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>tfw you have to kill your son or nuke the commonwealth
>tfw your son is the villain>tfw can`t even enjoy fallout
>tfw Han Solo dies
>tfw nobody cares about your bait
>>24169940
Was the codex torrent legit or not? downloading it atm.
Hey wagekuck, having a nice Tuesday so far? Keep on pluggin buddy, only two more hours until you can head on home. Another day another dollar, right?
suck my dick, nigger
>>24169896
Yep. Happy to be earning 60,000 dollars a year.
>>24169921
Uh oh, it sounds like someone is HASHTAG triggered!
Anyone else feel more normal when drunk or on a similar drug?
I can't really tell what is and isn't normal thought / behaviour when I'm sober. But it all makes perfect sense after a tiny bit of alcohol.
How does that even work?
alcohol allows me to feel and experience things
it also takes away my low self esteem, increases my confidence and temporarily stops me from hating everything about myself
trying to cut down though. drugs mess me up.
>>24169992
Yeah m8.
I don't even drink socially. Just when I'm alone and I've been worrying about something stupid all week, I drink and only then I realise "wow you're fucking insane, no sane person would worry about that" and I stop worrying about it for a while even after I've sobered up.
>>24170054
Same here. I don't know. That's just how robots are.
>Meet girl through a (female) friend
>Very cute, outgoing and joyful
>Have drinks, lot of fun
>I end up saying she's a really cool girl, she says I am very cool too
>A few days later she asks me if I want to hang out again, I say I'll let her know when I can
>We have trouble to schedule another night
>Finally yesterday she joins me and friends for drinks
>Ask me how things are going when it comes to girls nowadays
>She dances with my friend, but when she dances with me she get me to grab her by the waist and we dance very closely
>This morning, texts me to tell me it was nice and she would like to do it again, and to learn me to swing properly when we're sober
Is she into me or could it be just friendly ? Again she's very extraverted
Dude if you even dare to fuck up this chance you have autistic abilities even beyond my reach. She is into you, pick a date to dance again, see it as a semi-date, she does too.
But don't become the too nice guy, do not do that because otherwise you'll end up like a fag who keeps getting friendzonend, pic related.
Could be either. Was she dancing that close with the other person? Either way, play it cool and let it happen naturally. Over thinking it will just make it go sour.
>>24169698
I am a girl she's trying to tell you that she's interested but youre not making any moves towards her and she isnt going to wait forever
Who /noattentionspan/ here?
>Doomed in academics because no focus or interest
>Cant even watch TV or read books because mind drifts within 2 minutes and I end up going to do something else.
>End up spending days spending vast amounts of time doing nothing.
>Realise there is so much time I can't account for and don't remember.
>>24169642
Are you me? I thought I was literally the only one who is like this. Do you have some diagnosis? I can't even keep focus on conversations, after 2 minutes I just pretend to listen while my head is traveling through space and time. At the end of the day, I realize I don't remember 70% of the day.
I had this problem and I thought it was bad before, but it seems to getting even worse now. Typing up a post to completion (like this one) already feels like an achievement to me now.
I used to be able to read quite well, but the internet has caused my attention and willpower to atrophy severely. Just looking at a book for a few minutes feels like a chore, and I don't retain anything. It feels bad that I've dug myself into such a hole that makes it hard to improve.
Wallahi
that better be a trap
>>24169625
I'd love to ruin his butthole.
>>24169625
name of the jizz princes?
Honestly what, in your opinion, is the manlet cutoff? For me it's 5'11
6', if you're under that it's like, why even bother.
>>24169609
Depends where you live
Oh look, another one of these threads.
Is it really impossible that any girl could ever like me?
>>24169520
I don't know you
only you know the answer to that question
>>24169520
You might have to wait anon but never give up. It's half time and the other half's luck.
>>24169520
there's always the chance you will find a 1/10 like yourself who is willing to settle.
Tell me:
How do you define a robot ?
What made you to one ?
>>24169459
>How do you define a robot.
Keeps muting me for posting unoriginal content.
As far as I can tell, a robot is a person who is unhappy, partly for reasons beyond his control, and partly for reasons related to being a weak-willed faggot.
There are no robots here except me, only normalfags and pretending normalfags
>loneness and the depression is now starting to seep thorugh my escapism
>weed and drinking arent satifying anymore
>vidya is boring at best now
>no anime/tv series can keep my ontrest for long
>even browsing 4chan is getting old
What do? Im on 23 and really starting to get worried i wont make it too long
I'm 20, I experienced the same onset of losing enjoyment in video games and other media
In short time you'll feel frustrated at the vacuum of a life you've created for yourself, and will want to find something constructive to put your energy towards (at least I do)
>>24169336
Depression is biochemical, as is happiness. Start working out. I know it takes everything to actually take the step and do this when you're depressed and lacking any motivation what so ever, but trust me, it'll be worth it. Please do this for yourself, anon.
>>24169336
you fried your dopamine receptors
I'm 23 and finally taking driving lessons. Do some of you take their cars and drive at random sometimes? Does it make you feel better, forget about your issues and regrets?
>tfw posting a gay faggot (nohomo) picture ruined your thread
>>24169300
no, the thread was ruined because everyone here is underage and from reddit
>>24169347
Fugg :DDDD
>8/10 qt smiles at me and invites me to talk to her by showing of her body language
>don't
Who /edgelord/ here?
>>24169149
i reject pussy when i get a chance
i hate easy girls
>Be alone in the faculty library investigating.
>9.5/10 girl sits next to me.
>Starts talking about the class we were in.
>tfw just leave me fucking alone, bitch.
>Suddenly she invites me to take a coffee and study at her home.
>keep silent for 3 minutes, looking at my books.
>She's waiting for my answer.
>Slowly walk away.
>Never seen her again at class nor the institution.
>>24169284
I love easy girls to be honest family
If someone bought an X bedroom house and set it up so that
>you pay $500/month to stay
>3 meals included
>you share bathroom with your roommate
>one of the roommates is in pic
>you MUST participate in the basement gym and morning runs
>everyone cooks for everyone
>no chores, hired maid that you cannot seduce/rape, same applies to your roommate
>you MUST participate in mystery group activity night set up by owner (anything from movie night to camping trip 3 hours from house)
would you live there?
In a heartbeat, anything to get me out of my life atm.
indefinitely
>>24169109
So did you forget to include the "bad" part or the "catch"?
>22
>wellish paying job
>3.9k a month after tax
>save most of it
>never gf
>all girls still hate you
I guess it could be worse. I just want a gf.
Please respond guys. Is 2k a month enough to be a girls sugar daddy?
You're still at the age where girls care more about fucking the hottest guys instead of guys with money. Unless they're old and absolutely fucking loaded.
You've still got a few years of playing second fiddle to Chad to go sorry m8
>>24169260
No. Are you still living at home? That's barely enough for rent + bills for a single person, much less two people.
>meeting younger people that are taller then you
>tfw early 20s and 6'0
>seeing teenage kids of age 15 or 16 who are several inches taller
>>24168994
>tumblr...jpg
REEEEEEEEE
>>24168994
>see little brother is now a good 3 inches taller when I come home from college
>hip throw him and mount him to assert dominance
