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only comfy posts edition
Post waifus to be honest lads
>watching new show (won't say which one because spoilers)
>glass of robinsons
>whole lasagne my mum's made me
comfy
comfy post lads
Is amazon still doing next day delivery?
>>25177160
>literally 13 years old
I miss that
All I think about is the past man, I can't get the past out of my head when I had friends and was so much happier. I'm moving house soon and I feel like I won't ever have real happiness again because I won't ever see my old friends and old memories of happier times. Moving from outside London to the outskirts of Kent, feels bad man.
>going fast on a tuesday evening
FEELS GREAT LADS
>>25177160
Jon Snow and Shireen die
>>25177188
One day left if you're a prime customer
>>25177204
WHAT!!
No way hosey!!
>>25177160
Tony kills Chris.
Anyone got any snow?
I want a comfy White Christmas but it's dry as bone here in Glasgow
>>25177220
Can I not just pay for next day delivery? or will I have to get prime for one month
>>25177160
Omar dies
>>25177197
Fuck off you autistic bottom of the gene pool diabetic retard
HURR IM SO FAST
IN A RACE UR LAST
I FELL OVER AND PUT MY ARM IN A CAST
Fucking retard
>>25177191
20, back for uni
>>25177204
>>25177228
nice try :^)
Cheapest places to live in the UK?
Planning to move there soon
halp me robottos
>Winter's only just begun
Whaaat
>>25177258
MEMES ON MEMES ON MEMES
JUST MIGHT PULL UP ON /BRITFEEL/
ALL MY POSTS ARE SHIT; YOU CAN MOTHERFUCKING BAN ME
>>25177252
Maybe just pay for next day, should be right
It will tell you on the site when it will be delivered by
>>25177270
Somewhere really shit like Mansfield I bet
>Dad just gave my cousins a box of quality street each
>gave my sister 2 boxes
>gave me an empty box with the words 'my sonny's sheets' and a bunch of empty foil wrappers with white chocolate melted on them
>laughed because 'it looks just like your bed sheets, wanker'
Feels good to be ranked below the fucking tertiary family members these days
JUST POO'D IN THE LOO
FELT COZY AS FUCK SENPAI
>It's Tuesday and I'm more than half way through the working week
Who else /christmasoff/?
Anyone know which shops I can buy carboard boxes from for moving shit?
Don't have anywhere to put all this crap.
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>>25177149
>qt waifu having a bath with her qt friendos
>>25177270
some shit city/town in the midlands or the north. you'll want to move to a coastal city such as bristol, bournemouth, brighton, southampton or plymouth
>>25177386
Why does she wear her slave collar in the bath
Why the fuck is it so cold?!
I want to drink but I'm literally too cold to drink.
>>25177404
If she could take it off it wouldn't be a very good slave collar
>>25177255
NOT HIM BUT YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT
I hope you get AIDs for Christmas
>>25177353
Do your next shop at Lidl, it's been a while since I went but they always used to have cardboard boxes instead of plastic bags at the checkouts
>>25177149
I want her to pin me down and sit on my face to be perfectly honest.
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>>25177404
This anon has the right idea
>>25177429
It's not an optional accessory, that would be ludicrous.
>>25177328
Your dad's banter game is strong to be honest there f.a.m
He sounds like a proper laff
>>25177539
>believing this fake as fuck story
>be NEET
>normies wanna be me
>we got london on the track
feels good
My birthday is tomorrow. I'm hoping somebody will call but I know no one will.
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>Nymph-chan having some banter with her m8s
>>25177495
http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2014/dec/12/face-sitting-protest-outside-parliament-against-new-porn-rules
Thinking about spending Christmas at a bar/pub with brother
I've always thought those who spend Christmas in a bar/pub are miserable people who neglect their loved ones
Now, I'd rather go there than spend my time with these people
>43, woman, emotionally unstable, slightly oppressive
>40, woman, bipolar, hysterical
>45, man, suffering from cancer and clinical depression
>60+ grandmom who I've never met until 2 months ago, and keeps asking if I have a "woman in my life" yet
Fuck these people
A girl at work who I think I'm in love with handed her notice in today. It's probably for the best because it was never going to happen (she's married) but I've still got feels for tea tonight. I'm not happy with my boss because he treated her badly but it would be stupid to kick off about it now that she's going anyway.
>>25177670
I'm going to the pub with my mate after I've done presents with my family. Pub from 11-1 then back home for Christmas dinner then round a mate's house in the evening. Best of both worlds.
>>25177749
>mate
If only
Just eaten a big kebab and now it hurts to breathe.
>>25177670
I spend my life in my own personal pub, drinking alcohol much cheaper than I'd have to pay in a bar and enjoying my computer with lots of music of my choosing, /britfeel/ and other boards to browse and maybe even a film later.
So a bath set for mum and a whisky tasting thing for dad. Christmas sorted
Christmas at my aunts, there are 25 people going
25
I don't think I've been in a room with that many people that wasn't at school or a shop
All of my cousins have girlfriends/boyfriends
My Grandmother has cancer and I don't know what to say to her
God I wish my sister was here, at least she was more awkward than me
>>25177948
Where's she?
>>25177948
Sounds painful mate
Holly on 8 out of 10 cats - 4music right now
>>25177850
Do you go to the Frogs and Feels Tavern?
if i apply for ESA will they take my parents income into account?
they make enough to support me and have me survive but it means i'd have no income of my own to spend on things.
>>25177948
Passed away 4 years ago, Leukaemia
>>25177765
Well at least you've got your brother.
Watching a second episode of ITV dinner date. I think it would be nice to have a gf desu senpai
>tfw 30, no gf (ever) and living in my bedroom since birth
No wonder I'm going to physical and mental shit. Time to crack open the wine.
>>25177995
No, only your own personal savings.
>>25177948
The maximum thats has ever been at my christmas was 6 it is just going to be 4 of us this year. Sort of sad really, a big family christmas might be comfy but 25 is way too many
>>25178030
Are you a wizard? Is that wizard potion?
>>25178030
are you drinking vodka, whiskey, wine AND beer?
>>25178030
That doesn't look like a sensible place to store your booze mate.
>>25178030
fucking hell mate you absolute madman
Took an e last night and ended up pulling a complete dog
then me and my friend came home and sat up till 7am talking shit and smoking weed. then got up at 3pm and went christmas shopping, got all the presents im getting in about 15 minutes.
Just about to crack open the new bottle of vodka. Good idea or no lads?
Just grinded 4 accountso n Heroes of the Storm to level 10 for a fucking mount on my main account because I have no fucking friends to recruit into the game and everytime I asked on here I got called fucking poleaboo
I fucking hate you guys. Also the mount isn't as good as I hoped though that maybe down to me having to grind out so many fucking games for it.
Can't believe no fucker would level an account to at least 10 with me, it would have taken so much less time with the friend exp bonus and we could have had a decent giggle playing some games BUT NO YOU LAZY CUNTS WOULDNT HELP.
At least the 12th episode of One Punch Man was pretty good.
>>25177495
I have a figma of her for some reason. She's just sitting in her box atm though, she was getting abuse from people when I was living at uni.
>>25178019
lol unlucky bruv
>>25178076
Had 13 people with my Mum's side, it's pretty comfy,
There's no pressure to talk as everyone is chatting, but 25 is too much, I usually sit on the floor, but there's gonna be a lot of people on the floor
>>25178111
I think you might be lost, how the fuck would we relate to that shit? I guess it's a good idea though.
>>25177160
Brody gets hung with a crane
>>25178030
That's nearly a 3 month old picture anon, is it really you?
>>25178149
>they all stare at you and the room goes silent
>"so anon, do you have a giiiiirlfriend?"
>>25178180
>Ha!! Him, no Anon's gay surely!? Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Guy beside me in work waits right after lunch to reveal he's been shitting and throwing up all day and has a stomach bug that's going around.
>WTF why did you come in??
>I don't want to lose my job
Seriously you can't overplay how horrendous epidemic outbreaks would be in the first world. People are so selfish and stupid.
>>25177282
SK-SK-SKRRRRRRRRRRR
>>25178223
Do you get paid for sick days?
I don't it really messes up your budget if you miss a couple of days with all the fucking tax in this country
Chrimbo's racked up too quick
too quick lads, too quick
>>25178223
I have had the exact same situation. The guy was running to the toilet every five minutes and was like "LOL I DNT TAKE DAYS OFF!!!!1" like a badge of pride. Good for him, I got the shits not long after and I didn't go in.
>women's "sports"
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450677150173.webm
>>25178351
We doing this now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lCKeDl0l9c
>>25178278
I'll sometimes go to work with the shits but only if I'm 100% certain it's down to the chicken madras or pizza I had the night before. I work in an office and people's cold and flu germs get blown all over the place by the air conditioning so we suffer more from that than the shits. We have paid sick leave but they still give us a hard time if you take the piss.
>Get a Christmas card
>''Oh golly, who could this be from?''
>It's from Labour
I'm going to burn it.
>>25178248
I think we do but you only get 3 'periods of sickness' before you get an employment review.
Girls are the worst they'll blow it all on bad periods at the start of the year and then come in dying later in the year and spread the plague. There was a day about a month ago were four people threw up all over the locker room. It's beyond a joke really. I don't think you'd even get fired anyway.
>>25178468
Did the Tories send you one as well?
>>25178351
this video is literally 10 years old, slowpoke
>>25178481
Nope, only Labour.
I'm surprised it wasn't a 'Happy Eid' or 'Happy Hanukkah' card instead.
>>25178512
Did it say Happy Holidays?
>>25178468
>christmas card
>labour
you mean a winter seasonal greetings card.
Is it signed by the glorious leader himself?
>>25178512
The Tories didn't even give enough of a shit about you to send a card, just enjoy it instead of being furious for some reason.
>>25178519
''Merry Christmas'', complete with a tree picture.
I'm surprised, what if the good cheer and merriment triggered me?
post your savings
thanks to wageslaves for these bennies
just kidding kek
>>25178558
Take it up with your MP, demand Corbyn is ousted
>>25178209
I think I'd pull a reverse punisher if this happened
>>25178470
In my contract it said you could take like 6 weeks off sick before you would have a review, I thought that was weird.
Then I got my pay check after being off for a couple of days it basically wiped me down to minimum wage that month.
>>25178223
I work at a company that makes software for laboratories, my boss once told an intern to go home because he sneezed 3 times in 10 minutes.
I was in M&S today after wageslaving, and I saw a white woman in one of those muslim hat dealies. I forget the name but you know the one, the one that allows the face but not the hair or anything else.
What would drive a roastie to such lengths?
>>25178567
1027 quid of autismbux.
I'm rich...? Well, rich for a poor autistic man, that is.
>>25178567
I've got just over 35 grand saved up but I'm about to drop a shitload of it on a house.
>>25178567
i have saved 1200 pound sterling
>>25178180
I'm glad my family never ask questions like this. Mostly because they are all awkward themselves and would never ask shit like this.
>>25178567
Exactly 3k?
here's my stash
>all these neets that need bennies
>not being born into rich family
>not getting everything you want with literally no expectation to do anything
lmao
>right eye hurts when I touch eyelid
>blurry vision when I close left eye
>too scared to visit doctor
Is it fatal /britfeel/?
>>25178668
All the stuff I could do with that money...
Like leaving it in the bank, and leaving it in the bank some more, and never spending it because I'm a huge jew...
>>25178709
Only thing better than a rich family is a dead rich family
>>25178709
I didn't start the game on easy mode because all the difficulty options were fucking invisible.
>>25178747
Was gonna post, but what's the point.
gib tena pls
>>25178747
>350 bong overdraft
Surely they should be offering you much more to keep that level of capital with them?
>>25178814
The overdraft is only there based on his inheritance, if he has no income then giving him an overdraft would be dumb
>>25178747
Lucky bastard.
>tfw wageslave and have been in overdraft since uni
>don't even live lavishly or go out just live in an expensive area and keep losing jobs due to illness
One day i'll m-make it.
>tfw driving around in my isuzu trooper in rural Wales
pretty comfy desu
>>25178887
How many sheep have you shagged today, lad?
>>25178814
I don't get it either, when I was at university it was 1750, but a few months after I finished paying it off they called me up and said they were reducing it to 350
>>25178838
I was employed and had about 1k to my name at the time
>>25178747
Made a smelly friend on a jsa retail course and he straight up told me he's waiting for his parents to die so he can get a hold of their multiple businesses/estates and sell 'em off. He lives in squalor and plays league non-stop. Even I was disgusted by him but fair play, why work when you've got guaranteed fortune coming in.
>>25178747
>dad dies
>will get 1/3 of a house that'll be worth worth 80k after 30k in repairs and fuck all as is
>no financial assets or inheritance
>mum dies
>will get 1/6 of house worth 200k (step dad's kid gets 50%, have to share my mum's half with siblings)
>no financial assets or inheritance
>step-dad's shares, etc. all willed directly to his kid
Feels bad man.
>>25178894
0 today famalam.
I don't fuck em when the wool is wet
>>25178887
I went for a drive up through Brecon recently, I've lived in Wales all my life and never been up there, really nice quiet little country roads.
Comfy as fuck driving.
>>25178929
Holy shit anon I'm in almost exactly the same position except I'm getting 1/2 my dad's, 1/6 my mum's.
I don't expect that to happen for many years though.
>>25178964
>I don't expect that to happen for many years though
Oh me neither, and knowing my luck by then my mum will have sold this house and be living in a shitty tiny bungalow while my stepdad ensures the profits are in his name and aimed towards his kid because my mum is a financial retard.
>>25178747
>mfw my friend got 25000 bongs from a great aunt they barely knew
I know it's not much in the long run but still
>>25178897
Just apply to increase it again online. It should go through automatically.
I had a 1k bong overdraft with nationwide which was reduced to 500 for some reason, I applied online and got the 1k back instantly.
Serious question here lads, sorry if it's too normie but can I take my 50inch TV to student accom at uni?
How do I just stop giving a fuck?
So much shit happening to me right now and I just want to stop caring. Seems like the only solution.
>>25179055
You gonna take your xbox too for some cheely footy with the lads?
>>25179055
Almost certainly. Should you? No.
>>25179076
I have no friends but I plan on taking my consoles yes
>>25179055
There's no law against it
I wouldn't unless the doors have good locks and couldn't be easily bashed down or you know and trust the people you're going to live with
>>25179085
Go without them, if you don't make friends by Christmas you can bring them up in January
is robbie williams /britfeel/ certified? my favourite tracks are feel and no regrets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy4mXZN1Zzk
>>25179130
There's lots of poof robots, I've never noticed them in here but statistically there must be.
>>25179099
Wouldn't I have a better chance at making friends if I have a big TV or will people think Im some posh cunt and not a guy who works part time at Tesco with no financial responsibility
>>25179154
>I've never noticed them in here
>>25179154
>There's lots of poof robots, I've never noticed them in here
You must not come here often
>>25178929
>neither parents own a house after negative equity on old house
>despite both having above average incomes they will both be priced out of london in the next ten years or so
>tfw you will never be able to afford to live where you grew up even though it's the cheapest corner of the city
>>25179215
London is a shithole mate, you won't realise how bad it is until you leave
>>25179169
It depends mate, in all honesty it might be a reasonable ice breaker with your flatmates for them to come for a game of some normie shooter or something. Make sure you keep you room nice it might become the 'hangout' space if you do this
My fellow bongs.
I feel like I've been a lazy shit with driving and I've decided to get it out of the way ASAP even if I don't get a car right away.
Is a crash course any good? I've heard conflicting things about them. Sometimes I hear they're great, sometimes I hear they'll just lead to you being a shit driver when you actually start driving for real. Any experience/opinions here?
>>25179244
Not sure I want to raise my kids here, but I'm northern and really like living in London atm
>>25178951
where you live in Wales lad?
>>25179264
Depends how you learn. I hate driving, have been taking lessons for 2 years and only just coming close to a standard where I could pass the test now because of anxiety, so those courses would have failed me.
If you can hack driving none stop for 8 hrs a day for a week and being expected to remember everything then go for it.
>>25179264
personally, I don't think you can pass an intensive course because you don't have enough experience on the road to deal with situations that will face on the public highway, plus they are expensive as fuck. Even if you were to pass the intensive course you would end up having to learn stuff the hard way on your own or might end up being someone that cant even reverse or perform basic maneuvers in a car.
tl:dr I don't think it's worth the hassle, just go the conventional route
>>25179055
Only do it if you're sure it will fit in your bedroom. If it ends up in the communal space you're fucked, you'll lose control of it and won't be able to use it when you want, and then when your normie housemates throw parties it will get drinks spilled on it/people will be eating crisps and then use the remote control with their greasy crisp fingers.
AND WE'LL BE AAAALRIGHT WHEN THE WIND BENEATH OUR SAILS
>>25179281
In Cardiff at the moment, was renting but I'm buying a house. Because it's taking fucking forever I'm gonna have to move back to Swansea for a bit.
I've spent my entire life in the two pockets of civilization in Wales.
>>25179487
Whats is aberystwyth
>>25179499
A seaside village m8
makes me chuckle everytime
>>25179499
>tfw 30 miles form aber
>tfw going up there for nights out because uni town
>>25179527
>nights out
Aren't there like 5 pubs and one club in Aber?
Where the fuck are you from if you go there for nights out, must be the absolute arse end of nowhere.
>>25179561
there 4 or 5 clubs in aber and some pubs as well.
but I am from a rural area, and Aber is probably the best place nearby for a night out, the next best place is probably Swansea and that's about 90 mins away
>>25179055
We have a communal 50inch that we all paid for, so if what you're asking is whether it's too big, probably not.
That said, if it's yours, as anons before have said keep it in your room or risk having normies fuck it up.
>>25179527
>walking down the sea front
>minibus pulls up loads of lads jump out all excited
>ask me which way it is to pier pressure
>point the direction add "its shit tho"
Its still crazy to think people were excited to go to pier fucking pressure
>>25179561
There are loads of pubs its the highest pub per person ratio in the uk, some are great too
>>25179591
How does someone from where you're from end up on /r9k/? How do you even have the internet?
>>25179610
Pier is terrible desu, it's fresher central
>>25179615
I have internet like everyone else, but it is slow as fuck, I'm about 4 miles from the exchange.
I'm not really a welsh lad and I've been on 4chan or about 5 or 6 years
I like wales because its full of slags
>girl at work actually talks to me and shit
>forces me to add her on facebook
>talks to me on her break
>takes a snapchat of me
>post here about it
>talk to my only friend about it, he tells me to go for it
>find out that shes been proper hinting at getting with this other guy at work, suggesting he takes her out for pizza
>other guy is a proper chad, has a gf and is already sleeping with another staff member
>she never flirts with him in front of me, just when I'm not around
Just cuck me up guys, fuck everything. Fooled myself into believing that a qt could actually be into me. But no, chad's gotta have three girls at once.
>>25179699
It's 2015, everywhere not controlled by a kaliphate is full of slags
>>25177833
Good kaffir
>>25179720
Because you fucking let him, you daft bastard!
Haven't been on R9k in two weeks lads.
My new record, glad to be back.
>>25177252
Make a burner amzon account and get the months free trial.
Delivery on the 24th for no extra cost.
>>25177270
State origin
>>25178567
About 100 gbp and 30 gbp in cash, mummy needs to give me 20gbp though
>>25179720
Fuck her right in the pussy.
Apparently it's good advice, another anon has already said as much.
>>25179763
>>25179884
But I'm a beta faggot. I usually avoid girls because I don't want things like this to happen, I knew if I'd become interested i'd get cucked. I can be alpha around fatties that's about it.
>>25177990
Not him but I do, it's comfy when this place dies.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450824222794.webm
Kids are retarded
>>25179849
150 good boy points? Not bad, that's a lot of high quality tendies.
>>25179942
Great british pence
>>25179720
You're her back up man. You could still get with her, but know you were never her first choice. If you can live with that then fuck it, go for it.
>>25179699
Wales if full of the sort of slags who wanna fuck rugby lads and pretend the rest of the men in this country are non-existent.
>>25179720
Same sort of thing happened with me, cute smart girl goes out and gets fucked multiple times by one of the tard lads in a menial job who's fucking half the girls under 30.
Meanwhile the rest of the guys here in the higher paying jobs don't get a look in because we're too nerdy.
>>25179992
I hate knowing shit like this, it's like if you end up not getting any until you're 30, you know all the women you get with would never touch you if you were young again but now they have no choice.
If one of the Chads of their younger years strolled up he'd be first choice every time.
>>25180023
this.
>tfw no homely welsh gf desu
>>25180047
Either you become chad or just learn to live with it.
>>25180023
Welsh fag reporting in, it's literally all true
They're not even worth the effort to get them to like you, they're all chubby in the unattractive way
>>25180083
>tfw I like chubby girls
at least there is plenty of eye candy here in Wales
>>25180076
How do I become a chad? Fuck it, I wanna beat this chad to the girl. I want out of this place. At the moment I'm awkwardly making jokes and just generally being nice.
>>25180117
They're potato faced chubby, not very nice to look at or deal with.
>tfw relegated to Silver Elite on CSGO
>have to play with these absolute spackers
I'm just going to make a new Steam and buy the game again. I can't go on like this.
>>25180182
>le elo hell is at fault
fuck off mate
>>25180165
I know a girl how is chubby in the good way. the only problem is she is my friends sister.
FUCK LADS I JUST FUCKING PUT EGG WHITES IN SOMETHING AND IT WAS 75 DEGREES AND THEY FIZZLE AT 70 AND IT FUCKING RUINED THE WHOLE THING IT COST ME 12 FUCKING BONG
MIGHT JUST END IT ALL
>>25180083
I went to college with a Welsh bird she was really cute and a bit of an alchy. She had dyed black hair a bunch of tattoos and played guitar in a punk band. My mate fancied her and took her out drinking so she fucked this chad in his bed while he was next to them. Then they became a couple after I guess he was a cuck lel. I haven't spoken to either of them for years so dunno what they're doing now.
Worried about moving out lads, I don't even pack my own bag, my mum does it for me
>>25180206
I literally can't win a round half the time without aceing it.
>haven't been on 4chan in a year
>got that nice buzz going where all the shitposts cover up the bad thoughts
>lying in bed
>pretty cosy desu
listening to deftones and thinking about how unsatisfied and angry i am with life
>>25179837
How the fuck was that not roboted.
cheer me up lads
>>25180415
Life is shit, but it will eventually end
>>25180476
what if there is an afterlife
>>25180415
At least you're not me.
>>25180508
Way to kill my good mood
>>25180508
Why would there be mate. there isn't a single piece verifiable of evidence for anything supernatural ever in the history of all mankind. think something might happen with 7 billion people alive right now
>>25180415
Here is a picture to cheer you up anon
What is the point of living lads
![cartoon-bee[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/KVdiMJA.png "cartoon-bee[1].png")
>>25180124
Simply wasp oneself
>>25180210
12 bongs of eggs? Have you got a drunk girl upstairs or something?
Back from the christmas dinner with my boys, lads.
It was awful, they were throwing food at each other and talking about strippers, they were disturbing my tendies.
lads i finally completed the somewhat autistical task of manually adding album art to every single entry on my >itunes
now to wait for my hard drive to fail :^)
>>25180612
To wakecuck yourself into a perfect man cave. I don't know what neets do with so little money
>>25180672
It costs $30,000 to fill an iPod
>>25180672
>tfw iTunes tells me my iPod is corrupt and unable to be restored so I have to use 3rd party software to manage the music on it
Literally fuck apple
>>25180575
>>25180612
Why are upskirts so good? I'm barely even into hentai, but upskirts of any kind or just boner fuel.
>>25180733
i pirated all of it me laddio
When i got home from being a wage slave the time goes really fast, but i also maturate twice
Maybe if i masturbate less i will have more time
Just a theory
>>25180738
Upskirts are a magical thing anon. 3D perhaps less so.
kuroneko is very cute
>>25180666
Get lost Satan, you failed normie
>>25180778
>Maybe if i masturbate less i will have more time
Well yeah, but the question is whether you'll enjoy your time as much
Beta cuck from before. Fuck it, I'm messaging her on fb with positive results. I'll back out the second she tries to friendzone me, promise.
Lads I'm hanging out with this girl tomorrow but she just made this her profile picture, do I back out now or go through with it
>>25181174
Spank her and make her call you daddy, thank me the morning after
>>25181174
>choker
RAG HER QUICK
>>25181174
Abort mission.
Post pictures of frogs instead.
lads can someone explain to me why the birds outside are tweeting and shit even though it's 12am
pls no twitter jokes
>>25181240
>>25181299
Think I'll go for it lads
>>25181305
She likes pepe actually
>>25181352
>she like Pepe actually
DONT RAG HER
DO NOT RAG
>>25177160
Bruce Willis is a ghost
>>25181352
>She likes pepe actually
If this is for real you should definitely abort.
>>25180278
Literally the same except I'm listening to strapping young lad
>>25181352
>She likes pepe actually
HOLD HOLD HOLD
TERMINAL COUNT ABORT
>>25181352
only normies "like" pepe
>>25181523
>If this is for real
It is lad, I'm not joking, here have some of her recent facebook photos
>>25181174
If you don't shag her, or at least try, I will shag her. The latter has no "try" option.
>>25181608
Ehh...
She is like 18 right? Not like 26 or something?
>>25181676
Yeah she's in sixth form, if she was 26 that'd be fucking grim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xXnte2zbsw
>tfw no grimes gf
>>25181693
Oh, well that's basically fine then. So long as she's not sporting a trilby and telling you how her friend's "such a memer" or something.
>inb4 she tells you what a big guy you are
>>25181608
Mate thats dismal. No way I'd shag that kind of nut, she'll latch on to you like a leach.
Is deathlock still in hearthstone meta?
I'm just getting back into and made a variation of my old deck
>>25181747
>such a memer
Haha mate, speaking of that here is her job on Facebook
>>25181764
>she'll latch on to you like a leach.
Kind of hot ngl lad
>tfw you fall asleep in the morning and just wake up
>tfw you're still tired
I want off this ride desu~
>>25181819
>>25181608
>nigga why you babysittin only 2 or 3 memes, I'ma show you how to turn it up a notch
>>25181819
how do I meet these kind of girls
>>25181859
The ride never ends fagget <3
>>25181859
>you will never give tilde the ride of his life
Can't sleep ladm8s but Santa won't visit if I don't force myself to bed.
>>25181990
its not Christmas eve
>>25177104
we almost made a full year
>we're gonna make it guys
>>25180210
are you the lad who did that steak for way too long that one time
>>25181859
>>25181940
IDON'Tknow this feelFAST MOTHERFUCKER. PULL UP IN THE BRITFEEL BLOWIN MEMES MOTHERFUCKER
>Went to sleep at 7AM
>Woke up at 9PM
Just fuck my entire life up.
>>25181819
I just wouldn't have the consitution to get through an afternoon with her. I don't think so anyway.
I wish I had a gf would wanted to watch pretentious films with me and discuss the failings of the West's post-WW2 foreign policy with me. It's a bit niche though. A bf is fine too.
>>25181970
You better be talking piggy backs, lad.
>>25182103
Anon's date please no.
>>25182136
>Just fuck my entire life up.
Sounds bretty fucked up as it is lad.
>>25178567
i have fa in there atm
mummy gives me 40 every month but i always spend it straight away on yugioh cards and csgo keys
>>25175523
GOD
VAPE
MEME
I have found my calling
>>25182222
send me a key la x
>>25181174
>choker
>cummies emoji
abort
>>25181174
fuck off you fucking young normie
FOR FUCKS SAKE
>order 1 month of hair loss meds
>they accidentally send me 6 months instead.
ouch
>>25181174
post more pics of that slag please
>>25181940
Didn't want to hear that senpai
>>25181970
Le-lewd~
>>25182103
I wish I could go as fast as you tbqh lad
>>25182366
Off to bed lad, hopefully this will do
>>25182390
what is she, 16 or what? ffs you young normie
>>25182390
tumblr/10 laddie
>>25182457
GETTING KEKED BY A TUMBLRINA GRIL IS MY FETISH THOUGH
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>>25181860
>pool fulla memes then you dive in it
