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just two days left edition
just want to die desu
>>25196364
Why is it not cold enough?
Time to do the Christmas shopping lads, wish me luck.
http://strawpoll.me/6346528 blox
what happens to you in two days?
>Poleaboo had a row with his youngest sisters, they wanted him off the PS4 so they could watch TV in the living room
>They brought up how mum only sides with him out of pity again
>Poleaboo is happy to take a job anywhere in the country if someone could hook him up
>Eaten nothing but penguins for the last week
Living the dream
>>25196451
No one will ever hook you up with a job, abandon all hope.
>>25196451
Even London? Must be dire times.
>>25196451
Why not reapply to uni, just don't film anyone pooing this time.
>>25196451
why dont you just kill yourself already?
oc
>>25196451
Stop asking people to 'hook you up'. No one here is ever going to hook you up, we are fucking robots. Fucking apply to jobs you retard.
It's actually not ribena posting for once btw so he won't reply and I'm off to the gym so I can't relay his replies
>>25196451
fuck off filthy paki
comment
>>25196451
>apply to jobs
>save money for tv
>get own tv in room
>move ps4 into room
Problem solved you stupid paki.
>>25196364
Got a chest infection, feel like shit, still have few presents to buy and my nieces and nephews are staying the weekend and I hate kids. Fuck christmas and all it stands for.
>>25196505
I'm glad he can't reply, as he'd say is 'not my fault'.
Who ready for /britfeel wankered wednesday/ here?
A nice tradition we should carry on.
Anyone know if you can pop your own media files on iPhones or does it cuck you into doing everything through iTunes?
So who's gonna be on here on Christmas?
>>25196532
Mate, my wankered Wednesday started at 10:45 this morning. I've only been pacing myself because I have to wrap presents and make calls.thats all done now :^D
>>25196553
I won't have access to my computer so I'll be phoneposting.
I only just woke up an hour ago.
>>25196532
Bro I just woke up after getting shitfaced last night. I didn't get to bed until half 8. I was planning on doing wankered Wednesday with rest of britfeel but I dunno if my legs can carry me to Tesco to buy more booze.
I LITERALLY have to go to work in an hour. Fuck.
I'm thinking about eating my girlfriend's teddy bears so she'll break up with me
>>25196576
at least I won't be alone
>>25196608
Why do you want her to break up with you senpai?
mummy is saying if i don't get a job by february she is going to kick me out
she just took my console out of my room and put them in the attic, she said the pc would be next but she is letting me keep it for job hunting.
should i an hero?
>>25196630
Keeps interfering with my shitposting
>>25196612
/v/'s always funny on Christmas day because it's full of kids talking about what games mum and dad have bought them.
>>25196633
>forces you into this world
>wants to force you out
Fucking sociopath
>>25196633
>should i an hero?
Yes mate. That was first thing I thought when I began reading your post. If you kill yourself you'll show her whose boss.
>>25196638
I haven't been on /v/ in years now cause it was getting really shit desu
How much do you guys jack off? is once every 3 days too much?
>>25196663
Mate I do it once every 3 hours
>>25196663
I normally do about 5 a day on average.
>>25196663
> is once every 3 days too much?
I'm like twice daily. Though i'm forever-alone, so that's probably a factor.
>>25196663
3/4 times a day. Can't even get fully hard anymore without seeing a pale white girl taking a BBC.
>>25196663
Sometimes 2-3 times a day, sometimes I can go weeks without. Depends how I feel
I really want one of those Hoisin Duck wraps from Tesco and a bottle of Lucozade but Tesco is like a 15 minute walk away and outside is full of chavs so dunno what to do desu senpai
Would anyone legitimately be up for a suicide pact?
Genuinely hopeful for 2016 lads, I really think it's gonna be good.
>weight lifted and got to 130 pounds
>stopped to focus on school
>eating got all fucked up
>hop on the scales today
>119 lbs
doomed to be hungry skeleton for life
>>25196763
I'm not, lots of good stuff is going on where I work but I'm convinced I'm gonna get nothing but shit dumped on me.
>>25196642
i did get a job mate, three. i worked at starbucks, a different local coffee shop and a warehouse. all three jobs made me want to kill myself. i quit all of them as i would have offed myself if i didn't.
>>25196659
not really sure what else to do in this situation. working again will make me want to kill myself, i know that.
>>25196750
Make it a murder suicide, just not sure who you should take with you.
>>25196789
Just do it senpai. Their loss ain't it? You'll be dead so you literally don't give a fuck and those poor pricks will have to go to a funeral and shit lol.
>>25196800
I would take some chavs with me if I did that desu
The problem is that makes it a lot more effort and I am barely motivated enough to successfully kill myself, let alone as many chavs as I could take down on the way out.
who else here has a pathological wanking addiction?
>>25196680
>>25196698
>>25196684
>>25196698
unhealthy enjoy never being able to get hard if you ever meet an average girl
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35162700
>That last caller
fucking lol
>>25196865
>implying I don't just think of the sick things in my head to make me hard with a girl
Haha are you gay?
>>25196867
In Mexico cartel enforcers dress as policemen. When they 'arrest' you, you are taken into the wild and murdered.
>>25196865
>having sex with average girls
>any year
>get crazy drunk and cut my arms up for people to find me
who mischief here?
>>25196865
>he thinks im straight
weyyyyyyyyyy
Mummy bought profiteroles
>>25196906
Are you an heroing mate?
Do you think you could do it on Parascope? I'm thinking about doing mine on Parascope for /britfeel/ but I'm unsure how to pull it off properly so we appreciate it if you are going to kill yourself taking Patascope for a test run for me first?
>>25196934
Nah just causing normies as much stress as possible around christmas, looks dramatic without doing me much harm lad.
>>25196763
y-yes family member! we are going to make it!
r-right?
whats google doing with new captcha? cant they just take over the world already its pretty boring right now
Going to Tesco lads, anyone want anything?
>>25197024
yea you to fuck off
>>25181608
>>25181608
>>25181608
SOOOO HAS ANYONE FOUND OUT WHO THIS IS, OR CAN ANYONE POST MORE PICS OF HER???
>>25197024
>changes his trip to avoid my filter
piece of autistic shit
fucking die nobody wants you here or likes you
not even your parents love you just kill yourself
>>25197024
Headlight fluid, don't leave Tesco until you find it
how the fuck do you set up the 4chan x tripcode filter lads
no matter if i enter the tripcode just like that, or with /tripcode/, or /^tripcode/ or /^!tripcode/ it just doesn't fucking work
>tfw ordering pizza
>tfw miss having gf when I would read out all the different pizzas and their toppings to her so she could decide what she would have
>>25197024
Just have a wee rest in the road Tilde, I know you're tired
>>25197084
headlights don't use fluid, silly goose
Guys I need help with my pizza order, so far I've got
>1 Mexican pizza
>8 Mozzarella sticks
>3 dips
>2 cans of Fanta (part of the deal)
>1 big bottle of Tango
I feel like I am missing something though...
>>25197057
I want to see Kirie take black cock
>>25197246
Need some chips in there mate
>>25197246
Was gonna say you missed off a massive coronary, but from the look of that list, it's coming straight for you.
>>25197213
>he doesn't have hydraulic headlights
This isn't 1970 anymore mate.
>>25197271
Sometimes I get wedges but they'l fill me up too much
>>25197285
lel I'm a skelly, come at me fat boi
>>25197278
lel I'm a skelly, come at me fat boi
lol sorry for misquote >>25197285
>>25197285
>he doesn't run his car on memes
>>25197314
You misquoted because of your fat fingers trying to use a mouse and keyboard.
>go on /lgbt/
>"hey guys, life isn't that bad"
>"FUCK OFF"
these people are nuts
/r/ing poleaboo's poo vids and his email facebook phishing thing
>>25197314
You don't need to be fat to get that, unhealthy diet alone is enough.
>>25197338
LOL
Okay so here if the final order, let me know if you can think of anything else before I hit go
>1 Mexican pizza
>8 Mozzerella sticks
>5 onion rings
>2 cream cheese jalapeons
>5 dips (2x garlic mayo, 1x sour cream and chives, 1x bbq, 1x garlic & herb)
>2 cans of fanta
>1 bottle of Tango
I'd say we're good to go?
>>25196364
Going to the cinema with a girl lads. Life's good.
Anyone have any tips?
> inb4 normie reee
>>25197387
>Soft drinks
Otherwise pretty good.
>>25197071
Please help me lad: >>25197102
I fucking hate tildeanon too because I find him extremely disgusting
>>25197427
I'm hungover so I need some of that sweet sugar
>>25197457
Enjoy oxidating faster than a methhead
>>25197474
What does oxidating mean?
>>25197387
Good shout on the onion rings
>>25197474
>le A level physics man
>>25197387
Need some chicken or something Aswell lad, too carby all that
>>25197484
>>25197513
>what is oxidative stress
>what are anti oxidants
>what are shitty foods that increase oxidative stress
I'm very sure that unhealthy foods aren't actually unhealthy
>>25197429
settings in bottom right
expand filters
add his tripcode
>>25197547
Yes. Literally what are all of those things?
>>25197484
loosing an electron
>>25197613
Isn't that what plants crave?
Can't decide between watching Idiocracy or Rape Zombie: Lust of The Dead
>job interview at amf bowling
Is it even worth going?
>>25197412
Bump I am shitting myself haven't had female cintact since like April
>>25197602
>settings in bottom right
i don't see anything there, i said i was using 4chan x not sure if you fucking read that lad.
>>25197679
That man is fat and pink.
>>25197700
ham king is the pinnacle of human fitness
>>25197412
>>25197680
>buy popcorn
>cut a hole in the bottom
>set it on your lap during film
>insert erect penis through hole
>offer her some popcorn
>???
>profit
>>25197699
try not being such a faggot and learn how to use 4chan
>>25197713
lad my dick isn't big enough and I think I have phimosis
>>25197726
well tell me what the FUCK i'm supposed to do different then for fucks sake, pic related this shit doesnt fucking work. when I fucking enter /^!/ it filters EVERY tripfag but i oonly want that fucking disgusting piece of shit aka Tildeanon to be fucking filtered. BY HIS TRIP, not name.
every FUCKING gorethread is less disgusting than tildeanon.
>>25197731
Just jizz on her during the film then and record it then make gifs and post them on /gif/ /creep/
>>25196480
How will he learn to poo in loo then?
>>25197731
you should take yourself out of the gene pool
>>25196364
Failed my driving test for one mistake today lads. It's gunna be a shit christmas.
>>25197750
>>25197758
Noted. I'll try my best lads.
Lads, it seems that now theres only barley robinsons or no added sugar robinsins, what happened to the normal one? (Basing this off the tesco website and what mum says she saw in store)
>>25197412
What film
Just hold her hand during a tense/spooky part, that's about all you can do in a cinema. And make some nice conversation while sat there during the trailers.
>>25197777
If you haven't talked to a girl since April, how did you end up going to the cinema with one?cause I want to know your ways
>>25197680
Try not to spluge
>Don't overjerk your film opinions afterwards
>Don't worry too much how you're sitting/acting during the film
etc
>>25197761
Should've done it in an automatic
>>25197731
Actual advice coming through!
Try to stretch the foreskin past your head you twat, look up guides etc, if you cant go to a doctor, if your penis is over 5 inches youll be ok, if its not then bee urself :^)
>>25197787
Spectre lad. Tbh I can chat shit but not so good with contact.
This could go horribly or slightly less horribly. Updates when I get back
>>25197761
>tfw not a good driver but passed with no minors
Since I've had to hand my licence in due to alcohol/drug misuse.
I'm getting it back soon though.
>>25197726
>hur dur learn how to use 4chan
>even though there's nothing to learn because the documentation of the fucking extension is incomplete
yeah how about you learn chinese without any access to any information, research or anything about the language at all? fucking retard.
>>25197818
Going in an auto probably would not have made a difference, got failed for observations on a mini roundabout.
>>25197818
1.this isn't america
2.then he would only be allowed to drive an automatic
3.who the fuck wants to drive an automatic
>>25197846
Scumbag chav asbo alert!
Reply with "cull the filthy goblins" to never get hit by a drink driving chav!
>>25197801
>>25197793
>>25197822
I accidentally pulled it back wanking before and I have phantom pain thinking about it
I have no opinion about any film ever I'll just chat shit it usually works. I've been talking to her for ages but last time I kissed a girl I just liked her photos on facebook until she messaged me. Then I went for a walk with her and kissed for a bit.
Nit sure how I manage it. I think im just lucky
>>25197835
Yeah good film choice.
You'll be fine m8 girls aren't that scary, the hard part is getting to the point they'd be willing to go to cinema with you, it's plain sailing from here on as long as you have a the minimal amount of common sense
>>25197713
does this happen in real life?
what is the outcome meant to be?
>>25197868
hehe I'm not a chav, just saying it depends more on the mood of your examiner most of the time, book a test for friday morning and you'll pass easily because they are looking forward to the weekend.
>>25197846
Hope you do man, not being able to drive is so shit. It takes more than an hour to get to work everyday.
Internet's getting turned off tonight m8s. Don't wanna go quietly into the night desu.
>>25197850
>spoonfeeding
Its not rocket science, i figured it out all by myself, mummy didnt even give me permission
>>25197699
fcking hell mate he was trying to help, drop the attitude
>>25197868
cull the filthy goblins now desu senpai
>>25197896
I live in a small market town, any job I could get would require a car so I need it, should have it back mid-January, I've handed in the forms and stuff.
What I wonder is if when applying for insurance and it asks when you got your licence I have to put just now or 6 years ago when I originally got it.
>>25197891
Those are wise words anon, I'm going to get right back on the saddle and book another. Its just so discouraging when you do so much right and you still fail.
>>25197909
but he fucking didnt, i fucking said i was using 4chan x, not the goddam built in extension. if you fucking ask on /g/ how to root your android smartphone and I explain how to jailbreak an iphone would you also apreciate the advice? shit like that is fucking annoying
>>25197905
yeah that's because you fucking use the built in extension, not fucking 4chan X. given your shitty reading comprehension skills i doubt you'd be able to figure shit like that out. i tried all possible combinations of the given characters and the tripcode now and none of it fucking worked, the only thing i can get to work is having ALL tripcode filtered.
>>25197934
I think if you have been banned you have to put the date for the new one.
>>25197889
Yea mate it is the oldest trick in the book.
She goes in for a handful of popcorn then grabs your dick by mistake and starts wanking it. Then you end up with extra salty extra buttery popcorn. I do it instead of bringing my own butter to the cinema now.
>tfw no robots to chill with during these lonely times.
>>25197948
youve got a shit personality, why do you get so angry. get help
>>25197822
>>25197731
>tfw got circumcised for phimosis as a child even though you can outgrow circumcision just like that
i hope i get shot into the head. i really fucking do i swear to god.
>>25197957
av just seen some bitch claim to be punk rock on Instagram whilst wearing a mayday parade top
mad
>>25197979
>i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LOxeu3XxkU
>>25197979
Was it like a religious thing? I don't understand why someone would do that.
>>25198026
>Was it like a religious thing?
your question is answered after reading the first 5 words of the post. how can you have this shitty reading comprehension skills?
>>25198009
PULL UP ON A NIGGA LIKE
WHAT THE FUCK A NIGGA DOIN
>>25198026
yeah he's a paki
PAKlS OUT
oc
theres like one angry guy in here mouthing off ruining the traditional britfeel vibe. you know who you are, please do one
>>25198026
No, the same thing happened to me due to phimosis. It's mainly because the doctors are too retarded to see that it can eventually be fixed without circumcision. Probably going to an hero because of it.
>>25198049
I guess I was paying more attention to Pointless.
Retail at christmas is a nightmare, I think i'm too old for it, it's a young man's game and i'm 29. 13k taken by 4:30 and not a second not serving someone and giftwrapping something overpriced.
On the plus side I didn't have to deal with the idiots that wander in on the 23rd of December and can't comprehend how stuff is sold out.
>>25198080
>faggots attempt to troll me into the most painful suicide known to mankind
>complain that i fight back
u fken w00033333t light emitting diode?
r8 din dins m8s
>>25198190
cheap plebian shit tier foods/10
>>25198190
noice
10/10
>>25198204
Go eat a pheasant Gabriel
>>25198190
Thought you'd get a bigger pizza desu.
>>25198190
looks good
I'm hungry
>>25198190
dem mozzarella sticks
dem fantas
Fuck this diet.
>>25198190
What's on the pizza? Looks like mayo.
>>25198264
Nah bruv it's cheese, spicy chicken, jalapeons, peppers and >pineapple
>>25198288
>pineapple
>peppers
Fucking grim. Other three are spot on though, so overall it gets a 6/10.
Any of you poor sods got a Christmas day jobseekers appointment?
It's no wonder the people who work there hate it more than the NEETs with schedules like that.
going out tonight for some beers with my 'friends' that i haven't seen in over 3 months. feeling pretty anxious lads
>tfw slow-cooking christmas meats in the oven right now and the smell is just insanely good.
Christmas gunna be gud dis year.
>>25198248
diets are literally a meme all you need to do is exercise and you can eat what you want
>>25198386
There is no such thing mate, they are closed all christmas.
>>25197679
Would rather we hung fatties
>pull up on Mary-Ann in midnight purple ferrari
>bitch still don't want me
what the fuck lads?
>>25198470
No they're not, carbohydrate-dense diets are worse than diets that exclude carbohydrates at burning fat.
There's also the fact that calorie deficit diets are required to lose weight, you can exercise as much as you can, but 90% of weight loss is from changing your diet.
>>25198516
It's cause even that dumb bitch knows that's the entry level 'rari and you still rocking those stock wheels. Step your game up kid.
>>25198586
but all, literally aaaaall custom wheels suck. they either got hugeass tires so it looks hideous or the wheels themselves look shit. also tried pullin up in veyron infront of her but she didn't seem impressed. nigga i even pulled up in a CARGOBOB infronta her.
>>25197952
I wasn't banned I surrendered it.
Apparently it is a lot easier to get it back than if you are banned.
test 21324t24tf
no new posts, is it broke or something?
Hey Britfags.
I just discovered the show Bo Selecta and I really don't get it.
The real Craig David never sang his name over and over, he didn't have an accent like that, and he didn't have a bird. So why did people find it so funny? It literally could've been anyone.
Why did they just randomly choose to pick on Craig David and fuck his career up? I thought he was pretty cool.
>>25199108
Craig david is in the midst of a comeback and is rich so dont feel too bad.
That show blows also.
>>25199098
Yeah it fucked up.
>tfw forgot what I was going to post and didn't copy it
>>25199108
he was a b celeb at the time, from up north I guess, that's why kes.
you seen kes film?
>>25199108
They also gave him a piss bag.
Anyway what was with the downtime, was Hiroyuki trying to sell our info?
>>25199139
good job I went to sleep just after the last post and just woke up now.
>>25199147
>from up north I guess
He's literally from Southampton. I don't get it. The character on the show is absolutely nothing like the real guy. Why is it fucking funny?
>>25199151
I think it's my fault. I was going to roll a number and see if it was ok to break my vow of sobriety a few hours early, the place went on lockdown at pretty much the same time.
What did you guys do while 4chan was kill?
I had 3 wanks
>>25199244
Calling Amazon's tech support and doing the laundry, then trying to find a better ISA deal.
I've turned into my dad, lads. Help.
>>25199285
What kind of ISA you looking for? Are you looking to do a transfer in or would you be willingly to close it and start a fresh one?
>>25199285
What's their phone support like? I always use the webchat and they're always called something foreign.
>Tfw parents are drunk downstairs so locked in my room but getting the anxiety because I can hear them yelling down there and they may come for me next
I'm literally going to have to kill myself soon. Can't do this much longer.
>>25199306
Well that's the question innit?
I get a better deal with fixed cash ones, but am I financially secure enough in the event of any large outgoings in the next 6/12mo.
Want to start a business soonish as well, so I don't know if I'd like the option of instant-access just incase.
>>25199343
They do use India for their L1/2 support, and they can hold their own with most problems you have. Will likely be replaced with AI in the next 10 years, though.
I got through to a european-sounding bloke, very knowledgeable, very friendly. Anytime I have to use Amazon's CS, it's always pretty good.
IIRC Bezos made CS at Amazon their primary focus.
>>25199400
Just get this
http://www.coventrybuildingsociety.co.uk/savings-accounts/cash-isa/variable-cash-isa.aspx
Then wait for rates to go up before you get a fixed rate
Managed to survive ages without getting a cold only to get one today. Fucking diseased cunts and office air conditioning.
>>25199471
same here lad
killself
drank
killself
drank
>chavs outside
>parents drunk yelling downstairs
>neighbour is blasting DJ Bass Drum
Just be glad you're not me lads
>>25199689
SHIT MY DAD IS COMING
>>25199689
Are you the lad who was getting shot at?
>>25199689
BLAST BACK WITH YOUNG THUG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTGQrA5HHIU
PULL UP ON /BRITFEEL/, THEN SHITPOST AND BE THROUGH WITH THAT
>>25199716
That's me lol
They haven't had any guns since doe so haven't been able to call the 5 0
>>25199739
Sounds like you need to get moved out sharpish lad.
>>25199739
>being this much of a smug that normies shoot at you
fucking kek
>>25199808
Money yo
Just bumped into Morrissey in my local McDonald's. Was really nice to meet a /britfeel/ icon
>Rape Zombie Lust of The Dead trilogy has finished downloading
wahey
I might stream them in a bit if anyone wants to get comfy and watch with me? I haven't streamed in years so will need to work out the best way to do it these days.
>>25199689
I'm jelly, wish I could get drunk with my parents desu
>It's more likely that this is done on purpose, in order to give a greater sense of scale to a world that is much smaller than the sum of its associated real life counterparts. Try imagining driving at lifelike speeds in an Adder through tons of traffic in GTA V. You'd be crashing every two seconds, and as such, it would remove the sense of immersion from the world, and people would be complaining that the cars are too fast.
did rockstar pay that fucking redditor to say this? what a bunch of bullshit, in GTA 4 cars were way faster as well. how the fuck does the world feel bigger? you literally can fucking feel how big it is by comparing sizes and shit, cars being slow as fuck doesnt change this immersion on any fucking way.
>you'd be crashing every 2 seconds
NO SHIT the same thing happened in GTA 4 and the same thing would also happen IRL.
how fucking retarded are rockstar developers if they thought this was a good idea?
What happened to /drunkwednesday/ lads?
>>25200388
got a cold and for whatever reason i have severe pain in the back but it's constant so maybe my kidneys are fucked??? scared of drinking desu
>>25199896
did you ask him "why do you come here?"
First time buying presents for mam and dad. Weird feeling
>>25200467
How old are you? I fought the robot and the robot won
>tfw laid off today
>tfw sudden realization I'm neet with no income
>tfw bank not getting fat anymore
>tfw not getting universal credit until February 5th
Merry chistmas I guess
>>25200576
Freshly turned 19
>tfw watching can't pay and we'll take it away christmas special
>tfw poor little dog living on the streets and in squats
>>25200678
Happy birthday senpai, what did you get them?
>>25200388
oh woops I thought it was Wednesday yesterday so got shitfaced last night. Now today I am hungover.
I GOT SOME PEPES RIGHT ON ME
I KEEP THEM PEPES RIGHT ON ME
>>25200876
cannot unhear now -.-
https://youtu.be/dNKRTikqTc8?t=30
>>25200835
cheers pal, couldn't spend a tonne but I got my mum some nice lavender shit from john lewis as there is no john lewis in our town and my dad some guinness freezable tanker thing. They won't see it coming.
>>25200388
Here right with you m8
>>25200678
happy birthday fella, i'll neck this bottle on your behalf
>>25200757
dogs love living in the streets
My mum's just had a 15 min moan about my brother on the phone. Pain in the arse to listen to.
Anyone else on benefits for depression?
>>25200979
how do I get this?
>>25200388
The dubs are calling for it.
If this rolls even I get involved, odds and I crawl back under my rock.
>>25201001
tell your doctor they think its a real illness, pretty funny
>>25200979
Of coursh. Feels good to be left in my self hatred.
I accept your apology, Shiro
>>25201037
FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP RUINING OUR COMFY THREAD YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
I HOPE YOU GET YOUR SKULL CUT OPEN AND YOUR BRAIN TORN OUT ALIVE
Polarity post
>>25200757
Shit so glad I didn't watch it now, can't stand pets suffering for what their owners do. Don't get a dog if you can't afford it.
Did they actually seem like they cared about the dog? Were they still looking after it on the streets?
>>25201118
reverse polarity post
>>25201128
The guy getting evicted said he had "depression, anxiety and agrophobia"...
The dog was a chiauaha but was quite furry for such a small breed, the bailiff even offered to look after the dog if the guy couldn't find accomodation.
Bit sad really, hope the dog is happy somewhere at least... ;_;7
>>25201037
I didn't realise depression could get you bennies, last time I told a doctor they put me on CBT, and some lady wanted to practice having conversations, I'm not a complete social retard I'm just quiet
>>25201168
jesus christ
I remember going to blackpool to see that with school
>>25198516
>still playing gta v
did mummy only just buy it for you now?
>>25201191
This is a TV show...?
Maybe ISIS have a point after all
Home for Christmas, mildly boozed, still boozing, saw Star Wars today.
Ask me any fucking thing.
>>25201191
Gonna give my dog some extra dog biccies tonight senpai. I always carry some around too to give to homeless peoples dogs.
Hope they would have had the sense to give it away/find a new home for it rather than having it suffering on the streets
>>25201410
Yeah its pretty hottible desu, making a show (and money) off of other peoples misfortune. Sometimes its their own fault but other times i feel really bad for them, would hate to have a moment like that broadcast all over
I'm not going to be here tomorrow as I'm visiting my dad
We're going to his friends house because she'd be alone otherwise
>tfw you're 22 and your dad's 72
I never met this lady but I always get sad feels about old people being alone, she's cooking us a dinner and everything, sunday I have to visit my nasty evil aunt, she can spend her christmas alone for all I care
Merry christmas guys, lets try and have a good time for the sake of our emotional wellbeing
>dog people
mentally ill
Half-day in work tomorrow followed by a Christmas meal with colleagues. Pre-ordered the double-stack steak burger. Currently drunk enough for a guaranteed hangover off Tanqueray and orange juice (Tropicana obviously) and Woodford Reserve. Ringing the Sinister Resonant Bell on Bloodborne. Am I alone or does anyone relate?
>>25201343
>hur dur stop liking what i dont like
>>25199363
try benzos first a least mate, but take it slow as fuck
>>25201498
Islamic State is not welcome in /r9k/
>>25201037
I told my doctor I hate my job and it makes me feel worse. She said "at least it gets you out of house and is something to do"
They are just lucky this isn't america
Daisy was so bad at actual acting, but so great for wanking over.
>>25201498
>posts a man named after a fucking dog
Sort your life out lad
Bought myself some gifts for Christmas. Even wrote tags to myself, from myself.
I don't love myself and feel so alone.
I seem to be winning the war at work with chad over this qt. She seems to talk to me more than him. The only problem is I keep spilling my spaghetti. She said she liked my coat, so I looked away and said "It's so cold". If I could just be smoother.
>>25201651
>She said she liked my coat, so I looked away and said "It's so col
This proper cracked me up
>>25201651
she's probably just fucking with you sperglord
also fuck off normie. yeah i have a job too. now fuck off.
