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Post waifus to be honest lads
>watching new show (won't say which one because spoilers)
>glass of robinsons
>whole lasagne my mum's made me
comfy
comfy post lads
Is amazon still doing next day delivery?
>>25177160
>literally 13 years old
I miss that
All I think about is the past man, I can't get the past out of my head when I had friends and was so much happier. I'm moving house soon and I feel like I won't ever have real happiness again because I won't ever see my old friends and old memories of happier times. Moving from outside London to the outskirts of Kent, feels bad man.
>going fast on a tuesday evening
FEELS GREAT LADS
>>25177160
Jon Snow and Shireen die
>>25177188
One day left if you're a prime customer
>>25177204
WHAT!!
No way hosey!!
>>25177160
Tony kills Chris.
Anyone got any snow?
I want a comfy White Christmas but it's dry as bone here in Glasgow
>>25177220
Can I not just pay for next day delivery? or will I have to get prime for one month
>>25177160
Omar dies
>>25177197
Fuck off you autistic bottom of the gene pool diabetic retard
HURR IM SO FAST
IN A RACE UR LAST
I FELL OVER AND PUT MY ARM IN A CAST
Fucking retard
>>25177191
20, back for uni
>>25177204
>>25177228
nice try :^)
Cheapest places to live in the UK?
Planning to move there soon
halp me robottos
>Winter's only just begun
Whaaat
>>25177258
MEMES ON MEMES ON MEMES
JUST MIGHT PULL UP ON /BRITFEEL/
ALL MY POSTS ARE SHIT; YOU CAN MOTHERFUCKING BAN ME
>>25177252
Maybe just pay for next day, should be right
It will tell you on the site when it will be delivered by
>>25177270
Somewhere really shit like Mansfield I bet
>Dad just gave my cousins a box of quality street each
>gave my sister 2 boxes
>gave me an empty box with the words 'my sonny's sheets' and a bunch of empty foil wrappers with white chocolate melted on them
>laughed because 'it looks just like your bed sheets, wanker'
Feels good to be ranked below the fucking tertiary family members these days
JUST POO'D IN THE LOO
FELT COZY AS FUCK SENPAI
>It's Tuesday and I'm more than half way through the working week
Who else /christmasoff/?
Anyone know which shops I can buy carboard boxes from for moving shit?
Don't have anywhere to put all this crap.
![[a-s]_heavens_lost_property_-_11_-_off_we_go_to_my_bathouse_paradise__rs2_[1080p_bd-rip][8468BF4F].mkv_snapshot_19.06_[2015.12.22_20.33.19].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FDsLtfK.jpg "[a-s] heavens lost property - 11 - off we go to my bathouse paradise rs2 [1080p bd-rip][8468BF4F].mkv snapshot 19.06 [2015.12.22 20.33.19]")
>>25177149
>qt waifu having a bath with her qt friendos
>>25177270
some shit city/town in the midlands or the north. you'll want to move to a coastal city such as bristol, bournemouth, brighton, southampton or plymouth
>>25177386
Why does she wear her slave collar in the bath
Why the fuck is it so cold?!
I want to drink but I'm literally too cold to drink.
>>25177404
If she could take it off it wouldn't be a very good slave collar
>>25177255
NOT HIM BUT YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT
I hope you get AIDs for Christmas
>>25177353
Do your next shop at Lidl, it's been a while since I went but they always used to have cardboard boxes instead of plastic bags at the checkouts
>>25177149
I want her to pin me down and sit on my face to be perfectly honest.
![[a-s]_heavens_lost_property_-_06_-_swimsuit_surf_brigade,_go!go!go!__rs2_[1080p_bd-rip][52D21BA0].mkv_snapshot_09.21_[2015.12.22_20.38.30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tWngOwL.jpg "[a-s] heavens lost property - 06 - swimsuit surf brigade, go!go!go! rs2 [1080p bd-rip][52D21BA0].mkv snapshot 09.21 [2015.12.22 20.38.30]")
>>25177404
This anon has the right idea
>>25177429
It's not an optional accessory, that would be ludicrous.
>>25177328
Your dad's banter game is strong to be honest there f.a.m
He sounds like a proper laff
>>25177539
>believing this fake as fuck story
>be NEET
>normies wanna be me
>we got london on the track
feels good
My birthday is tomorrow. I'm hoping somebody will call but I know no one will.
![[a-s]_heavens_lost_property_-_13_-_queen_of_the_sky__rs2_[1080p_bd-rip][27A1439B].mkv_snapshot_16.53_[2015.12.22_20.43.47].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vla4wTa.jpg "[a-s] heavens lost property - 13 - queen of the sky rs2 [1080p bd-rip][27A1439B].mkv snapshot 16.53 [2015.12.22 20.43.47]")
>Nymph-chan having some banter with her m8s
>>25177495
http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2014/dec/12/face-sitting-protest-outside-parliament-against-new-porn-rules
Thinking about spending Christmas at a bar/pub with brother
I've always thought those who spend Christmas in a bar/pub are miserable people who neglect their loved ones
Now, I'd rather go there than spend my time with these people
>43, woman, emotionally unstable, slightly oppressive
>40, woman, bipolar, hysterical
>45, man, suffering from cancer and clinical depression
>60+ grandmom who I've never met until 2 months ago, and keeps asking if I have a "woman in my life" yet
Fuck these people
A girl at work who I think I'm in love with handed her notice in today. It's probably for the best because it was never going to happen (she's married) but I've still got feels for tea tonight. I'm not happy with my boss because he treated her badly but it would be stupid to kick off about it now that she's going anyway.
>>25177670
I'm going to the pub with my mate after I've done presents with my family. Pub from 11-1 then back home for Christmas dinner then round a mate's house in the evening. Best of both worlds.
>>25177749
>mate
If only
Just eaten a big kebab and now it hurts to breathe.
>>25177670
I spend my life in my own personal pub, drinking alcohol much cheaper than I'd have to pay in a bar and enjoying my computer with lots of music of my choosing, /britfeel/ and other boards to browse and maybe even a film later.
So a bath set for mum and a whisky tasting thing for dad. Christmas sorted
Christmas at my aunts, there are 25 people going
25
I don't think I've been in a room with that many people that wasn't at school or a shop
All of my cousins have girlfriends/boyfriends
My Grandmother has cancer and I don't know what to say to her
God I wish my sister was here, at least she was more awkward than me
>>25177948
Where's she?
>>25177948
Sounds painful mate
Holly on 8 out of 10 cats - 4music right now
>>25177850
Do you go to the Frogs and Feels Tavern?
if i apply for ESA will they take my parents income into account?
they make enough to support me and have me survive but it means i'd have no income of my own to spend on things.
>>25177948
Passed away 4 years ago, Leukaemia
>>25177765
Well at least you've got your brother.
Watching a second episode of ITV dinner date. I think it would be nice to have a gf desu senpai
>tfw 30, no gf (ever) and living in my bedroom since birth
No wonder I'm going to physical and mental shit. Time to crack open the wine.
>>25177995
No, only your own personal savings.
>>25177948
The maximum thats has ever been at my christmas was 6 it is just going to be 4 of us this year. Sort of sad really, a big family christmas might be comfy but 25 is way too many
>>25178030
Are you a wizard? Is that wizard potion?
>>25178030
are you drinking vodka, whiskey, wine AND beer?
>>25178030
That doesn't look like a sensible place to store your booze mate.
>>25178030
fucking hell mate you absolute madman
Took an e last night and ended up pulling a complete dog
then me and my friend came home and sat up till 7am talking shit and smoking weed. then got up at 3pm and went christmas shopping, got all the presents im getting in about 15 minutes.
Just about to crack open the new bottle of vodka. Good idea or no lads?
Just grinded 4 accountso n Heroes of the Storm to level 10 for a fucking mount on my main account because I have no fucking friends to recruit into the game and everytime I asked on here I got called fucking poleaboo
I fucking hate you guys. Also the mount isn't as good as I hoped though that maybe down to me having to grind out so many fucking games for it.
Can't believe no fucker would level an account to at least 10 with me, it would have taken so much less time with the friend exp bonus and we could have had a decent giggle playing some games BUT NO YOU LAZY CUNTS WOULDNT HELP.
At least the 12th episode of One Punch Man was pretty good.
>>25177495
I have a figma of her for some reason. She's just sitting in her box atm though, she was getting abuse from people when I was living at uni.
>>25178019
lol unlucky bruv
>>25178076
Had 13 people with my Mum's side, it's pretty comfy,
There's no pressure to talk as everyone is chatting, but 25 is too much, I usually sit on the floor, but there's gonna be a lot of people on the floor
>>25178111
I think you might be lost, how the fuck would we relate to that shit? I guess it's a good idea though.
>>25177160
Brody gets hung with a crane
>>25178030
That's nearly a 3 month old picture anon, is it really you?
>>25178149
>they all stare at you and the room goes silent
>"so anon, do you have a giiiiirlfriend?"
>>25178180
>Ha!! Him, no Anon's gay surely!? Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Guy beside me in work waits right after lunch to reveal he's been shitting and throwing up all day and has a stomach bug that's going around.
>WTF why did you come in??
>I don't want to lose my job
Seriously you can't overplay how horrendous epidemic outbreaks would be in the first world. People are so selfish and stupid.
>>25177282
SK-SK-SKRRRRRRRRRRR
>>25178223
Do you get paid for sick days?
I don't it really messes up your budget if you miss a couple of days with all the fucking tax in this country
Chrimbo's racked up too quick
too quick lads, too quick
>>25178223
I have had the exact same situation. The guy was running to the toilet every five minutes and was like "LOL I DNT TAKE DAYS OFF!!!!1" like a badge of pride. Good for him, I got the shits not long after and I didn't go in.
>women's "sports"
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450677150173.webm
>>25178351
We doing this now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lCKeDl0l9c
>>25178278
I'll sometimes go to work with the shits but only if I'm 100% certain it's down to the chicken madras or pizza I had the night before. I work in an office and people's cold and flu germs get blown all over the place by the air conditioning so we suffer more from that than the shits. We have paid sick leave but they still give us a hard time if you take the piss.
>Get a Christmas card
>''Oh golly, who could this be from?''
>It's from Labour
I'm going to burn it.
>>25178248
I think we do but you only get 3 'periods of sickness' before you get an employment review.
Girls are the worst they'll blow it all on bad periods at the start of the year and then come in dying later in the year and spread the plague. There was a day about a month ago were four people threw up all over the locker room. It's beyond a joke really. I don't think you'd even get fired anyway.
>>25178468
Did the Tories send you one as well?
>>25178351
this video is literally 10 years old, slowpoke
>>25178481
Nope, only Labour.
I'm surprised it wasn't a 'Happy Eid' or 'Happy Hanukkah' card instead.
>>25178512
Did it say Happy Holidays?
>>25178468
>christmas card
>labour
you mean a winter seasonal greetings card.
Is it signed by the glorious leader himself?
>>25178512
The Tories didn't even give enough of a shit about you to send a card, just enjoy it instead of being furious for some reason.
>>25178519
''Merry Christmas'', complete with a tree picture.
I'm surprised, what if the good cheer and merriment triggered me?
post your savings
thanks to wageslaves for these bennies
just kidding kek
>>25178558
Take it up with your MP, demand Corbyn is ousted
>>25178209
I think I'd pull a reverse punisher if this happened
>>25178470
In my contract it said you could take like 6 weeks off sick before you would have a review, I thought that was weird.
Then I got my pay check after being off for a couple of days it basically wiped me down to minimum wage that month.
>>25178223
I work at a company that makes software for laboratories, my boss once told an intern to go home because he sneezed 3 times in 10 minutes.
I was in M&S today after wageslaving, and I saw a white woman in one of those muslim hat dealies. I forget the name but you know the one, the one that allows the face but not the hair or anything else.
What would drive a roastie to such lengths?
>>25178567
1027 quid of autismbux.
I'm rich...? Well, rich for a poor autistic man, that is.
>>25178567
I've got just over 35 grand saved up but I'm about to drop a shitload of it on a house.
>>25178567
i have saved 1200 pound sterling
>>25178180
I'm glad my family never ask questions like this. Mostly because they are all awkward themselves and would never ask shit like this.
>>25178567
Exactly 3k?
here's my stash
>all these neets that need bennies
>not being born into rich family
>not getting everything you want with literally no expectation to do anything
lmao
>right eye hurts when I touch eyelid
>blurry vision when I close left eye
>too scared to visit doctor
Is it fatal /britfeel/?
>>25178668
All the stuff I could do with that money...
Like leaving it in the bank, and leaving it in the bank some more, and never spending it because I'm a huge jew...
>>25178709
Only thing better than a rich family is a dead rich family
>>25178709
I didn't start the game on easy mode because all the difficulty options were fucking invisible.
>>25178747
Was gonna post, but what's the point.
gib tena pls
>>25178747
>350 bong overdraft
Surely they should be offering you much more to keep that level of capital with them?
>>25178814
The overdraft is only there based on his inheritance, if he has no income then giving him an overdraft would be dumb
>>25178747
Lucky bastard.
>tfw wageslave and have been in overdraft since uni
>don't even live lavishly or go out just live in an expensive area and keep losing jobs due to illness
One day i'll m-make it.
>tfw driving around in my isuzu trooper in rural Wales
pretty comfy desu
>>25178887
How many sheep have you shagged today, lad?
>>25178814
I don't get it either, when I was at university it was 1750, but a few months after I finished paying it off they called me up and said they were reducing it to 350
>>25178838
I was employed and had about 1k to my name at the time
>>25178747
Made a smelly friend on a jsa retail course and he straight up told me he's waiting for his parents to die so he can get a hold of their multiple businesses/estates and sell 'em off. He lives in squalor and plays league non-stop. Even I was disgusted by him but fair play, why work when you've got guaranteed fortune coming in.
>>25178747
>dad dies
>will get 1/3 of a house that'll be worth worth 80k after 30k in repairs and fuck all as is
>no financial assets or inheritance
>mum dies
>will get 1/6 of house worth 200k (step dad's kid gets 50%, have to share my mum's half with siblings)
>no financial assets or inheritance
>step-dad's shares, etc. all willed directly to his kid
Feels bad man.
>>25178894
0 today famalam.
I don't fuck em when the wool is wet
>>25178887
I went for a drive up through Brecon recently, I've lived in Wales all my life and never been up there, really nice quiet little country roads.
Comfy as fuck driving.
>>25178929
Holy shit anon I'm in almost exactly the same position except I'm getting 1/2 my dad's, 1/6 my mum's.
I don't expect that to happen for many years though.
>>25178964
>I don't expect that to happen for many years though
Oh me neither, and knowing my luck by then my mum will have sold this house and be living in a shitty tiny bungalow while my stepdad ensures the profits are in his name and aimed towards his kid because my mum is a financial retard.
>>25178747
>mfw my friend got 25000 bongs from a great aunt they barely knew
I know it's not much in the long run but still
>>25178897
Just apply to increase it again online. It should go through automatically.
I had a 1k bong overdraft with nationwide which was reduced to 500 for some reason, I applied online and got the 1k back instantly.
Serious question here lads, sorry if it's too normie but can I take my 50inch TV to student accom at uni?
How do I just stop giving a fuck?
So much shit happening to me right now and I just want to stop caring. Seems like the only solution.
>>25179055
You gonna take your xbox too for some cheely footy with the lads?
>>25179055
Almost certainly. Should you? No.
>>25179076
I have no friends but I plan on taking my consoles yes
>>25179055
There's no law against it
I wouldn't unless the doors have good locks and couldn't be easily bashed down or you know and trust the people you're going to live with
>>25179085
Go without them, if you don't make friends by Christmas you can bring them up in January
is robbie williams /britfeel/ certified? my favourite tracks are feel and no regrets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy4mXZN1Zzk
>>25179130
There's lots of poof robots, I've never noticed them in here but statistically there must be.
>>25179099
Wouldn't I have a better chance at making friends if I have a big TV or will people think Im some posh cunt and not a guy who works part time at Tesco with no financial responsibility
>>25179154
>I've never noticed them in here
>>25179154
>There's lots of poof robots, I've never noticed them in here
You must not come here often
>>25178929
>neither parents own a house after negative equity on old house
>despite both having above average incomes they will both be priced out of london in the next ten years or so
>tfw you will never be able to afford to live where you grew up even though it's the cheapest corner of the city
>>25179215
London is a shithole mate, you won't realise how bad it is until you leave
>>25179169
It depends mate, in all honesty it might be a reasonable ice breaker with your flatmates for them to come for a game of some normie shooter or something. Make sure you keep you room nice it might become the 'hangout' space if you do this
My fellow bongs.
I feel like I've been a lazy shit with driving and I've decided to get it out of the way ASAP even if I don't get a car right away.
Is a crash course any good? I've heard conflicting things about them. Sometimes I hear they're great, sometimes I hear they'll just lead to you being a shit driver when you actually start driving for real. Any experience/opinions here?
>>25179244
Not sure I want to raise my kids here, but I'm northern and really like living in London atm
>>25178951
where you live in Wales lad?
>>25179264
Depends how you learn. I hate driving, have been taking lessons for 2 years and only just coming close to a standard where I could pass the test now because of anxiety, so those courses would have failed me.
If you can hack driving none stop for 8 hrs a day for a week and being expected to remember everything then go for it.
>>25179264
personally, I don't think you can pass an intensive course because you don't have enough experience on the road to deal with situations that will face on the public highway, plus they are expensive as fuck. Even if you were to pass the intensive course you would end up having to learn stuff the hard way on your own or might end up being someone that cant even reverse or perform basic maneuvers in a car.
tl:dr I don't think it's worth the hassle, just go the conventional route
>>25179055
Only do it if you're sure it will fit in your bedroom. If it ends up in the communal space you're fucked, you'll lose control of it and won't be able to use it when you want, and then when your normie housemates throw parties it will get drinks spilled on it/people will be eating crisps and then use the remote control with their greasy crisp fingers.
AND WE'LL BE AAAALRIGHT WHEN THE WIND BENEATH OUR SAILS
>>25179281
In Cardiff at the moment, was renting but I'm buying a house. Because it's taking fucking forever I'm gonna have to move back to Swansea for a bit.
I've spent my entire life in the two pockets of civilization in Wales.
>>25179487
Whats is aberystwyth
>>25179499
A seaside village m8
makes me chuckle everytime
>>25179499
>tfw 30 miles form aber
>tfw going up there for nights out because uni town
>>25179527
>nights out
Aren't there like 5 pubs and one club in Aber?
Where the fuck are you from if you go there for nights out, must be the absolute arse end of nowhere.
>>25179561
there 4 or 5 clubs in aber and some pubs as well.
but I am from a rural area, and Aber is probably the best place nearby for a night out, the next best place is probably Swansea and that's about 90 mins away
>>25179055
We have a communal 50inch that we all paid for, so if what you're asking is whether it's too big, probably not.
That said, if it's yours, as anons before have said keep it in your room or risk having normies fuck it up.
>>25179527
>walking down the sea front
>minibus pulls up loads of lads jump out all excited
>ask me which way it is to pier pressure
>point the direction add "its shit tho"
Its still crazy to think people were excited to go to pier fucking pressure
>>25179561
There are loads of pubs its the highest pub per person ratio in the uk, some are great too
>>25179591
How does someone from where you're from end up on /r9k/? How do you even have the internet?
>>25179610
Pier is terrible desu, it's fresher central
>>25179615
I have internet like everyone else, but it is slow as fuck, I'm about 4 miles from the exchange.
I'm not really a welsh lad and I've been on 4chan or about 5 or 6 years
I like wales because its full of slags
>girl at work actually talks to me and shit
>forces me to add her on facebook
>talks to me on her break
>takes a snapchat of me
>post here about it
>talk to my only friend about it, he tells me to go for it
>find out that shes been proper hinting at getting with this other guy at work, suggesting he takes her out for pizza
>other guy is a proper chad, has a gf and is already sleeping with another staff member
>she never flirts with him in front of me, just when I'm not around
Just cuck me up guys, fuck everything. Fooled myself into believing that a qt could actually be into me. But no, chad's gotta have three girls at once.
>>25179699
It's 2015, everywhere not controlled by a kaliphate is full of slags
>>25177833
Good kaffir
>>25179720
Because you fucking let him, you daft bastard!
Haven't been on R9k in two weeks lads.
My new record, glad to be back.
>>25177252
Make a burner amzon account and get the months free trial.
Delivery on the 24th for no extra cost.
>>25177270
State origin
>>25178567
About 100 gbp and 30 gbp in cash, mummy needs to give me 20gbp though
>>25179720
Fuck her right in the pussy.
Apparently it's good advice, another anon has already said as much.
>>25179763
>>25179884
But I'm a beta faggot. I usually avoid girls because I don't want things like this to happen, I knew if I'd become interested i'd get cucked. I can be alpha around fatties that's about it.
>>25177990
Not him but I do, it's comfy when this place dies.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450824222794.webm
Kids are retarded
>>25179849
150 good boy points? Not bad, that's a lot of high quality tendies.
>>25179942
Great british pence
>>25179720
You're her back up man. You could still get with her, but know you were never her first choice. If you can live with that then fuck it, go for it.
>>25179699
Wales if full of the sort of slags who wanna fuck rugby lads and pretend the rest of the men in this country are non-existent.
>>25179720
Same sort of thing happened with me, cute smart girl goes out and gets fucked multiple times by one of the tard lads in a menial job who's fucking half the girls under 30.
Meanwhile the rest of the guys here in the higher paying jobs don't get a look in because we're too nerdy.
>>25179992
I hate knowing shit like this, it's like if you end up not getting any until you're 30, you know all the women you get with would never touch you if you were young again but now they have no choice.
If one of the Chads of their younger years strolled up he'd be first choice every time.
>>25180023
this.
>tfw no homely welsh gf desu
>>25180047
Either you become chad or just learn to live with it.
>>25180023
Welsh fag reporting in, it's literally all true
They're not even worth the effort to get them to like you, they're all chubby in the unattractive way
>>25180083
>tfw I like chubby girls
at least there is plenty of eye candy here in Wales
>>25180076
How do I become a chad? Fuck it, I wanna beat this chad to the girl. I want out of this place. At the moment I'm awkwardly making jokes and just generally being nice.
>>25180117
They're potato faced chubby, not very nice to look at or deal with.
>tfw relegated to Silver Elite on CSGO
>have to play with these absolute spackers
I'm just going to make a new Steam and buy the game again. I can't go on like this.
>>25180182
>le elo hell is at fault
fuck off mate
>>25180165
I know a girl how is chubby in the good way. the only problem is she is my friends sister.
FUCK LADS I JUST FUCKING PUT EGG WHITES IN SOMETHING AND IT WAS 75 DEGREES AND THEY FIZZLE AT 70 AND IT FUCKING RUINED THE WHOLE THING IT COST ME 12 FUCKING BONG
MIGHT JUST END IT ALL
>>25180083
I went to college with a Welsh bird she was really cute and a bit of an alchy. She had dyed black hair a bunch of tattoos and played guitar in a punk band. My mate fancied her and took her out drinking so she fucked this chad in his bed while he was next to them. Then they became a couple after I guess he was a cuck lel. I haven't spoken to either of them for years so dunno what they're doing now.
Worried about moving out lads, I don't even pack my own bag, my mum does it for me
>>25180206
I literally can't win a round half the time without aceing it.
>haven't been on 4chan in a year
>got that nice buzz going where all the shitposts cover up the bad thoughts
>lying in bed
>pretty cosy desu
listening to deftones and thinking about how unsatisfied and angry i am with life
>>25179837
How the fuck was that not roboted.
cheer me up lads
>>25180415
Life is shit, but it will eventually end
>>25180476
what if there is an afterlife
>>25180415
At least you're not me.
>>25180508
Way to kill my good mood
>>25180508
Why would there be mate. there isn't a single piece verifiable of evidence for anything supernatural ever in the history of all mankind. think something might happen with 7 billion people alive right now
>>25180415
Here is a picture to cheer you up anon
What is the point of living lads
>>25180124
Simply wasp oneself
>>25180210
12 bongs of eggs? Have you got a drunk girl upstairs or something?
Back from the christmas dinner with my boys, lads.
It was awful, they were throwing food at each other and talking about strippers, they were disturbing my tendies.
lads i finally completed the somewhat autistical task of manually adding album art to every single entry on my >itunes
now to wait for my hard drive to fail :^)
>>25180612
To wakecuck yourself into a perfect man cave. I don't know what neets do with so little money
>>25180672
It costs $30,000 to fill an iPod
>>25180672
>tfw iTunes tells me my iPod is corrupt and unable to be restored so I have to use 3rd party software to manage the music on it
Literally fuck apple
>>25180575
>>25180612
Why are upskirts so good? I'm barely even into hentai, but upskirts of any kind or just boner fuel.
>>25180733
i pirated all of it me laddio
When i got home from being a wage slave the time goes really fast, but i also maturate twice
Maybe if i masturbate less i will have more time
Just a theory
>>25180738
Upskirts are a magical thing anon. 3D perhaps less so.
kuroneko is very cute
>>25180666
Get lost Satan, you failed normie
>>25180778
>Maybe if i masturbate less i will have more time
Well yeah, but the question is whether you'll enjoy your time as much
Beta cuck from before. Fuck it, I'm messaging her on fb with positive results. I'll back out the second she tries to friendzone me, promise.
Lads I'm hanging out with this girl tomorrow but she just made this her profile picture, do I back out now or go through with it
>>25181174
Spank her and make her call you daddy, thank me the morning after
>>25181174
>choker
RAG HER QUICK
>>25181174
Abort mission.
Post pictures of frogs instead.
lads can someone explain to me why the birds outside are tweeting and shit even though it's 12am
pls no twitter jokes
>>25181240
>>25181299
Think I'll go for it lads
>>25181305
She likes pepe actually
>>25181352
>she like Pepe actually
DONT RAG HER
DO NOT RAG
>>25177160
Bruce Willis is a ghost
>>25181352
>She likes pepe actually
If this is for real you should definitely abort.
>>25180278
Literally the same except I'm listening to strapping young lad
>>25181352
>She likes pepe actually
HOLD HOLD HOLD
TERMINAL COUNT ABORT
>>25181352
only normies "like" pepe
>>25181523
>If this is for real
It is lad, I'm not joking, here have some of her recent facebook photos
>>25181174
If you don't shag her, or at least try, I will shag her. The latter has no "try" option.
>>25181608
Ehh...
She is like 18 right? Not like 26 or something?
>>25181676
Yeah she's in sixth form, if she was 26 that'd be fucking grim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xXnte2zbsw
>tfw no grimes gf
>>25181693
Oh, well that's basically fine then. So long as she's not sporting a trilby and telling you how her friend's "such a memer" or something.
>inb4 she tells you what a big guy you are
>>25181608
Mate thats dismal. No way I'd shag that kind of nut, she'll latch on to you like a leach.
Is deathlock still in hearthstone meta?
I'm just getting back into and made a variation of my old deck
>>25181747
>such a memer
Haha mate, speaking of that here is her job on Facebook
>>25181764
>she'll latch on to you like a leach.
Kind of hot ngl lad
>tfw you fall asleep in the morning and just wake up
>tfw you're still tired
I want off this ride desu~
>>25181819
>>25181608
>nigga why you babysittin only 2 or 3 memes, I'ma show you how to turn it up a notch
>>25181819
how do I meet these kind of girls
>>25181859
The ride never ends fagget <3
>>25181859
>you will never give tilde the ride of his life
Can't sleep ladm8s but Santa won't visit if I don't force myself to bed.
>>25181990
its not Christmas eve
>>25177104
we almost made a full year
>we're gonna make it guys
>>25180210
are you the lad who did that steak for way too long that one time
>>25181859
>>25181940
IDON'Tknow this feelFAST MOTHERFUCKER. PULL UP IN THE BRITFEEL BLOWIN MEMES MOTHERFUCKER
>Went to sleep at 7AM
>Woke up at 9PM
Just fuck my entire life up.
>>25181819
I just wouldn't have the consitution to get through an afternoon with her. I don't think so anyway.
I wish I had a gf would wanted to watch pretentious films with me and discuss the failings of the West's post-WW2 foreign policy with me. It's a bit niche though. A bf is fine too.
>>25181970
You better be talking piggy backs, lad.
>>25182103
Anon's date please no.
>>25182136
>Just fuck my entire life up.
Sounds bretty fucked up as it is lad.
>>25178567
i have fa in there atm
mummy gives me 40 every month but i always spend it straight away on yugioh cards and csgo keys
>>25175523
GOD
VAPE
MEME
I have found my calling
>>25182222
send me a key la x
>>25181174
>choker
>cummies emoji
abort
>>25181174
fuck off you fucking young normie
FOR FUCKS SAKE
>order 1 month of hair loss meds
>they accidentally send me 6 months instead.
ouch
>>25181174
post more pics of that slag please
>>25181940
Didn't want to hear that senpai
>>25181970
Le-lewd~
>>25182103
I wish I could go as fast as you tbqh lad
>>25182366
Off to bed lad, hopefully this will do
>>25182390
what is she, 16 or what? ffs you young normie
>>25182390
tumblr/10 laddie
>>25182457
GETTING KEKED BY A TUMBLRINA GRIL IS MY FETISH THOUGH
![tumblr_nrnt3j1mOr1uu5fcjo1_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/PLLg1RZ.png "tumblr nrnt3j1mOr1uu5fcjo1 500[1]")
>>25181860
>pool fulla memes then you dive in it
>>25182557
>tfw no tumblrina will feminise and dominate you as a fight against the patriarchy
>>25181174
>>25182390
Who /too old for girls like that/ here?
>>25182768
lel your never too old for girls that mate as long as you can get it up and are in shape you can fuck girls like until your 60
who /givenupontryingforrelationshipsorsexbecauseitjustleadstodissapointment/
here?
do you feel like your serotonin levels are depleted? like your receptors are fucked up? i've never done MDMA in my life and i feel like that
>>25182474
Issued for what?
>>25182868
I've had benzo withdrawal so I know what that feels like
it's unpleasant
>>25182768
too poor for girls like that you mean
money subtracts years and fat from men
>>25181709
>someone made a better version of my OC
>>25183365
when did you make this OC? I had the piano one since 2 months
I got some temporary work at a bar over Christmas, and I think one of the girls there has 'a thing' for me. She keeps fucking messaging me on facebook and sending snapchats to me. I would be okay with this if she wasn't about 200lbs, but she is. She seems to have mistaken my complete lack of social skills for being 'dark and mysterious', and has further interpreted my complete lack of interest in her as playing hard to get. wat do?
>>25178468
Labour been sending me a whole bunch of shit asking me to vote for some paki for mayor. His name is literally Mr Khan. The Tories didnt even bother cos they know theyre gonna win anyway.
>>25183564
couple months aswell tbqh
I love you guys
you're probably destructive to my psyche, but all the best things in life are dangerous
>>25183615
block/delete
>>25177194
Mate, I'm moving from outside London to the centre of Luton. At least Kent is nice. I'm not only going to be lonely and never see my friends but I'm also gonna get mugged and/or stabbed,
Just gotta look to the future innit. Blind fucking hope.
>the suffering will never end
>>25178539
>>25178512
>>25178558
>labour are an anti christian party
> being left wing is anti christian
The Pope is a literal environmentalist and anti-capitalist
I need a way to spot you autismo spergs in real life so I cansmileat you.
>>25183641
He's better than Goldsmith the tory who's never had a proper job in his life and who inherited a 326 million squid fortune from his tory/ Lord family. I prefer citizen khan
Please don't let me be alone
>>25182390
>>25181174
So who is this? Anyone have more pics of her?
>>25185350
SMASHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>25185350
Banging on dat lyke button as hard as I was yo mama last night
G'day mates!
i've come to the conclusion that english and irish girls are much better looking than scottish girls
>>25183840
bloody Luton? that's a strange place to move to mate, it's full of Muslims who demand sharia law. I guess moving to the outskirts of Kent isn't near as bad as Luton.
>>25186032
Hello to prisonislanders, are your barbies all lubed up for shrimp on the beach christmas masterclass?
>>25186105
A Scottish girl
I envy people who can sleep easy
Just got out of bed after trying for nearly 2 fucking hours
Pisses me right off
>>25186858
know the pain mate
going to bed now and i probably wont sleep til atleast 6
>>25186902
It puts me off going to bed, but if I have to wait until I'm falling asleep in my chair, it'll be 10/11am
>>25186832
Bland face, shit tier ass
>tfw working boxing day and 2 days afterwards
I miss NEETlife so much
>>25186832
Even if she were attractive it wouldn't mean anything. Her arse is not good, notice how it bleeds into the thigh instead of having a round definition at the bottom side.
Face is probably bad too judging from the way she's hiding it.
>>25187008
Come join us brother, wagekeking is for the jew
>>25187008
You don't miss it, it's the easiest thing in the world to be NEET.
You make a conscious effort to go to work so don't come here and give us this bullshit about missing NEET life. You choose to be a wageslave.
>>25180249
Sure. It's your teammates fault. Has nothing to do with you
I hear the Silver Elite league is full of top class people who just cannot progress because of their team mates. Has nothing to do with them being a Silver-tier player
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
You (and every other whiner who thinks their teammates are the reason they can't go up in rank) are textbook examples
WHO TF STILL UP????
>>25187904
yeah woke up about an hour ago
>>25188196
>woke up about an hour ago
DO NOT CLICC LIKE DO NOT CLICC LIKE
YALL KNO YOU FINNA SMASH THAT MF LIKE!!!!
i look up to you brits, you guys had a hard life. maybe someday well be friends irl
>>25188319
I bloody hope not.
>>25188319
>>25189191
#wrekt
>>25189191
proper savage af desu senpai
>>25189666
S A T A N I C
A
D
I
S E N S A T I O N AL
T
I
C
girlfriend's off to work and I got until 6 when she gets back all to myself
think I'll take her dog for a walk, pop into town for some last minute christmas bits, watch a movie or two, play some video games
being a neet toyboy is fantastic
>>25189960
>girlfriend
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
how do i get a cute bf /britfeel/?
>>25189960
I bet your GF's a slag, mate.
>>25189960
What will you do when she leaves you?
>>25191286
I can assure you she isn't. Not all women are cock crazed nymphos, a lot of them are very normal and decent humans.
One of the major problems here is that there's a resonance effect when it comes to your ideas of women, you all reinforce each others ideas continuously until you reach the point where all women are the enemy and not to be trusted at all.
As for her specifically, I'm the third guy she's had a serious relationship with, which is pretty good considering she's 26.
>>25191302
I honestly can't see this happening, we're too in love.
>>25191404
>I honestly can't see this happening, we're too in love.
She is going to get bored of supporting you, you get that right. It happens to us all.
>>25191404
Don't give me that bollocks m8 I've been to uni. 99% are slags of the highest order, the 80:20 rule is real.
>>25180672
Huerco s. Good taste lad
>>25191466
>99% are slags
>the 80:20 rule is real
Simply not the case. This is misinformation spread by very bitter individuals.
Girls aren't that bad, if you took the time to get to know you might actually like her.
Who knows, you might even get a relationship one day :o
>>25191693
>giving people false hope
Cruel desu
>>25191466
Not true, you look at the party girls and judge all women based on that. There's an equally large population of female robots who feel the same way that you do.
>>25191739
>female robots
I'm the guy he responded to and even I know this is bullshit. Females are not in the same position as guys when it comes to dating, they are approached and get to make the decision about who it is they date.
The guy has to put work in, and they're never going to be successful if they have this image of a woman as jumping on every dick they can (they could, but the majority refrain).
A female will never be an incel as there is always a more desperate man.
Lads I need help, my best and only friend recently told me that he's been in love with me for the past 5 years.
We've been best mates since year 7 and I don't have any other friends. We see each other about 4-5 times a week.
If we stop hanging out for a couple of months do you think he'll get over it and we can go back to how things used to be? I really don't want to stop being friends with him but I don't know how things can proceed from here.
>>25192047
>opportunity to lose virginity
>whines about it
Get yourself together and bang him mate
>>25192047
How old are you now? When did he decide he's gay?
>>25192078
>>25192115
I'm a grill lads.
>>25192047
Cut off all contact, he's a rotter.
>>25192179
Then go for it you stupid cunt. You've no other friends and this will only strengthen the bond the two of you have.
>>25192177
Then just shag him what's the issue? Waiting for Chad?
>>25192177
epic trolling m8
>>25192177
No girls on the internet mate
Fucking raging lads
>work says I have to work boxing day
>normally get bus, have to be there for 8, holiday bus doesn't start till 10
>they tell me I'll have to get a taxi then
>taxi there and back is more than my days wages
>tell them this, they said they don't care, I have to be there
>nobody I know will drive me because they (rightly so) will be drunk as fuck the night before
Chances of being fired if I just don't turn up lads?
>>25192177
>bragging about keeping guys in the friendzone
You're a terrible person
>>25192325
phone in sick
>>25192325
>taxi there and back is more than my days wages
The fuck, how?
>tell them this, they said they don't care, I have to be there
Check your contract, hat sounds bullshit
going to have lunch with my mummy today, she loves me so
>>25192078
I'm not gay m8, dicks don't do anything for me and he wouldn't make a very good trap.
>>25192115
He said it started when we were in sixth form.
>>25192179
He's not a rotter, he's the only person that I actually look forward to spending time with. I just don't love him in a gay way.
>>25192413
Put the decision back on him. Tell him clearly that you are not gay and there is therefore no chance you will ever be romantically or sexually interested in him.
Then it's his decision, if he can handle that then great, if not then it's down to him to cut off contact rather than you.
>>25192407
Its 20 quid to get there, 20 back although I just realised I could just get the bus back, plus I'd only be working 5 hours and at 8 quid that's what I originally thought I'd be paying.
I'll rephrase it, fuck paying half my days wages to fucking get to work
>>25192413
Then you haven't been friends since sixth form. He's been lusting after you thsi whole time, behind your back. Not hanging out with you because you're pals but so he get his dick touched.
There is nothing for you to go back to. If you continue being friends, he won't stop having feelings for you and will attempt to pursue those feelings time and again. It's over between you.
>>25192457
It's not like that at all though. He's never once tried to flirt with me or anything, its just been a really good close friendship between 2 guys. Pub on a Friday night, going on bike rides, playing games, all normal stuff with no chance of any secret gay undertones.
>>25192441
This is probably the best advice, I'm just worried that he might decide to cut off contact. I don't want to lead him on and make him my gay beta orbiter but I don't want to lose the closest thing I've got to a brother.
>>25192447
If you're on zero hours contract and phone in sick they just won't give you any more work.
If you're on a contract with a minimum hours, they can't give you below that so you'll have no problem phoning in sick, unless they were giving you a decent 40 hour week on a 12 hour contract or something. They can't sack you for being sick.
The best thing to do would be to get a new job, or go on long term sick if they're really as cuntish as you make out. Check your work's policy handbook which you got on your first day, if not check this. https://www.gov.uk/taking-sick-leave
Whatever happens, don't go in. Try to join a union today. If they fuck you over illegally or make working there untenable you can do them for constructive dismissal. If they cut your hours to minimum, go on long term sick.
>>25192562
>join a union
Oh, you're one of those
>>25192547
You're an idiot. You want to go back to just being friends but it hasn't been like that for years.
You only encourage and give him hope.
>>25192447
Ignore all the normie advice mate what you want to do is phone up your boss and threaten him anonymously.
Trust me works 100% of the time
Tfw found out my best friend was coming back home from uni today and he hasn't told me himself. Looks like it's gonna be a lonely Christmas lads.
>>25182227
>death
>isis
>memes
Great
>>25192581
Do you know what unions are for, to you and me, in this day and age?
>>25192325
Is this work important to you? I'd just quit desu
So I was just in another thread that had a fair few fembots in it, why don't we ever get any in britfeel?
Not like I'm complaining though
>>25192707
Trust me, you do.
I like learning how you guys type. It's interesting though I don't know why.
>>25192735
So are you a Brit fembot? Is there such a thing?
>>25179266
Normies its great, i can come out my flat in dalston at 3-4am and its just as busy as during the day and safe as hell
If youre a robot youd get no benefit from this itd just eat into the neet bux F A M A L A M
Posting some comfies
>>25192605
Don't jump to conclusions lad, I go home once or twice a month and have to visit only family or only friends. If I tell my family that I'm coming home on a weekend when I'm visiting friends, they all get arsey because I don't drop by and visit them so I just stopped telling people when I'll be back.
>>25192735
Try running a collation of britfeel posts through this text analysis site, it gives breakdowns on states of mind of the person who wrote the work.
https://watson-pi-demo.mybluemix.net/
I like to compile posts of users on various subreddits and see how depressed they are. Interestingly the red pill sub comes out at 90 percent plus depression for most users. Obviously it's harder to analyse individual users on /r9k/ but you can analyse britfeel as a whole, it usually comes out to 70 percent depression or so, but that has been ramping up in the run up to Christmas.
More comfy pics fampai
>>25192757
There are no females in europe. We only exist in middle-upper class white christian neighborhoods in America and in third world ghettos.
Also I'm not British. I just find cultures !mine interesting.
>>25192757
I think its more bait
>>25192598
Of course I want to go back to how things were, it was brilliant and simple. Now everything's fucked up and complicated.
>>25192814
>I'm not British
>Britfeel
Explain presence and state location.
>>25192880
Korean culture is garbage, so I've learned to appropriate other cultures even though I didn't grow up in them.
>>25192850
Cuddle with him. You might like it. I didn't know I was queer until I shared a bed with my m80 and everything felt bretty good
>>25192919
Oh herro
>>25192919
I'm hearing that. I had to spend a few months in Korea for work. Wanted to end myself by the time it was over.
>>25192919
You people are awful.
Sorry Mr. Robot
>>25193108
Can't get mad at them for telling it like it is m8
Anyone ready for christmas?
I'm just getting this wagecucking day over with and then I'm done.
>>25193166
Not ready at all, I've gotta move out of my flat in the new year and haven't even started packing up the mountain of shit I have to move.
>tfw work at thorntons factory
>get moved to a different line on monday so I couldn't have christmas dinner with people I knew, even though there were plenty of agency on our line to send over instead
>middle aged butch lady who always bullies me tells me "Will you miss us? We won't miss you." and tell her I'll hopefully forget everyone in a few days
>get pissed off with people not quality checking anything so start squashing boxes of chocolates and sending boxes without use by dates on to get shipped off
>have to wake up at half 3 to get to work an hour earlier for our last day
>mfw over slept alarm and decided not to go in and don't bother ringing in
>going in anyway to grab some "employee" discount chocolates
>applying for JSA today
I made it lads, I feel a little sad I couldn't say goodbye to some people who were nice to me there though, not sure if they actually liked me though. I thought I was a hard and efficient worker, but the way some people treated me I felt like I wasn't even worthy enough to turn chocolates over for a living, I'll not miss the job but I'll miss some people, still have 0 (zero) friends though
>go out drinking for the first time in a long time
>one of my friend's friends adds me on normiebook before we go out since he lives nearby and wants somebody to walk to town with
>sure why not
>turns out he's gay but whatever, I don't care
>we have a few drinks in town and he gets drunk
>"You know, anon. You're a lot more handsome in real life, you should really thing like you. I actually thought you werechange that profile picture of yours because it looks no ugly when I added you"
>"Heh, thanks but I don't really use facebook much"
>one of the girls in the group adds "It's true, you do look good"
>"Y-You too"
>feel really warm inside
>woke up this morning
>decide to take their advice and take a new picture of my face since the other one is nearly two years old
>every picture I take looks fucking retarded because I can't fake smile
How do you even take a "selfie" without looking like a retard? Why do normies have so many perfect pictures of themselves?
Normally I wouldn't give a shit but I have absolutely no plans today so I've made it my top priority.
>>25193249
I'm the same. I don't like taking selfies. I prefer candid shots or someone taking a picture with a decent camera.
>>25193249
Missed out there anon, should have had a photo sesh with the bender and the roastie
Who /Kent/ here?
NR
>>25193249
just realised one of the sentences got fucked up there for some reason
>you should really thing like you. I actually thought you were change that profile picture of yours
should be
>you should really change that profile picture of yours, I actually though you were ugly when I added you
>>25193278
Don't really fancy any pokey bum fun to be honest
>>25193298
Kent is pretty great but Danse is top tier if you want to feel safe as fuck.
>>25193304
Didn't mean that kind of session just one that got you a natural looking picture for normie book.
>captcha is 241
maybe I did mean it
>>25193338
Just the thought of asking something like that gives me an overwhelming feeling of anxiety.
>can't get comfy because it's FUCKING 11 DEGREES OUTSIDE
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING CHRISTMAS
>>25193330
Danse is mean to Nick and Kent though.
>>25193363
Even after you'd been drinking?
>>25193380
it's like summer here
>>25193411
The fucking sun is out, what madness is this?!
>>25193411
>>25193419
WHERE'S MY FUCKING SNOW
>>25193392
I don't drink much when I'm out so I don't experience the courage that comes with it.
>>25193382
True but I still like him, especially when he becomes your friend and starts talking about his life.
Wageslaving but boss has finished for Christmas. Doing bare minimum and listening to Christmas tunes.
Literally 2 people in a building and other person thankfully doesn't feel the need to cone to speak to me.
Easily my best day in work ever.
What you all bought your gf for xmas this year lads?
>>25193330
you're not a real robot until you've got Cait with you hating on everything at all timesfucking Irish bitch
>>25193499
>gf
do you know where you are?
>>25193499
A single glove to cover her whole body
>>25193499
Bought her a day at the spa
So I get a day/night free to fuck her sister, not even joking
>>25193580
see you on Jeremy Kyle lad
>>25193569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV_BPDi8Ems
>>25193449
He does have his charms desu.
>>25193471
Sounds super comfy if it's your last day before Xmas.
>>25193759
Half a half day tomorrow so finish at 12.
>>25193774
24 hours to go anon, are you feeling it?
>Go to friendly get-together
>have secret Santa with friends
>get this
>tfw
>>25193831
>console commands
Seems you do a lot of cheating, you shouldn't have a problem famalam
>>25193298
I just want Elder Maxson to be my bf to be perfectly honest
>>25193852
Yeah but how do I use them? And who with?
>>25193831
state the gender of your 'secret santa'
>>25193882
Male.
I'm not a homo so I don't know why he gave me that.He has a girlfriend.
Heard some Chads talking in a pub, going on about how amazing it is to have a wank while sniffing their gf's butthole.
What the fuck is wrong with normies?
>>25193831
>wilko condoms
if you pulled these out she'd leave mate
>>25193914
He gave it to you because he knows you're never gonna use it
#banter
Seriously though he mugged you off, bet you even said thanks lmao
>>25193831
You're going to try having a wank with that gel aren't you?
Sad mate.
>>25194170
Nowt wrong with a posh wank, lad.
Just don't be making a habit of it. You won't be able to go back.
Started having pokey bum wanks recently, you know, giving the prostate a little tickle.
Now there's no excitement left in wanking without something rammed up my arse.
Don't make the same mistake I did lads, once you find out how to stimulate your prostate you will never go back. With great power comes great responsibility.
>been posting on 4chan since 07
>getting told 'leave normie' by some raging newfag cancer who isn't even a legal adult yet
>tfw no christmas cake nippon gf who will mother me and be the breadwinner while I service her after work and massage her feet
not much point in being alive anymore
Is it safe to reheat chicken from an indian the day after? My Dad says it is fine and he does it all the time but I don't want to be ill over christmas.
>>25194413
Did you put it in the fridge within an hour or so of getting it?
gona join the army lads
>>25194426
More or less yes.
Origami comment.
>>25194334
Don't understand why "christmas cake" (fruit cake with icing) is so popular. The filling isn't that nice.
>>25194460
None of it tastes nice, that's why I bought a chocolate orange cake and they can like it or bloody well leave it.
>>25193499
The jinx DVD set and a selection of herbal teas
>worked a part time nightshift warehouse job since early November
>2.5 hour commute each way combined with 12 hour shifts meant I just existed
>missed my usual work nights out, birthdays, a wedding, meetups, everything leading up to Christmas
>last shift finished this morning
I'm just up and I have no idea what to do. Finished watching the other half of Wuthering heights I started 3 fucking weeks ago.
I spent so long just getting up, washing and feeding myself then leaving. No responsibility except getting to work on time. What did I do before this? I feel like it's a chance to start fresh, especially with the freshly accrued 3 grand.
>>25177270
Paisley. I moved there because of uni, and now it's ruined my perspective on rent. Probably one of the cheapest places in the country.
>>25194513
calm down Mark
>>25194445
Should be fine, cooking kills all the bacteria and keeping it cool prevents any growing back. Make sure it's piping hot and you've given it a good stir whilst reheating it.
How it's Made marathon on Quest, if you're interested.
Love seeing this shit.
Does buying a hip flask make me more of an alkie lads?
>>25194657
aye. just fill up a 500 mil bottle with what you need during the day
>>25177104
Just woke up, raining, ripped a bong, just cooked myself sausage, bacon and egg roll. Got work tonight at 6 but im re watching lost and i feel happy for once, i also got a ticket to a NYE event so yeh feeling kinda okay
>>25194657
Depends how much alcohol the flask can hold.
>>25194708
>re watching lost and i feel happy for once
Clearly not watching the final season
>>25194727
Ahah no starting from the start like season one lol
>>25194659
If I was drinking half a litre doing neet challenges I'd be getting worse, I'm more thinking it'll save a few quid instead of going to the pub to take the edge off I'll just have a nip and be on my way.
>>25194721
8oz so about 200ml
>>25194738
You're setting yourself up for a fall there m9
>>25194749
That's nothing, that's what? 5 shots?
>>25194657
got an 8 oz hip flask delivered from amazon yesterday - told my dad it was a book. does that answer your question?
>>25194770
just over 8 shots senpai
Do I belong here?
>I've had several girlfriends through my life
>I've been told I'm a handsome guy by several people
>I'm quite /fit/
>I have a decent paying job
>Had sex 33 times (yes, I keep track)
>Have around 15 close friends that I keep in regular contact with
Now for the plot twist
I feel absolutely nothing. I haven't felt normal for more than 10 years, I keep trying and trying but nothing is happening, I'm waiting for it to happen, for that snap where my brain says "everything is ok" but it never comes.
I feel nothing for my friends. At the risk of sounding edgy, I look at them with disdain most of the time, I don't even know why I became friends with them, I genuinely can't remember what it was that said or did in order to become part of their group. Nothing excites me anymore, I can't remember the last time I looked forward to something.
The quote from American Psycho has always struck a chord with me "And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable. I simply am not there"
Again, some of you might just dismiss this as an edgy post but man, life is fucking boring. I keep asking myself "is this it?". I think I'm having an existential crisis. I haven't been lurking britfeel for long but it seems like some of you feel the same.
>>25194783
Which one did you get, do you like it?
>>25194792
>Do I belong here?
>new poster
>good looking
>has had sex
>has lots of friends
>has regular contact with these friends
you should go to /int/
>>25194801
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00OT6GU7S?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00
It looks nice in my opinion. Regarding quality - bit tinny and the lid clasp is plastic, but it does the job and it was cheap.
>>25194792
FONT
>>25194847
That's the exact one I was looking at! Sounds like the same build quality as the cheap ones, I wonder why they don't make ones with a metal clasp.
Does it leak?
Why is the /int/ Brit thread so uncomfy
I'm too normie to be here and yet I like posting here so much more
PAKIS OUT
oc
>>25194912
>That's the exact one I was looking at!
Same robot / autist thought processes.. It holds my homemade sloe gin very well with no leakage desu.
>>25194962
So keep posting just don't go on about your mates and gf.
>>25194969
It has good reviews and was a step up in price, I thought it would be better quality, glad to hear no leaks, going to take the plunge.
Morning everyone~
Haven't eaten anything for a while now, should probably do something about that desu
>>25194962
Because most of the posts are vapid shitposts and the threads go too quickly for any conversations to actually take place so there isn't really a sense of community.
>>25194986
will you die before christmas for me
>>25194986
>Morning
Where the fuck do you live?
>>25194986
>Haven't eaten anything for a while now, should probably do something about that desu
nah lad you shouldn't.
>>25194986
How much do ya weigh, Tildeanon~
Maybe you should focus on that and caloric intake rather than just wondering when you should eat.
>>25195037
Firmly wedged up his own ass
wagecucks how much are you saving per month? i save 250 but it feels a bit insignificant
>tfw normie friends who take everything for granted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7PzH-vJupw
>>25195069
About 500 quid usually, I've saved less recently because of buying Christmas presents.
Don't really know why I save tbqh, i don't like going on holiday, don't want/need a car. I just like seeing the numbers in my bank account increase.
fuck it, I'm doing it, I've fucking had enough
it has been a pleasure posting with you lads in britfeel but I can't keep living like this anymore, my life is a fucking misery
goodbye and take care
>>25195133take some pakis with you desu
>>25195133
See you later alligator.
>>25195133
Have a mince pie lad and cheer up. Soon be a new year to rape your way through!
>>25195069
about 1500 GBP monthly - but the trade off is i live with my dad and have no life
>>25195133take some tripfags with you desu
>>25195133
It's been an honour shitposting with you
>>25195133
god speed desu senpai; can't say i blame you
Getting a cat lads, hope it gets on with the dog
>>25195133
see you in a few hours
>>25195133
Don't let your memes be dreams, kill yourself faggot
>>25195165please do desu senpai
>>25195037
I didn't notice it was the afternoon when I woke up~
>>25195062
I don't really want to reveal my weight but my bmi is lower than15
>>25195133
God speed my child.
i was sexually abused by a member of my dads family but he's a mason and nothing would happen
i want to swallow a shotgun
>>25195239
>le Mason meme
Just report him
>>25195231
>bmi is lower than 15
Jesus christ.
Are you full necromonicon skelly tier? Post your wrists and arms
>>25195253
lol xd yeah it definitely works that way
not like ive been abused by syetems before or anythign haha
>>25195200
Why would you do that to your dog?
>>25195273
Dog is lonely because I work a lot
>>25195231
Go eat some food you stupid fuck, also post pics of your ribcage
>>25195266
>>25195304
I don't really want to post pictures since I am quite ashamed of how I look~
>>25193852
>>25193882
>>25194001
>>25194170
I should mention this guy is also a horse fucker and the gift came with mlp rule 34 he drew "just for me."
>>25195334
so you should be you freak
>>25195231
you not offed yourself yet?
This was a nice comfy thread until that fucking tripfag appeared
>>25195462
he's not the problem. it's the spackers who won't filter him
>hottest winter on record
>this means we are due a ridiculously hot summer
Panic
I am not ready
>>25195503
i like insulting it
Trying to buy a house, everyone in the chain wanted to be done before Xmas but some baby boomer couple at the top of the chain are holding everything up saying everyone will move only when they're ready. Don't care that I'm now out of my flat or everyone else is packed, it's got to happen on their time line.
Why are baby boomers such cunts to everyone, they call us the me generation, old people are the most entitled in the country.
>>25195503
Of course he is the problem, he comes on here bleating about his problems, refuses to do anything about them and then dishes out advice like he is Dear Deirdre. Absolute top tier faggotry.
>>25195560
Good job I'm gonna be fuckin ripped this summer then
>walk around everywhere with no shirt
>bitches gonna 'mire
>spaghetti as soon as I open my mouth
Still gonna try though
>>25195560
Hit gumtree for air conditioners while it's winter senpai
>>25195568
>it
edgy
>>25195609
so like everyone else in the thread?
if people filtered him we wouldn't have to deal with this fucking shit every time.
>>25195649
It's up to everyone else to deal with him instead of him sorting his shit out? That's poleaboo logic, everyone else is the problem.
>>25195628
anyone remember that gumtree meme?
>>25195688
I didn't say that you mouthbreather
everyone in this thread complains about muh depression, muh anxiety, muh obesity, muh alcoholism. And nobody ever criticises them for it. This whole fucking thread is for people who have given up on their lives. Complaining exclusively about him doing it is just fucking stupid. and he posted the other day that he was going to try therapy iirc
It's a lot easier if the small handful of autists who derail every thread he posts in filter him
>>25195560
NOOOO
FUCKING HELL I COULDNT MANAGE THOSE COUPLE DAYS OF HEATWAVE WE GOT THIS YEAR
>>25195133
if only you were a tripfag
>>25195560
Weren't we supposed to have some "mini ice age" or some shit? What a load of bollocks.yfw its the zog chemtrails environmentally conditioning europe for african colonisation
>>25195765
You're the mouthbreather for saying that the many should accomodate the one tripfag
>>25195808
>the many
most people here are indifferent to tilde or like him
>>25195801
>Belittling chemtrails
I hope you're getting paid for this.
>>25195821
>most people here are indifferent to tilde or like him
how do you know this?
>>25195824
>he believes in chemtrails
>>25195821
>>25195831
Tilde is objectively disgusting
>>25195291
dog is faggot
>She doesn't even know I exist
Just kill me lads
>>25195842
Enjoy your submission I guess.
>>25195821
>>25195831
>>25195846
> implying tildefag isn't a complete fabrication by some attention seeking normie
No pics, no proof, it's all made up. It's like a less believable poleaboo. Less entertaining, too.
>>25195831
Strawpolls, the fact that most of his posts go ignored except for two of three spackers who want to derail the thread, people often post that they like him
>>25181174
>>25182390
>I will never fuck her tight fishy pussy with my circumcised Penis
>>25195876
>less believable poleaboo
Yeah because a paki who's banned from the internet for filming Polish girls pooing and is now trying to hack their facebook is pretty legit.
>>25195874
>HE'S NOT BEING IRONIC
>>25195883
>circumcised
Ree.
My banana is bruised and has gone all black and mushy also my kettle has brokem
What a shit day
>>25195876
nah can confirm tilde is legit from our skype conversations
>>25195821
This is fucking wrong.
He's literally underaged and RPs on facebook, the worst kind of attention seeking tripfag too.
Most of us wish he'd just fuck off and/or die.
>>25195842
>Tfw no Chaser game threads
>when your dad doesn't understand lad banter and think the picture on facebook of you with a mate's dick in your mouth is proof that you go to gay romp parties and he threatens to kick you out the house
merry christmas
I somehow owe 600 british quids council tax...what do lads?
>>25195920
why don't you just filter him then?
you seem more autistic than him desu senpai
>>25195904
i hate to be cut, you dont need to tell me how much it sucks
circumcision is one of the main triggers of my mental illnesses so it ruined my life.
>>25195953
put your trip back on faggot
tripfags ruin generals
>>25178567
1,345
Do you lads use a piggy bank for spare change?
Managed to scrape up 63 quid over the course of this year in loose change
The butterfly effect 2 and 3
Anyone seen them?
More importantly are they any good?
>>25195963
for the sake of the general just fucking filter him
you're the ones ruining it
Bloody hell lads I can get a new phone, really want an iPhone but there's a little niggle at the back of my head telling me that would be retarded.
Should I do it or stick with a samsung/sony phone?
>>25196004
nah he's a little attention seeking twat that want's to be a celebrity
so long as he posts here I'm going to remind him what a pathetic little melt he is
>>25195944
Change your name
>>25195981
Yeah, got about 20GBP in a small pot. Nothing over 50p in there, and it's fairly weighty.
Then there's 8231.17 in my bank. Gonna buy a house one day. No idea what I'll do with all that space. I could fit my life comfortably in a studio flat.
>>25195853
I would love to bury her head in the dirt and donkey punch her whilst I bareback her asshole, depending on her voice the screams would be a turn on/off
>>25196016
all smartphones are toys anyways. even the nexus 5 (i have one) is a broken piece of shit software wise. just get whatever you like. use a desktop PC/laptop for serious work.
>>25196004
He behaves the same way as the female in a group of guys, always wanting to be the center of attention.
There is no reason to use a tripcode here. He should just leave.
>>25196043
I like to use my phone for playing games and browsing 4chan during work.
Android a bit better for 4chan since you can get dedicated apps for it but I think iOS has better app performance/support when it comes to games and shit.
Also more freedom to pop on the odd anime I download if I want to, not sure you can do that with an iPhone.
>>25196062
he was asked to use a tripcode specifically so people could filter him
>>25195981
I have a change drawer in my desk, every time I feel like I have too much change I empty my wallet/pockets and put it all in the drawer. It can be anything from shrapnel to pound coins.
In January I tip the drawer out on the floor and pay my little brother a quid to count it all out for me. Last year I had 54 quid, I usually just spend it on a new game or something nice for myself.
>>25196090
He wasn't asked, please stop saying this.
He just started doing it because people were copying the ~ he does.
>>25196071
now this is just my opinion but i think all, really all 4chan apps fucking suck. stick to the actual website. except if you have an absolute SHIT TIER phone which can't handle the website.
i used to browse the desktop version on my galaxy S2 with 4chan X. best experience ever, the old version of opera mobile was the only browser which could run local java scripts. too bad they dropped it
pic related
>this was almost 3 years ago
damn
>>25180229
isn't this basically the entire plot of Fresh Meat
>>25196110
I've been using Clover and I find it much nicer than browsing the mobile site.
>>25196106
nah he really was asked. there would be a couple posts per thread about it.
>>25196110
clover's good if you're on android
>>25196130
>>25196135
the website is still better because clover, like any other app, lacks crucial features. except if you're too fat to tap the small elements on the screen maybe.
>>25196131
He wasn't asked. I checked the archive when this was first brought up after it came to light that he was 17 and roleplaying on facebook.
Literally nobody cared, we were just taking the piss out of him and he gets butthurt about it because he's not unique anymore.
He's a child and shouldn't post here.
>>25182227
>THE END
>DRUGS
>REGRET
sends well
God rest ye merry, gentlemen
Let nothing you dismay
Remember, Christ, our Saviour
Was born on Christmas day
To save us all from Satan's power
When we were gone astray
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy
In Bethlehem, in Israel,
This blessed Babe was born
And laid within a manger
Upon this blessed morn
The which His Mother Mary
Did nothing take in scorn
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy
From God our Heavenly Father
A blessed Angel came;
And unto certain Shepherds
Brought tidings of the same:
How that in Bethlehem was born
The Son of God by Name.
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy
"Fear not then," said the Angel,
"Let nothing you affright,
This day is born a Saviour
Of a pure Virgin bright,
To free all those who trust in Him
From Satan's power and might."
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy
The shepherds at those tidings
Rejoiced much in mind,
And left their flocks a-feeding
In tempest, storm and wind:
And went to Bethlehem straightway
The Son of God to find.
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy
And when they came to Bethlehem
Where our dear Saviour lay,
They found Him in a manger,
Where oxen feed on hay;
His Mother Mary kneeling down,
Unto the Lord did pray.
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy
Now to the Lord sing praises,
All you within this place,
And with true love and brotherhood
Each other now embrace;
This holy tide of Christmas
All other doth deface.
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy
>>25196131
His constant use of the tilde and avatar get a pass with you as well?
>>25196167
Shut the fuck up cunt I'll stab yer maw
>>25195956
I'll let you play with my foreskin famicon, as-long as you suck on my toes and asshole too.
lately I've been recording myself cumming in 1080p and then wanking to it the next day
>>25193831
>wilko condoms
o i am laffin
Hate my family desu, I cannot stand this time of year
>>25196178
I fucking work my memes hard and this is the thanks I get?
Stab her you fucking munter I bet you she slaps you down and out before you can count to 0.5
>>25193831
Is it bad that I know those commands are from Fallout?
>>25196155
Yes he was you spacker
https://desustorage.org/r9k/search/text/tripcode/page/8/
post: 24395896
That was just from skimming the archives too
>>25196175
we have lots of avatarfags anyway so it doesn't bother me. I don't know how a tilde would annoy you desu
>>25196251
>Knowing commands for the most popular game of the year
No senpai.
>>25196210
I dunno mate, I've got a pretty impressive cock I could just stab her with that instead then I'd be your dad
>>25196251
No. Because it says Fallout 4 on the sheet of paper.
I seriously can't be fucked to gather components for each and every settlement just to make shit from an awkward to use settlement system.
So I cheat it in. I have no time to scavenge for shit.
>tfw going to miss the next 4 days of /britfeel/ because christmas
>tfw have to see my aunt who recently took me and my sister off the will and is leaving everything to my dad, who will probably croak before she does, still haven't cashed in or thanked her for birthday cheque
>>25196259
>I don't know how a tilde would annoy you
Gimmickfags usually get a pass because they're entertaining unlike this underaged shitcunt
>>25196279
I do the same thing senpai, I also build massive death towers that look like cocks but lets not get into that
>>25196259
>phrase not found
nice try
http://strawpoll.me/6346528
new thread can be found here right here lads innit
>>25196364
>>25196364
>>25196364
>>25196259
>quoted post doesn't even exist
This is more proof that nobody wants you here, so fuck off.
>>25193994
that sounds fucking belter tho, might try that with me favourite prozzy next time i see her
>>25181608
>>25181608
>>25181608
SOOOOO HAS ANYONE FOUND OUT WHO THIS IS YET OR CAN POST MORE PICS OF HER???
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