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What made you change inside r9k?
In my case it was the fact that normies reported me to police. I can no longer trust anyone and i have lost compassion for others.
Honestly the same.
Got thrown into the crazy bin for a week. Talked to a bitch half as smart as me for 5 minutes. Whadyaknow I'm officially crazy and every thought in my head is now dismissed. Gee let me work real hard for a world that has zero respect for anything but itself.
psychedelics
old friend said we'd do everything together. visit x country, camp, go shopping, etc etc all this while we were still teens
left me for the popular group. humiliated me and made me look like a loser who never mattered. now i am a fully grown man full of anger, waiting the day i finally end it all
>Get new motherboard, cpu, gpu, ram.
>Decide to do a fresh install of windows
>back up my shit
>Go to put it back
>pic related
I'm NEET. Been so for 10 years. 10 years of living on the internet. 10 years worth of stuff in that folder. My life was in that folder. It feels like a death.
Its your fault for not making a backup on an external drive
>>24161566
>herp derp I cant recover my hard drive
then send it to a recovery company faggotunless you have some cheese pizza on that disc
try Recuva m9
>Anon what are you doing down there?
wat do?
BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
I'm just looking for my glasses.
>>24161551
Stuff my head right in there.
So /r9k/ i finally did it.
Last night I had sex with a prostitute.
I never said I'd let myself fall this low.
was it completely enjoyable like my experience last week was?
women are going to try to guilt you. just own it. you had fun. you treated her right. her pimp didn't have a gun in her mouth. it's all good.
>>24161612
I guess so, yeah.
I mean she was a crackwhore and we spoke abit about her, like how she ended up being a prostitute.
She was suprisingly nice and didn't even steal anything from my car.
>webcamming with friends on skype
>friend calls me ugly
>can't tell if serious or joking
If I was really ugly he wouldn't say it ,right?
There's a colonel of truth in every joke ;P
>>24161480
thats a rather general assumption
Post your face and we will tell you honestly
How does this make you feeI?
>>24161412
have an ubvoat :DDDD
really fucking mad
>>24161440
I wonder how the guy who made these webcomics feel about pepes popularity. We practically stole and rewritten his character entirely. I wonder how he feels about peeper poopoo pictures as well.
I just lifted up my toilet seat to piss and found this fucker. Looks like I never need to go to the bathroom again.
How is it floating in the middle of the bowl????
>>24161369
Because it's huge
>>24161369
have you not heard about spider webs? jesus christ
Alright; I know most of you are pathetic weebos who have embraced a Nihilistic philosophy. But love it or hate it, there are actually fembots here now in the recent few years. In b4 Gtfo normie reeee. The current trend is here to stay; there are actually some fairly attractive fembots lurking and even posting.
I havnt seen a thread like this so I am trying something possibly new.
To you fembots I gotta ask. Would you date a malebot? What would you look for? And what are your bare minimum standards for a guy? Some of us male bots aren't autistic; but what we have in common is self hate and physical dysmorphia.
Some of us are actually somewhat emotionally stable and have alot to offer, we just lament the way we look. Inb4 media/hollywood influence and psychology bullshit. Point is. Nice guys who would fight anyone to find a sweetheart.
Tl;dnr what do fembots look for in a man. If you had to choose one because your life depended on it. What is the most important aspect of a male mate?
>Experienced
>makes over 6 figures a year
>hot
>>24161271
>6'0" or taller
>White
>Reasonably attractive
>normal sized(or above average) dick
>Strong
>masculine
>mentally stable
>Smarter than me
>Likes videogames and doesn't go out a lot
>Has an okay job
>dominant, would want me as a pet or servant or something
>willing to put up with me
>>24161271
Women aren't people OP, you should know better by now.
What do you think, /r9k/, is this a good peacocking accessory, or is it too understated?
What accessories do you use and how successful are they?
>>24161153
>understated
nowhere near understated, that looks pretty pretentious.
also
>peackocking
>wanting attention at all
>shigglediggle
>peakocking
You wish, that's down right autistic. Kek, who do you think you are? Nathan Drake? You going to go search for treasure you, little bitch? Kill yourself, my man.
>peacocking
Every goddamn day
Who the fuck had a runny shit on her face?
>>24161066
freckles
well i dunno OP - some might advise you to alter your behaviour, but i'm guessing you believe that a leopard can't change its spots
Anyone else /suicidal/ here on /r9k/?
Been in and out of psych wards for a few months. Can't wait for that day I'm finally gonna do myself in.
They've got me on Risperdal to keep the voices away but it doesn't do shit.
v-voices anon? Sounds spooky, do they tell you about spooky stuff or are they friendly or what?
Are you sure those voices are not just your subvocalization?
psych wards never did shit for me
>Kings can have taxpayer NEETbux
>Queens can have NEETbux
>Princes can have NEETbux
>Princesses can have NEETbux
>Childrens of billionaores can have NEETbux
But if I, a citizen, with genuine autism and social anxiety, get a NEETbux, suddenly I am the "waste of space", "a loser" and should go get a "real job"?
don't let the jews fool you with their "work is good meme"
don't forget the public sector anon, a third of the population doing fuck all and getting paid for it
>>24160950
You fool.
The monarchy surrenders 100% of the income of their lands to taxpayers government budget.
In exchange they get a fixed payment from it.
This amount is like 1% of the total.
If the monarchy was abolished, those lands are still hers and goodbye a nice chunk of the national budget.
Literally the queen is paying for the privilege to be the queen.
You know, it really is quite horrifying how superior 2D is to 3D.
You fags that bother with real women are so consistently depressed and beaten and full of self-loathing it's disgusting. You're worshiping at the altar of lesser beauty with none of the purity, and to the detriment of yourselves.
This thread is for those that aren't so pathetic as to chase pussy like thirsty, goofy, losers. The only excuse for smashing real life pussy is if you're a true chad and use them like proper fuckpuppets, and even then, it's really just a substitute for the untouchable, idealized beauty of 2D.
I know this is supposed to be bait but I agree. 2D qts for life.
>>24160955
Not bait, but normies will think I'm joking.
I can't express just how pathetic it is to see a man that is a slave to pussy. It strips their dignity to nothing.
East Asian girls are cuter than 2D. Anime is based off them but they're the real deal.
How do I make myself feel manly? I feel emasculated.
blow something up
It's reeeeaally hard nowadays. Have you seen the youth, it's like manly features is becoming physically impossible. You could try being belligerent and edgy, honestly that's your best bet. If you can't look tough might as well act like it.
Rape, murder... most manly things you can do and anyone can do them.
ryan de luca is the ceo of bodybuilding.com, a good looking millionaire with above average body and face, and still went full kuckold mode.
and yet, you think your something special that prevents your girl from hopping on fresh cock every now and then :^)
he and his gf being "happy" :^)
>>24160867
>trusting woman
>ever
>>24160876
wew lad
The major difference between him and Dan is he's more traditional, Dan just uses women as a fuckhole and then throws them away, because he never gets close to a woman that protects him from getting hurt. Probably the smart thing to do desu
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