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For me it's the Despair Code. No question.
Info is very difficult to find on the surface web but if you download a TOR browser you can find discrete communities on the deep web discussing this shit. You'll never be the same after going down the rabbit hole. Not recommended for those prone to depression.
I've seen you shitposting your awful and desperate meme for days on /x/, and it needs to stop. There is ONE post that explains anything about it, and it's very vague. You are just trying to be le epic troll, creating those stupid iceberg images with The Despair Code at the bottom, and posting multiple threads on /x/ at the same time saying "What is the despair code", and not realizing that everyone but you can see the poster count doesn't go up when you samefag.
Just stop with this desperate and shitty meme, you're so annoying pham.
>>27738314
>One 4chan poster made a comparison with the story of the Grifter
So the despair code isn't real and is just a meme.
Tell me, when you troll, do you think that people won't google this shit?
>>27738314
Are all the retarded memes with this image coming from the same person?
I might be missing something, but why do you have a desire for a GF?
Do you know it's just your primal instinct talking?
Women are psychopaths, they do not care about you, they do no work in a relationship, they expect to be entertained and so on, all because they have a vagina.
You will never marry a woman, both of them be in love with each other, get married, have children. That's a dream, that doesn't exist. Maybe 1% of population lives like this. It's easier for you to go from poverty at 30 to making millions a year.
I feel angry and sad at you people, you are living a lie because you can't handle the truth and you are enabling their behavior by acting the way you are. Please stop
If you just want sex get a hooker. They are cheaper than a GF longterm. If you aren't 7+/10 a woman will only have sex with you due to money, like a hooker.
There are poor girls out there who are cheaper than whores and guess what!? You don't have to marry them.
Wanting a GF isn't bad at all.
>>27738287
I'm too smart to be manipulated.
I want a woman for companionship and honestly because providing for myself is too easy. She'd be a sophisticated pet with substially more reward and a little more risk.
>>27738287
You're thinking of failed normies. I, a robot, do not want a GF.
>be 8-10 year old me
>driving home from the store with mom
>she asks me what the difference is between male and female deer is
>i answer that male deer have antlers
>she asks for a different difference
>i say that female deer are smaller
>she again asks for another difference
>i can't think of one
>she starts getting pissed and demands another difference
>after a few minutes of us going back & forth like this, she yells "THE MALE DEER HAS A PENIS, A GODDAMN PENIS"
>don't speak for the rest of the drive
wtf was with that
she wanted to fuck you, and you failed her you retard. You could of got your penis sucked on.
>>27738265
>be with babysitter's daughter, we're both 6
>she wants to play wedding
>I really don't want to
>she tells me to kiss her
>look around frantically for her parents and say we're not supposed to
>she grabs me and lands a nasty wet one on my lips
>spit because it's nasty
>later she made me show her my genitals
She's a total slut now, should've noticed in the formative stages
>>27738319
She was probably molested :/
>not original
no aussies allowed
>>>/soc/
sage
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K3LYEn9mT7
>>>/soc/
Stop shitting up r9k with your social garbage.
>tell my dog it's time for walkies
>don't go for a walk
He'll just shit on your floor then. You just played yourself famm
>>27738069
>implying i don't make him shit in my parent's garden
>tell my bf that I like anal
>it really hurts and I hate it
Aye neets why don't you make music especially with all that freetime? It's a lot more productive than only playing video games and watching anime all day. I started about 6 months ago and I've made some pretty neat stuff.
https://soundcloud.com/annedrank
Because I can't sing or play an instrument.
>>27738047
Have you tried using a daw. I started with absolutely no knowledge in music theory or playing an instrument and i just torrented fl and watched a shit ton of youtub tuts
I can play piano but I have no creativity to make music so I just play shit
who /eyebags from crying and being depressed/ here?
Eyebags for years and years. But from depression and insomnia.
I was born with eyebags.
>>27738000
What an unbelivable faggot. Grow a pair, pussy.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK OFF CHADS
FUCK OFF NORMIES
THIS IS QUAGSIRE
QUAG QUAG
YOU'RE A KIKE IF YOU THINK I AM NOT THE BEST POKEMON
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27737956
quagsire is a fucking bro
Pokemon Sun/Moon leaks when?
>>27738045
i am leaking from my pantsus.
it is because i am a girl btw...
>be a virgin
>legit never done anything sexual with anyone ever
>legit a little scared of doing sexual things with others, in general, out of inexperience
>tfw actually really loose in the rear from playing with myself all the time
I fear that my first time with an actual human being, it'll be terrible because my butt's already agape from the toys I use. Is that valid? I'm not a slut, I just love my own hands. But, y'know, all of my hands, like, the whole fist...!
>>27737932
Same problem here, also scared of kissing a girl, because she'll see that I have no experience.
Who cares, slampig? All you are is a filthy whore.
>>27738006
Well, I have 'experience', just not with others, if you know what I mean.
>lose a bunch of weight just by dieting and with minimal exercise
>now my body is a disgusting skinny-fat mess
please end it
>>27737913
try actual exercise?
Have you tried
I don't know
Maybe doing some fucking exercise?
You listed the reason you look like a limp noodle in YOUR OWN FUCKING POST you shit eating retard.
>>27737934
>>27737948
I am now
but it's so slow
and now I have to overeat again just to build muscle after months of not eating
Ask an incredibly high muslim anything
also please post qt anime girls or anime reaction pics of any kind!
Why did your prophet fuck children and inspire a culture to do the same?
>>27737889
Postingsecondbest girl
>>27737949
12-13 is not children anymore
Peace be upon him was is and will always be a shining example for all to follow
>in class with friend
>supposed to work with stacy in front of us
>friend asks if she wants to work with us
>"Oh no I'm just over here and feeling eh, I'm just gonna work by myself"
>whatever
>few minutes later chad comes and asks to work with her
>she accepts
fucking hate highschool girls I'm on the edge of just pursuing guys fucking hell, how was highschool for you guys please give me hope
Honestly, unless you're a complete Autist, women are overall a lot friendlier after highschool
>>27737864
Only after every hole has been ruined by Chad and Jamal.
such is life robots, it sucks
Why don't girls wear skirts anymore?
>>27737746
Girls, unlike guys, think they're too good for skirs.
Alternatively, it's fucking april, and it's still cold as shit.
They do though?
I dunno where you live but they do here in the SeaTac area.
women in the west don't want to be feminine went it doesn't benefit them
The image is 100% true. I have never masturbated in my life.
I have just recently began to try to use lotion to masturbate. I sit there for like 5 minutes stroking it, reapplying lotion a few times, and while it gets hard at the start, my penis literally just starts softening up on me. I dont use huge amounts of lotion, just enough to get my hands coated in it.
When I'm masturbating, I don't even start precumming., but I do get hard and even precum when I am just seeing dirty pictures or messaging with a girl on Kik. I know I can orgasm, because I have wet dreams.
Please, please help me r9k. I literally need masturbation advice, this is how autistic I am.
It's called puberty. Wait till that happens then you can pull your pud with success you faggot.
Are you cut? Just watch a porno and keep stroking
> I have never masturbated in my life...
> I sit there for like 5 minutes stroking it...
> When I'm masturbating
You're not talking sense but I get the idea.
I had boyfriend sophmore year of college like you. I sorted him out. ;-) Have you ever tried with someonoe there helping you?
Is Ralph an autist? Pick related
Well he does collect Star Wars figurines. So...
I feel like he's too talkative and friendly to really be autistic.
>>27737705
Yeah but he's not self aware though
