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>You hold her hand in class
>Chad cums in her ass
>>29395830
Sometimes I fuck me
Sometimes I fuck women
>>29395830
Sometimes I take it in the ass
Sometimes I give it in the ass
>>29395830
>hold her hand
GET OUT NORMIE!
ways to kill yourself that look like an accident? the actor who played chekov in the new shitty star trek films died by getting run over by his own car in his driveway. Looks like a freak accident but it strikes me as a good way to commit suicide that looks accidental. I would want to go out like that, becuase I think it would be easier for my family to think I died in an accident rather than by suicide.
>>29395821
youre a cuck for actually caring about how your apparent death looks
>>29395857
Accidents hurt less than suicide
dont do it op, why do you wanna die?
has anyone ever been on holiday on thier own?
i have loads of money and free time right now and theres so much stuff i want to do but ive got no mates do it with because therye all sanctimonious cunts and i cant be bothered with anyone round here anymore
should i go on my own?
>>29395779
My crippled uncle told me to just get in my car and drive somewhere interesting like the west coast of Ireland.
I'll book some time off work after a wedding next month and go do it, he's a smart guy and seems to know best.
Do what you like.
You totally can. Visit a bunch of cities. Sightseeing&stuff at day, going to bars at night.
>>29395779
I was a d had fun Inspent a week going around dif bars getting my dick sucked by other men even fucked a trap
>be black
>go to college
>the black women there are all without fail, fat leftist SJWs with unpleasant personalities who get all their opinions from tumblr
>all taking gender studies classes and have retarded names like "Love"
>mfw they expect me to date them over normal non black women just because I'm the same ethnicity as them
Fuck off, you're the most undesirable race of women for good reason.
>>29395764
It's like milo says.
BLM is some sort of lesbianic cult.
Celibacy or whatever non-crazy you can get famalam.
Have you considered boy pucci?
>>29395859
>Have you considered boy pucci?
No, because I'm not corrupted by /lgbt/
I'm not like this and I've never even been to college but at the same time I don't want a black bf or any bf at all
>got a gf
>kissing her, had boner
>lose boner when i took her pants off to fuck her
is there anything worse than this? what the fuck are you supposed to even do? why does this happen to me?
Keep fooling around till you get hard again. Think about fucking her. Ask her to get you hard with her mouth. Whatever.
>>29395739
Did you foreplay?
>>29395739
Hmm you might be BIfurious and more attracted to me hence losing the boner, try out men on Grindr or fap to Kimber James
8/10 roommate's muscle Chad "just a friend" friend is coming over tonight
>Option 1: Stay in and feel uncomfortable in their presence (knowing they're desperate to fuck)
>Option 2: Go out, knowing that they're fucking at that very moment
>>29395692
Option 3: Wait in your room and start jacking off once they start to go at it
Don't be a cock blocking faggot. If you weren't good enough for her to fuck, then what makes you think cock blocking her friend is going to solve anything?
Let them fuck, go to a bar, and find some other girl to fuck. Jesus man, how beta are you?
>>29395721
>go to a bar
>Option 2
>Noone wants to hire me,not even as a burgerflipper
>Competition is so fucking high nowadays,only work addicts and people with all kinds of experience and studies have decent chances
>terrible at long-term studies,can only get 2-3 months garbage courses
>I will be a NEET during my whole life,wheter I like it or not
>I will never know what is like to get out of home and drive my car through work and back because I don't have a car nor a job
>last time I attended a restaurant was 10 years ago,family paying everything of course
>chances of starting a family myself are also discarded,unless I leech off someone or I take the role of the house husband,something also impossible since if I ever get a partner (lol) I will sure have to be a provider
>I will never be the one paying dinners,giving presents or casually going out to bars because I can't even afford a goddamn drink
>I will never sympathize with normies,or those people at social gatherings that talk about how much they've worked today or about their bosses/salaries/co-workers That is an unknown world to me.
>I go to libraries and read random books or go to conferences whenever my parents can afford to give me money for public transport to simulate and fool myself that I actually have some kind of "routine" and Im busy as everyone else doing important things
>many of these conferences end early anyways and in the libraries I just end up playing videogames in my laptop so I still have a lot of free time left looking for more talks or conferences near my home to avoid feeling miserable once and once again
>Starting to get an inferiority complex whenever I compare myself with people with degrees.Even if they are worthless.
>I actually smile when people say that in a no so far future robots will take most of the jobs so more people will know what is like to feel useless
T-that's it for now I guess.
Apply to grocery stores as a cashier and make sure you list that you're available ANY time. Guaranteed job. I used to work at one, and I walked there since I don't have a car either.
>>29395669
Dude just meet men on Grindr and have sex with them for free food and weed and some cash, or camwhore
>>29395669
Become a trucker op, schools only a month or teo, and you can turn your truck i to a filthy neet paradise and still fit in with all the other hairy fat fucks trucking.
Deep down who I am is a very apathetic and quiet person. I have to pretend like I'm not and force myself to socialize with people day by day.
If I completely gave up and embraced the real me who's depressed and disinterested with the rest of the world what will happen?
litte info about me
>5'10 210lbs
>Mexican descent
>>29395650
Would fuck Kimber James?
>>29395650
You end up alone, people will forget about you, you realize that even though you socialized they never really cared about you
>>29395650
What would happen? You would start fapping to traps with feminine penis if you don't already, then after that you would make a profile on Grindr and become some bears fuck toy
>be brazilian
>buy 3 pounds of meat at the local meatchery
>the meat has black stains on it but smells good
>figure i'll just cut off the bad parts
>spend 3 hours between prepping the meat, lighting the cheap grill and cooking it
>take first bite
>tastes like raw rat meat
end it, familia
Shit thread desu famalam
>>29395912
thanks for the pity reply, my man
>>29395536
sorry dewd
remembr to eate anohn
>>29395478
Dont tell me what to do frog boy
I drink my calories, thanks
i stil get prety hungryy thouhgh :-/
Oh my god, this is disgusting!
Why is /pol/ still a board!?!? us robots need to do something about the evil nazis over on that board ruining our idols!
Shut up faggot grow some balls and leave your moms basement
>>29395445
I'm disgusted. The fact that /pol/ is still allowed to exist in this day and age is incomprehensible. It's 2016, people!
>>29395445
Based reviewbrah
ls he the hero this board needs?
You niggers are all made out of this.
Nothing more
Nothing less
n o
o n e
c a r e s
n e r d
Who else /bottom quarks/ here? Why is finding top quarks so hard?
>>29395393
Dude, the idea that we're all made of really tiny things that are all kinda the same has been around for over 2500 years. I think I got the memo, but thanks for the reminder.
Is it possible for a robot and a femanon to be just friends? Will the robot eventually develop feelings for the other?
>>29395389
>Is it possible for a robot and a femanon to be just friends?
Maybe.
>Will the robot eventually develop feelings for the other?
Let's be honest.. if you talk to us at all in real life, yeah it'll probably happen with most of us.
NOW SHOO SHOOOOO OFF THIS BOARD NORMIE.
Robot won't devleop feelings because he knows better than to fall for any girl that's nice to him. He's been shut down or unintentionally cucked so many times that he knows that having feelings will just lead to heart break. He knows that even if they do date, she'll leave him for someone better once they realize how much of a disappointment or how boring he is.
Robots do not give anything worth being loyal to. Meet up with any girl and her group of friends and see how she treats her orbiters. She constantly makes fun of them and doesn't see them as people.
>>29395389
kek
Is it possible for a mutt to hang out with a piece of steak? Nah, no matter how off the steak, that mutt's gonna eat that shit up.
Welcome back to Land'o'Feels!
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>>29395360
first for #Cut4Dendy
dumping screenshots with my retarded FOV
Server is not pirate friendly unfortunately.
If anyone has questions feel free to drop them here.
Who /luciddreaming/ here
There was a point, a couple of months back where I regularly did. But it resulted in me hating myself more when I eventually woke up. Just makes things worse
>>29395358
>Who /lucidmemeing/ here
fixed
>>29395358
I am nowadays always aware of dreaming. The nastiest nightmares are those in which I try to wake up, in these dream it seems like I do - this repeats itself several times untill I do wake up.
The ones I can control however, are kind of /naughty/
