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You can blame genetics, or Chad's unfair advantage, or bullying, or autism, or your parents all you want.
It's your fault. It's entirely your fault.
I don't like you, you don't deserve advice from me.
Your little contrarian brain needs to wrap itself around the fact that if you didn't spend 19 hours a day in front of a glowing screen, maybe it could be better.
But you're a little cuck slave to digital media. A little cuck goyim netslave. Kill yourselves.
Hey, learning the net got me a pretty good job and that money made me free. Can't argue with that.
>>29466578
sure is spooky in here
>>29466578
>says the faggot on 4chan
>I'm forever alone hahaha
>Has literally had multiple partners, dates regularly, but is just butthurt about a recent breakup and thinks this is the same thing
I thought we were supposed to be the autists, how can normies completely lack self awareness like this? I want to call one of them out on it right now but at the same time I know I'll come off as a bitter sperg, so I'm shitposting instead.
Post things normies say and do that scream of lack of self awareness and make you WRYYYYYY, robots.
> lol im actually gonna kill myself xD
seriously they need to stop this fucking shit
>>29466571
>crippling depression teehee
>I love memes bad luck brian sure is a dank meme xddddd
>I play video games sometimes and stay home most nights I'm such a loser xppppp
Even worse, a handful of them have picked up on the word normie on plebbit and are starting to use it. Incorrectly and cringefully, of course.
>>29466552
>"LOL I like have no frieends lmaooo! XDD"
>Has a literal group of closeknit longtime friends
>"LOL I''m like soooo boring all I do is stay at home and watch Netflix lmaooo xDDD"
>Literally hangs out with friends every week day and parties on Friday nights. Does amazing and live fulfilling shit on the weekend but occasionally stays home one day of the week to relax because they're tired out from having such good times.
>"LOL I'm so introverted lol I'm so unique!"
>Literally doesn't even know the true meaning of introversion or shyness. Not even introverted at all just either doesn't talk as constantly as all the other normies or doesn't go clubbing everyday but instead hangs out with friends and bf/gf and goes on dates with them.
>"Like omg LOL I"M SOOOO depressed!!"
>Either has meme depression (is a little sad for like a few days to a week then feels better) or is just flat out lying to gain attention from others. Never experienced true depression and never will.
>"OMG I'm like soooo gonna kill myself lol!!"
>Again, doing it for attention or lying. They would never experience true suicidal thoughts or anything like that. If they attempted it they would either slit their wrists horizontally or swallow a bunch of pills for the extra attention and sympathy.
>"OMG I'm SOOOO sad "x person" died, I knew him so well/liked them so much!"
>Usually a flat out lie. Just saying it for normie brownie points or to receive validation for being a good person. I don't think normies actually understand what real empathy is.
Let's play a game. Style the newest big thing in your life as if it were a breaking news story title.
BREAKING NEWS : THIS JUST IN, ANON'S ROOMATE GOT A GIRLFRIEND AND HE WROTE A SONG ABOUT KILLING HIM AND TAKING HER
>>29466534
NEW UPDATE ON AN ONGOING STORY
JAVA PROGRAM STILL WON'T RUN CLEANLY; OUR BRAVE HERO FEARS FIRING MORE WITH EVERY PASSING DAY
>>29466534
THIS JUST IN: BREAKTHROUGH IN ANON'S EXPOSURE THERAPY OBLITERATES ANXIETY FROM INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS
EXPERTS AGREE: THIS COULD BRING ABOUT A NEW CHAPTER IN ANON'S LIFEShare the song OP
>>29466534
This just in!
My girlfriend is slutty for my cum!
How do I get a qt Asian gf?
Im a 25 y/o kv and I need one now!
>>29466532
Hit the gym faggot
Bathe regularly
Hit up high asian population areas
>>29466532
Live in Asia and end up dating them naturally if and when you come back because you can actually talk about their culture intelligently
Like any other woman. If they don't want you, they won't go out with you.
Foolproof way to learn any language:
>learn 3 hundred most common words
>read newspapers
>watch tv
>you will pick up the subtle nuances of sentence structure
You are now a master of the language
Works every time!
Find a flaw.
this is getting really old
you're kind of sad OP
Is it true? Cause it sounds reasonable, not for 100% perhaps for 60-70.
kek this is the 10th time I've seen this thread
Does this actually work?
I might finally learn Spanish
How thicc is too thicc, robots?
I'm pretty sure they have something called the BMI that will let you know
>>29466440
Beyond 600 pounds or so, I'd say.
when your ass affects the tides
>tfw Muslims are insane
https://youtu.be/Abj388AS7MQ
>tfw muslims haven't been ruined by western degeneracy
Just think, if we lived in a Muslim world there'd be arranged marriages, and loyal women. Once the whole western world becomes majority Muslim we'll see a major shift to how things are supposed to be and western men can be happy again with families.
I welcome them, and if you're a straight male who thinks that women/relationships/western cultural dynamics is fucked you should too.
>>29466530
Women are allowed to divorce their husbands depending on how ugly he is.
>tfw even arranged marriages can't save us ugly faggots
>>29466565
It may not be perfect, but its still better odds than it is now.
Besides, common sense would say that if you're ugly, the wife you get setup with is ugly, which isn't that bad in that case because she'll at least be feminine.
In this culture even the ugly women are ruined.
Shouldn't the boy identify as a girl if this shit is genetic since they are identical twins?
Does this prove that non-binary gender gay bullshit is all environment driven?
I'm don't understand why it matters to people of gays or trannies "choose" to be that way. I think it presumes that those states are lesser morally, and are only legitimate because they are ingrained.
shouldn't we be accepting of the girlcock either way. (metaphorically and legally in our mouths/assholes).
>>29466345
Do they fuck? I need them to fuck
>>29466631
We don't like the idea of letting a little kid take life changing choices especially when 90% of the information going around is fake or at least dubious and highly refutable
Why don't you go to a glory hole /r9k/?
>inb4 aids
>>29466245
Why would l tho?
>>29466256
Though what?
>>29466245
I don't like dicks.
I don't want people I don't know seeing or touching my dick. Not even sure how that works, I'm guessing they already have more than enough dicks.
Overall seems like a very dick-centric experience without much else to do.
Are they hiding something? Are they bigger sluts than outgoing girls?
>>29466230
>Are shy, quiet girls quiet because of toxic personalities?
Yeah, or just laziness. Men like them anyway. So they don't really have to be social.
>Are they bigger sluts than outgoing girls?
That's the meme for some reason. I would think they are just the same though.
I'm sure some of them must be the nicest girls ever, but you just can't expect it just because they're shy and quiet...
>>29466230
wait, is this a paranoid conspiracy theory thread?
>>29466230
>"shy girls"
>half-naked slutpic
Do girls like anime?
I want to try talking to a girl but I don't know what I'd talk about.
Quite a few do. You could have female friends that talk about anime with you.
But when it comes to fucking girls, it's not really about talking.
Most of them just care about the cute characters and the ships, if you ask them about anything else they will have a hard time since they don't really care about anything else
Also stay away from "otaku" girls, they're the sluttiest type of girls behind stacies
>>29466225
>anime
Your already far gone OP. Just stick to 2D.
He's sliding his cock into your childhood oneitis right now and you're just sitting on your computer touching yourself every day.
I can't even comprehend how soul crushing the feeling of having your love interest ripped from under you must feel. You text her everyday about meaningless drivel hoping she will notice you, and right after she's done reading your desperate cries for attention she sheathes chad's cock all the way to the hilt. Think about that next time you're crying yourself to sleep, she doesn't care about you. She's only keeping you around because you buy stuff for her and act as her emotional tampon while she has fun with another man while destroying your happiness like a cancer. But it's okay, if things ever fall out between them 10 years down the road you'll have a nice cushy job as an electromechanical engineer so you can be her safety net. Her plan B(eta).
>>29466219
>I can't even comprehend how soul crushing the feeling of having your love interest ripped from under you must feel.
It's shit
>>29466450
But is it as shitty as this bait?
>>29466493
I acknowledge it's bait, I just need something to relate to. It's shit
I want to break my NoFap (currently @ 1week) by masturbating to a girl that looks like this. Can you help me find a porn actress that looks as close to her as possible?
Sauce: Maria Ramos (Mariedoll Cosplay)
C'mon robots. Help me out.
Please /r9k/ I know some of you fap to latina porn.
just fap to abella anderson
not as thick but oh well
I did like to know why some of you robots hate woman,i understand not liking or being indifferent with them,especially over the power and advantages they have,but why hate them?
Hating them is simply useless,why not just not care about them?Just live you life doing you stuff,isn't better this way?
Because they don't love me
>>29466152
They don't think rationally.
Sexual liberation has ruined them.
Women's rights have ruined western civilization.
In general they're cunts to people.
They lack empathy but always virtue signal.
Robots want something they can't have.
They complain even though they have the world handed to them.
The list really goes on...
>you don't believe in the wage gap?
>you think society treats women better than men?
>oh my god! you're such a sexist! how can you hate women so much!?
Why are there so many gay and trap threads here lately? Have you all gone off the deep end?
>>29466142
nope.
they got banned from /b/ for excessive gayfaggotry, and thus ran here.
>>29466220
>banned from /b/
Are you retarded?
>>29466142
Nope I'm still straight. But I do like futa.
