few days but i've never had internet this slow immediately after switching isp before
>>25176992
Tell them you broke your cock from wanking and had to wear a codpiece which wasn't appropriate at work
>>25177062
how do you know about what i'm doing to fix it u bellend
made us a new thread just now lads
>>25177104
>>25177104
>>25177104
>>25176992
Tell them it's difficult but you're still looking and you're optimistic about it. Then see if they have any ideas for interesting jobs they think you might be able to get with you level of qualifications and experience, or lack thereof. It doesn't have to be a negative conversation. It helps if you actually want to get a job, otherwise they might not believe you.
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