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>argue with feminists
>lose
I am worthless
>>26986780
Greentext, nigga. I don't believe anyone who tries can lose an argument to a feminist.
>>26986977
I've never seen anybody on the internet actually win an argument with a feminist, they just all pretend they did and circlejerk about it.
The only way to win is not to play. It undermines their strategy
You're an idiot for thinking you can win.
>Le ebin pigeon chessboard analogy XD
Why are normies so quick to try and stop you from committing suicide? Every question on yahoo answers or something is just filled with normies saying shit like
>ur a beautiful person, dont do eet
>u have so much to live 4
Do they get pleasure out of saying this?
Normies take delight in the suffering of robots. They want us to live on and suffer for tjeir own enjoyment.
>After your feels are in ashes, then you have my permission to die.
>t.normie
The reason is because in the vast majority of cases suicide is not a rational action, it comes from a treatable mental illness
>>26986720
they're the same people who actively tell pregnant women to abort their children if they don't feel like raising them. they do this because they're stupid and are socially validated for parroting consensus opinion.
w-will you be my robot bf
You're kind of weird looking but sure.
Sage.
Tfw when have long fingernails and hands feel dirty all the time
Hell no.
2563675354
We've seen characters that are literally you, robots incarnate, 11/10 waifus, and more. But here's a thread for the man women want, and the man you wish you could be.
the next door neighbor guy in the show Wilfred. frodo is pretty much a cyborg in that show too.
I'm glad he called that bitch out in the last episode.
Hank Moody
When I hear "chad" I picture one of these two.
I imagine Cap as being that guy in high school was good at everything: tall, handsome, athletic, smart, and a nice guy to boot, even to robots. Everyone liked him even more for that.
Thor would be the stereotypical musclebound alpha who fucks everything in sight and gets everything handed to him.
How to over come thinking about a girl that you dont even know?
Theres a girl i see on the bus...
Why on earth do i think about her 2 hours after i got off the bus?
Why do i continue to think of her 8 hours after that?
Why do i think about her before i go to sleep?
its like i have to just break down infront of her and embarass my self to get over it
Your rapey senses are tingling?
>>26986166
>infatuations with random qts i see on the bus
fuck i thought i was over this shit
>>26986166
is that her butthole? why is it literally on the front of her?
Hey boys!!! ;D
>>26986117
*Walks into room* hey it's me goku
>>26986152
>instant transmissions behind you*
Nothing personal, know what I'm sayjin?
>>26986181
*dodges*
yare yare
How does one find a gf?
your time will come anon
>>26986072
gf find you
>>26986072
go to a primary school
>tfw no qt 3.14 gf who can eats than me but still manage to stay qt
Should I just throw myself off a fucking bridge or what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6HmlvQx64A
>>26985712
>who can eats than me
who can eat more than me*
sorry, on drugs atm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8cpLSTSyFU
asians man how do they do it
>>26986775
Ya get ready to feed them a shit ton, I hope you can cook or at least order take out daily.
Ive been reading about bpd and reactive attachment disorder (rad). Think of rad as what a childs version of bpd before becoming adults to be ultimately diagnosed with bpd.
As serious a condition it is, i admire the level of confidence these people have. ive read that your self confidence makes you highly attractive to other people.
Tell me what is it like to have that level of confidence and where does it come from?
BPD people struggle in relationships. My friend has it and it sort of seems a bit likd bipolar, at times I just can't be around him.
>>26985738
I understand, in true r9k fashion, you have great difficulty in answering the question asked and instead write up a post that is related to hw topic yet so far off the mark.
Respond i know there are borderlines here
want to know how make up your own price in a kohls department store its a simple trick that can save you money on the cheap clothing, home goods and some other decent brands.
you will start with the tag most merchandise will have the barcode and these 7 numbers above it(circled in green). The numbers mean what department, sub class and brand
note: you should write this stuff in the dressing room the farthest stall from and mirror or camera. do not do this in any big ticket items like electronics, fragrances and you cannot do this to watches and jewelry behind the counter
now you cross out the middle two numbers. then write 3 zeros like in the picture above. what you have done is take out a sub class and added a prompt with the 3 zeros to put in a price manually.
now you ad a vertical line so the barcode is not useable. this is just done so it is not scan able and the register notices
then you write a price. now the original price is usually in the front. now you take off 60, 70, 80 ,90 percent off that.
those numbers are not to arouse suspicion. they are the usual clearance/markdown numbers they usu on a regular basis
Hey ausbots what trade should I do? could I become an electrician I'm shit at maths what do you think the best trade in Australia to do is?
I'm American, but I would suggesting welding.
>>26985333
I'm in training to be a surveyor at the moment although I'm considering dropping out and becoming a linesman or instrumentalist or something
>>26985573
Is instrumentalist the same as an instrument technician?
Why don't you have a gf yet?
You don't actually like being sexless and lonely, do you?
>>26984975
>gf solves everything
Can someone explain this meme to me? I guess I'm not deluded enough to think that spending all of my disposable income and time to keep an unloyal vagina around will make me happy. Even if I have one, I would just miss my alone time again
I'm fucking around with too many dank memes to be held back by a "relationship"
>>26984975
It's not that I'm happy alone, I just feel like if I let someone get that close I would feel worse
>you will never order another book from scholastic
you are human fucking garbage why would you say that to me
Do they not have a website
>>26984858
I think hes just telling us that he is either poor or parents don't love him
Childhood feels
Post times when you got back at normies
>at local flea market
>See a normie selling kinder eggs
>rage
>Call the cops on him for selling dangerous contraband
>wait for like 10 minutes
>police arrive and arrest him, confiscating all his kinder eggs
>tfw
For third worlders and yuropoors that dont know kindereggs are banned here in USA.
>RPGs and assault rifles are legal but not chocolate for kids
>murica
>>26984681
>normie tried to pass me on the right on the highway
>speed up so he can't pass
>>26984681
>at fellow students house with my gf
>beer runs out
>im only driver
>jump in car for beer run
>arrive back to find gf sucking his cock
>stabbed him in the face with a fork
>turned and walked away
>never heard anything
>both of them never returned to university
>to this day I do not know what they did or how bad he was injured but it went RIGHT in down to my fist.
This is all I can think about, every day all day since a long time ago :<
damn dude, that's pretty rought :<
>>26984379
u mad?
*le trollface xD
This is what I met to send
