Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 1443. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 1443. page
>muh master white race
kek, what happened then?
compared to wherever blacks live which are all 100% shitholes?
Only niggers would fuck old fat white whales
White expansion is literally due to them being filthy disease ridden animals that spread new sicknesses wherever they went and europe being a plague ridden shit hole is literally the reason they weren't conquered by the mongols who made it there, said fuck this place and turned around
Now after centuries of being plague vectors medical technology has advanced enough that their disease can't be counted on to suppress others and things are returning to the natural order of the world
the more sex they have when they're younger, the less sex they'll have when they are in a committed relationship.
Im telling you guys. the memes are real. Shes even trying to get me to stop playing video games. And she gets mad when i play my MMO with my friends that ive known almost as long as her.
>>29393248
This is because they use(d) sex as a bargaining/manipulation chip, hence valued it less, hence did it more. It's not rocket science.
>>29393279
>valued it less hence did it more
nice.
I'm not sure what the point of this thread is, except OP is a cuck.
WHY ARE YOU ALL SO OBSESSED WITH GETTING LAID. I can't believe THIS is what everybody hypes up as the greatest experience ever. You robots are missing out on NOTHING.
>Be me, sick of being 22 year old virgin.
>Get Tinder, some fat girl messages me, invites me over
>itshappening.gif
>Pound away for ages, can't feel a fucking thing because condom
>The whole time bored as fuck, thinking about how I could be on 4chan or playing Dota 2
>Can't even finish, pretend to cum and leave ASAP
Sex is literally the biggest normie meme of all, jerking off feels 10x better.
>fat girl
You're doing it wrong
Sex for me - with my girlfriend that I'm in love with and without a condom ofcourse - is literally heaven. What you had was just a waste of time and you've probably desensitized your penis somewhat. I know I desensitized mine before getting a girlfriend and sex is still heaven. Bottom line, find a girl and fall for her and get on my level.
>>29393326
>sex is still heaven
you are such a fucking virgin.
She said yess!
I'm happy for you and for grothnak the devourer
Congratulations OP I'm very happy for you!
>>29393205
OP, as far as I know, you aren't legally allowed to marry cows. Sorry.
Is Elliot Rodger proof that even money can't get you laid if you're genetically ugly?
is it bad I think he was cute? he had a good jaw line and nice lips
>>29393197
He's not even that ugly, it's just his face gives you a bad vibe.
Too bad I look like him.
He wasn't rich enough for the Hollywood blonde stacies he was chasing, he would have done fine if he went for shitskins like himself.
Is violent pornography bad?
no, I just wish there were more with male subs
idk but it turns me on (women getting fucked and hit)
>>29393249
None of that hardcore stuff. I'm into gentle femdom but that just doesn't exist in 3D.
As soon as you type in femdom you get girls kicking a man's pills inside out.
I want to fuck that fish.
The last 30 minutes of that movie were so fucking over the top
>>29393758
Summarise, with spoilers et all.
>>29393861
Fuck spoilers I'm on my phone.
Basically dory got flung out of a truck headed for the Cleveland aquarium that held nemo and his dad who were trying to rescue her.
Then she fucking forgets everything and is just happy to lucky but she wanders into her parents now because plot.
Then she remembers and summons her whale shark and baluga whale friends to help her. They go and swim towards the bridge the truck is headed where there is conveniently some otters there. Dory gets flung up by the shark and makes the otters act all cute so people stop and create a traffic jam.
Then her and an octopus go onto the truck but it starts back up so they literally hijack the truck and start driving it the wrong way up the highway somehow not killing anyone. Then police start chasing them and shooting at them and they ran the truck through a wall and jump off a cliff to go back into the ocean where they are all reunited.
Post more of these images. I want to expand my collection.
Dumping the one I have
Dumping more originally
The last one that I have
I'm so fucking horny. How do I take care of this without sex or porn?
masturbate without porn? very strange notion I know
I'm so fucking hungry. How do I take care of this without eating food?
>>29393166
>Just rub it. Totally takes care of things!
When will this meme end?
>meme detectoring
Ham Radio Dad
Fishing Dad
>weird science shit
>tfw not even full 5 inches when erect
a-at least i'm uncut right?
>>29393082
same here, it sucks anon
uncut makes them qt and not horse cock look alikes
>>29393082
>>29393638
Asian manlets detected
>>29393729
am britbong whiteboi
just unlucky
>ywn have your pure white wife cuck you with a superior hung native american man to punish you for your white male privelage
why live?
>>29393081
Fuck off, mr. brainwash Lizzardman
>>29393081
but he never found out and was much happier for it. that show had a lot to teach about cucking
>>29393081
FUCK OFF SHILL
U
C
K
O
F
F
S
H
I
L
L
Anyone else an atheist who wants to go back to believing? How do I find God again? How can I be convinced of His existence?
To be honest I don't think any sane adult with an IQ over about 80 truly believes, it's just a coping mechanism. That's why you only see people willing to die en mass for their religion in low IQ shitholes like Africa and the Mid East.
>>29393067
You can't. Belief is not a choice. Being convinced isn't something you do, it's something that happens to you.
You can't choose to believe any more than you can choose to get sick.
>>29393113
Go google Thomas Aquinas for me sweetcheeks. Plenty of smart people believe strongly.
>>29393067
Tip: >>29393113 is retarded.
99% of people who declare themselves atheists are deeply religious. 'I don't believe in God' doesn't mean that those people stop believing in free will, some sort of 'universal consciousness', 'reality being a simulation', 'reality being subjective', and other nonsense. Materialism and parsimony of beliefs is literally a one-in-a-million affair.
So they have finally admitted that sex is a human right
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1303273/Councils-pay-disabled-visit-prostitutes-lap-dancing-clubs.html
>>29393020
I hope this is real just so Stacey's can see what it's like when their tax dollars go towards things they don't like.
>>29393020
>sex
>a human right
Wat
Wouldn't this be like making video games or TV a human right, except that giving people this right involves coercion? This is like right "not to be catcalled" in that it's incredibly hard to enforce because you have to regulate culture rather than government. (Unless Gubbie creates an organization of prostitutes to go fuck people)
>>29393155
How is it coercion to send a guy to where it's legal? The window girl doesn't have to fuck the tard, and the top girls won't.
Who wears all black?I do this because it kinda feels cool and edgyAlso black fits me
>>29392995
all black is hard to pull off while looking good but I wear gray most of the time
>>29392995
i used to do it but i end up looking like fag i stop doing it i suck at fashion
All black is only good if you're wearing different textures.
