>work buddies invite me to go clubbing on friday, tells me were gonna be hauling bitches
>read up on art of manliness (popped up dress shirt, golden bling, scruffy hair, check)
>get invited by a group of lesbians thinkin we was gay
>tons of attention from other lads and recieve broshakes and high fives
yeah ok I'm done with this shit. Bald + goatee look woulda been way more manly.
If only I was born with tyrones macho features, nobody mistakes him for a faggot.
>artofmanliness
>>29389451
Pic related?
I would have guessed FtM or gay
>>29390736
bit of a babyface but let's not exaggerate.
>those earrings
s-so what kind of golden bling did you swipe from mom?
>>29389451
you look like a bad tranny m8 holy shit, are those fucking colored contacts? TWO earrings? also looks like you are wearing lip shimmer
Liberace would have called you a faggot
>>29389451
Might've (mostly) been the earrings, my dude.
>>29391082
I see all sorts of niggers wearing gold. then again
>niggers
would look straight in a tutu