My pooptub is growing maggots, how do I kill them?
>pooptub
please prove this OP
Insecticide can be bought from any store carrying home and garden supplies
>>29105272
pls pls show
>There are """girls""" browsing /r9k/ RIGHT NOW without a penis
>they consider themselves feminine
how can you be feminine if you don't even have a cute little feminine penis?
Is there something more feminine than a feminine penis?
dsfsdfsfsd dfsdf sdf sdfs
>>29105309
>she claims to be a girl
>she doesn't even have a feminine penis
Why are you guys so pathetic?
You could be out making something of yourself but instead you sit on 4chan and call anyone who calls you out for being a worthless mouth-breather a "normie" and that anything you don't like is just "bait".
Like I get that you can't change every aspect of yourself but you don't even try.
>>29105125
This is b8 and you're a normie, not much else to it
sage btw
>>29105757
You literally just proved my point. "this is b8" and you even spelled it like a retard. great job anon
Fuck you kid you're a faggot. Eat my short dick. You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a two hour shit for all I care!
Be careful, this summerfag is about to get edgier than a razor
I cannot stand people like her. The kind that are just trash, will never amount to anything more than a fucking cashier. I honestly want to see people like her die.
The kind of person who is an inconvenience to everyone around her, who has no concern for anything around them or in the world, just their Instagram followers and memes.
This stupid bitch came to our school with a homemade T-Shirt with Pepe and the lyrics of Wake Me Up on it. She's that kind of cancer. What is the thought process...
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My computing class is 70% reddit memers like this and they all act like they're the funniest fucking people ever.
Knew a bitch just like that, physically and personality wise.
>>29105093
>Not being happy that there's someone to help you check out your tendies
Retail is always looking for jobs and more people that end up there more places for competent people fill the important rolls
I always wondered, why do rapists and child molesters get beaten by other inmates in prision?
Do they really think they are any better? The fact that they are in prision means they are nothing more than rats anyway
>>29104997
because they think they have the right to do so
and since the pedophiles arent rich like Dan schneider for instance and cant get away with it
>>29104997
because child molesters are universally hated
What are your feelings on the wave of sex attacks by migrants on western women?
By judging this board, I'm guessing most of you view it with Misogynistic schadenfreude.
>>29104996
Literally do not care. I know three girls tops that I would protect outside of myfamily, and they are all basically nuns. (Very devout, non degenerate). Everyone else can get fucked.
it wouldn't be tolerated in America.
>>29104996
Its called karma. The women welcomed them in with open eyes knowing full well all they love to do is murder and rape women and children and take welfare and free housing. If they say they don't deserve to be raped or murdered by one of migrants then they are liar and hypocrite. This is karma in action.
Do Robots drink coffee?
It honestly makes me feel amazing (We should always feel this way), I've only recently discovered it, but seriously if you do not drink coffee you need to start.
>Euphoric feeling lasting 1-2 hours
>Confidence
>Alertness
>its cheap
I'm not saying you'll start being a robot but it does turn the day by day grind more enjoyable.
>>29104937
>Start being
Stop being*
>>29104937
I drink it but, alas, I use it as a sleep substitute, since I fucked my sleep schedule up and I can't fix it currently. So I get much less out of it ;~;
>hot drinks
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"poke my boypussy uncle anon"
watdo
>>29104893
I would be angry at him because I'm not a guy.
At least call me auntie you little gay shit.
>>29104893
Cover his ass in oiland set it on fire
tell him to look more like a boy and less like a girl
i want my boypussy to be attached to a boy
Why don't you become Chad?
>hurr durrs genetics
motorcycling fit well-read drummer you>no hobbies bitter fat you
If you change nothing, nothing will change
>>29104778
Being a chad isn't about physical appearance faggot. It's a collective of egotistical behavoir, self importance, money, social skills, good looks, etc and a lot of what a chad is isn't something you just become.
>>29104778
>no hobbies
"hobbies I don't like"
I started piano and I'm shit but girls seem to like it.
Also pretty fit but no abs, so prefer not going shirtless.
Eh I'm pretty normie, was pretty autistic in middle and high school but I grew out of it. Genetics are like 5/10.
It's mainly luck.
survival guide to surviving in today's world
1. acquire job
2. don't move out
3. buy frozen foods you can microwave because its easy to prepare, and can be delicious. its cheap and takes no effort at all compared to going out to eat, or cooking yourself. if you can cook for yourself, more power to you.
4. gym membership
5. acquire marijuanas
6. acquire twitchfu - no commitment, no drama, only fun.
Frozen foods are cheap? Uhhh, no
>marijuana
fuck off with that degenerate normie shit.
>>29104749
>twitchfu
what the fuck does this mean you autistic degenerate?
/r9k/ there is this guy in my class spreading rumors that im a pedo. What should i do to get back at him?
Spread rumors that he's a nazi, duh.
>>29104720
Confront him in front of everybody. That's the only way.
>>29104720
Fuck off you disgusting pedo
1. Where are you from?
2. Are girls from where you live typically busty or flat-chested?
3. Do YOU prefer them busty or flat-chested?
>>29104663
1. USA, California, 951 area code
2. I'm 18 and most high schoolers I just graduated with were typically C-DD, but my girlfriend is DDD
3. I prefer busty
>>29104663
this map is kind of surprising really
it says greater than d but most girls seem to have small breasts where i live
>>29104852
stupid normie, wtf do you want from me?
why are you here? tell me now
HOLY SHIT
Is this the most #BluePill movie ever?
STACY: "I think we should take a break from our relationship and meet other people."
BETA: "I don't need to take a break to know I love you and want to spend the rest of my life with you."
STACY: "But I wanna fuck Chaaaaaad, so fuck off. Do you think I care about your feelings?"
BETA: "OK. =("
>Stacy proceeds to fuck L I T E R A L L Y the first CHAD she meets
>"OK, I'm done. Time to go back...
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this is why i dont watching these movies
>>29104608
>tfw no Leslie Mann mommy gf
How is the movie 'blue pilled' if it accurately depicts women as cock-hungry whores that only want chad
Also
>using hashtags on 4chin
Basically what I'm getting at is you should kill yourself.
Why don't you get a dog anon?
>>29104545
i see tiddies and a purdy mouth.
They shit.
>>29104545
House mates already have 4 dogs, so I can't have one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElfnywIifwU
He dindu nuffin.
If women would had given only an oportunity this wouldn't had happened.
>19
Incels, when will they learn
>>29104457
>the young turds
video closed immediately.
>>29104574
Here the important is the content not the continent.