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What does r9k think of Samantha Hyde?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cxi15YEweM
>>29466978
why do people think sam hyde is funny
>>29467004
Because he is you wank stain. Now back to rddit with you!
he's killed like 200 people in the past 4 years
cool guy
Answer me this r9k, how the hell are you supposed to get over an ex?
She made a pretty big impact in my life and no matter what I do, I can't stop thinking about her. Litteraly everything makes me think about her.
Any tips or suggestions that aren't killing myself?
>dude just go out and meet someone else lmao
But really you just wait and wait until it doesn't hurt anymore but that can take years
>t. somehow had a girlfriend for 3 years, talked about marriage, where we wanted our lives to go together, and one day she literally says I love you but I'm not in love with you and wouldn't talk to me again, still hurts 4 years later
>>29467042
I mean, I'm trying to meet new girls, when I do, theres an initial kick of excitement about getting to be close, then after a couple of days it dies down and just fades.
>>29467042
I guess that its also the feeling of no one else will ever mean the same to me
I still can't believe you racist pigs
>>29466952
be explicit when you accuse someone of racism
I know you're here, Milo. Talk to me!
I still can't believe that people confuse /pol/ with /r9k/.
Maybe the Alt-Right wouldn't exist if the left wasn't so fucking retarded.
>RENT IS DUE BUT CHECK FROM WORK HASN'T CLEARED
>2016
>Not getting direct deposit
Are you black?
>living paycheck to paycheck
Poorfag
>>29467108
i don't think mexican gardeners understand what "direct deposit" means
What do you think of the name Sarah
great name, reminds me of Sarah Records (the GOAT record label)
average white bitch name
Too conservative and religious. It sounds bad to my ears when heard in their original language
who is hack blastard and why do I keep seeing people post about him
also 50m54n
why the fuck are people using names on an anonymous imageboard? im new here and not familiar with your e-celebs
so we can receive the praise and adulation we deserve for the quality content we contribute ;^)
OP here, can someone list them put and describe them. I want to know now, I don't feel like learning about them later, wanna know who to filter
>>29467007
>OP here, can someone list their cock sizes and describe them. I want to know now, I don't feel like learning about them later, wanna know which trips I want to blow
fixed that for ya
Anyone else here drink only out of cans?
Bottles, be they plastic or glass, are just shit.
Cans are just way more comfier and better.
I am proud to be can master race
I used to growing up, but when i moved out of parents house and because really poor I only buy generic 2-liters for 89 cents.
I like cans better because it gets colder and it holds it's fiz. But I get 2 liters of my diet coke because it's cheaper.
>>29466852
cans make me feel like I'm living in the future
What if every girl that ever smiled or stared at you and you deluded yourself into believing she was interested in you was actually interested in you and wanted you to approach?
>implying I didn't approach and get shot down everytime
where do you think I got this crippling anxiety and depression from?
>>29466855
From bottling emotions and desires down out of fear of rejection
>>29466824
>be me, middle school
>some guy tells me a 9/10 girl likes me
>i look at her, she smiles and waves
>i don't believe, that's some sort of a trap
>2 years later find out she had an actual crush on me for all this time
>mfw
>Men aging better than women
Pic related, both are the same age
Grimmie looks like this.
Now do the same thing but with a 70 year old man and woman. I'm sure you can find a broken-ass old man, but I bet you cannot find a single hot old woman, while I can definitely find you a 'silver fox' old man
I don't see your point. I could also post a pic of a good looking older guy and an ugly looking older woman. People are ugly and some aren't. Two examples out of 7 billion humans doesn't prove shit.
>trips get with their oneitis
>Dubs shit themselves as they are about to fuck their oneitis
>Singles will die in their sleep
>>29466793
trips get traps, and OP gets sodomized by a whole bunch of drunken niggers
>>29466793
>having a oneitis in 2016
>>29466848
yes, it's the same since 2003
Is this a bot? What should I say now? Nobody has ever called me cute before.
>>29466770
Don't sperg out. Ask about interests
>>29466770
Keep talking to her, and post the chat man, I love seeing robots fail, or rarely succeed.
Do it!
Dood she wants to fugg. Ask her to fugg u
>haven't seen friend in a long while
>he hasn't been outside for a very long time
>he wants to try out a bunch of new restaurants and tourist attractions that opened up within the past few years
>offer to take him to some of those places since I know what's good
>he refuses because I've already been to all of those places
>he says he wants to experience some place new with me and not do something I've already done while dating or with friends
I am trying to be nice, but it's like I'm the bad one for having a social life. He wants to experience something new that will be new for the both of us. I get out a lot so I visit pretty much anything new nearby my city. During his time away from society I've gone to an anime convention with a guy I've dated briefly and friend got upset he couldn't lose his convention virginity with me. He wants me to save myself for him because he thinks moments don't mean anything if I've already done it with another guy or another friend. He thinks there's nothing special between us because everything I've done with him I already done with someone else.
I love him and all, but he keeps devaluing himself because we have 'no unique moments' despite being friends for over 5 years.
Wow he's really being a little bitch about it seems. It's nice that he cares about experiencing new things with you and all, but geez, he has to be there when you want it, or find new things to do with you. Or you could find new things to do with him if he's really your friend...
ALSO THIS IS A BUNCH OF NORMIE SHIT REEEEEEEEEE
such a bad thing stacey.
your beta provider is getting tired of your shit. well kudos to him.
and fuck off.
what he wants to experience is love with you but you just like chad.
get the fuck out.
>>29466890
He gets so upset so easily.
I'll tell him I'm going to try out Unami burger with a friend and he'll blurt out about he was going to ask me out to eat there as soon as he knew his work schedule was going to be like for next week. I'll offer to invite him along but he says he doesn't want to be a third-wheel in my date.
>American in England for 5 years
>trip to vegas because fuck iy
>girls wear short shorts with their ass hanging out
God bless america
Why is british fashion shit
trust me you don't want it
I grow up near south beach with many nearly naked beauties everywhere
But I dream of modest women who cover
>>29466719
Vegas resident here; welcome to best city! Shame prostitution isn't (technically) legal here
>>29467949
Edit: Though if you want one, it's about a two hour drive to Pahrump, where it is (and given that it gets traffic from Vegas, you probably won't have any trouble buying sex there, if you're interested)
>tfw no britbong bf
why is it so hard robots?
>>29466679
I'm a Britbong, what do fembots see in the appeal of us?
>>29466679
iktf
>tfw no britbong gf to go out to fwd with and play playstation with in your flat
Male Britbongbot here
>tfw no gf
How will you spend your summer, anon?
Well, I've been going out for drinks and food a lot. hitting the gym a little bit too. shitposting too, of course. But I'll be starting a job soon, so there goes my summer, meng.
>>29466608
Alone
shitty
regretful
you know, the usual
>>29466608
summerfagging
