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ITT: We post shit that normies say/do that trigger the fuck out you
>stacy sister dates a chad from the military
>knocks her up on the first date and she refuses to abort the abomination
>she has no way to support the kid but decides to have it anyway to hook him in
>to the surprise of nobody, chad leaves her
>she banks on chad's child supportbux
>9 months later she has the baby
>stacy sister mad i wont hold her child support mistake at family gathering
>reply with "no thanks" because i hate kids
>everyone smiles and remarks how i must be scared of holding it
>i could not care less if it died on the spot and want nothing to do with it
>entire family mad i wont hold CHAD AND STACY'S MISTAKE AND COMPLAIN EVERY WAKING HOUR ABOUT IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stop being a little bitch. That's your nephew for fuck's sake.
>>29396379
>sympathizing with chad and stacy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhKGtgcZghc
>>29396335
I hate when they flame Robros for wanting to fuck feminine cock, there is nothing gay about Kimber James
Who was the sexiest girl you ever had a conversation with?
Black girl named Karina that liked me for some reason. She was out of my league and I was intimidated by that. There was also a butter face girl named Jenna that had DD cups, but I moved before I ever got anything to happen between us.
>>29396334
one of my former coworkers, redhead with slim body, pale skin, and huge tits. she's way out of my league though, but it was nice whenever we had a conversation, she smelled really good too
>>29396334
In High School one time when Math class ended the queen of Staceys came up to me and tried to start a convo. I wasn't THAT good looking, but compared to everyone in my area I was above average. Too bad I was too awkward to go anywhere with it.
Is 31 too old to try to become a doctor(physical therapist)? I have a Master's in accountancy so I guess I only need to do the required courses
No? Why would it be? Although bear in mind that medical school is insanely competitive and intense.
>>29396304
just become a personal trainer. you don't need any education whatsoever for that.
>>29396304
Why considering switching from accounting?
I'm 24 now any other anon's feel ''too old'' for all this Anime/Otaku culture, now?
Most other fans at past conventions I have been to & met, have all been under 20 years of age.
I've even lost interest in watching it now. Same for most other fans that I've known for years who are getting my age & 25+
>Anyone else feeling too old for this whole
Also as a side note: I recently met a femanon who showed interest in me
>She's 19 & obsessed with anime.
Even though she's a qt, I feel like I'm way too old to hook up with her because her interests in otaku culture now seem kinda immature to me.
Is this what growing up feels like?
Title should read ''Growing out of anime/otaku culture''
Fuck.
Inb4: ''Adults can spell.''
I didn't get too old for animu
Animu changed in the mid 2000's from demon rape to endless piles of moe shit
Got "out" of it 2007, rediscovered it last year and watched more than ever before. I'm 30.
Where are my LDR bros at?
How long you've been together?
Have you met each other yet?
What's the distance between you two?
Do you think it will work out in the end?
Is she cute?
I was in a LDR about a year ago and it was pure shit. Italian bitch with huge tits and she was crazy in bed whenever we met but being able to only see her once in ever 2 or 3 weeks was annoying. We often got into fights and cancel our meetings, regret it a day later and had to wait another week. It lasted about 3 months
She keeps making excuses for blowing me off, or just plain ignores me. I've been telling myself I need to just break up but I never go through with it because being alone is worse, if only slightly.
Where are my LDR bros at? Here.
How long you've been together? 2 years.
Have you met each other yet? Twice, visiting again in August.
What's the distance between you two? 1k miles more or less.
Do you think it will work out in the end? Yes.
Is she cute? The cutest.
>>29397806
Bring it up with her and if she continues to blow you off, then break it off. You gotta man up, it's better to be unhappy alone than to be unhappy in a relationship and stressed out over stuff like this.
>tfw you realize both your parents are hoarders
>they're divorced, when I had the rare opportunity to peek in his apartment, I was shocked to see old moldy newspapers all over the fucking floor and stuff everywhere. a hardcore hoarder.
>live with mother, and she doesn't do shit to clean up and keeps bringing new stuff. fat lazy cow.
>i manage to keep my nesting under control, today I threw away some of her shit
>don't want to end up like them
>when i was little I didn't bring any friends home because I was ashamed of the mess
>my parents fucked up my life, it's making me depressed
>i love them but don't like them
i am legit triggered by hoarding
i hate it so much
>>29396169
your parents didn't "fuck up" anything you're just too pathetic and self-victimizing to take any responsibility for your own actions
>>29396169
My dad is a hoarder and my mother can't stop buying shit, then she complains about not having enough money.
If I ever move out I will be living a minimalist lifestyle.
Is Comp. Sci. major a meme nowadays?
It's been a meme since like 2010 maybe earlier
>>29396236
Can you or anyone explain why or how it's a meme?
nice ' ' OP
gg
The ride ends now
https://youtu.be/dbL-NSkXnl8
I hope someone In this place likes this thing
>>29396066
I do and I've already watched it
What did you think?
>>29396127
I have mixed feelings
I was kind of expecting that finale but It just feels bizarre
But as always, really good
>>29396177
Yeah I get what you mean, I was hoping that it'd be wrapped up conclusively but at the same time the way it finished sort of leaves dhmis open to whatever interpretation you can apply to it
>supposed to be making time logs of what I did at work every day and how many hours each day
>haven't been for a month now
>can't remember very well what I did and when
>they're due in by wednesday
H E L P
M E
Are you a valuable asset your company? Like are you one of the people that management likes to have around or are you the type of person the company can do without? If you're the former, come clean, because they'll respect your honesty and do their best to help you. If you're the latter, lie by filling it up with believable shit.
>Pay attention to what you do tomorrow
>Copy and paste the same routine for every single day
>Add slight variations
>Change it a little to match up with the timelines for any projects you worked on
Bada bing bada boom, dw OP no one reads that shit anyways
>>29396048
>>29396067
alright I got it
I can do this
Thanks squad
Why is gayposting the easiest shitposting tool for this board. Are robot males really that insecure about their sexuality?
>>29395995
They definitely are. Also anything about women makes them collectively shit their pants.
>>29395995
Yeah. I think a lot of young men are frustrated and don't understand that the longer you spend frustrated, the gayer you can get. It's not an identity thing.
I personally could totally look a dude in the eye and fuck his ass or suck his dick.
But I'm not gay.
>>29395995
Braaaaaaaap
Originalio
Hello wagecucks! Thanks for joining me this afternoon. I know my lifestyle is a bit misunderstood by the common man such as yourself, so I thought I should give people a glimpse into the life of a NEET.
Here is my average day:
12PM: Wake up with my mind and body feeling completely refreshed after taking a nice 10 hour slumber
12:30 PM: Prepare myself a healthy and organic breakfast of steel cut oatmeal and fry up some free range eggs and grass fed bacon.
1:00 PM: Hop on /pol/ to get the important news of the day
2:00 PM: Ride my bicycle into town to exercise at the gymnasium
2:30 PM: arrive at the gymnasium where I lift weights and afterwards play a fun game of 3v3 basketball with some people I meet
4:00 PM: take a walk down to the beach and relax in my hammock with a beautiful view of the ocean, plug in my headphones and enjoy some music
5:00 PM: Time for lunch! I ride my bike to wendy's. Today they are having a special where you get a hamburger and chicken sandwich for only $5. What a deal!
5:30 PM: Ride my bicycle back to my house
6:00 PM: Im starting to feel a bit sweaty from my long day of fun, time for a bubble bath!
6:30 PM: My favorite baseball team is starting to play soon, so I turn on the TV, open up /sp/ for some shitposting, grab myself a couple craft brews and prepare to get real comfy
10:00 PM: My team won! So glad I had time to watch the whole game. Now its time for some vidya. Just picked up B03 and NBA 2k16. Both are really quite fun.
12:00 AM: Dinner time! Just got some potatoes and beef from a local farmers market. Eating is so much cheaper when you have time to cook your own food!
2:00 AM: Cuddle up in my bed and dream of another perfect day. Going to sleep is much easier when you don't have to worry about an alarm clock or report deadlines!
So now can a wagecuck please tell me why the hell I would want to get a job? Sure I don't have much money, but money does not being me happiness. Freedom does.
>>29395965
Thisis a great average day. I don't have one myself because I like variation.
Wagecuck here. Here's my day.
8:30 PM: Wake up for work and take a shower
10:00 PM: Arrive at work, where coworker whose shift I'm taking over gives me status updates on the patients I serve
10:30 PM: Order myself a quality pizza from one of the nice pizza shops near me
11:00 PM: Deliver elderly patient their meds before I chow down on my quality pizza
11:30 PM: Vidya time! All the patients are asleep, so I get to get cozy in the nice office apartment and play PS4 games on the big flat screen TV. I meet up with my regular friends on Overwatch for some quality fun!
6:00 AM: Most of my Overwatch friends are asleep, so I enjoy some FFX, a classic!
8:00 AM: End of my my shift! My coworker arrives to take over my duties as we share pleasant conversation. An excellent end to a hard days work!
8:30 AM: Time to relax! Pull up some 4chan and tuck myself into bed.
12:00 PM: Doze off into a comfy slumber as I anticipate my next night of fun and the paycheck I'll soon receive!
>>29396910
Anon I know you're trying to be cute but medfags don't have actual free time
t. Anon in residency
Full Moon
>>29395960
Time to get frisky ;)
>>29395960
When did the moon get so small?
>>29396196
The moon always looks like that.
>tfw can't take revenge on school bullies
>>29395898
but you can.
Just open your mouth, start cursing them. If you scream out in bitterness, this is the most destructive.
>>29395898
Know your place faggot.
My bullies were dead or locked up and the female bullies have children with no fathers.
I don't want revenge but I do enjoy knowing they didn't make it.
>22
>khv
>poor
>5'4 manlet
>mental issues from a fucked up life with a broken family
>going back to school for graphic art and my aunt still hates me because i didn't get a mcjob
>and now LITERALLY balding
Give me a reason why I shouldn't kill myself TODAY
Live and be a twink/trap
>>29395879
You can just shave your head
>>29395904
Balding traps are so hot m8
>22
>still enjoy playing Minecraft
Will I ever grow out of being beta?
Dude you're 22, it's time to grow up. Stop playing Minecraft and try that thing called socialising.
>>29395846
I still play minecraft too and I'm 23, I tried quitting but get too much enjoyment out of playing it.
>>29395846
same, but that's because I like autismo sandbox games (I play creative mode kek).
I'm not really addicted tho. Kinda quit it for like two months at a time and then get back to it. I'd play other vidya more if I had a decent computer.
