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just two days left edition
just want to die desu
>>25196364
Why is it not cold enough?
Time to do the Christmas shopping lads, wish me luck.
http://strawpoll.me/6346528 blox
what happens to you in two days?
>Poleaboo had a row with his youngest sisters, they wanted him off the PS4 so they could watch TV in the living room
>They brought up how mum only sides with him out of pity again
>Poleaboo is happy to take a job anywhere in the country if someone could hook him up
>Eaten nothing but penguins for the last week
Living the dream
>>25196451
No one will ever hook you up with a job, abandon all hope.
>>25196451
Even London? Must be dire times.
>>25196451
Why not reapply to uni, just don't film anyone pooing this time.
>>25196451
why dont you just kill yourself already?
oc
>>25196451
Stop asking people to 'hook you up'. No one here is ever going to hook you up, we are fucking robots. Fucking apply to jobs you retard.
It's actually not ribena posting for once btw so he won't reply and I'm off to the gym so I can't relay his replies
>>25196451
fuck off filthy paki
comment
>>25196451
>apply to jobs
>save money for tv
>get own tv in room
>move ps4 into room
Problem solved you stupid paki.
>>25196364
Got a chest infection, feel like shit, still have few presents to buy and my nieces and nephews are staying the weekend and I hate kids. Fuck christmas and all it stands for.
>>25196505
I'm glad he can't reply, as he'd say is 'not my fault'.
Who ready for /britfeel wankered wednesday/ here?
A nice tradition we should carry on.
Anyone know if you can pop your own media files on iPhones or does it cuck you into doing everything through iTunes?
So who's gonna be on here on Christmas?
>>25196532
Mate, my wankered Wednesday started at 10:45 this morning. I've only been pacing myself because I have to wrap presents and make calls.thats all done now :^D
>>25196553
I won't have access to my computer so I'll be phoneposting.
I only just woke up an hour ago.
>>25196532
Bro I just woke up after getting shitfaced last night. I didn't get to bed until half 8. I was planning on doing wankered Wednesday with rest of britfeel but I dunno if my legs can carry me to Tesco to buy more booze.
I LITERALLY have to go to work in an hour. Fuck.
I'm thinking about eating my girlfriend's teddy bears so she'll break up with me
>>25196576
at least I won't be alone
>>25196608
Why do you want her to break up with you senpai?
mummy is saying if i don't get a job by february she is going to kick me out
she just took my console out of my room and put them in the attic, she said the pc would be next but she is letting me keep it for job hunting.
should i an hero?
>>25196630
Keeps interfering with my shitposting
>>25196612
/v/'s always funny on Christmas day because it's full of kids talking about what games mum and dad have bought them.
>>25196633
>forces you into this world
>wants to force you out
Fucking sociopath
>>25196633
>should i an hero?
Yes mate. That was first thing I thought when I began reading your post. If you kill yourself you'll show her whose boss.
>>25196638
I haven't been on /v/ in years now cause it was getting really shit desu
How much do you guys jack off? is once every 3 days too much?
>>25196663
Mate I do it once every 3 hours
>>25196663
I normally do about 5 a day on average.
>>25196663
> is once every 3 days too much?
I'm like twice daily. Though i'm forever-alone, so that's probably a factor.
>>25196663
3/4 times a day. Can't even get fully hard anymore without seeing a pale white girl taking a BBC.
>>25196663
Sometimes 2-3 times a day, sometimes I can go weeks without. Depends how I feel
I really want one of those Hoisin Duck wraps from Tesco and a bottle of Lucozade but Tesco is like a 15 minute walk away and outside is full of chavs so dunno what to do desu senpai
Would anyone legitimately be up for a suicide pact?
Genuinely hopeful for 2016 lads, I really think it's gonna be good.
>weight lifted and got to 130 pounds
>stopped to focus on school
>eating got all fucked up
>hop on the scales today
>119 lbs
doomed to be hungry skeleton for life
>>25196763
I'm not, lots of good stuff is going on where I work but I'm convinced I'm gonna get nothing but shit dumped on me.
>>25196642
i did get a job mate, three. i worked at starbucks, a different local coffee shop and a warehouse. all three jobs made me want to kill myself. i quit all of them as i would have offed myself if i didn't.
>>25196659
not really sure what else to do in this situation. working again will make me want to kill myself, i know that.
>>25196750
Make it a murder suicide, just not sure who you should take with you.
>>25196789
Just do it senpai. Their loss ain't it? You'll be dead so you literally don't give a fuck and those poor pricks will have to go to a funeral and shit lol.
>>25196800
I would take some chavs with me if I did that desu
The problem is that makes it a lot more effort and I am barely motivated enough to successfully kill myself, let alone as many chavs as I could take down on the way out.
who else here has a pathological wanking addiction?
>>25196680
>>25196698
>>25196684
>>25196698
unhealthy enjoy never being able to get hard if you ever meet an average girl
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35162700
>That last caller
fucking lol
>>25196865
>implying I don't just think of the sick things in my head to make me hard with a girl
Haha are you gay?
>>25196867
In Mexico cartel enforcers dress as policemen. When they 'arrest' you, you are taken into the wild and murdered.
>>25196865
>having sex with average girls
>any year
>get crazy drunk and cut my arms up for people to find me
who mischief here?
>>25196865
>he thinks im straight
weyyyyyyyyyy
Mummy bought profiteroles
>>25196906
Are you an heroing mate?
Do you think you could do it on Parascope? I'm thinking about doing mine on Parascope for /britfeel/ but I'm unsure how to pull it off properly so we appreciate it if you are going to kill yourself taking Patascope for a test run for me first?
>>25196934
Nah just causing normies as much stress as possible around christmas, looks dramatic without doing me much harm lad.
>>25196763
y-yes family member! we are going to make it!
r-right?
whats google doing with new captcha? cant they just take over the world already its pretty boring right now
Going to Tesco lads, anyone want anything?
>>25197024
yea you to fuck off
>>25181608
>>25181608
>>25181608
SOOOO HAS ANYONE FOUND OUT WHO THIS IS, OR CAN ANYONE POST MORE PICS OF HER???
>>25197024
>changes his trip to avoid my filter
piece of autistic shit
fucking die nobody wants you here or likes you
not even your parents love you just kill yourself
>>25197024
Headlight fluid, don't leave Tesco until you find it
how the fuck do you set up the 4chan x tripcode filter lads
no matter if i enter the tripcode just like that, or with /tripcode/, or /^tripcode/ or /^!tripcode/ it just doesn't fucking work
>tfw ordering pizza
>tfw miss having gf when I would read out all the different pizzas and their toppings to her so she could decide what she would have
>>25197024
Just have a wee rest in the road Tilde, I know you're tired
>>25197084
headlights don't use fluid, silly goose
Guys I need help with my pizza order, so far I've got
>1 Mexican pizza
>8 Mozzarella sticks
>3 dips
>2 cans of Fanta (part of the deal)
>1 big bottle of Tango
I feel like I am missing something though...
>>25197057
I want to see Kirie take black cock
>>25197246
Need some chips in there mate
>>25197246
Was gonna say you missed off a massive coronary, but from the look of that list, it's coming straight for you.
>>25197213
>he doesn't have hydraulic headlights
This isn't 1970 anymore mate.
>>25197271
Sometimes I get wedges but they'l fill me up too much
>>25197285
lel I'm a skelly, come at me fat boi
>>25197278
lel I'm a skelly, come at me fat boi
lol sorry for misquote >>25197285
>>25197285
>he doesn't run his car on memes
>>25197314
You misquoted because of your fat fingers trying to use a mouse and keyboard.
>go on /lgbt/
>"hey guys, life isn't that bad"
>"FUCK OFF"
these people are nuts
/r/ing poleaboo's poo vids and his email facebook phishing thing
>>25197314
You don't need to be fat to get that, unhealthy diet alone is enough.
>>25197338
LOL
Okay so here if the final order, let me know if you can think of anything else before I hit go
>1 Mexican pizza
>8 Mozzerella sticks
>5 onion rings
>2 cream cheese jalapeons
>5 dips (2x garlic mayo, 1x sour cream and chives, 1x bbq, 1x garlic & herb)
>2 cans of fanta
>1 bottle of Tango
I'd say we're good to go?
>>25196364
Going to the cinema with a girl lads. Life's good.
Anyone have any tips?
> inb4 normie reee
>>25197387
>Soft drinks
Otherwise pretty good.
>>25197071
Please help me lad: >>25197102
I fucking hate tildeanon too because I find him extremely disgusting
>>25197427
I'm hungover so I need some of that sweet sugar
>>25197457
Enjoy oxidating faster than a methhead
>>25197474
What does oxidating mean?
>>25197387
Good shout on the onion rings
>>25197474
>le A level physics man
>>25197387
Need some chicken or something Aswell lad, too carby all that
>>25197484
>>25197513
>what is oxidative stress
>what are anti oxidants
>what are shitty foods that increase oxidative stress
I'm very sure that unhealthy foods aren't actually unhealthy
>>25197429
settings in bottom right
expand filters
add his tripcode
>>25197547
Yes. Literally what are all of those things?
>>25197484
loosing an electron
>>25197613
Isn't that what plants crave?
Can't decide between watching Idiocracy or Rape Zombie: Lust of The Dead
>job interview at amf bowling
Is it even worth going?
>>25197412
Bump I am shitting myself haven't had female cintact since like April
>>25197602
>settings in bottom right
i don't see anything there, i said i was using 4chan x not sure if you fucking read that lad.
>>25197679
That man is fat and pink.
>>25197700
ham king is the pinnacle of human fitness
>>25197412
>>25197680
>buy popcorn
>cut a hole in the bottom
>set it on your lap during film
>insert erect penis through hole
>offer her some popcorn
>???
>profit
>>25197699
try not being such a faggot and learn how to use 4chan
>>25197713
lad my dick isn't big enough and I think I have phimosis
>>25197726
well tell me what the FUCK i'm supposed to do different then for fucks sake, pic related this shit doesnt fucking work. when I fucking enter /^!/ it filters EVERY tripfag but i oonly want that fucking disgusting piece of shit aka Tildeanon to be fucking filtered. BY HIS TRIP, not name.
every FUCKING gorethread is less disgusting than tildeanon.
>>25197731
Just jizz on her during the film then and record it then make gifs and post them on /gif/ /creep/
>>25196480
How will he learn to poo in loo then?
>>25197731
you should take yourself out of the gene pool
>>25196364
Failed my driving test for one mistake today lads. It's gunna be a shit christmas.
>>25197750
>>25197758
Noted. I'll try my best lads.
Lads, it seems that now theres only barley robinsons or no added sugar robinsins, what happened to the normal one? (Basing this off the tesco website and what mum says she saw in store)
>>25197412
What film
Just hold her hand during a tense/spooky part, that's about all you can do in a cinema. And make some nice conversation while sat there during the trailers.
>>25197777
If you haven't talked to a girl since April, how did you end up going to the cinema with one?cause I want to know your ways
>>25197680
Try not to spluge
>Don't overjerk your film opinions afterwards
>Don't worry too much how you're sitting/acting during the film
etc
>>25197761
Should've done it in an automatic
>>25197731
Actual advice coming through!
Try to stretch the foreskin past your head you twat, look up guides etc, if you cant go to a doctor, if your penis is over 5 inches youll be ok, if its not then bee urself :^)
>>25197787
Spectre lad. Tbh I can chat shit but not so good with contact.
This could go horribly or slightly less horribly. Updates when I get back
>>25197761
>tfw not a good driver but passed with no minors
Since I've had to hand my licence in due to alcohol/drug misuse.
I'm getting it back soon though.
>>25197726
>hur dur learn how to use 4chan
>even though there's nothing to learn because the documentation of the fucking extension is incomplete
yeah how about you learn chinese without any access to any information, research or anything about the language at all? fucking retard.
>>25197818
Going in an auto probably would not have made a difference, got failed for observations on a mini roundabout.
>>25197818
1.this isn't america
2.then he would only be allowed to drive an automatic
3.who the fuck wants to drive an automatic
>>25197846
Scumbag chav asbo alert!
Reply with "cull the filthy goblins" to never get hit by a drink driving chav!
>>25197801
>>25197793
>>25197822
I accidentally pulled it back wanking before and I have phantom pain thinking about it
I have no opinion about any film ever I'll just chat shit it usually works. I've been talking to her for ages but last time I kissed a girl I just liked her photos on facebook until she messaged me. Then I went for a walk with her and kissed for a bit.
Nit sure how I manage it. I think im just lucky
>>25197835
Yeah good film choice.
You'll be fine m8 girls aren't that scary, the hard part is getting to the point they'd be willing to go to cinema with you, it's plain sailing from here on as long as you have a the minimal amount of common sense
>>25197713
does this happen in real life?
what is the outcome meant to be?
>>25197868
hehe I'm not a chav, just saying it depends more on the mood of your examiner most of the time, book a test for friday morning and you'll pass easily because they are looking forward to the weekend.
>>25197846
Hope you do man, not being able to drive is so shit. It takes more than an hour to get to work everyday.
Internet's getting turned off tonight m8s. Don't wanna go quietly into the night desu.
>>25197850
>spoonfeeding
Its not rocket science, i figured it out all by myself, mummy didnt even give me permission
>>25197699
fcking hell mate he was trying to help, drop the attitude
>>25197868
cull the filthy goblins now desu senpai
>>25197896
I live in a small market town, any job I could get would require a car so I need it, should have it back mid-January, I've handed in the forms and stuff.
What I wonder is if when applying for insurance and it asks when you got your licence I have to put just now or 6 years ago when I originally got it.
>>25197891
Those are wise words anon, I'm going to get right back on the saddle and book another. Its just so discouraging when you do so much right and you still fail.
>>25197909
but he fucking didnt, i fucking said i was using 4chan x, not the goddam built in extension. if you fucking ask on /g/ how to root your android smartphone and I explain how to jailbreak an iphone would you also apreciate the advice? shit like that is fucking annoying
>>25197905
yeah that's because you fucking use the built in extension, not fucking 4chan X. given your shitty reading comprehension skills i doubt you'd be able to figure shit like that out. i tried all possible combinations of the given characters and the tripcode now and none of it fucking worked, the only thing i can get to work is having ALL tripcode filtered.
>>25197934
I think if you have been banned you have to put the date for the new one.
>>25197889
Yea mate it is the oldest trick in the book.
She goes in for a handful of popcorn then grabs your dick by mistake and starts wanking it. Then you end up with extra salty extra buttery popcorn. I do it instead of bringing my own butter to the cinema now.
>tfw no robots to chill with during these lonely times.
>>25197948
youve got a shit personality, why do you get so angry. get help
>>25197822
>>25197731
>tfw got circumcised for phimosis as a child even though you can outgrow circumcision just like that
i hope i get shot into the head. i really fucking do i swear to god.
>>25197957
av just seen some bitch claim to be punk rock on Instagram whilst wearing a mayday parade top
mad
>>25197979
>i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LOxeu3XxkU
>>25197979
Was it like a religious thing? I don't understand why someone would do that.
>>25198026
>Was it like a religious thing?
your question is answered after reading the first 5 words of the post. how can you have this shitty reading comprehension skills?
>>25198009
PULL UP ON A NIGGA LIKE
WHAT THE FUCK A NIGGA DOIN
>>25198026
yeah he's a paki
PAKlS OUT
oc
theres like one angry guy in here mouthing off ruining the traditional britfeel vibe. you know who you are, please do one
>>25198026
No, the same thing happened to me due to phimosis. It's mainly because the doctors are too retarded to see that it can eventually be fixed without circumcision. Probably going to an hero because of it.
>>25198049
I guess I was paying more attention to Pointless.
Retail at christmas is a nightmare, I think i'm too old for it, it's a young man's game and i'm 29. 13k taken by 4:30 and not a second not serving someone and giftwrapping something overpriced.
On the plus side I didn't have to deal with the idiots that wander in on the 23rd of December and can't comprehend how stuff is sold out.
>>25198080
>faggots attempt to troll me into the most painful suicide known to mankind
>complain that i fight back
u fken w00033333t light emitting diode?
r8 din dins m8s
>>25198190
cheap plebian shit tier foods/10
>>25198190
noice
10/10
>>25198204
Go eat a pheasant Gabriel
>>25198190
Thought you'd get a bigger pizza desu.
>>25198190
looks good
I'm hungry
>>25198190
dem mozzarella sticks
dem fantas
Fuck this diet.
>>25198190
What's on the pizza? Looks like mayo.
>>25198264
Nah bruv it's cheese, spicy chicken, jalapeons, peppers and >pineapple
>>25198288
>pineapple
>peppers
Fucking grim. Other three are spot on though, so overall it gets a 6/10.
Any of you poor sods got a Christmas day jobseekers appointment?
It's no wonder the people who work there hate it more than the NEETs with schedules like that.
going out tonight for some beers with my 'friends' that i haven't seen in over 3 months. feeling pretty anxious lads
>tfw slow-cooking christmas meats in the oven right now and the smell is just insanely good.
Christmas gunna be gud dis year.
>>25198248
diets are literally a meme all you need to do is exercise and you can eat what you want
>>25198386
There is no such thing mate, they are closed all christmas.
>>25197679
Would rather we hung fatties
>pull up on Mary-Ann in midnight purple ferrari
>bitch still don't want me
what the fuck lads?
>>25198470
No they're not, carbohydrate-dense diets are worse than diets that exclude carbohydrates at burning fat.
There's also the fact that calorie deficit diets are required to lose weight, you can exercise as much as you can, but 90% of weight loss is from changing your diet.
>>25198516
It's cause even that dumb bitch knows that's the entry level 'rari and you still rocking those stock wheels. Step your game up kid.
>>25198586
but all, literally aaaaall custom wheels suck. they either got hugeass tires so it looks hideous or the wheels themselves look shit. also tried pullin up in veyron infront of her but she didn't seem impressed. nigga i even pulled up in a CARGOBOB infronta her.
>>25197952
I wasn't banned I surrendered it.
Apparently it is a lot easier to get it back than if you are banned.
test 21324t24tf
no new posts, is it broke or something?
Hey Britfags.
I just discovered the show Bo Selecta and I really don't get it.
The real Craig David never sang his name over and over, he didn't have an accent like that, and he didn't have a bird. So why did people find it so funny? It literally could've been anyone.
Why did they just randomly choose to pick on Craig David and fuck his career up? I thought he was pretty cool.
>>25199108
Craig david is in the midst of a comeback and is rich so dont feel too bad.
That show blows also.
>>25199098
Yeah it fucked up.
>tfw forgot what I was going to post and didn't copy it
>>25199108
he was a b celeb at the time, from up north I guess, that's why kes.
you seen kes film?
>>25199108
They also gave him a piss bag.
Anyway what was with the downtime, was Hiroyuki trying to sell our info?
>>25199139
good job I went to sleep just after the last post and just woke up now.
>>25199147
>from up north I guess
He's literally from Southampton. I don't get it. The character on the show is absolutely nothing like the real guy. Why is it fucking funny?
>>25199151
I think it's my fault. I was going to roll a number and see if it was ok to break my vow of sobriety a few hours early, the place went on lockdown at pretty much the same time.
What did you guys do while 4chan was kill?
I had 3 wanks
>>25199244
Calling Amazon's tech support and doing the laundry, then trying to find a better ISA deal.
I've turned into my dad, lads. Help.
>>25199285
What kind of ISA you looking for? Are you looking to do a transfer in or would you be willingly to close it and start a fresh one?
>>25199285
What's their phone support like? I always use the webchat and they're always called something foreign.
>Tfw parents are drunk downstairs so locked in my room but getting the anxiety because I can hear them yelling down there and they may come for me next
I'm literally going to have to kill myself soon. Can't do this much longer.
>>25199306
Well that's the question innit?
I get a better deal with fixed cash ones, but am I financially secure enough in the event of any large outgoings in the next 6/12mo.
Want to start a business soonish as well, so I don't know if I'd like the option of instant-access just incase.
>>25199343
They do use India for their L1/2 support, and they can hold their own with most problems you have. Will likely be replaced with AI in the next 10 years, though.
I got through to a european-sounding bloke, very knowledgeable, very friendly. Anytime I have to use Amazon's CS, it's always pretty good.
IIRC Bezos made CS at Amazon their primary focus.
>>25199400
Just get this
http://www.coventrybuildingsociety.co.uk/savings-accounts/cash-isa/variable-cash-isa.aspx
Then wait for rates to go up before you get a fixed rate
Managed to survive ages without getting a cold only to get one today. Fucking diseased cunts and office air conditioning.
>>25199471
same here lad
killself
drank
killself
drank
>chavs outside
>parents drunk yelling downstairs
>neighbour is blasting DJ Bass Drum
Just be glad you're not me lads
>>25199689
SHIT MY DAD IS COMING
>>25199689
Are you the lad who was getting shot at?
>>25199689
BLAST BACK WITH YOUNG THUG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTGQrA5HHIU
PULL UP ON /BRITFEEL/, THEN SHITPOST AND BE THROUGH WITH THAT
>>25199716
That's me lol
They haven't had any guns since doe so haven't been able to call the 5 0
>>25199739
Sounds like you need to get moved out sharpish lad.
>>25199739
>being this much of a smug that normies shoot at you
fucking kek
>>25199808
Money yo
Just bumped into Morrissey in my local McDonald's. Was really nice to meet a /britfeel/ icon
>Rape Zombie Lust of The Dead trilogy has finished downloading
wahey
I might stream them in a bit if anyone wants to get comfy and watch with me? I haven't streamed in years so will need to work out the best way to do it these days.
>>25199689
I'm jelly, wish I could get drunk with my parents desu
>It's more likely that this is done on purpose, in order to give a greater sense of scale to a world that is much smaller than the sum of its associated real life counterparts. Try imagining driving at lifelike speeds in an Adder through tons of traffic in GTA V. You'd be crashing every two seconds, and as such, it would remove the sense of immersion from the world, and people would be complaining that the cars are too fast.
did rockstar pay that fucking redditor to say this? what a bunch of bullshit, in GTA 4 cars were way faster as well. how the fuck does the world feel bigger? you literally can fucking feel how big it is by comparing sizes and shit, cars being slow as fuck doesnt change this immersion on any fucking way.
>you'd be crashing every 2 seconds
NO SHIT the same thing happened in GTA 4 and the same thing would also happen IRL.
how fucking retarded are rockstar developers if they thought this was a good idea?
What happened to /drunkwednesday/ lads?
>>25200388
got a cold and for whatever reason i have severe pain in the back but it's constant so maybe my kidneys are fucked??? scared of drinking desu
>>25199896
did you ask him "why do you come here?"
First time buying presents for mam and dad. Weird feeling
>>25200467
How old are you? I fought the robot and the robot won
>tfw laid off today
>tfw sudden realization I'm neet with no income
>tfw bank not getting fat anymore
>tfw not getting universal credit until February 5th
Merry chistmas I guess
>>25200576
Freshly turned 19
>tfw watching can't pay and we'll take it away christmas special
>tfw poor little dog living on the streets and in squats
>>25200678
Happy birthday senpai, what did you get them?
>>25200388
oh woops I thought it was Wednesday yesterday so got shitfaced last night. Now today I am hungover.
I GOT SOME PEPES RIGHT ON ME
I KEEP THEM PEPES RIGHT ON ME
>>25200876
cannot unhear now -.-
https://youtu.be/dNKRTikqTc8?t=30
>>25200835
cheers pal, couldn't spend a tonne but I got my mum some nice lavender shit from john lewis as there is no john lewis in our town and my dad some guinness freezable tanker thing. They won't see it coming.
>>25200388
Here right with you m8
>>25200678
happy birthday fella, i'll neck this bottle on your behalf
>>25200757
dogs love living in the streets
My mum's just had a 15 min moan about my brother on the phone. Pain in the arse to listen to.
Anyone else on benefits for depression?
>>25200979
how do I get this?
>>25200388
The dubs are calling for it.
If this rolls even I get involved, odds and I crawl back under my rock.
>>25201001
tell your doctor they think its a real illness, pretty funny
>>25200979
Of coursh. Feels good to be left in my self hatred.
I accept your apology, Shiro
>>25201037
FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP RUINING OUR COMFY THREAD YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
I HOPE YOU GET YOUR SKULL CUT OPEN AND YOUR BRAIN TORN OUT ALIVE
Polarity post
>>25200757
Shit so glad I didn't watch it now, can't stand pets suffering for what their owners do. Don't get a dog if you can't afford it.
Did they actually seem like they cared about the dog? Were they still looking after it on the streets?
>>25201118
reverse polarity post
>>25201128
The guy getting evicted said he had "depression, anxiety and agrophobia"...
The dog was a chiauaha but was quite furry for such a small breed, the bailiff even offered to look after the dog if the guy couldn't find accomodation.
Bit sad really, hope the dog is happy somewhere at least... ;_;7
>>25201037
I didn't realise depression could get you bennies, last time I told a doctor they put me on CBT, and some lady wanted to practice having conversations, I'm not a complete social retard I'm just quiet
>>25201168
jesus christ
I remember going to blackpool to see that with school
>>25198516
>still playing gta v
did mummy only just buy it for you now?
>>25201191
This is a TV show...?
Maybe ISIS have a point after all
Home for Christmas, mildly boozed, still boozing, saw Star Wars today.
Ask me any fucking thing.
>>25201191
Gonna give my dog some extra dog biccies tonight senpai. I always carry some around too to give to homeless peoples dogs.
Hope they would have had the sense to give it away/find a new home for it rather than having it suffering on the streets
>>25201410
Yeah its pretty hottible desu, making a show (and money) off of other peoples misfortune. Sometimes its their own fault but other times i feel really bad for them, would hate to have a moment like that broadcast all over
I'm not going to be here tomorrow as I'm visiting my dad
We're going to his friends house because she'd be alone otherwise
>tfw you're 22 and your dad's 72
I never met this lady but I always get sad feels about old people being alone, she's cooking us a dinner and everything, sunday I have to visit my nasty evil aunt, she can spend her christmas alone for all I care
Merry christmas guys, lets try and have a good time for the sake of our emotional wellbeing
>dog people
mentally ill
Half-day in work tomorrow followed by a Christmas meal with colleagues. Pre-ordered the double-stack steak burger. Currently drunk enough for a guaranteed hangover off Tanqueray and orange juice (Tropicana obviously) and Woodford Reserve. Ringing the Sinister Resonant Bell on Bloodborne. Am I alone or does anyone relate?
>>25201343
>hur dur stop liking what i dont like
>>25199363
try benzos first a least mate, but take it slow as fuck
>>25201498
Islamic State is not welcome in /r9k/
>>25201037
I told my doctor I hate my job and it makes me feel worse. She said "at least it gets you out of house and is something to do"
They are just lucky this isn't america
Daisy was so bad at actual acting, but so great for wanking over.
>>25201498
>posts a man named after a fucking dog
Sort your life out lad
Bought myself some gifts for Christmas. Even wrote tags to myself, from myself.
I don't love myself and feel so alone.
I seem to be winning the war at work with chad over this qt. She seems to talk to me more than him. The only problem is I keep spilling my spaghetti. She said she liked my coat, so I looked away and said "It's so cold". If I could just be smoother.
>>25201651
>She said she liked my coat, so I looked away and said "It's so col
This proper cracked me up
>>25201651
she's probably just fucking with you sperglord
also fuck off normie. yeah i have a job too. now fuck off.
>>25196364
where are you all lads?
Stratford-upon-avon represent.
>>25201712
Alfreton
>>25201704
It's retail m8, chill.
>>25201727
wow even shittier than i thought. i work in the industry and get 2600 quid a month. what is even the point of your post?
>>25201712
London but from Pakistan originally
>>25201712
Banbury, went to Stratford today actually, pretty based town.
any of you lads tried nofap?
>inb4 meme/placebo
im nearly at 2 weeks by now, my goal is to abstain until christmas, its been fairly hard when you let your imagination and fantasies run away with you but you realise that if you just keep control of that shit you'll lose any horniness in like 5 mins.
Anyway i've noticed a few benefits, placebo or not, mainly feel calmer, less anxious, less likely to take my etizolam (benzo), generally feel happier overall.
So id say im gonna keep it up for as long as possible, ive failed in the past after a week, orgasm was great but then felt pretty shit after.
>>25201712
Waterford Ireland.
Feck this weather lads.
I've ENOUGH
>>25201712
glesga
>>25201712
fromm germany
>>25201712
Pembroke
>>25201774
>takes benzos
your experience doesn't count
>So id say im gonna keep it up for as long as possible
enjoy your prostate cancer and lower testosterone levels
Watching the show on 5 about big family Christmases. I'm a but jelly my parents never put as much effort in as they do for each of their kids.
A big family Christmas seems like it would be comfy
>>25201712
O
X
F
O
R
D
Stratford-upon-Avon is comfy as fuck though, senpai. From a thespy background, so there for drama every now and then.
>>25201775
Waterford is the best place I've ever visited, I had a friend who lived in that student estate near tesco. Yeah at least the shortest day has come and gone now.
>>25201774
I tried it for a whole week and by the end I was constantly thinking sexual thoughts, it was awful. And after I wanted my balls ached.
I honestly think I'm better wanking
>>25201774
I've been doing it involuntarily since August and have noticed almost differences, I'd say I have been feeling more depressed actually~
I wouldn't waste your time on it lads
>>25201848
Banbury fag here, are you a native oxonian or student?
>>25201774
yes, it turned me into a cuck
>>25201794
Whaaaaaatttttseasons greetings to our brobots in der farterland
>>25201498
Paki scum
>>25201712
South Wales la
>>25201616
It's her fault I can only get off to IR porn now desu
>>25201712
Wow I'm in Stratford-upon-Avon too
Do we know each other. What's your name
>>25201818
some details i should mention, only take 1-2mg once a week (pretty low dosage) and the nofap has made me feel a lot less anxious on maybe the 5th or 6th day after taking them, where they'd obviously be having no effect and id be getting withdrawals if i was on a higher dosage, but im currently tapering off them with ease.
>enjoy your prostate cancer and lower testosterone levels
testosterone was low as fuck before (i think, how do even check that shit?) and to be honest, lowering anxiety is a priority in my life right now rather than maybe possibly getting cancer when i'm 70.
dogs eat their own shit and then lick your face
>>25201881
>Banbury fag here, are you a native oxonian or student?
Native - my mum and dad are from Cheshire, but I've lived here all my life.
>>25201947
Are you south walian?
>>25201974
Are you the guy who lives near Birmingham road?
>>25201867
never experienced sore balls or even blue balls when turned on but not relieving myself, but fair enough mate
>>25201996
Oxford is pretty shit tier desu, my uncle lives in botley which is the only acceptable part that is affordable really.
>>25201712
East Kent represent
big up the private widdle social club
>>25201774
>people actually do this
Literally the dumbest shit ever. If orgasming is bad for you then don't you think Chad would be in a bad way from fucking Stacy twice a day?
>>25201993
MEMEPOSTING WANT SOME MORE, NIGGA
>>25201868
you haven't came since august without any effort? or do you mean you physically couldn't? damn depression sounds terrible
>>25202032
West Oxford (Botley) or East Oxford (Cowley) are the affordable areas mate. In the East myself. Love the city, but by bloody Christ is it expensive sometimes.
>>25201727
WHAT THE FUCK HAS THAT TO DO WITH ANYTHING
it doesnt matter if you have a job or not you're still a fucking normie. i earn 4 times as much as you but still aint a normie.
The Peanuts movie was pretty good. I was expecting it to be shit.
Just saw someone I went to school with on TV looking even more chadish than ever.
>>25202007
Yes I think that is me
>>25201712
I used to live in Stratford-upon-avon when I moved from Poland. It gave me a false sense of the rest of Britain and when I moved to Northampton I became really depressed and constantly asked mommy why we suddenly moved to a shithole.
Also, remember that old Hilton hotel near the centre of town? Yeah, they used to hire illegal immigrants. :)
>>25202053
don't knock it till you've tried it.
you'll also have a better/more rewarding orgasm when you do and it'll make you more turned on by normal people rather than just porn, if that's a problem you have
lads that health insurance thread makes me feel grateful to be a bongistanian tbqf
>>25202101
>In the East myself. Love the city
>Paying 3,000/month rent to live in mini tower hamlets
>>25202131
Do you ever see pharmacy vans driving around?
>>25202139
this. Circumcericans have no freedoms.
>>25202073
he can't because he doesn't eat
>>25202143
>3000 a month
You're a fucking cuck if you've paid that for rent in East Oxford sunshine
>tfw the threads for my country absolutely fucking suck and are extremely autistic, more autistic than you can possibly imagine so i always come here and pretend to be brit
>>25202073
I haven't really felt like trying desu~
>>25202139
just look at this shit >>25201830
>feel sick because i have cold and ate alot of peanuts
>see tildeanon post
>instantly on the edge of puking
that's it, if i cant set this shit up properly I'll just filter all tripfags.
like seriously that guy is so fucking disgusting, browsing a gore thread is nothing compared to this.
>>25202207
:^( soundsbadman
think it would only benefit people who wank like once a day or more
>>25202163
No I don't go outside so I have not
>>25202205
State nationality and residence.
>>25202205
What country, familia?
>>25202249
>I don't go outside
kill yourself autistic manchild
alcohol is a shit drug, how can i convince my mates to drop lsd or 1p-lsd with me?
>>25202249
Would you like me to drive the van down your street tomorrow and beep a few times as I pass in acknowledgement of the other robot in town.
>>25202291
drop hints at how horny it makes you
>>25202299
Sounds good ladnot him
>>25202291
The more important question is: where do I get acid in the UK?
>>25202299
>tfw /britfeel/ apparently has men with ven
>>25202344
We also have chubs with dubs
>>25202273
>going outside
>2015
Are you gay m8?
>>25202319
i do, but they are very misinformed on the stuff
>b-but lsd will make me go mental
give it up with that shit, while they slowly drink themselves to death
some of them wont even roll with me, feels bad man
>>25201947
Sorta almost near ish (Bath)
>tfw want to have a wank but am also eating pizza so will have to go wash my hands but don't want to get out of bed because it is too cold
I'll just look at porn and if I happen to get a boner then I will wank.
>>25202344
deep web, other than that ive no idea, most tabs aren't real acid anyway
ive messed about with low doses of 1P, an analogue of the real thing, results were good, felt very close to tabs ive bought from the deep web
>>25202421
>Bath
Look at this posh cunt
>>25202422
what age are you and how often do you wank? out of interest
>>25201811
Went on holiday there a few times when i was younger, nice comfy nostalgia now, thanks lad! Real nice place
>>25202422
>tfw had a couple of drinks so if you wank you'll end up with burnie can't piss syndrome
gonna risk it anyway
Does anyone else get chavs on their roof? I always get them up there and don't know how to get rid of them.
>>25202291
>>25202380
fuck off hippie, I've taken LSD before and it's meh. some people just prefer to stay in reality and see thigns like they really are on a visual level. the visual haluzinations are FUCKING ANNOYING FOR FUCKS SAKE
i almost did a fucking killing spree when I was on LSD. AND YES it was just LSD. fucking normie hippie
>>25202455
Could be a twerton bot, nowt posh there
>>25202475
Fucking hell mate I know that feel. I wish I knew the reason behind it.
>>25202459
I'm 22 and this will be my 4th wank of the day. I normally average about 5.
>>25202299
Please do that, it would be lovely.
Honk jingle bells, I'll be listening
>>25202481
i know this is b8 but everybody reacts differently to lsd mate, some like it the feeling of tripping some dont, but my problem is my friends wont even TRY it with me.
not my fault you took too much and freaked yourself out, my first time i never took enough for the visuals to "annoy" me
>>25202543
>hur dur i know this is b8, he disagrees with me and i cant fathom what he said so theres no fucking way he can mean it hur dur
yeah fuck off.
>won't even try
mabye they looked up the effects on the internet and think it's nothing for them
>took too much
i didnt take too much you faggot. I'm just easily getting pissed off at random shit, imagine me like trevor from GTA 5
also friends? fuck off normie.
>>25202509
fair enough, im 18 and im a 1-2 a day man myself but the thought of looking at porn and only /maybe/ getting a boner scares me, i suppose if you wank that much then fair enough
>>25202425
Will bear in mind, thanks
>>25202536
what road do you want me to drive down? I'll give you a rough estimate of time.
>>25202105
>>25201748
I thought the guy was calling me a normie because I had a job, didn't read his post correctly my bad.
>>25202507
You in or around Bath? My accents a bit posh desu, but im not from a posh family or rich
>>25202577
>looked up the effects
before i'd tried acid everything i'd seen in popular culture, music, art, stories, were all completely different than the real thing, so to me it seems like you need to try it before you can diss the stuff
>i didnt take too much
how much did you take then?
>>25202596
>im not from a posh family or rich
>>25202421
same. you a unifag?
>>25196364
Stellar job on the OP image, I must say.
Pretty hyped for Christmas.
>>25202596
used to live near the GPT, long since moved on though.
>>25202650
what do you spend all those hours playing? there's fuck all to play
>>25202635
family are very ooo arrr somerset, i just wanted to speak like a real person. Dont own a house, and don't live in town or anything but whatever
>>25202703
my guess, fifa
mans a fucking causal normie. fuck out of here numpty
>>25202704Not him, but my gf lives near Taunton and I'll be there at NYE, where you at sempai?
>>25202629
>popular culture, music, art, stories, were all completely different than the real thing
well maybe your sources were shit
>so to me it seems like you need to try it before you can diss the stuff
to me not, it was 100% like i expected it
las epic memas be hostile for no REASON YES FEELS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Where to eat in cardiff
>>25202779
Alone in your room senpai
>>25202779
In your flat. At least that's what I do. Plenty of chippies round though.
>>25202747
yeah lol you hit a bad trip and freaked yourself out, but keep referring to everyone who enjoys lsd as a "hippy", friend
>>25202650
Tfw really want to play Black Ops 3 on PS4 but all my mates have Xbox one
>>25202779
Pastificio on Penylan Road is pretty tasty if you're treating yourself.
>>25202853
Student poo please go.
>>25202853
The starters are HUGE though, just a heads up. The steak and gorgonzola is banging, the duck ragu is disappointing.
>>25202779
>Pastificio
Depends what you're after senpai
>>25202720
>implying a normie would spend almost 250 fucking days of the year playing video games
1/10
>>25202703
New Vegas, L4D2, GTAO mainly. Lot of Mass Effect 3 MP too.
>Pulled a muscle in my neck
One of you lads end it for me, the suffering is worse than death
>>25202961
Something nice I am visiting for the day and looking for a nice/expensive meal
>>25202982
I'll pull a muscle somewhere but it won't be no neck muscle ;)
Where to eat in Hell, lads?
What do you guys scratch your scratchcards with? I was surprised to find there isn't a tool specially for the job.
Fingerslavs and pennyscum need not reply
>>25203010
glasgow?
>>25203015
I use me tongue. It's nice and rough like a cat's.
>>25203015
don't like to judge, but you're pissing your cash down the drain there mate
>>25202851
SHould have went with what your mates got anon
>>25203024
There is a Glasgow in Hell. It's still freezing, pretty much the same as on Earth.
Just started absolutely pissing down out of nowhere. Probably the heaviest rain I've seen in years desu. End times are here.
>>25202997
The Potted Pig is good and in the heart of the city.
Who here /churchofeuthanasia/
>>25199108
It's surreal impersonation, like Vic & Bob occasionally did
>>25203015
The corner of my platinum card.
>>25203015
My bellend
>>25202647
Nah, familys here and away at uni elsewhere. Are you Bath uni or Bath Spa (kek)?
>>25203105
But what is humans exist to build robots who can save the animals by taking them to space when the planet is destroyed by the sun exploding?
>>25202737
Bath, so a little bit away from Taunton
how the hell do you get an office job in one of those mysterious glass buildings you see everywhere?
People always complain about how boring their office job is on reddit and shit but it sounds like a dream for me to do nothing on a computer all day and get paid for it. I already basically do that now.
Do I just walk in and ask the woman at the front what the building is for and then ask for an application? That's not going to work.
>>25202997
Ok, I'm not a Caer Dydd resident, but I do spend a good chunk of every summer there with my aunt and uncle.
I'd recommend for fancier places:
- Il Pastificio (as other anons have suggested) really nice Italian food from someone who looks like they could be going places in the cooking world.
-Chapel 1877: Baptist church converted to a restaurant. Serves great food at surprisingly ok prices. Their seafood starters are ace. Beautiful setting, especially if you ask for one of their more private rooms.
>>25203227
Its basically purgatory. Maybe at other companies its ok, but where I work it sucks so bad. I don't even get paid well
>>25203284
>I don't even get paid well
State earnings
>>25203312
17000 GBP before tax
Can't stop chewing my lip
>>25203411
>tfw
its an addiction for me
>>25203345
That's no fun, i hope you steal stationary and sell it on ebay.
>>25203411
put salt on it 2bh
>>25203411
Jesus Christ I'm ugly.
I knew I was but I never realised my chin was that bad.
>>25203484
if this isn't your reaction when looking in the mirror youre a normie scum
>>25203484
low self esteem huh, its not that bad looking, chin up m8 :^)
>While cleaning my room, hand dad a French comic book I was given when I was 13 or so
>He tells me that there are naked women in it
>Tell him it's not my fault, I was given it 8 years ago (I vaguely remember it being a bit risque; you know the French)
>He repeats that there are naked women in it
>I look
>He's discovered some cartoon porn that I printed out years ago, hid in the book and forgot about
>Two drawings, one of adult Malon from OoT and another of Lois Griffin
>Laugh it off, take the book and hide it
Thank fuck I disposed of the Family Guy incest and Saria porn years ago. Still, pretty embarrassing, lads.
back at the parents
going to a comfy pub
come home, more booze and a cheese board
central heating on full
C O M F Y / 1 0
>>25203661
jel/10 desu
Just had a nice drive back from Wolverhampton with my Drum & Bass blasting out with cruise control in full swing in my car.
Nice comfy drive back home to Nottingham and picked up a mcdonioes
>>25196364
beautiful work with the OP image opimage-anon, making christmas extra special for us.
>>25203736
>not listening to DJ Bass Drum
>>25203736
you sound like a twat
Forgot to add the picture cause it was important because I'm sure you people don't know what a Mcdonalds is. xxx
>>25203763
Why, mate? Is it cause I drove with cruise control?
Is it cause I had a comfy drive in the dark?
Was it my Drum & Bass?
>>25203783
1 and 3 i guess, and mcdonnies, sorry mate
>>25203783
slim pickings for a mc d
2 cheeseburgers, fries and nuggs master race
>>25196364
At the end of the year can someone put together a compilation of each month's pictures throughout 2014 for us?
If OP image guy is here have you thought about getting them printed out properly and selling signed copies on Ebay? I would buy one.
>>25203783
>eating McDonalds
>listening to drum & bass
I bet you're wearing a tracksuit too aren't you?
>>25203813
I'm a KFC kinda guy but fancied a Mcdonalds.
I have a crunchy mcflurry as well.
>At family event during the day
>People I haven't seen for years
>Everyone's talking and I'm just sitting there quietly
>Conversation moves to TV
>People discussing Only Fools and Horses
>I suddenly butt in and say "He fell through the bar, Stew!"
>Awkward looks
>Have to explain the Stewart Lee joke.
Fuck's sake lads.
>>25203815
>At the end of the year can someone put together a compilation of each month's pictures throughout 2014 for us?
I was gonna do a timelapse but couldn't source enough of them. if the anon who makes enough of them could post them I can make a timelapse
>>25203833
I'm wearing a long sleeve thermal top from M&S and some jogging bottoms from Matalan.
>>25201712
fife muthafaka
>>25203813
1 cheeseburger and fries here, im fairly thin though
>>25203783
>he's the type of degenerate to buy McDonald's, take it home and eat it cold
People like you disgust me, also
>cruise control
You're not cool mate, you didn't even all caps your post spastic
>>25203862
desu mcds is fairly low cal for once a month, you'd have to eat a shitload to be as bad as a dominos
I order all that and I'm not a fat cunt
>>25203873
As if I'm gonna eat in my car.
Sorry for not using some "all caps means cruise control" outdated may-me.
>>25203888
aye i usually go 2-3 times a month cos im lazy, so i end up with more crap in my system overall
>>25203763
>>25203833
>>25203873
feel the christmas love lads
Christmas eve is here.
I hope you guys got your mam a present at least.
>>25204006
is it bad that i always leave my older sister to get my parents gifts? dont even feel bad about it desu senpai
>>25204006
Danny Dyer's latest book. Classic mum present.
>>25201712
I'm from Cumbria, bored of it though, gonna try move to Manchester or Newcastle but doubt I'd find a job at either.
>>25204038
Me mam gets my uncles present, brother and his girlfriend a [resent and I just sign it to say I bought it. kek. xx
>>25204047
That's a perfect gift, brav. xx
Sat on my computer with my cat lads, she is sat on my keyboard rest.
>Tfw forget to stock up on booze
>Have to wade through the countless normies doing last-minute present shopping tomorrow
>>25204076
pics please fampai
>>25203815
kek I made that joke once. but no I cant be bothered, It`ll all be forgotten about on the 1st anyway.
I made a promise to upload them all on new years day. I will upload what I have then.
The first image version of the current image wasn't made till may, that's probably why people cant find them all.
Just downloaded and installed sexy beach premium resort. I remembered why I stopped playing these jap hentai games. They take ages to set up and then turn out to be absolute shit that you stop playing almost instantly.
>>25204089
ganbatte anon!
hope you manage to stock up
>>25204132
Newfag here, what was OP image before this magisterial effort?
>tfw drifted away from my old friends
None of them have changed in 5 years so I must be the asshole moving further into my lonely pit away from them
>>25204089
Alcoholic manchild
Alcoholism is for normies
>>25204240
this is the oldest version I have.
Im not the creator of the concept but when everybody decided to fuck off to 4 + 4 chan I made a new one to it could be managed by us.
>tfw just got drafted into the army
fug
>>25204301
>drafted
>Britain
What?
>>25204301
State nationality
>tfw want to wank again but already done 5 wanks today and my dick doesn't seem to be willing
Bullshit desu
>>25204277
you've done a great job, there's loads more in your works than the one you started from!
tune lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UHo7Ig7ieQ
>>25204313
>>25204327
I'm from London.
I have to go to Syria to start my training next week.
>>25204374
>muslim
That explains everything
>>25204374
have fun anon, we'll be sure to report you
>>25204374
topppity kek
Tfw been following this thread since the first one
Still here ;___;
>>25204464
It was a really good idea to start it.
Are you guys still going to post her next year? I am. I don't want the community to die. The last community I was a part of was the Haxball threads on /sp/ but that died years ago and I was sad and lonely after until I ended up here.
Lads at 18 do you still have time for puberty to suddenly make you attractive?
>>25204405
Stop oppressing me m8
>>25204562
course we are anon, were not just gonna stop posting.
the ride never ends
>>25204562
I was a part of that crew. What was your haxball name?
/Britfeel/ only started this year?
>>25204464
Been here since this time last year, only thing I visit on 4chan these days
>>25204614
ERh.... I don't know the exact date it started. it may have been the late end of last year.
Lads one of my eyes is constitantley more shut than the other.
Been that way since birth, totally ruined my face. I also have one eyebrow a different shape to the other...
>>25204562
Of course I will be here next year~
>>25204651
didn't stop Forest Whitaker
>>25204683
Yeah but my eyebrows are 2 different shapes as well cause of a car crash when I was 13. Took half of one of and it grew back weird.
>>25204752
>Yeah but
Yeah but im sure youre always going to find excuses.
>>25204790
True, what's your excuse?
>>25204808
penis is too big
>work at 8 tomorrow
>insomnia
Lads I can't sleep... And im on an 8 hour shift tomorrow kill me please
>>25204611
>boss here
>>25205017
I remember you, senpai. It's Soclick/Soshit
I miss those haxball days
>>25204562
I'll be here till I get a shotgun certificate and ; it myself m80
>>25204969
Sleep at work that way you get two birds stoned at once.
>>25204935
Look at my misshapen face though
>>25205032
Were you ever in any Hax of the Month vids?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yks8eJpKcYA
>>25205052
Same here dude, but it doesn't bother me.
You're fairly handsome though. I wouldn't worry about it
>>25205070
Can't remember to be honest. I was obviously too shit at the game.
>>25205082
Cheers man
I want to get my eyebrows done but I'm scared about talking to people and don't want to do it myself.
>>25205049
If only I could I work at maccies on my feet for 8 hours kills me but I need the money currently
>>25205141
M8 what store I work at maccies too
>>25205049
Omg we get it you smoke weed!
>>25205205
Dank meme senpai
Very drunk, but not quite blackout drunk lads
Who defo /gonnapuke/ tonight?
Windy as fuck up here lads, scared my roofs gonna blow off
>>25205190
Halesowen/Birmingham??
>>25205205
I'm the guy he replied to but yeah I smoke weed
hi niggers anyone still up? just got home went to pub with normies cos xmas. how are you all?
>>25205328
Very bored, yourself?
>>25205328
yeah /insomnia/ here, ill be around for the next few hours
>>25205312
Oh I'm so impressed
>>25205205
>what is Trailer Park Boys
>>25205341
quite drunk at the moment. Got a text from a girl I was talking to when was out. She's kind of fat but might want to fuck and I don't have any better at the moment.
What you up to anon?
Turning 24 soon, lads.
I've come to dread birthdays.
Texan here. These threads make me think of a Britain as a dark depressing place. I've actually been to London and it was basically a multicultural hellscape will nice buildings and shit weather.
>>25205388
not worth it mate, fat girls are worst girls
>>25205363
nice mate i'll be up for a bit. what was your day like?
>>25205421
It is mate, at least it is for me living in one of the most deprive areas in the country
>>25205373
No one understands my jokes
>>25205426
yeah but maybe good practice haha
>>25205369
Thanks????
Inb4 original
>>25205388
If cat like chubby go for it lad gotta take what your given in life, but I'm just trying to get to sleep because I have work tomorrow unfortunately
>>25205461
Fat* fuck auto correct sometimes
>>25205432
not bad, went christmas shopping for the family but realise i still need to go tomorrow which will be terrible. other than that my tabs (1p-lsd) arrived so ill be probably take some after christmas when i leave my parent house. assuming youre the pub guy, how was your day and how was the pub?
>>25205421
England is mainly dark and shit nowadays always rains and is very depressing to live in, luckily I'm stoned all the time so it's less, shit I guess
>>25205283
I got my roof done up awhile ago so should be okay hopefully but I always get chavs on it so dunno might be broken.
ruh ruh... did it stop working again?
>>25205579
Do you get winged chavs in your town or something?
>>25205504
Day was Ok, been a bit ill but had loads of lemsip which tastes really good. Pub was actually quite good, better than I expected, told a few friends why I had to drop out of uni (bipolar) and explained a bit.
What are your tabs? Just an LSD analogue? Haven't really kept up with the rc scene since I quit. If so enjoy but be careful.
>>25205122
don't do it, just pluck the middle with tweezers
>>25205619
seems not, just page wasn't refreshing.
>>25205623
Chavs, the rats of the sky
>>25205623
No they just love climbing on things. Houses, trees, lamposts, electricity boxes, anything really.
>>25205629
yeah 1p is a fairly new analogue, most people say its indistinguishable to the real thing.
shame to hear about having bipolar mate, worst ive got is a bit of social anxiety, cant do public speaking that sort of thing
>>25205704
It's just half the value of 2p mate it's not that hard...
>>25205704
1P's been around forat least a decade
it only got popular because AL-LAD and LSZ got banned. Both were closer to real acid.
Don't go to bed guys, I'm lonely. Shall we play a game instead?
http://s1.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=kdWr
come join famalams
>>25205828
Pls come it will be fun I promise
finally got round to watching solaris lads
been on me hard drive for half a decade nearly
>>25205793
i knew it was at least 5 years old, thats why i said fairly, but yeah, its only recently became more popular. and id guess most tabs on the street arent real lsd anyways
>>25205887
That's cool man come play boardgame with us >>25205828
>>25205828
Starting in a few minutes so get in ASAP if you want to play
>>25205828
It is a good idea to attempt to foster relationships with Japanese posters via board games, however, many Japanese posters would probably feel comfortable playing more traditional board games, or perhaps games like 100% Orange Juice.
new meme >>>/b/659056717
>>25205828
this website is horrible
>>25206141
>tfw only brits know the pleasure of the christmas cracker
>>25206344
The game is fun though.
>>25206446
can't figure out how to join mate, link just bumps me to a lobby
>>25206567
The game has already started now.
I think there is a bunch of normies there though because it wasn't set to private.
>>25206613
hope it turns out shit then mate
>>25206665
lol imagine being a weeb
