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I finally fucking did it guys, I finally fucking did it.
>Girl gets cheated on
>Ask her if she's okay
>Get chatting
>3 days later, this.
I FUCKING DID IT GUYS
>>29390103
Don't get happy until it happens. Many of us have thought we'd finally have our moment with a girl just for it all to go downhill.
>>29390103
>Happy about being a rebound
Hahahha you fucking cuck
>>29390103
"Oops wrong person lol!"
First time posting in /r9k/, I have short story to share and I want advice from people probably as fucked up in the head as I am. Actually not advice, just opinions.
>me, 22 year old male on his second semester of Erasmus exchange programme
>my 3 year old relationship took a hard hit after first semester and abortion that happened in the inter semester interval, my decision to continue another semester killed the relationship completely
>in March I see a girl in my class that I instantly take liking to, her also being from another country we hang around and enjoy the English speaking company
>as months pass, we quickly become good friends, actually admitting that we are the closest people we both have here, even though knowing each other for only a few months
>my relationship is crashing and burning, me going to my home country at end of May to finally finish it off
>after I come back I ask the girl out on a date
>although she is 6 years older than me and cautious at first, we quickly fall in love, feeling something really special
>she is attractive, smart, and genuinely a good person that gets upset about wickedness of the world
>begin planning our future together, I gave up on my plan for next year of going to Australia just so I can be close to her
>we have it planned out, she finishes her Masters and then both go to Amsterdam, her for her Phd, me for my Masters
>really looking forward to what future might hold for us
>>29390084
This happened yesterday
>we go out on a date, have a wonderful lunch, enjoying the day, stopping in front of a window to see how good we look together (minor things I know, but remembering it makes me, well, feel)
>it being a beautiful day, we go hang around in the nature
>while there, we get talking about us, about our future
>she told no one we're dating, the age difference being on her mind and she still being unsure of us
>unsure because she expects that I will tell her something that will make her reconsider what she thinks of me
>tell her I feel the same way - not that she can tell me anything of that kind, but that there are things of me that will make her see me for what I am
>she really thought of me as a down to earth good guy, someone that wants to make the world better by helping people (I do want to make the world better, although I care about the outcome more than about the process) , someone so loving that she couldn't even comprehend it
>this being 4chan, you can see where this is going
>she wants to hear it all, she wants to see my shadow and to see the depth it will give me
>me being a naive fuck, say it all, not at all expecting that she will understand, though having hope that whatever she says she feels for me is stronger than what I reveal
>29390084
This isn't looking good for you, OP.
>>29390212
>eugenics, real equality (not having problems with punching a girl given the circumstances), not believing in Holocaust the way it is presented, fapping to pretty much everything on the internet, eating fetus of my unborn child
>now that I see what I wrote, I kek at my hopes of her understanding
>she takes CP the worst, I used to do it when I was younger though now I CBA with deep webbing it
>she sees this as the worst thing one can possibly do
>hour to hour, moment to moment, her mental image of me is blown to pieces
>she begins crying, saying that she really needs to start people for what they are, not for what she wants them to be
>says that if I wanted to break up with her, this is the most brutal way I could go around it
>we come to a place where we split ways
>she says that whatever she felt to me will never come back, that whatever she thought of me got smudged and won't ever be restored
>she says that I should make the arrangements to go to Australia, as she knows that she can't be with someone like me
>I want to cry but I can't, it just isn't happening
>we share a final kiss, my short term future being changed in one afternoon
>I ride off into the night, listening to Claire de Lune (our song) with full moon, laughing like a maniac
>people believe balding is the end
Haven't watched any northernlion videos in a while
>>29390049
Well it sure as shit isn't the start.
>>29390049
>people believe one example changes the rule
>Arf! AAArrRARrRARARf! RaRrRARrRaf!
*inhale*
>ARRRRRRRRFF! ARRArRRarRRf!
*another dog chimes in*
RUFF! ROWWROWW................................. RUFF!!!!
this goes on for hours and hours, every day.
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SHITLER
>>29390046
Why?
Where you at? Why dog
FUCKING HUMIES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>talking to roastie
>find out she's not a virgin
>call her a 3d whore and block her
>>29390034
>not fucking her first
stupid baka senpai
>>29390385
>wanting sloppy thirds
Disgusting beta cuck, kill yourself
>>29390034
>Complain about being kissless virgin
>Refuse to fuck 99.9% of women for bullshit reasons
>wake up sleepy head
I wish I had a gf that would make me eat her pussy out all the time
>>29390122
>those labia
hnggh fuck
why do i have a roastie fetish
literally the worst kind of fetish to have
>>29390122
If there's more hair on the man's face than on her cunt you have a problem.
>Don't be insecure, anon!
>It's only a toy, it could never replace you
I'm gonna need suace for this one guys. Can a someone help a brotha out?
>>29390010
>it can make me cum but it can't buy me things
suce on this plese, for reasons
>His favorite movie isn't Max Keeble's Big Move
>He doesn't watch Max Keeble's Big Move every day after school
>His mom didn't buy him a Max Keeble's Big Move lunch box
>He's never even seen Max Keeble's Big Move
How does it feel being a big ol fuckin' faggot?
That's inaccurate
>>29390008
I think I watched this movie at least 15 times when I was sick via PayPerView.
Also kek at remembering the bully having PTSD over a frog. Foreshadowing of the beta uprising?
>>29390008
MY man. Loved this movie as a kid
>NEEThood ends tomorrow
>>29389957
>NEEThood starts as soon as I work up the courage, give up my dignity and pretend/admit I have depression
Living the life here guys.
>NEEThood continues tomorrow
>tfw have to keep working to pay for my alcoholism
>beards are manly
>>29389904
Well, not dying it helps.
Manly men can grow a thick beard, but just because you can grow a thick beard doesn't make you manly
>be a robot
>still have more dignity than that guy
what makes a man turn into such a flake?
How do normies fall in love with a woman that isn't a virgin?
How can they accept that their partner has guzzled cum from other men before him and kiss her in the mouth?
How can normies pick the mother of their children to be someone that has been on her knees looking up to another man in the eye while taking cumshots into her throat?
>>29389839
If that's all you can think about when you look at a girl, you're gay
>>29389945
This.
My gf was a virgin before me but she's going to kiss our future childs with a mouth that swallowed so much of my semen.
Not so different from a mouth whose anyone semen has been inside
But she washed since so its all ok
>>29389839
Here's the thing, OP:
Normies are just as depressed and miserable in their day to day lives as robots. They hate their job, their non-virgin partner, the years they've wasted on stupid shit they don't care about, and so on. However, the biggest difference between a robot and normies is that normies try to hide and pretend the pain isn't there. They try to make it seem like everything is going awesome in their lives and they don't give a flying fuck about everything happening to them. Robots on the other hand say, "Fuck that shit! I'm miserable and I hate my life." Normies hate this because you're reminding them of how fake they are. Of how they've set up an entire personality that in no way resembles them. You're taking them away from their herd mentality .
Simply put: normies sacrificed individuality and freedom for comfort and and security. While a robot goes to bed KNOWING his life sucks, normies will go to bed and for a brief period of time, come face to face that everything they've done is a charade to try and impress others.
So when you ask how can normies deal with non-virgin gfs, just know that the vast majority of them are faking it. HARD
So why is it that it seems barely anyone knows how large cup sizes are? Let's look at Lucy Li as an example. Going to her model page at MC nudes and it lists her bra size as a C cup. Go look up some of her stuff and it is clearly evident she is not a C cup. Myself i would estimate she is closer to an E cup (the same as a DD).
You may be asking yourself
>Why mister worksafe does it even matter
It matters because women everywhere are wearing the wrong size bra. Women do watch porn and if they see Luci Li proclaiming a C cup when she is clearly much larger it can lead to them not wearing the proper size.
Titties need to be in the correct bra to blossom. Large tittied women wearing the wrong bra can lead to back pain, which can lead to breast reduction surgery. Which as we all know is blasphemous.
>>29389831
Yes I agree I guess. I really like big titties, I forgot how much I liked them earlier in the winter and my life fell apart after I made a lot of progress toward my goal (to acquire a big titty gf). Recently I've had time to rethink about my goals and I remember how happy I was when working towards a big titty gf and now I'm motivated again.
Did somebody shoop that pic to make her look retarded?
>>29389953
Best of luck to you sir. I hope one day your dreams come true
>be 25 year old loser living with dad and working a shitty wagecuck job taking up all my time, never had a gf etc
>dad is 60, has dated a ton of women since he left mom 20 years ago, all of them in his own age group.. until now
>dad is currently fucking a 23 yo girl from his work who has been staying at our house for 2 weeks now
I'm dying inside, this shit is insufferable, my dads fucking a girl younger than his own kids, and to top it off she is hot as fuck. Like this is the kind of girl id never even think to approach, because she is just way out of my league, and to top it off i have to be around her every day, knowing she is fucking my DAD. FUCK, this whole ordeal is making me sick. Should I just act out my autism on her to acare her off? I cannot take this shit, i feel like the ultimate beta
>>29389788
Only acceptable response is to seduce a woman older than your mom
>>29389788
That'd break me. I'm sorry anon.
>>29389788
Lol buy a gun or make a bomb and then go to a gay bar and just work your demons out
I'm doing this right this time, dubs decides what I message the hottest chick online right now on okcupid (with my real account). Trips beats dubs etc. If I don't get a reply from the hottest girl I move on to the next best thing after that and so on.
>>29389771
ready, let's go
>>29389801
help me out
She's offline now, gonna have to find another girl.
If 99% of /r9k/ is gay, why are the hetero minority so loud and mean?
it's actually the opposite way famalam
>>29389739
>If 99% of /r9k/ is gay
But gays can't be robots, anon
t. fag with aspergers who got a bf
Why are gays so mean
