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Who else here /threadkiller/?
I swear every time I actually decide to make a post in a thread, my post ends up being the last one.
>>24166514
oh the irony
just pretend to be a """""""fembot""""""". it's what i do for guaranteed replies
btw I'm a girl!! add my skype: cutiepat00tee
>>24166514
Same.
Either that or I get BTFO'd. It's shitty cause I usually post threads or post in them to find people to relate to, but get met with absolute shitstorms of unbridled hostility. Unprovoked.
It feels awful to feel alone and unwanted on /r9k/-- like, not even outcasts want us.
You'd think robots would at least welcome robots who are in their same position. 8ch is a little better, but the infection of redditors and assholes is spreading there too.at least we still have /wiz/
>tfw you were always a tomboy growing up and now people think you're a lesbian or a feminist
>tfw no friends
>tfw you want to go out in the wilderness and camp, but you can't go alone because you're a girl
>tfw no athletic bf to go jogging, biking, and hiking with
>>24166502
Those activities don't sound very athletic. You seem to want a frail cardiobunny twink.
>>24166502
>tfw no athletic bf to go jogging, biking, and hiking with
M-Me pls
>tfw no tomboy gf
If you're hot just go get one, you are literally on easy mode right now.
>talk to someone in thread
>we exchange e-mails
>hit it off pretty well
>try to e-mail him the day after
>it's deleted, never hear from him againWhy?
>>24166475
What kind of thread?
>>24166512
It was just a feels thread. We talked a bit, he seemed cool, I vented...
>>24166573
What did you talk about in the emails?
bodybuilding.com
thread has been deleted but one miscer spent a weekend making fake female accounts to add his real one on fb or instagram I forget and then like his pics, make fake comments, and fake play fight each other. after a period of time ( x amount of weeks I think) he no longer needed to use fake ones because real ones were copying their behavior. this social proof translated to real life with people being nicer/talking about how people loved him and his pics. he capped the thread off by setting a date and smashing one of the girls who he tricked using this method. would this work for us robots maybe
>>24166440
The ceo of bodybuilding got keked by Dan Blizzerian. Forget lifting be a trust fund baby
>>24166465
you didn't hear that the ceo provided proof he dumped her weeks before though?
alpha wins again, forum dan got keked
>>24166440
this is genius. would take a shit ton of time though. at least if you wanted to make the profiles look legit. Give it a shot OP and tell us how it goes
I had a plan of similar sorts to make my oneitis jealous. She only really keeps in touch through snapchat and its mostly just viewing each others' stories. I planned on trying to get selfies with random drunk girls when my friend and I would go out just to put them as a story.
>there are guys that are sub 8/10 on r9k RIGHT NOW
rofl literally rofl getting dirty! there's nothing more pathetic than ugly people! except ugly manlets!
I've gotten to enjoy being handsome my WHOLE LIFE and didn't have to overcompensate by lifting or fashion or whatever!
>tfw people actually stay in their BEDROOM at their PARENTS HOUSE and have SOCIAL ANXIETY because they're ugly!!
wewwww laddios that must SUCK
>>24166379
wewwwwwww laddies jus wewwww
>puahate memes
Derailing this to a face thread, post your face robots.
Who /drugs/ here?
>>24166304
does weed count?
Drugs are bad for you
>>24166336
so is sitting around on the computer and having no friends
>first there was nothing
>then that nothing exploded for literally no reason and the entire universe was formed
This is what atheists actually believe.
>>24166214
every thread deserves 1 reply :^)
Things explode in space and universes are created for no reason all the time. It's egotistical to believe we have any role in any of it.
Every1 shud b free to belif in whatever they want and consder 2 be themselves :^)
>trombone
>middle and high school
>marching band
Is a ton of fun, but people think band kids are faggots.
Wont that give you carpal tunnel?
>>24166206
> but people think band kids are faggots.
That's because they are
>>24166206
Dont do this, you will injure yourself.
>hating humanity
>not becoming a god-tier scammer
whats your excuse?
too socially inept
>h-hey mman w-want to buy a tt-timeshare?
>socially awkward
>non creative
>not enough time
>>24166202
>>24166232
>not scamming people online
you have no excuse
Post your favorite anime openings!
JIBUN OOO!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ7zQbMxm28
>>24166148
Anime is cringy as fuck.
https://youtu.be/qHZ2Ah9GmjI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3SzOzm8lmo
Also fist of the north star and bobobo-bo-bobo-bo
So, are the rumors true?
Does eggman have a gf?
>>24166111
How pathetic do you have to be to care about this and make this thread?
>>24166135
eggman is beyond celebrity status
he's a meme
forgot which board you're on have you?
:^)
>gosh anon you're such a loserbut that's ok, you're my loser
>>24165994
What a strange looking bint.
>>24165994
literally never happened
>>24165994
I was the captain of losers
And how the mighty have fallen
who /size/ here?
Me but woah that is really extreme size.
>>24166244
have some more;
2/3
>>24166266
3/3
fucking muted.
un09835yrv
Almost lunch time, wagekek. Enjoy your short time to force stuff yourself to get that extra energy to work for the last half of your day of slavery.
>tfw my lunch break is only 30 minutes
its not enough goddamn time
>>24165943
>not eating while woking
Back to work!! Your boss' yacht is not gonna earn itself
>only 80 bucks in bank account
I don't know how to make money.
pls help.
Charge 5$ for people to watch you livestream your suicide
>>24165835
>bucks
don't you have shit like mechanical turk in murrica
>>24165835
Rob people like proper white trash
