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>I'm really smart but i'm just lazy
I got a 2250 on my sats without doing a day of studying.
I skipped all my classes in high school and ended with straight c's though
>>29389729
>>29389996
grats nerd
>>29389996
I did better.
But then I went to uni and found out it counts for nothing since Chadwick is both really smart and hardworking... as well as handsome, fit, rich and fucking grills every weekend between study sessions.
>tfw no juicy butt gf
Why live?
>>29389695
post juicy butts desu
do girls fart in their sleep?
>>29389758
Yesshit was hilarious
t.Anon with a sister
Do robots think its wrong to mate with an asian and create a half-white/asian son? Could have a small dick, and could become the Elliot Roger.
>>29389683
>son
what is wrong with you?
just make an adorable half-asian daughter.
I think it's wrong to mate and create offspring with anyone.
>>29389683
It is the only way to battle te crippling fertility rates in the Western world.
That and a the right diet.
anyone know some fun vidya I can get autistically immersed into?
also have some fun with this
>>29389669
Open world rpg's are probably your best bet
>Fallout series
>Elder scrolls series
>Souls series
>Shadow of the colossus
>Severance blade of darkness
Albeit not all of them are open world rpgs but you could definitely get immersed in them
>>29389669
something like factorio?
>>29389669
Renowned Explorers is pretty fun. Go around planning optimal routes, optimal parties and collecting treasures
For me probably the realization that women are incapable of loving a man truly. I guess I am just going to become gay.
yeah, a woman doing really stupid things out of love for someone is unheard of, right?
you must be +18 y/o to post here
I'm actually going to die one day. I hope hell doesn't exist.
>>29389664
I hope it does exist. I think an eternity of torture is better than an eternity of nothing.
Anyone else here /wagecuck that immediately dives into depressive NEETdom as soon as the weekend hits/?
I don't like my job, and I don't like having free time. Just end it.
Picture unrelated.
>>29389587
I enjoy my job but I still spend the entire weekend in bed in a dark room just sleeping and listening to music
Same here, when i have nothing to do i Gonna scratch my head, and get depressed.
>>29389903
Do you enjoy doing that?
Why not just fuck a nest of wasps, r9k? They're basically women but without any standards 1
>>29389471
try it and report back
I mean, shit. Well played, anon. 10/10. Would click on this post and comment again.
great idea, do it and post your result
What music are you listening to this week? share some good songs with your fellow robots.
been in a chill mood this week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dldnT46oCrs&index=14&list=PLVAa1_ZtH7aHZGBIu8oPMlT82ZIbiwRsP
psytrance for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHxBCj7xi00
>>29389461
ma niga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_5ZoHKclIs&list=PL4trOffV3ogEZ1Gx5R6osI9UhZCzI8OwP&index=17
http://youtu.be/wPp291_E14M
So gud
>work buddies invite me to go clubbing on friday, tells me were gonna be hauling bitches
>read up on art of manliness (popped up dress shirt, golden bling, scruffy hair, check)
>get invited by a group of lesbians thinkin we was gay
>tons of attention from other lads and recieve broshakes and high fives
yeah ok I'm done with this shit. Bald + goatee look woulda been way more manly.
If only I was born with tyrones macho features, nobody mistakes him for a faggot.
>artofmanliness
>>29389451
Pic related?
I would have guessed FtM or gay
>>29390736
bit of a babyface but let's not exaggerate.
Hello /r9k/
I need help from people who made it to the otherside, I'm sure memetic shitposting will ensue, but I hope at least someone can relate to this and give me some advice.
I'm 18 and ending high school soon and have no idea what am I gonna do with my life.
It seems that I am just naturally an unhappy person, and I would love for someone to show me otherwise.
I'm 6 feet tall, and I have very decent facial aesthetics and a basically Chad anatomy but I screwed that up by being fat.
I have a number of talents, but I have pursued fully very few of them, since I'm a lazy fuck.
I'm desperate to have a girlfriend yet I can't seem to ever fall in love.
I'm actually able to analyze what makes people happy and what would surely make my life more productive and fullfiling, but I still struggle to find meaning to it.
Can someone please fucking tell me what's wrong with me.
>>29389433
i only have this post to judge you, but you sound extremely full of yourself and i already dont like you.
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU GOD DAMN NORMIE
>>29389472
This desu original originffg
What did you get your dad for father's day, /r9k/?
Black people need not reply
Whisky
>>29389430
A bike seat cover
Dad's been in jail since I was 5 so he can get fucked. Sent him a card though because my sister insisted
They are our sisters, mothers, aunts and cousins. they deserve better than this hate.
I use to think like you, my fellow Robots. but I relised just how biased I was, thinking of me me me me in plight of all the women that suffer at the hand of this very bias that I am talking about. heed, heed you fools!
Sorry OP.
The real redpill is that your own mother and sister are just like every other woman. And no you shouldn't hate them, but yes you should beware of them, avoid being controlled by them, and avoid spending too much time with them for fear of them contaminating you with effeminate behaviour.
this is a shill.
they have been spamming these same type of threads for days now. fuck off. hidden!!
>>29389399
Why would I want to date my mother and sisters?
>>29390036
Don't worry, they can't defeat assburger with repetition. It only works on Normitypicals.
>be 19 year old black guy
>was ready to enter university for computer science
>now I see it's pointless
I saw a thread on here last night about a black guy who worked at Raytheon, apparently even he isn't allowed to have a gf because he's black.
Should I just kill myself? I don't want to share in his grief. All I wanted was a cute gf and a nice life. I saw pic related recently and it gave me hope.
just be glad to have such a convenient excuse why no girls want you and shut up.
Go to the Philippines, say you want a wife. Youll have one in 5mins who'll cook and clean for you. You may have to support her big family though. But then, they live in thr Pilipines where its like $2/day
>>29389370
What do you mean "isn't allowed"?
I feel like doing the /r9k/ decides what I say next game with my real okcupid account. Anyone in?
Fucking start, faggot.
Nah
Original dos wolfenstein 3d where too many dead bodies piled up makes enemies invisible when they're standing on/near the pile Comment
>>29389121
I'm picking the hottest girl online right now, pic related.
>>29389148
come again?
Im gonna have to instruct a girl I like at work for the next two weeks
Im gonna try to touch her boobs
>>29389093
Well. Here's a plan that can't fail.
>>29389093
fucking don't.
Flirt with her, try to get comfortable with her but for the love of god don't
>>29389093
go right ahead retard
probably bait but I wouldn't put it past some of the autists here
