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*Tick-tock*
Is that clock broken or something?
goes the clock, dj blow my speakers up, tonight imma fight til we see the sunlight, tick tock, goes the clock, but the party don't stop
4:15 eastern time. only 45 minutes until you're allowed to go home. yippee!!
>tfw no bf who likes girls with feminine penises
Hey look
Its that thread
Again
I like girls with feminine penises and I'm boyfriend material
>>24168988
will you be my boyfriend? post contact information and what makes you boyfriend material please.
Any NYC robots out there? Staten Island doesn't count.
i'm assuming those parking spots aren't owned by anyone? what a nightmare.
I'm a Manhattan fag
>>24168886
Sure ain't... and street cleaning rules guarantee you can't park in the same spot for more than 2days at a time. Not even worth owning a car.
After being on psychiatric medication for bipolar disorder for 1.5 years, I can safely say that mental illness is a choice. Especially anxiety and depression. Not only is it a choice but it's completely made up..
Wouldn't you only be able to come to that conclusion by not being on medicine
>>24168888
Nice quads first of all.
And second of all why would medicine make me better if its a real illness? Medicine just opened my eyes to the fact that it's a choice to be depressed or anxious
Are you sure you're not just manic right now?
MFW I am making lasagna and I made it with low calorie cheese and ground turkey to keep it healthy.
>low calorie cheese
is this bait
you're still gonna be a fatty if you eat a whole tub of lasagna OP
That's not how healthy cooking works, buddy.
>"to keep it healthy"
says the 260lb overweight neckbeard that never does any exercise and wears under armor on a daily basis
Why does everyone tell me its like 1200 a month th for a studio in la? Found a shit load of places with roommates and studios way cheaper than that.
>>24168656
Because they're assuming you don't want to live with or around niggers.
>>24168670
They're all in like sfv koreatown or n hollywood
>>24168656
>with roommates
well no shit, homie. i dont know how you could share a studio though, unless its some sort of flat
in any case i hope you're ready to deal with the high crime and bad neighborhood with those prices
>tfw 5'1
>tfw only date guys that are 6'0 and over
Sorry manlets, tall guys are life
>>24168588
I'm 6'1 and I like taller women. They're more likely to breed taller men AND women.
Id recommend you cease lineage so we'll have room for more tall qt's but you wont so fuck off or whatever
>>24168588
>Be 6 feet tall
>Go for short girls because they are so light you can practicaly use them as fuck puppets . Literally.
Yes fuck-puppet. Come to us .
>>24168588
would a 5'11 guy be a deal breaker?
What's his name?
I've seen him called black wojak, Tyrone, etc. What's his official name?
>>24168553
Kendrick Lamar senpai
Spot the 12 year old
>>24168553
nigger, his name is nigger
It's time for someone to say it. This is directed towards all the robots, including the very few fembots that actually do come here.
The real reason you people are losers is not because of the social standards you think you failed to live up to. The real reason you people are losers is because instead of actually living your life, you CHOOSE to sit around and get upset at a superficial standard other shallow people set for you. When you failed to meet those superficial, shallow standards, you got upset at yourself and everything else.
You people don't seem to comprehend that life is full of problems. You have problems, I have problems, and even those 'normies', 'Stacies' and 'Chads' you keep going on about have problems too. The difference between the normies and the robots is that the normies simply play the game and tow the line, and don't question it, and if they do question it, they come to the conclusion that it's a game that is stupid but must be played regardless. The ones who possess that level of intelligence usually are the ones who are the most successful.
I'm not perfect, either. I've had lots of failures, and depression, but I realized that I am letting stupid things get to me when I am depressed because I don't meet standards set by shallow people who are empty on the inside. I've had my share of successes and failures.
In the end of it all, you people can simply accept the injustices of life, the stupidity of other people out there, and then from there, you can choose to live your life for yourself and the goals YOU decide. You can do whatever you want. Don't complain about your so called 'disabilities', because I've been there too. Yes, they are life draining, but you choose to consciously sit around, do nothing with your lives and let a bunch of toxic, shallow people dictate your own self worth.
I don't really care at all how you want to take this. You can take my advice or you can go on the defensive and spew off your memes and punch-lines
>>24168540
cba to read everything you wrote.
gtfo normie scum
Word, OP, word.
That tiger butt tattoo is rad
Post le funny banana memes and Paul Blarts.
why is it impossible to find a torrent of mall cop that has seeders?
is the movie that bad?
>>24168447
I think I just got cancer from this post.
booting up this fine Blart I got awhile back
>Femanon
>bf is basically Chad
>Makes 6 figures
>Forces me to eat
>Tell him I don't want to be fat and he gets upset
>Says he'll drop me off on the side of a road and break up with me if I don't eat
>Every meal has cake and soda
>Pizza hut, McDonalds, Burger King, etc.
>Likes to record me eating
>Calls me his "Piggy Princess"
I want to kill myself so badly
>>24168430
Your bf has good tastes. I want a piggy princess too
Is having a boyfriend really more important than your health? Are you financially dependent on him or something?
>femanon
>husband is basically chad
>millionaire
>eat whatever food i want
>not fat
>he just calls me slut and whore instead of piggy princess
This is your own fault OP, there are plenty of rich Chads out there who aren't feeder faggots.
How's it going today, gals?
>>24168364
So here I am, whipping my dick out. What are you gonna do now?
>>24168408
Go wave it in traffic lad, your dick has better uses
>>24168408
I-Is it a female dick?
Hey manlets, what do you think of this new real life meme?
Not even your cute 5'2" asian waifu is going to want you now.
>>24168325
>Not even your cute 5'2" asian waifu is going to want you now.
183cm (king of manlets) - 158cm (asian waifu) = 25cm
>>24168417
>6 foot
>manlet
lol
>>24168325
If she loves you, no matter your height.
What does your bed look like RIGHT NOW?
Take a pic, no cleaning up.
>>24168272
>eating in your room
This is why you people are fat.
>>24168306
>LOOK WHO CAME OUT OF HIS CAVE
>ITS ALIIIIIIVE
>>24168272
My wife does the bed each morning while I brew myself some coffee.
I just matched with this.
No, I I haven't made a chad like profile. Its my profile.
And to think I'm one step from that if I wasn't so autistic.
>>24168237
Pls bro check if it's a bot before you waste our time
>inb4 she's fake
Probably.
>>24168237
Clearly you're being lied to you cretin.
