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>preparing to buy new gud computer so i can finally have fun and play games made after 2004
>realize with my 150gb data cap i wouldnt even be able to download most games because just gta v is 1/3 of my cap
fuck my life
my ISP charges 100 dollars a month for 12mbps satellite internet and a 150gb data cap
this is fucking robbery
Australian internet makes me want to stab myself
>>26148583
im in America
north carolina to be specific
>>26148634
Then cant you just switch ISP? I'm in aus and I get 7mbps with a 100gb limit which is the max deal you can get for my area. There is literally no other option.
This is the future of all women
Thanks to places like tumblr, womencanspeak.org etc feminism has evolved from people standing up for womens basic rights to bloated disgusting beasts with facial piercings
>>26148334
>this is the future of all women
>posts a picture of a slut using a slut/hookup app
>all women
America isn't the only country in the world.
>>26148334
Think of it this way, hyper lefties don't actually reproduce very often if anything this is a bright flash before the death of all these alt-cultural movements.
What's a durrie?
>tfw trying to convince yourself that she's into you
>tfw she's most likely just being nice because she doesn't want to offend you
>tfw you probably won't see her again and you don't even have her number
>tfw the prospect of a gf is most likely gone and you're back to square one
It's difficult.
>tfw you're beta and a girl who likes you has read this book
don't stand a chance brah
>>26148312
Fuck, man. I hope she hasn't read it.
>>26148312
What does that book say? Looks tl;dr and also fuck giving money to those people since they're probably faggots.
Are you eviI?
lolicon slavery pregnancy rape
I have ASPD so yea. Nobody should give me any power.
basically internally, yes. I admire psychopaths and don't really want to do anything but accrue excessive resources by parasitic means
Nothing sexier than a woman giving up to her base desires and growing fatter with hedonistic abandon.
degeneracy at it's best
>>26147747
That is why it is so sexy, it is a complete loss of control to base material desire.
Eat everything you desire, I'm not going to stop you.
>>26147813
I don't understand how someone can love food this much, it's good sometimes but i get tired of it pretty quick.
Young Bjork will never be your gf. This is killing me.
bjork looks like my cosplay fu omg ;-;
Why do you care if she's never my girlfriend? You don't know me.
>>26147731
>tfw all those depressed /r9k bjorkfriends from 2014 probably killed themselves
post in this thread if you are sad
where my sadbros at?
not sure if i am or not
who carez n e way
im sad cuz i cant have a gf and im not gay...
Right or left?
(Original content)
Right for sure. I will teach her the ways of love
hang out with left
become loving bf with right
Right hand
>tfw mystery killed herself
>>26147041
We can only hope so
God what a cunt
She has/had a hairy vulva
>>26147041
she deserves no better
>tfw addicted to research chemicals
>tfw fapped 3 hours straight on research stimulants
must not... order more
sounds like my type of research
>3 hours
i've jerked it for 29 hours straight with no food or rest constantly bumping vyvanse every 30 minutes
>did this multiple times
>>26146615
top kekolds
How does /r9k feel about body pillows?
it's just stupid. I mean I get that hugging a pillow may feel good, but why teh fuck does there have to be anime pics on them?
>>26146707
Riajuu gaijin, go backu to burgerrandu.
>>26146539
I would buy one if I didn't have self respect and was an aspie
>tfw no bf to cum inside me against my will
>tfw no qt, dom Jasper gf
I did that once
Now I have to tell everyone in my neighborhood I'm a sex offender
>>26146358
go on...
pls
>George Washington was 22 when he lead his regiment against the French and Indians to survive the inevitable slaughter at Fort Necessity
>Your 22 and scared to get a haircut
Im 21 and never had problems getting a haircut.
george washington's hair was shit anyways
20 years old back then is the equivalent of 35 years old now
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>tfw you wanted to be like Goku when you grew up but became Shinji instead
desu I wanted to be Piccolo
>>26145302
>he thinks we're protagonist material
>>26145302
I wanted to be ichigo from bleach, but i ended up being that fat kid from naruto
What's your favorite type of girl /r9k/?
they come in so many flavors
>>26144645
One who could beat me up but prefers to gently dom me.
>>26144645
This kind is the kind for me.
>>26144645
>they come in so many flavors
Broadly speaking, only slut and whore.
