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What do you think's in the cave? I bet there is crazy skeleton treasure in there, I mean look at that warning. That greedy skeleton fuck is trying to stop us getting his treasure.
>>24777322
>What do you think's in the cave?
DEATH.
>>24777348
nice try skeleton, those doubloons are mine
>>24777322
Here's something to think about op...
If we weren't supposed to go in, then why is skeltal clearly using his hand to signal us inside?
Someone doesn't want us inside, but I don't think it was our skeltal friend...
Government?
When did you realize you were too far gone?
when i needed a new HDD for all my porn.
I have literally no common discussion points with anyone not online.
>implying its not ridiculously easy to spot a bait thread versus a real feels/story thread
protip - 99% threads lately is bait.
im going to kill myself tomorrow
What's the reason? Try to keep it brief because I don't care all that much. Are you short, black, gay, what?
please JUST sit on my faeece
>>24777167
This is the line he says in the movie.
He then attempts to kill himself moments after saying that.
Post your 10/10 qtease
here she is. tfw no 10/10 wife gf.
>>24777116
oh kind sire could thou provide mine saucesth?
>>24777188
reverse image search comes up with nothing
Xmas dinner alone at Denny's
Anyone else doing this for Christmas?
>>24777024
Why the fuck would you go out alone on Christmas? Are you that masochistic? Just stay in and save yourself the embarrassment.
>But I don't care what others think of me I do what I want.
Don't lie to yourself.
>>24777130
Or I guess just lie and say you're a jew or something. I'm drunk and retarded. I'd feel like shit about it regardless though.
I will spend my christmas eating graham crackers in bed.like every year
>food is better than sex
sometimes yeah it is.
Honestly, it fucking is.
Let's see, I can fuck my wife for the 10th time this week, or eat the delicious burger in OP's pic followed by some Chicago pizza. Hmmm. wonder which one I'm gonna fucking do. Use your brain OP.
>>24776842
Matches my experience pretty closely.
I don't like one night stands and I've never had sex with a person I truly cared for. I'm sure that makes it much better. For one it's a lot better when you're comfortable with that person but having sex with someone you love and care about it is probably brilliant.
I'll probably never know, though.
Initiation and limitations:
>to induce individuals, it requires skin contact for 10 seconds
>the effect is permanent and immediate after the 10 second requirement
The individual controlled will feel overwhelming attraction, personal attachment, unselfish loyalty, and benevolent concern for you
What do you do with this power?
I'd touch my own skin for 10 seconds.
>>24776822
Do this to some 6-10 girls working low-mid level jobs and have them work and give me the money while I also do this to some 10/10 girls.
That way I get all the money and pussy I could ever want.
>>24776883
Im sad now thanks
red flags for guys
>he makes fun of 'manlets'
>he doesn't like dogs
>>24776809
Nice try manlet, but not this time.
>>24776809
>manlets
>women
>human
lel
>>24776809
>she's a dog girl
Into the trash
god tier food
ill start
This exists? Cool as fuck.
>Scrambled egg and bacon
>Two mince pies
>Turkey
>Bread sauce
>Christmas dinner
Brits disgust me
>>24776778
I would eat this every day
sex is over-rated
discuss
it can be with the wrong person but it usually isn't.
it's overrated once it's over, but damn is the chase fun.
afterwards you realize you spent so much time pretending to be someone just to get inside a wet, warm hole.
>>24776790
>overrated once its over
bad sex much?
let's settle this once and for all.
objectively, based on what little we know, who was in the wrong?
>Katie
>Amy
>both
Everybody who uses facebook is objectively wrong.
Amy can't be wrong with breasts like that. I'm going to say it's Katie's fault for uploading the photo.
Neither. Nothing wrong with being a slut, but when you are, you can't expect it to be hidden.
And why is Amy pissed, I'd be flashing everywhere with huge tits like hers.
why am i so sad all the time
why are you guys sad all the time
what are you doing with your neet time?
dont you feel like youre wasting away
i know i am
someone draw sad shit with me
you like that huh
who here doesnt brush their teeth
I'm sad because some people just weren't meant to be happy.
I do productive shit with my neet time though. I don't feel like I'm wasting away. I can't fix being happy but my accomplishments are fully under my own control. desu baka senpai. You don't get to complain about being sad if you aren't doing anything with your life. Especially if you were gifted with being neet. At least use your gift. If you're still sad then you just have a fucked up brain and that sucks ass, but you can still do shit, so do it.
I don't even like 4chan why am I on it again
bcuz yr mama dnt danse and ye doddy dont wokken wole
ye same, idk
you got finals you are procrastinating studying for as well?
No one likes 4chan. We all just feel a need to post here when we're at our absolute worst, because there is a 1% chance it makes us feel better.
Hey /r9k/, currently in a blackout. wat do?
get comfy
>>24776426
Fap to the blacked videos that you have saved on your phone.
>>24776442
Im struggling, my room isnt in the house and all ive got is an electric heater so im fucking freezing
>distant cousin comes to US from shitty central america country
>stays with his uncle
>he used to be gang leader back in ES, steals shit, total trash
>starts working construction and brings his wife and daughter too
>suddenly he starts making bank
>gets tons of money but most days doesn't work
>every so often he goes from SF to LA for day trips or so
>think he's probably in cahoots with the branch of the gang in the US and is bring drugs to sell
>family invites him for thanksgiving
>he comes with a friend, they disappear for a while and come back looking nervous
>today detective comes
>says he had an "altercation" with someone and that "nobody is dead or anything but they heard the other guy's side of the story and now they're looking for him"
>mfw this guy probably stabbed somebody
>parents don't want to say nothing
>detective leave card and says if we know anything to call him
What should I do? This guy is a dangerous gang member but my parents wanted to stay quiet
I've been warning them over and over since the guy came that he's bad news but they didn't listen
He's a blight on society and on the family
The card the detective gave us has an anonymous line but I don't want it to be known I said anything. Can they know it's me if I call it?
>>24776405
>Can they know it's me if I call it?
They'll definitely draw the line and make an educated guess.
>>24776405
what do you get out of snitching?
also use a payphone if you're that paranoid
>>24776405
which country familia, el salvador?
