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Hi guys!
Hows your day?
I'm doing fantastic myself!
Say, do you have any funny reaction images?
>>29388996
>tfw missed 000
>>29388996
Howdy-ho, Anon! It's such a lovely day today!
>>29389019
what a nice day indeed!
i have a funny dog pic !
Would you robot give her a chance?
Women with 70 inch ass
http://www.urbanleak.com/this-chick-is-breaking-the-internet-with-her-70-inch-ass/
she says it natural
that's literally just unusually distributed fat
I wouldn't even fuck her with a borrowed dick.
I mean it's just natural for a white man to want to fuck a black woman right?
imagine how fucking great it would be if she had a thick cock and some fat balls
imagine if you had like special pheremones that turned all black guys into traps hungry for your dick in minutes
>>29389009
yes, yes!
I'd totally be handjobbing her dick with one hand while fucking her in the ass while massaging her breasts with another.
brb, have to fap.
>>29388969
I fucked a half black girl a couple times. It was a cuckold situation so it was kind of weird. I was 22 and she was 19. Met the couple on craigslist. They were cool, he was white, she was half black. She became obsessed with my dick because of the size, while his was average more or less. They broke up and she went and got pregnant by some other dude. For a while though, i had a black girl thinking about my cock every day. Thats pretty cool.
>Just got hired on full time landscaping
>Have to wake up at 6:00 a.m every morning
>Work until 3:00 p.m
Problem is I go to bed around 12 to 1 in the morning, therefore i am getting only like 5 or 6 hourss of sleep.
>Should i become a neet and change my whole schedule?
I have to wake up at 5:25am to get to work for 6:30. I to am done at 3:00pm. I try to be in bed ready to fall asleep at 11:30 pm
#wageslaveproblems
>>29389371
Yup. Nothin' worse then making good money. I just hate it when I check my bank and see I have a good amount of disposable income
>be me
>have younger sister, 4 years younger
>she has friend who is a 1 older than her
I'll call her "Lizzy"
>Lizzy was tall for her age, but always shorter than me
>She is just an annoying pest to me
>Sister moves out of state with my mom so the last time i see Lizzy is when im 16 and shes 12
>7 years later im 23
>Go to bar and see Lizzy there for the first time in years
>She is now 6 ft1-6 ft2, gorgeous face, full very in shape body, and is 20 years old
>I am 5 ft 9, and about 145 lbs
>Realize she looks older/more mature than I do now
>She is walking around with confidence despite not even being there legally (shes 20)
>She comes over to me, "hey anon, remember me?"
>"Of course i do" i say sort of nervoursly
>Cant really start convo out of intimidation so she takes control just to keep things smooth
>She wraps up convo with "We should hang out sometime"
>Add her on FB, she accepts
>Realise that she went from annoying girl to goddess i would love to worship
>Masturbate a few days later to the thought of being submissive to a girl who was once a neighborhood pest.
What do i do?
>>29388836
Hang out with her a few times and try to subtly hint that you like her and want to date her. If she turns you down then oh well.
IT'S JUST LIKE MY ANIMES
COMMENT ON HOW BIG HER BOOBS HAVE GOTTEN
GROPE HER BUTT ON "ACCIDENT" LMAO
>>29388836
>She is now 6 ft1-6 ft2, gorgeous face, full very in shape body, and is 20 years old
You may have a decent chances. The dating pool for tall women is very shallow, even if they're beautiful - a lot of guys are insecure and wouldn't date a tall woman.
>>29388836
>I am 5 ft 9, and about 145 lbs
Well, you are basically genetic refuse, you know this, right? Maybe she could take pity on you or something.
>are you still a virgin anon? ha
At least i don't take public transit like a filthy commoner.
Yeah because you bitches discriminate me based on my looks and height.
>>29388748
No, you just work on public transit cleaning up hobo spittle and creepshot cum off the back of the seats LMAO
There is not a better feel than to be a regular at a fast food joint.
There's this McDonald's in my town where I've went through the drive thru consistently every few days for about a year now. They automatically make my order for me. Four McChickens, one Big Mac, and a large Coca Cola. The new girl is qt and is now starting to automatically make my orders. Pretty fucking comfy dawg.
>regular at mc'dees
>always ask for icee
>they say the machine is broken everytime
>3 years broken and still no icee
should I call corporate? i just want a cherry icee near my house damnit
>he eats fast food so much the employees know his order
>>29388700
sad m8
what happens when you want something different or want to lose weight becasue youre obviously obese
Why are men so desperate for female attention?
>>29388636
>men
*beta nu-males
>>29388636
idk but seeing thirsty men debase themselves for pussy annoys me more than women at this point
women wouldn't be as bad if they didn't have legions of pathetic men enabling them
>>29388636
We're horny and don't give 2 shits about what you have to say and think about us. If there's a way we can get a quick shag from you then we're willing to swallow our pride and attempt to appease used up whores such as yourself
Why don't you just grow an awesome beard and get a great haircut?
>>29388633
>ywn score a vital header for a big club in a big final like Sergio Ramos
IM ENDING IT
beards are for gays lmao
Fernando Torres literally had the same haircut as left pic back in the days and all the women I know had a crush on him.
This doesn't mean shit.
Women Hate Edition
>Stacy talks about her university experience
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbRrlon-COo
>I studied Asian and African history
What did she mean by this?
>>29388540
She's kinda boring. And I don't like that posh accent.
>>29388540
> Asian and African studies at SOAS
>got a call from my jew boss yelling at me to come in early today
How do I stop being a disgusting wagecuck? This isn't how I want to live
>how it actually went
"Hi anon I'm gonna need you to come in a little early today."
"Yes, thats fine"
"Thanks anon."
Ask for a raise and if they say no walk out
>>29388340
if you're in a civilized country, stage a suicide attempt and then get on disability for mental health issues
if you're in America, not sure you're probably fucked
/r9k/ is 95% bait and cuck shit now. Let's have a good old fashioned greentext thread. I propose we have at least one good greentext thread every day.
Have you ever been arrested or had any close calls with the police?
>>29388305
>be op
>start a greentext thread
>dont greentext
>Anno Domini 2016
OP here, heres one of mine
>junior year of college
>hanging out with friend and drinking some beers
>remember that some kid at a party gave me some Xanax one night a couple weeks before that I'd stashed away
>friend encourages me to take them
>not very familiar with Xanax, mostly just drank and smoked weed, but fuck it
>take two
>we keep drinking more beer and eventually move on to liquor
>friend tells me im drinking pretty fast and I should slow down
>I didn't listen
>we go to a party that night
>I'm way more fucked up than I realize
>walk outside at one point
>decide to take a leak on a sexy bright green slugbug in the parking lot
>as I'm doing this, another friend yells out "Anon, it's the cops!"
>yell out "Fuck the police!"
>don't remember if I didn't believe him or why I did that
>"What did you just say? 'Fuck the police'? What was that buddy?"
>turns out the cops really did roll up and one was behind me right then
>asks me whose car I was pissing on and keeps giving me shit
>at first I try to apologize, but eventually fucked up me tried to make a run for it
>didn't get far at all because I was so fucked up
>end up in handcuffs begging the cop to let me go
>he breathalyzes me after threatening to charge me with a sex crime for pissing on the car
>blow over
>he writes me up since I'm underage (just two months before I turned 21) and lets me go
>end up going to court
>get off with nothing more than "refusal of a pbt" since my lawyer was a beast (just a citation with a $150 fine, doesn't stay on my record, basically a traffic ticket)
>thank God every day since
>ordered weed twice off of the dark web
>first time it got caught by customs without me knowing
>second one arrives succesfully
>police got a search warrant and found my 2nd bag
>had to go to the police station to give a confession
>BTFOing statist cucks and feels > reals faggots on /pol/
>thread gets deleted because it hurt janny's feefees
>>29388271
YO MY SPIT IS MY AMMO MY MOUTH IS MY GUN
I LIGHT UP YOUR CREW WITH ONE FLIP OF MY TONGUE AND YOU DONE
>>29388294
THAT POST WAS SICK REMINDED ME OF YOUR DICK
I LOVE YOU BITCH AND YOU WILL NOT COME AROUND HERE NO MORE
>>29388321
Shut the fuck up, you god damn cuck
Porn is literally cucking yourself.
Instead of seeking a mate you watch another male penetrate a female you desire.
The only acceptable form of porn is solo cute traps pics.
Discuss.
>>29388204
Hehe I said this too to trigger porn watchers. It worked.
But I actually only like solo woman stripteases. That and lesbian kissing.
So hentai is the ultimate cuckoldry
>>29388204
not true, I only watch lesbian porn.
Do you have a collection of anything robots?
One thing I collect is silver spoons. I get one when I go somewhere. As you can see I don't go out to many places
I also like collecting gold/silver
These are my sovereigns
>>29388165
at least you've been to canada m8.
I used to collect football jerseys and cds but now I cant' afford it anymore
>>29388165
when I was 12ish I would have, but as an adult I don't feel the need to collect things like that because the memories in my head.
