I don't know what to do with myself /r9k/ and I feel sad for having missed out on so many activities that ordinary people do in their lives like going to dances with their first loves at 12 and shit like that
Just needed to vent brobots
Live vicariously through guiding your younger cousins.
This is all you can do.
>dancing with a girl while sweating profusely
>realizing she sees you as a loser for falling apart so easily
some things are better missed out on
jerk off a lot and slowly drink yourself to death
this isn't rocket science bud
>tfw you will never again be bullied in a sexual fashion by older girls in high school
i miss those days
Nah never got that cause I did what I could to hang with the "cool" older outcasts. Did get a girls phone number because of it. I was in 6th grade and she was in 8th.
Didn't do anything with her though, I was just a kid and scared as fuck.
The only girls that bullied me were the cunts in my class and they were all ugly as shit, physically ugly usually and mentally always.
>>29464552
Where this from?
Original ESPs I backed up and stored in a different folder after cleaning GMSTs and shiet from all my mods Comment
Freaks & Geeks. Very good serie.
>heart beating unusually fast all day
>body shaking
>scared
>keep worrying about EVERYTHING
What the hell is wrong with me
Welcome to anxiety hell
>>29464564
What do I do anon? How do I calm down
>>29464546
generalized anxiety disorder
in human form
do you kinda just mumble something and walk off or do you actually converse with them?
>having any social skills at all
GTFO MY BOARD NORMIE, REEEEEEE!
I've honed my ability to camouflage among the normies, if someone only vaguely knew me they would never imagine that I have no friends and am a 20 yo virgin
>>29464493
unless you literally order all of your food and clothing off of amazon, you have to venture out into the real world. And someone will inevitably try to interact with you.
>have 2 days left of school before I leave (I'm 18)
>want to ask qt I've never spoken to for her number
I know there are normalfags on here and adv are no use. How the fuck do I do it?
>>29464441
just be ur selph
Not a chance in a million years.a lso you must be 18 or older to post on this site.
>>29464441
How are you not on summer break yet? What happen?
Tips for getting rid of desires and build discipline? I want to read (I enjoy it, but my ADHD makes it very difficult) and I want to keep away from porn and junk food (nothing against them, they just became a chore rather than a source of enjoyment), but my desires always get the better of me.
>>29464435
Adderall. Any other answer is a meme.
>>29464462
Not really an option so I'll take the memes I guess.
>>29464435
reading - 5 pages a day
junk food - learn recipes with your favorite vegetables/fruits in them. Blenders are your friend. Nuts and legumes go great with them as well.
porn - sheer will-power. turn your attention away from the thoughts when they come by doing something else. it begins in the mind.
also, limit TV and internet consumption, they destroy your ability to focus.
Fembots, do you like cum?
Would you miss it if you had sex with a guy that doesn't ejaculate when orgasming?
Stop with this fucking meme, fembots don't exist you beta faggot.
>>29464406
You don't get big cums huh?
>>29464406
who the fuck cums without ejaculating? i used to masturbate 12 times a day and i always had a little something come out. it was never a dry cum. i do, however, have a pair of balls. do you?
>doctor just diagnosed me with a terminal case of tfw no gf
>tfw you don't really want a gf
>tfw you just want someone to cuddle with at night until you fall asleep
>>29464414
Bodypillows my friend
>>29464594
Thanks for the suggestion. But I'd want to hear things "I love you" or "sweet dreams". They should make a body pillow that talks with a comforting feminine voice.
Oh, come out you black and tans,
Come out and fight me like a man
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away,
From the green and lovely lanes in Killeshandra.
>>29464373
Armoured cars and tanks and guns
Came to take away our sons
But every man must stand behind
The men behind the wire
>>29464373
Go on home british soldiers go on home,
Have you got no fucking homes of your own?
For 800 years we fought you without fear,
And we'll fight you for 800 more.
And if you stay british soldiers if you stay,
You'll never ever beat the IRA
And those 14 men in Derry,
are the last that you will bury
So take a tip, and leave us while you may
>>29465817
>tfw you realize "rifles of the IRA" wasn't taken yet and you didn't take that one
Reminder you will be vilified by society for liking one of these females...can you guess which one
The fat one,duh
Ori gin all
>>29464279
the one on the left.
even normalfags like teens.
if you are considered mentally unstable enough to sleep with the deranged cow on the left of course society will vilify you.
the only ones who will vilify you for liking the girl on the right are females.
>>29464279
reminder that caring is fucking pointless
nobody cares about you so why care what they think of you?
Is this how you get pussy bros
>>29464258
You woo her with your words
Chad makes you a fool when he fills her.
Or you just look physically attractive
That works much better than reciting a 16th century sonnet
Yup. Being a grammar Nazi is how you get all the ladies
>live with gf for years
>very abusive relationship, but so low self esteem I couldn't see it was
>and on good days, we have a really nice time together
>but over the years get worn down from legitimate emotional abuse, sometimes physical
>still feel a deep connection with her
>never really do anything fun because she's a workaholic which is fine I guess
>have...
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Get your shit out of the house while she's at work, then leave forever. Ghost her. Have your friends and family ghost her. I've never been in this situation so I'm just throwing out ideas. I hope things get better OP
>>29464252
>still have to live with gf because we depend financially on each other
Is she paying all your bills or something??
>>29464292
They could be in an expensive city where it's like 2 grand a month for rent and neither can afford to live on their own.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=030_1421237536
I just came across this and felt like it completely encapsulates normie behavior. They were being retarded yet all ganged up on the calm reasonable guy. Look out surprised and spiteful they are the guy stood up for himself and pointed shit out objectively instead of agreeing to their fault framework of the situation.
Change backstory
>they handed four $10 and two $5 for a $43 total order
>receipt got explained and delivery guy left
>apparently...
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It really doesnt, considering the amount of normies showing outpouring support for the pizza dude.
I remember when this happened
The entire internet went on a witchhunt after these guys
I wonder what happened to them
The way the roastie went from damage control to hardass as soon as he was already out the door. Pathetic cunt.
Foolproof way to learn any language:
>learn the 3 hundred most common words
>read newspapers
>watch tv
>you will pick up on the subtle nuances of sentence structure
You are now a master of the language
Works every time!
Find a flaw.
>>29464092
>Find a flaw.
You. Yes, you. You are the flaw. Your constant shitposting make your parents desire they could have invested their money on something else than a fucking frog poster who doesn't even make his own memes. You are the reason /r9k/ has gone to shit. Thank you. Don't forget to take your pills (pic related).
>>29464092
This thread isn't nearly as good as the daily monkey-chan thread
Can confirm. I did something vey similar a few year back with German. I can now speak it fluently.
Other than becoming a hikikomori, how do I escape the degeneracy of the western world?
Just live your own life, anon. Become a trailblazer and don't compromise on your ideals.
Travel to the eastern world.
Shut down the internet.