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nice shirt brah.
nice thread shithead.
How do you like my Tshirt
>>29391904
>>29391904
Thanks! What do you think of this one?
>wake up
>no cute daughter
i know marriage is terrible and there are many trouble while children grow up but having daughter is really bless i think
I may not have a cute daughter, but I do have a qt3.14 gf now that I can make kawaii children with one day
>>29391858
>Wake up
>Not someone's cute daughter
I did not request these feels
>>29391973
Sick b8 m8
Muslims are all scum :^)
It's literally worse than masturbating. I feel bad for you robots because sex with a prostitute literally feels like shit compared to the raw thing
>>29391835
wow it literally feels like shit? it literally feels like grabbing a warm poopy out of your butt and squishing it between your hands? That's literally what it feels like huh. I never knew that.
if you're an americut maybe
You also have to take into account that they don't have foreskins.
> It just hit me that I'm actually going to die a virgin.
Id worry more about dting a fucking faggot.
get an escort, dumb dumb.
>>29391802
state your actual age and life expectation
Have you ever felt attraction for another boy?
>>29391791
Yes
But only for cuteboys on the internet
Never irl
>>29391817
same here, does that mean im jail gay
>>29391791
Nope
But sometimes I see a guy and I look, think: "He look good"
If I ate 20 pounds of chocolate, would my stomach burst?
>>29391778
You wouldn't be able to eat that much, I think even stretched the human stomach can only handle 8 pounds, and thats like pro-eater area.
>>29391778
I will do this if I had enough money
Only 99 percent dark chocolate too
>>29391837
What kind of candy would you get?
So /r9k/, who's better at kissing
boys or girls?
Boys, obviously. Men are the better of the two genders. You don't see us caking ourselves up in make up to seem somewhat attractive.
>>29391713
boys are better at literally everything which women do not have a specialized organ for
You're mom lmoa
>had a crush on my internet friend for over a year
>never told him i was gay and in love with him not to lose him as a friend
>recently learn that he had a bf this whole time and he even met him at the same time as me
when will the suffering end
>>29391708
When you make it end.
What letter does your friends name start with
>>29391907a
words words words words
>take test to determine what studies would be best suited for me
>after the test you can have a max of 3 people that know you well do the same test for feedback on yourself
What do I do now?
I don't have anyone.
One of the questions from the test.
>I am;
>someone who is confident
>someone who wants to experience new things
I am neither. What do I choose???
>>29391695
find a different test that at least has decent questions. most online are bullshit
>>29391762
the fuck?it's like saying are you a man?or human?
A friendly reminder that roasties can never be a robot when they can offer sex to any male that desires their holes and subconsciously dream of being pounded by chad's 12'' long thundercock while desperately claiming that they like 'nice guys' so they can be funded in their effort to climb their repulsive pecking order of shoes, clothing, makeup to seem better then their roastie counterparts, or those more desperate for their supply of attention come here and pretend to sympathies with male robots so they can have pathetic betas crawl over eachother for them.
Argue with me
(protip: you can't)
INB4 GIRLS ARNT LIKE THAT WE LIKE NICE GUYS YOU R A MISOGENEST!!!
>>29391693
>Argue with me
>(protip: you can't)
You for real nigga?
>>29391693
>INB4 GIRLS ARNT LIKE THAT WE LIKE NICE GUYS YOU R A MISOGENEST!!!
pffffft, like a tumblrina would dare touching this place
>>29391707
Yep, whats wrong roastie whore?
Go on, whine about how women are all human.
OHAYOU /R9K/!!!
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TODAY TO DO YOUR BEST?
>>29391607
but its night time for me anonI'll try!
>>29391607
starting job tomorrow so i have to mentally prepare myself today. also have to practice smiling in front of mirrorheartrate through the roof just thinking about it
Cry. I've spent most of the day sleeping to escape.
When is that Youtube channel coming up anon?Don't you want to become famous and earn money with zero effort?
All you need to do is read some jokes and act quirky in front of the camera.
Fuck you i'm ugly
>>29391605
Use to do Pokemon card unboxing vids. I got 200 subscribers in 2 weeks and close to 100,000 views. I deleted my account because the cringe and other mental illnesses was too much for me to handle. I kinda regret it but whatever.
>>29392758
That isnt that bad.
I started off by unboxing silver and am now also doing magic the gathering unboxings.
I have 299 subs but only 17k views.
Here's your daily reminder that women make up at least 30% of 4chan's userbase. We've been here since the beginning and no amount of REEEEEing will make us leave. You're just going to have to accept the fact that you have no control over other people.
Check 4chan's advertiser section for the only accurate demographics information available.
>>29391577
Here's a screenshot of the demographics.
When will burgers get off our website?
I just find demographic info really interesting.
also, not really triggered by women but i didn't expect so many
How do robots deal with blue balls?
>>29391524
Blue balls is actually a thing? I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit.
>>29391524
>tanlines
underrated fetish
>>29391557
It is for me. Not all the time but when it happens it aches incredibly bad
>AND GIVE HER BACK THE GUY SHE LIKED BEFORE YOU
Glad I'm not the only one who is noticing this shit.
There is also the Amazon Fire Stick commercial that is airing now which features the MC's SO in bed with a football player.
Christ Jesus the very thumbnail of the YouTube video for the commercial is exactly what I'm talking about. What the fuck is with this? Is this meme magic? This whole cuck culture is becoming increasingly pervasive and bizarre.
I want off
>>29391611
it's like a 70 year old meme, you little faggot.
>>29391510
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
THAT'S THE POWER TO KEK BACK TIME
