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Femanons why are you such huge sluts?
>GIRL THREAD GIRLS GET IN HERE
>FEMBOTS WHY DO LIKE TO CHOKE ON DICK XD
Fuking kill yourself OP you fucking faggot
ANAL ANGEL IORIIIIIN
Well I've never personally had sex but in a previous life I was probably a prostitute of some kind so that makes me slut by proxy.
The ultimate stacey sports star has been disgraced
I bet she juiced up for many othrr matches too
>Liking Sheboon Serena
The only decent tennis player is based Djokobot
>>27015095
Even while juiced up she still sucks ass.
Tragic.
This is what a so-called "fembot" looks like.
The normie virus is deeper than expected, it's time to stop.
>>27014995
Protip: Fembots are all sluts and whores that have no morals and crave attention.
They are fucking Chad in their personal lives all the time.
Accept the truth and then forget about them, you'll be happier.
r9k has been irredeemable since 2014 (pepe, normies ree), CHM was the final nail in the coffin along with the bot to even kill redditors who joined in the culture and fit in
there is nowhere for true robots - and I mean men who have nothing and nobody in this world
the same factors which created our kind, have ruined even this small little enclave
there is no point making threads trying to acknowledge it or even fight against it. we're outnumbered - we were always outnumbered
move on brother
>>27014995
holy cringebot
Where do you want to be in the next...
>2 years
>5 years
>10 years
>>27014868
>Dead
>Dead
>Dead
>>27014868
>dead
>dead
>dead
It's not original, jesus help us
>>27014868
>2 years
In a grave
>5 years
Enlisted in the frontal assault line in the skeleton war jihad
>10 years
In janah with 72 seksy skeletons
>tfw early 30's and still working min wage
Please help /r9k/, I'm thinking of doing some schooling but don't know what I should go for.
I suggest selling fish
Give blow jobs at buss stops.
Well, what do you like doing?
Why is social circles so overlooked in discussions regarding forever-aloness? Robots blame their looks easily. But seldom do they blame it on a lack of social skills. Most normies meet via mutual friends. If you have friends you meet girls. If you have no friends, girls wont even look at you?
Not saying everyone who has friends can get a gf. They can be too shy or ugly sure. But 90% of forever alone men seem to be due to loneliness?
You get better social skills with better looks though
People are actually willing to work with you if you look good but say something awful. Like you get away with it and learn not to say it next time
An ugly dude who says something awful will end up with all of his peers hating him
Then of course people want to be friends with good looking people anyway; it is about looks. You can get by without them but you don't get to take the same risks. Say if your dad or a friend can't steer you in the right direction you're on a one way trip to no friends land
>>27014756
>You get better social skills with better looks though
wah wah excuses disregard opinion. It's just your shitty personality on top of you being ugly. Why don't you just try being better? Also, you go on 4chan so there is obviously something wrong with you mentally, just own up to your betaness and become a cool person. It's that easy. Also, did you never have a dad or a friend? what the fuck?
>>27014716
fenga pappit
What are some indications that someone you know/know of goes on 4chan? Do you try to speak to them since you have something in common?
Phone backgrounds/lock screens are the biggest tell imo.
I usually avoid them because they're fucked in one way or another. All my "friends" are normies who don't use 4chan, they all know I'm fucked and sometimes I show them r9k and d for keks, the reactions are of disbelief and it usually leads to interesting conversation.
>tfw I'll never be their sissy slave
>tl:dr 4channers are fucked and should be avoided.
>>27014601
>tfw one of my friends in HS went on 4chan
>he showed me a thread on /d/
>"Eww! Gross! The fuck is wrong with you man?"
>I'm the one who started that thread in the first place
>4channers are fucked and should be avoided.
I think you are right.
In class I'll overhear someone meme'ing or otherwise specifically speaking of a board they visit. The thing is I would never approach these people because, and this is anecdotal, something is usually fucked about them. Not in anyway edgy but more of a awkward and angry sort of way.
I am sure that there are well adjusted people on this website and even this board though
Well, robots? What do you think?
Guy dry-humped her leg while drunk at a show. Part 2 inc
Part 2 bloxx
Using her definition, my dog sexually assaults me every morning.
definitely a situation worth crying about
she should have told the dude to fuck off immediately and then enjoyed the show
how brave to report that dude to the police
you go girl
>azn qt
>eats like a sailor
where does she put it all?
>>27013793
I've heard that she doesn't really absorb any of the "bad nutrients". Also, I bet she shits a lot senpai. Sounds like she'd spend literal hours in the bathroom and clog it up.
>>27013793
What is the point of such videos? Make overweight people feel better about themselves?
>>27013808
this
her digestive tract is probably like a oiled up tube
it probably slides out her arse as she eats it
Is my eye supposed to be green or this shade? I have my light on and this is the colour
>>27013761
Green-blue mix,
Both of my eyes, do I just need to sleep or is this a medical thing
Please don't make fun of my ugliness
>>27013807
Looks like blue on left but it's clearly not complete blue on right.
Who /girl/ here? :)
I sure wish I had a boyfriend ...
Wow what are the chances, I'm a girl too!
I, too, am a grill. Ne1 else a le gamr gurl? XDDD
>>27013611
Me too
O0i0ol
who else /ignored/ here?
>birthday last week, only person who remembered was my sister
>been marked absent for classes while being present
>i only post on 4chan for attention and ive never made a thread with over 10 posts
at least if you're treated like shit people acknowledge you fucking exist
guys this isnt fucking funny
>>27013443
I feel you OP. I'm ignored a ton.
>>27013666
I hate that nobody fucking cares. My entire life feels entirely fucking futile. I take no enjoyment whatsoever from it, because nobody even fucking looks at me. Should I just kill myself?
So robots, ask a psychopath anything.
>>27013421
is this something that can be learnt
have you always been a psychopath
are you trolling and not actually a psychopath
>>27013421
It's called anti-social personility disorder now, friendo :^)
>>27013442
No, I was born this way.
Yes
No
What if we were repeating our lives everytime but we don't have any memories from the past repeats?
MINDBLOWING
but this not erase the fact that you're useless NEET right now op
Impossible. That would mean this universe would also loop (impossible) and that every single solitary event down to the quantum-quantum-quantum-quantum (ad infinitum) level would have to be PRECISELY THE SAME TO THE FUCKING TEE.
Meaning Hitler would have to give rise to the Nazi party, Humans would have to evolve from chimpanzees and not bonobos (or evolve at all), the big bang (or whatever origin theory you subscribe to) would have to occur in a way such that a planet we call "Earth" were possible, the rock Timmy through in the pond 250000 galaxies over would have to produce the same amount of ripples, your mom would have to read that pamphlet on the importance of eating omega 3's during pregnancy which was entirely predicated on her going to a convention at a hotel she didn't really want to go to because she was sick, etc.
Basically, you are EVERYTHING that has come up to this point. You are on the precipice of time (quantum time-traveling, parallel universes, and all that jazz aside (but if we did include that stuff your theory would become even more improbably)). So in that sense, your seat of consciousness right now is entirely unique-a combination of nature+nurture that is almost impossible to replicate.
>>27013775
>something doesn't correlate with our current level of understanding
>IT CAN'T BE RIGHT
You really think humans really have it all figured out, huh
>>27013406
This is what hell is
Happy female rights day, r9k!
>>27013301
I fucking love Max.
Reminder that there are degenerates out there who sacrificedChloe.
>>27013394
I can't even think about it.
Fuck Arcadia Bay it's a shitty town anyway.
They got like 5 grand from hadicap funds and a car, they can go anywhere and can also win lottery with time travel power.
