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Red flags for opinions.
>post's typed in all lowercase
>>29100168
furious capshitter
end yourself, the true scum are phoneposters
>>29100168
>resorts to "jew cuck shill!!!" when losing
>claiming there's "no point in explaining" their point because "you're too stupid to understand anyway (aka they cant)
>>29100266
>He actually cares about what electronical device other people use to browse his favorite imageboard and actively focuses on disliking them for it
>women will become obedient semen-slaves addicted to your dick
BUT...
>to become a cum vampire you must regularly drink the cum of an existing cum vampire (or you die)
wot do?
>>29100164
>regularly
how much?
>>29100164
So your telling me women become my sex slaves and I get to suck a big cock dry daily, sign me the fuck up family.
>>29100164
Death isn't that bad. I'd rather die as myself than live as an homosexual vampire.
I want to BTFO feminists and liberals, but proving -- through scientific evidence -- that girl butts smell worse than male butts.
Do you have any studies that prove that girl asses are more disgusting than male asses? And that they stink more?
>>29100160
I need a qt IRISH girl to impregnate
>>29100160
OP: a shit fetishist that wants an excuse to sniff asses. What the hell do you expect them to smell like? Honey? No, bud although that would be nice, they smell like caked shit. Poop, dung, scat, caca. That's it.
>>29100197
But I want to prove that it's worse than male asses, that girls -- who think they're oh so perfect and non-disgusting -- are in fact reeking, vile shit-smelling whores
>tfw female cuckold
I'm fucked aren't I?
I just want to sit there pouting with my arms crossed while my bf destroys another girl.
>>29100157
>(You)
>bfPick both
>>29100157
Just shut the fuck up. Damn.
>>29100157
You're the most desirable type of girl, that's how fucked you are.
>>>/cuckquean/
>tfw no load-bearing bf
is this supposed to be an engineering joke ?
What did he mean by this?
re34
Nigga u gay
xdrcvghbujhucfxdtrcyvubinokm
I need qt trap girlfriend from r9k
>>29100104
>dat qt asian look
Why are chink women so fucking hot and elegant?
I wish local yuro cunts were like that but alas all i see is fat folds and degenerate skank style.
>>29100104
posting this until we like it huh, anon.
>>29100104
No you don't. Instead, you need to kill yourself.
Stop being a depressed shut in and go outside.
>>29099998
almost faggot
>Nice day yesterday
>Decide to go outside
>Extremely uncomfortable around people which is shit because I live in city
>Go into clothes store to see if I want some normie clothes
>"Excuse me sir are you looking for anything in particular?"
>"Uhh um a n-no thanks just browsing s-sorry"
>Gives me weird glance and walks away
>Half an hour later walking out of shopping centre
>Hear laugh behind me
>Its the same shop assistant and her friend
>Go home and feel like shitter than normal
>Go sunburn because didn't wear hoodie and jeans
Don't fall for this meme robots the outside world is shit. Only nice if you live in the country and near a woods or some shit.
>Go outside
No
Comfy thread: Movie edition
What's the comfiest movie in your opinion?
Mine is pic releated.
I love the second half of the movie its so comfy with the water train and forest
I hate watching KDS because it brings back a depressing nostalgia of watching it as a kid.
Summer Wars is really comfy, but I get pretty emotional during it too. Perfect comfy movies don't move you too much
![tumblr_npy66tuNpm1tm7cgpo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JZNhfH6.jpg "tumblr npy66tuNpm1tm7cgpo1 1280[1]")
>tfw no belly gf thread
>>29099564
>into girls significantly larger than that
>along with feederism, weight gain, etc
>tfw even the belly gf people hate your fetish and think you're disgusting
>>29099615
weight gains dump?
>>29099615
yuck, yuck, yes
>tfw no healthy plus size model gf
Have you decided what you're going to spend your GBP on yet?
>>29099498
buying a boatload of hormones so they can beecome PPP instead famuri
i dont live in england
on a suicide bag
>There are black guys browsing this board right now who aren't planning to go to asia and drown in asian pussy
What's your excuse?
>>29099332
STORM FAG, reported
>>29099332
but i am, and i will
they hate black people over there
>Tfw I've always loved history
>tfw I fell for the college meme and decided to get my bachelor's degree in history
>tfw in my 4th year and almost finished
>tfw as soon as I graduate I'll have to get a job at mcdonalds
Why did I fall for the fucking Arts meme? I should have done sciences or engineering, it would have been harder but I would actually have a future.
>>29099328
Can't you go dig up some fossils or some shit?
You have to think these things through, anon.
>>29099328
I double majored in History and Econ and yeah only my Econ degree has managed to get me a trash bottom-tier office job.
I would say to use your networking skills but we both know that nobody on /r9k/ has those.
>>29099328
this reads like those insecure STEM faggot false-flag threads.
Why don't you have a job?
What's stopping you?
mostly my avoidant personality disorder
>>29100111
More like avoidant trips disorder, AMIRITE?
>What's stopping you?
What i want to belive: this site
The truth: >>29100111
Good afternoon, Neetie. You really slept in, didn't you? Better be quick to log in to your MMO; don't want to lose out to other basement dwellers grinding for virtual currency.
And don't forget your Hot Pocket leftover in the toaster from yesterday! After all, it's your only meal for the rest of the day until you go back to your sweat-soaked mattress worrying about the rent due next week.
I'd love to stay and chat, but I have a call to make to reserve a table at a French restaurant this evening where I will be having lobster with my colleagues with some light drinks after.
NEETs blown the fuck out
How will they ever recover?
Who /Edcuation/ here?
>>29099311
>Edcuation
Not you for what it seems.
>>29099334
>Not seeing the ironic use of mispelling of a word that would imply good spelling
>no education
>no job experience
>going to become homeless if I don't find a job this month
How the fuck do I do it, phams? Should I just go to every nearby business and ask if they're hiring?
Sell sperm if man
Take sperm for money if woman
If any of the new genders kill yourself
Do you live in Georgia
Looking for a third man 3bqh (for our commune)
Get a job in fast food. They're always hiring.
![m_53bdab97de4f2873043eecf6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/g7yxGvM.jpg "m 53bdab97de4f2873043eecf6[1]")
