>been losing weight steadily
>self confidence going all the way up
>tfw ate an entire casserole of mac n cheese to myself
Dubs decide if I force puke or not.
>>26643060
>mfw I make this thread
>I puke 30 seconds later
>>26643060
How much weight did you lose?
I was 5 pounds shy of 300 August 2014 when I decided enough was enough. Right now I maintain at 135 and have done so for the past 10 months now, but tonight I had a serious slip up and ate too much and am now over 140. Now I have to cut through exercise and abstaining from serious caloric intake.
It's okay to make mistakes. The road of weight loss is filled with them. I made so many mistakes it's still a shock that I have made it to my goal. So settle down...
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>>26643060
Try Soylent or MANA
And never look back family, never feel hungry again
Im in love
Gonna buy this, have to work a bit more. My work involves me posting pics of Bridget Regan from my iphone to /tv 2bh
lmao that watch is gay af enjoy your homo aids you faggot
>>26642954
Thats not very mature
>>26642928
Nice watch, the self winding is classy.
I applied for a job at KFC and scored a same-day interview because the regional manager was in town. I was nervous as fuck. I got to the interview a few minutes early and was forced to wait for the interviewer in the room by myself. I adopted CIA's cowboy stance to help calm my nerves. The interviewer showed up and I handed him my interview folder. I greeted him with "Mr. Interviewer, I'm Anon." He responded "Hi Anon, nice to meet you." We sat down and he opened my folder. He started with the typical interview questions and I felt insecure. He got...
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>>26642814
Are you a robot? If so, how do you personally handle working fast food?
I've had 2 jobs in fast food, and both times I just couldn't keep up. One was at Sonic, the other at Pizza Hut.
It was legitimately impossible for me to work fast enough whenever the restaurant was PACKED on Fridays (pizza hut). No amount of experience could have gotten me trained enough to be able to handle that shit. Every Friday/Saturday my co-workers would just get frustrated at me for being too slow, and they'd...
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I used to work at KFC as a cook in my teens, it was ok and I got free food and the manager used to smoke weed with us. Thinking of trying to get my job back, I would get double what I'm getting on welfare but I just don't know how I'll deal with being too tired to do anything. I already sleep a lot.
Was getting hired part of your plan?
Have you ever had to give an excuse to get out of sex because your dick was so small?
>>26642705
No because my penis is above average. My problem is that I can't seem to last that long though the 5th girl I was with went well. But the other 4 were awkward. I just learned to brush it off and just keep trying.
>>26642733
What do you mean by above average?
>>26642705
Opposite problem. My dick is huge but I've never been in a sexual situation and never will
Hahaha, you guys aren't serious right? Are you guys seriously still virgins? HOW can you actually not fuck a girl? I don't understand. If you're 18+ and you haven't fucked a woman yet, I hope you kill yourself. As you can see from the picture, I (4'11) went to formal with a 6'3" girl and I still nail her occasionally to this day. Just end it faggots.
>>26642669
Sup my broski
Another woman I fuck on an almost daily basis:
damn, thought they gave hgh at that height
Are you attracted to girls with thick/prominent eyebrows?
>>26642531
I actually am, someone post pics of thick eyebrows grills pls
Anime is not an accurate view of the real world.
>>26642548
Hepburn's eyebrows were truly legendary
>tfw you will never have a busty sweater-wearing gf who loves to cuddle and who gets excited when you try her cooking
>tfw she will never squish her supple thighs together and invite you to rest your head in her lap
>tfw she'll never sing this to you softly while she strokes your hair
>tfw she'll never reassure you that you're not trash, a waste of space, etc.
>tfw she'll never thaw out your icy heart and...
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>>26642523
Tfw she did all this and more, but it wasn't enough to make me love her
>>26642735
Story?
(Jesus, fuck the robot.)
>>26642735
Ouch, man. I've been there before, and now I'm stuck in the past.
>2006 was 15 years ago
>>26642406
>2008 was 19 years ago
>2006 is as close to now as 2150
who /old/ here desu
>>26642479
nearing 50 here
Why are all girls whores? All they want in life is dick.
They're not whores. They just don't want to have sex with you.
wat? they tolerate dick to get whatever they want, so yes they are all whores.
>>26642305
Lesbians don't want dick.
Who here /cocoon-mode/?
>tfw cutting yourself completely off from everyone while you become the beautiful human being you were meant to be
>>26642299
I'd be there already if I didn't have to go out to get a carton of smokes three times a month. Plus groceries.
>>26642352
You can do it mentally, like be around other people but not be there in your mind. The less interaction the better, but always do shit that advances yourself. Its very easy to slide into neetdom
>>26642299
uh i've been in deadman hibernation the past year just avoiding everyone and everything.
been in some sort of.complete social exilement n seclusion since finishing high school in 2010.
i'm not okay with letting mental illness rule over my life anymore,
getting tired of this shit fampai
What does /r9k/ think of Martin Shkreli?
>trolled media outlets outing them as the cash grabbing jewish story dreidelers they really are
>feud with rapper from wu tang clan which is funny as fuck
>raised the money of an AIDS drug (rip faggots) and for those who couldn't pay he gave them the drug at a reasonable discount or for free.
>>26642108
he is a pretty cool guy. I haven't encountered one person who hates on him who has any idea of the actual facts of the situation.
>>26642108
I love him. It's obvious he gets off on being the villain, and it's amazing how easily he can piss normalfags off. He's currently one of my favorite people in the world at the moment.I hope he doesn't get sent to prison.
Someone explain me who is this guy pls, is it one of those american politics things?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
Fascinating video.
One thing I wonder about, did Garrett really think he could have win Alexa's affection? Common sense says he couldn't have, but then again, you never know, he went for the kiss in the end.
Perhaps the kiss was what he truly wanted? He knew he'll never have Alexa, but tried to use the chance to do a saliva swap?
How do you see it, /r9k/?
>>26642039
>a dance from the beta
>make her gay
>>26642039
>Tfw a 12 year old girl has more swole arms than I do
it looks like they're young adolescents and he didnt know his place in the social hierarchy yet. he probably thought that it would work
SO I FUCKED UP THE ONLY GF I COULD POSSIBLY EVER GET HOW CAN I GET HER BACK?
I ENDED UP DOING SOME WEIRD SHIT TO HER AND SHE LEFT ME
>>26641899
what happened? greentext story or gtfo
I don't know how to explain but you won't be forgiven unless you have already had sex with her (assuming she enjoyed it). If not you will have a hell of a hard time. This is assuming it was a serious fuck up. If not you should be OK with some time. What did you do exactly?
>>26641899
You aren't going to get her back lmao. You're no doubt a dumbass, you're posting where everyone here hates women because they're awkward fucks who never speak to them. I can guarantee anybody here who thinks all women are "whores, selfish, want money, stupid, incapable of love" etc are either underage, NEETs, heavily insecure or socially awkward. Go to /adv/ if you're serious about anything but you're still going to get a fuckload of neckbeards there.
>meet qt indian grill on omegle
>form relationship
>start to care about her
>find out she's a virgin
>she heads off to college
>couple weeks ago she told me she installed tinder
>warn her about how tinder works and what the guys on there want
>she tells me tonight she got drunk and blew a frat guy she met on tinder at a...
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>>26641879
what the hell ever happened to dating
its like girls just jump straight into fucking strangers these days
>>26642040
Quit being such a fucking prude.
>>26642073
He has a point though anon
There's no way this isnt on some level damaging to women
Would you fug either of these girls /r9k/?
http://youtu.be/VuOOV06cmpI
>>26641890
Meant to to include this in OP
>>26641870
I'd rock the one on the right's world