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>Walk in room
>room is empty
>realise that you are adrift in an uncaring world
>in which everyone is only out to help themselves
>That all human interaction is based on lies and selfishness
>Realise you will never find true love because true love doesn exist
>Realise that your entire life will not leave a lasting impression on the world
>And your legacy will be reduced to an empty souless corpse
>Realise that no matter how many people you surround yourself with
>you will die alone
Wat do?
>>29100992
If you want to leave a lasting impression on the world shoot up a school
>>29100992
i wonder who could be behind this original post
>>29100992
dress grunge and smoke i guess
>new nightclub in town
>check it out
>meet a guy there
>bring him home to smash
>we got drunk so let him sleep over in my bedroom
>roommate looked pissed off the entire time the guy was there
>he stayed up all night to make sure the guy doesn't steal anything or kill anyone
>when the guy sobers up, I make him breakfast before he leaves
>roommate starts scolding me about bringing home a guy I just met. tells me that the guy could have been a crazy person
>tell him that at least nothing happened last night
>he tells me "now he knows where he live and what stuff we have"
>tell him he's being paranoid
who is in the right?
>>29100989
B8 post or something original comment don't bite bots
>bringing a guy home and having casual sex with him
You should be burned alive for your degeneracy, your roommate was right
>you will never have a female roommate that cucks you with mad Chads
What is even the point of living if you will never have a 10/10 gf?
I am going to die without ever knowing what it feels like.
What do you think it feels like, bros?
>>29100961
I dont know but neither does that nig.
>>29100983
Are you kidding? She is one of the most beautiful girls in the world.
>>29100961
>>29100961
What is even the point of living if you'll never get to lick your oneitis' asshole?
Is there a worse feel in the world? Born to never experience that. One chance at life and that's the fate
Which is worse: 3 inch penis or being bald?personally I would rather have no penis over being bald
probably being bald
3 inch penis
you can shave all your remaining hair and look half decent
baldness is pretty much the worst thing besides terminal cancer.
How do I know if my pepe is rare?
What are the signs?
>>29100846
it is rare if its posted less often here
>>29100846
How many times you see it, and how much it used by normies. Yours is pretty rare.
>>29100846
I already stole it, so it isn't
How can buttlets ever hope to compete?
That's right, they can't.
>>29100768
literally a spermwhale
who are these anons trying to convince everyone to settle for fat bitches?
>>29101797
>"Women" who can't do this
FUCK MY PARENTS ARE MAKING ME GO TO THE GYM I'M SCARED ARE PEOPLE GONNA TAKE PICTURES OF ME I'M FAT(189 5'8) WHY ARE THEY TORTURING ME LIKE THIS
i just graduated highschool and they said they don't want me to do nothing all summer
Why would they? It actually shows you are doing actual effort on yourself. If you are that nervous go during the night.
>>29100751
Because we live on a military base and everyone here is fucking chad with cheating wives if you don't fit in you're easily getting singled out
>>29100751
You underestimate how fucking horrible people can be.
Cherish your sheltered innocence.I'm not OP, by the way.
>you finally get a GF somehow
>walking down street with
>this guy yells "HEY FAGGOT, THAT BITCH LOOKS HOT"
what do you do?
seriously, what the fuck would you do?
>>29100555
Teleport behind him, unzip my Katana, tip my Fedora and stab him though the heart.
F5 the son of a bitch until I feel refreshed.
>so do you brah
>N-no homo
Am I ugly
I've been called handsome by old ladies but never by anyone under 40 so I don't know
are you a terrorist?
blox
I think you look pretty good, but I find a lot of people attractive, so I don't really know if you're conventionally attractive or not.I'm a guy, by the way
>>29100506
pajeet or achmed?
If Chad is willing to fuck 3/10s, what makes you think you stand a chance?
>>29100503
I don't stand a chance, but most robots have the benefit of chad having only one dick and the capacity of only being one place at a time. You can always tell chad's stacy that her man is cheating on her.
>Arnold has a half spic bastard son
What an idiot
>>29100574
> You can always tell chad's stacy that her man is cheating on her.
Revenge netorare with Stacy? Yes please.
I am an average looking guy but
>No job (at the moment)
>Socially inept
>Share nothing in common with normies
I am 20 at the moment but I keep saying to myself "Don't worry I'll lose it soon" without actually doing anything
My current plan is to just find some fat jaded woman who hates being alive or something and try and into a relationship with them. I could pay for sex but I don't want to do that its against my values I would feel like it were cheating.
Do it this week, or it'll be too late. JUST FUCKING DO IT.
26 and I stopped caring about losing it. I jerk around women for funsies nowadays.
>>29100494
I lost mine at 22 and no one gave a damn. Then again, I don't live in America.
Does it get better? No bullshit, I need to know from older robots.
>>29100324
Depends on whether you've given up or not.
>>29100324
It gets worse until you either put in huge effort to change or you an hero.
>>29100352
nearly have
> even fapping or watching a movie takes more effort than iv got now
>>29100315
Watching a movie takes less effort than making a shitpost.
>>29100770
you have to pay attention to a movie. no such thing needed for shitposting
>tfw short attention span
just let me sleep forever
As a lifelong friend, mother and person who has watched this family grow, I am reaching out to you on behalf of Dan Turner and Carleen Bradfield Turner. They are dealing with a monumental life-changing and tragic situation with Brock and their expenses continue to mount.
You can also reach out to Carleen via email at [email protected]
>>29100223
>have no idea who this is, assume he shot a nigger or something
>google him
>it's a chad who raped someone
fuck you i'm not paying chad for having sex you cuck
>>29100289
i think the money goes towards suing brock, not helping him. a donation to the turners is a donation against Chads.
>>29100336
you think the parents are going to sue their son?
dumb chad apologist
Hey guys long time poster but since i've gotten fit ive been able to crawl my way further and further out of this pit.
A lifetime of being mistreated by females have made me a jaded bitter asshole who only cares about himself. that combined with excessive narcissism have led to this point (pinnacle) of my life where i'm able to use two women at the same time. What should I make them do? i've already made my gf eat my ass to humiliate but now that i have two ready for me i'm wondering what you guys would come up with if you were me.
i really never use a trip but i thought it would be easier for you new guys to follow what i say
my girl 5'5 160 lbs
second picture originalk
picture of the other girl, white, 5'9 160 lbs
