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What are you tempted to do?
>tfw I am tempted to start tripfagging
Living your dream senpai
>>26152114
What makes one want to tripfag?
Originalcommentdesu
>>26153446
Extreme narcissism
Whenever I fap, I feel like a drain zombie, devoid of serious creative or inspiring thought for the next 6 hours at best.
However, whenever I fap to my numerous disgusting fetishes, I feel like that until I fap again to slightly less iceberg fetishes.
I intended to study all day to day in preparation for exam week, but I can't do anything as I spent five hours fapping to sissy hypnos and transgender transformation games yesterday. So instead I'm going to head over to /s/ and have a drawn out boring session and sleep it off so I can at least think properly monday.
>>26151855
PLEASE RESPOND
PLEASE RESPOND
>>26151855
>He doesn't understand the connection between life-force chi energy and ejaculation
I routinely go for weeks without fapping to increase my energy and motivation. Unless you're born brimming with vitality like chad, you're gonna drain yourself with sexual activity.
>>26152468
I want to go on nofap, but then the same zombie-like state ensures as I get too turned on from random boners.
what lies are you living right now, robots?
That I'm happy living with my girlfriend. Knocked her up within a month of meeting her and we kept it, so she swapped her sex drive for a baby and now we just sorta live in the same house. We don't even cuddle anymore and she shrugs me off if I try to play with her hair and shit like that while she's asleep.
Really loved her. Don't think I do anymore though. Just going through the motions.
Wish I was a neet again
>>26151425
>you're going to find an easy, reliable low paying job due to your degree
>you're not going to go insane in a few years due to living with no human contact
That I'm a happy productive member of society
>told my therapist about my view on women
>he gets this look of disagreement on his face
>says he thinks my views are "extreme"
Is my therapist a cuck? He sounded blue-pilled as fuck.
What were they? We need more info than "extreme" opinions.
>wow the guy I'm doing therapy for is fucked up who could've guessed
what a fucking asshole
>>26151270
I wasn't aware male therapists were even a thing
literally every medical professional I've had in my life aside from my fucking dentist has been female
Stick with him op
>tfw you became the monster you were scared of as a child
You must've had a shitty imagination
>>26151045
No , i became the monster i wanted to destroy
https://youtu.be/iO5uT_GozeE?t=97
1:37, him as a kid meets post-psychotic-break version of himself.
What's it like to have a friend? I've never had a friend before. I'm 25 years old.
It's overrated 2bh
>>26150800
You mean normie-style friends? Because that's the best this life has to offer you. Friendship isn't like in your Samoan slideshows.
>will only be with you if it benefits them in some way
>will always betray you if you they can gain something from it
>foist a lot of drama on to you from their worthless normalfag problems
Hey OP, you wanna Skype or something?
Autistic things you do thread:
>listen to super upbeat music and pretend I'm a character in an anime
>currently I'm pretending I'm in the anime rwby, and when I'm listening to the music I believe I'm a character that can solve all the problems, but also the grim reaper kinda character
>shove fingers in my nose until I sneezed a tonne until my nose bleeds
>pretend to be interested in a similar topic to people I meet, today I met a surfer and I said I was into bodyboarding
> wiggling my fingers in guns almost every time I speak
>pretend to be super social but in reality a massive neet
>make up shit that I've never ever done to impress people
Pic unrelated
Anything you guys do that's autistic
Practice my 'creepy smile' every time I look in the mirror
>rwby
>anime
I'm sort of glad Monty is dead
>lay in bed and make up fantasy stories
I've got 4 ongoing fantasy worlds right now. I get inspired from different events in life (playing runescape, listening to music, reading short stories) and flesh out the idea and make a storyline that could be made into a decent anime.
My landlord is opening my food and eating it.
He admitted to me that he ate some of my jam the other night and wanted to initiate a conversation about how it may be "rare" because I come from another country and I have ethic foods.
I am fucking pissed.
I have liquid ass and I'm applying it to his areas in the kitchen, but this doesn't ride well.
What the fuck should I do? My rent is the absolute lowest possible in my area with medium standard of living. I don't want to start paying 3x monthly to live with college students.
I also don't want to deal with this using alcohol.
wtf kind of landlord gets put on a diet by his wife and digs into his tenants food late at night....disgusting. I feel like dosing some food with phenolphthalein.
>>26150370
>He can't win a game of monopoly with only white chapel road and the starting money
Fucking pleb
>>26150370
look I don't know what towelhead country you come from, but in America landlords are allowed to eat whatever the tenants put in the fridge. They are landLORDS... politely offer him some food next time so he doesn't need to take it himself.
You owe him your food. He's putting you up in a nice apartment so that your lazy ass doesn't have to sleep on a park bench. He is literally the only thing between you and homelessness. Show him some fucking respect.
Do you live in 3rd world shithole? If not , you are not true robot.
>>26150154
i live in the depths
>>26150154
heres me in this Photo
>>26150180
Warm sunny with rich history , fuck off.
>eat 800 calories a day
>fat as fuck
Get an exercise bike senpai.
They're cheap and easy to use.
>>26149101
Ok
Is it bad to lose weight too fast?
>>26149122
You won't lose weight too fast so don't worry about it.
Yes I think it is bad for you though.
Make a habit of using the bike each day and you'll be fine m8.
Anyone can lose weight and you are worth it.
Reminder that this is adapted from an autobiographical story where the author admits to letting his sister die from malnutrition.
Ahhhhhhh
that movie made me
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>26148760
nips deserve death to be honest.
>>26148830Every human bean deserves death to be honest. :^[
>tfw you realize that you actually have a shit tier personality type
>INTP
What the fuck man, why are they such failures?
>>26148568
social skills... do you have them?
>tfw infj
>stumbled across a shut-in autistic fujo and made her my gf
>dumped a lot of cum into her pussy today
And yet, my depression is not cured. I know I'm not a robot anymore, but this was supposed to cure me
>>26148468
It cured you of being a robot. Now you get to move on and be something else. Something also depressed. You should probably work on addressing that, like through cognitive behavioral therapy.
I am still a kv
What is it like
>>26148525
I was a complete friendless kissless virgin until days ago
The most surprising thing about pussy is how hot it is. It's blazing hot and dense flesh that you're shoving through, and it's the most perfectly slick thing I've ever felt. It was oddly shocking to realize it's a thing nature made perfectly for millions of years to get you to cum as hard as possible. Honestly nothing compares to sex. Absolutely nothing I have ever experienced is remotely comparable to blowing a load in a raw young pussy.
drinkers
how did you use to get alcohol before you were 21
I lived in Canada where you don't have to be old as fuck to buy liquor.
Also family/friends
>>26148209
Pretty much how everyone else got it. From the dude in the back of the liquor store, giving him money and wondering if he will come back
Don't be illegal Anon.
Accidentally Falling Asleep After a Night Watching Anime With the Lads Edition
>that feel when finding a qt new porn slag
going to /gif/ this morning was worth it.
Post your face when you found out Wogan is dead, lads.
>>26148157
Lying pakis on this morning lads
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