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how's Life going for you guys? started playing 19 years ago and still not done. it's getting a bit repetitive though. i fucked up leveling my character so now i can't do a lot of questlines. i've been doing the job minigame for a while now and i think i've gotten myself stuck.
the suicide questline is open, but i heard that it triggers the end to the game. thoughts?
>tfw you missed out on all the cool, fun quests in your youth
>they are locked forever now
>been playing for 30 years
>tfw some bug is causing my character's hair to turn grey
Is there patch for this?
Mfw I picked the "Marry a backstabbing bitch" quest line.
>tfw no ugly gf
Who else plans to marry way below their league? I'm a decent looking guy and attractive women are LITERALLY the worst people to be around. They're boring as shit because they never had to develop a personality. Satisfying as fuck to BTFO them when they try to get on you. Getting with an ugly girl, by contrast, is grand.
>will be the best gf/wife because she's grateful you went for her
>does everything to keep you around, affectionate as fuck
>won't play games
>knows you're already out of her league so she'll be loyal to you
>Always love you, never kek you
>works her ass off for you in bed
>it's actually satisfying as fuck to make her feel good about herself
What is the actual downside? Don't tell me "insecurity/self-esteem issues" because literally all women have that. The "lower your standards" meme is 100% true. Deal with it.
Official thread song, BTW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1ZJiBHh-Yw
>>24771934
Beat me to it. Man, can you imagine the flack a modern musician would take if he made a song like that?
>>24772118
They're black though. Black artists can get away with calling women "bitches and hoes", I don't think anyone would care about a song about loving ugly girls.
Now, if it was a handsome white artist, then yea.
sup robots.
just bought two of these for a grand total of $2.14. not too shabby.
what do you want to talk about?
The fact that that product exists is fucking depressing. Not saying I'd turn it down, but holy fuck.
>>24771857
why not get a bottle of wine
even the cheapest bottle of vino feels less depressing
>>24771857
Pretty nice family. I usually go for the regular Steel Reserve myself.
>>24772047
I'm drinking pic related right now to be honest pham
r9k i am full of feel right now
>be beta
>be omega with this girl for 4 years
>i am so badly in the friends zone i am like a fucking family member to this girl
>she isnt even that hot
>quite nerdy but not like "xD im a gamur so nerdy lol"
>we are into all the same shit
>make attempts to get with her for years
>all failures
>my attempts are more like me trying to flirt but it just fails
>we both apply for the same college class
>ohgodyes.jpg
>think she will end up getting horny as fuck and want to get with me
>first day me and her go into college
>we get put into groups for our induction
>she keeps looking at this boy
>im like
>"what are you looking at?"
>she is like "nothing" while playing with her hair
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>in the first week of classes
>find out this boy isnt in our class
>i spend all my time with her in the breaks
>i notice whenever he walks by or something she always looks at him
>i just dont get it
>he is quite chubby
>he is /fa/ and has good hair but certainly not good looking
>start thinking "oh shit if they start talking that will be it"
>i cant get /fa/ or /fit/
>i ask one of my friends in his class what he is like
>he says he is funny guy full of confidence a bit strange at times though
>just start thinking "oh fuck i really need to make a move on her now"
>if she fucking likes this dude i have no chance of getting with her
>she is so perfect to me
>he would probably just fuck her
>me and her always meet at a bus stop near her
>i have to walk a while to get there because its not my nearest bus stop
>but i would do anything to be with her if im honest myself
>i walk up to the bus stop as usual
>see someone with her in the distance
>walk closer at more of a pace
>realise its him
will post more if you want it, gets worse ;-;
fuck it i have to post this, need to get it off my chest if you want it or not...
>they are having a conversation
>she is laughing
>she doesn't even know i am here
>i walk up behind her
>angry as fuck
>she still doesn't notice me
>he goes
>"hey dude"
>i just give him a head nod
>she goes
>"oh good morning anon meet tyler"
>"he is soooo funny"
>i just throw out a "heh heh" kind of laugh
>they just carry on having a conversation
>wellokthen.jpg
>none of them before to include me in this conversation
>in my head start comparing myself to him
>i am surely better looking than this faggot
>i mean he is actually fat compared to me
>just think whatever she could never be into him without me knowing about
>our bus comes
>all three of us get on
>i usually sit next to her on the bus
>well not that damn day
>they decided to sit together and i had to stand the whole journey
>sitting next to her on the bus was special to me too
>got to smell her scent and shit
>i know its bad but it was the closet i ever got to her
>i never even got to hold her hand ;_;
>they are talking and laughing the whole journey while ill just have to listen to this faggot flirt with her and make her laugh
>we get off the bus at college
>i just get off
>she walks in with him
>i wait for them at the stairs to our classes
>she goes
>oh hey i have to go now
>"do you get the bus home?"
>ohgodthisisit.gif
>they arrange to meet at the end of the day
>i dont get the same bus home as her
>have to spend the whole day thinking about this shit
>how does he get to meet her after not even talking to her for a few hours
>i spent 4 years with her
>i never made her laugh like that
No I don't care.
Specifically, it was amazingly pathetic when she was clearly gawking over him you ask her what she was looking at.
You seem like a passive agressive bitch boy with a terrible personality.
>>24771692
>>24771727
You just gotta be more confidenter and be more yourselfer. If you keep being there for her, and totes don't make it like awk awk she will learn and experience things with those bad boys and grow as a person before she find out she really love you all along. Just don't stop being there for her, being a gentleman and totes taking her to dinner and movies and lunches. She is more than just a sex object, you need to respect that. You can't put kindness coins into her and expect her to give you sex, thats like, so creepy.
Here to reiterate if you hate anime, ur a normie
Sorry
Hunter x Hunter is the greatest anime of all time
>if you hate stupid shit, you're a normie
I don't follow
>>24771625
>stupid shit
>currently on anime forum
I want to thank the robots who helped me out with the phone recommendations earlier today.
I ended up going with a platinum gold S6 Edge. I don't care about the un-removable battery. Nor am I concerned about the lack of the SD card slot since 32GB is plenty enough for me. I found the S6 Edge to be the best looking phone on the market at the moment. Aesthetics are important to me, my last phone was the HTC One M7. I was interested in the LG G4 but it looks poverty spec and its leather wrapped back just looked weird to me, in my opinion. Neither Sony(which looked interesting to me) nor the Nexus were available at the store and I didn't feel like waiting on them. I needed something ASAP.
So, robots, post your phones. How much did you get it for? How do you feel about it? What was your previous phone?
I'm pretty thrilled with mine so far. Going to buy a wireless charger pad. After I killed my One M7 I used am S3 for a while. That thing felt like ancient. Though, it got significantly better after I rooted it.
Should I root my S6 or should I wait a little?
>smartphone
Kill yourself, normalfag.
>>24771537
>Flip-phone
Are you trying to become a wizard?
>>24771616
>any phone at all
Get a load of this normalfag.
Who else here /nightmare mode/
>start life
>pick hardest difficulty on accident
>its too hard and I just want to die and start over
>>24771261
Play it till finish so you get the experience of playing on hard, and next time you are back, you rock this game because you got good at it
>>24771261
>finish
>unlock true end
Get the drake sword makes life way easier senpai
would you a date a grill taller than you if you had a chance?
>>24771243
Sure, while we would get a lot of attention (that's not my thing honestly) it would be awesome, I think. I only had luck with girls either as tall as I am or shorter. Being 5'9" isn't that bad honestly.
I would date most girls if I had the chance
>>24771243
Nah. I need to be dominate. I can't be dominate if I have to look up in a bitch nose to talk.
She fuck around and blow a booger on a nigga and I get crushed by it's massive gargantuan size
red flags for guys
>he makes fun of 'neckbeards'
>he thinks wanting to fuck a trap isn't gay
>>24771074
lmao you saved that picture
glad to know robots thought she was cute
>>24771074
>he thinks wanting to fuck a trap isn't gay
this is correct
the existence of a penis doesnt mean anything there are many very cute girls who have penises
>>24771085
if anyone gets trips itt I'll post more
>tfw no plain, boring, innocent, white gf to stay inside and play video games with
>>24770638
>plain, boring
plain and boring is shit. Tomorrow I'm having a girl over at my house, and she's like that. Everytime I meet her she tries coming up close to me.
We're going to study for the exams and shit. I really hope it doesn't escalate to anything.
>>24770638
>red hair
>blue eyes
>plain looks with skimpy clothes like that
guarantee she is a massive whore, trust me OP.
Those innocent looks will draw you in and SHIT all over your heart.
>>24770779
are you new here? this is shooped af
greentext your day, r9k
>shitposted
>watched castle
>drank a cup of tea
>>24770619
>got up
>ate food
>went hunting
>didn't get anything
>go home
>shitpost
>eat dinner
>shitpost some more
>go into this thread
>greentext my day
>wake up, going to be late for work at mcdonalds
>get to train station
>trains cancelled
>have to get bus
>bus ignores me
>get next bus
>1 hour 15 mins late
>fry chips for 8 hours
>get train home
>next train at next station had an incident on board so it has to wait for police and my train is delayed by 40 mins
>man in my seating booth offers me a bag of crisps, I say no, we sit in silence and the journey is awkward
>get home
>walk dog
>drink
>think how I used to read, listen to music, exercise, watch the news, listen to lectures and cook before I worked at mcdonalds
>now I watch TV, drink, surf the net and sleep
>turning into pleb
>lying in bed on phone on r9k
>woke up with bent new shit phone
>shitpost
>debate suicide
>go to gym
>debate suicide
>drink proton shake
>go home
>quietly masturbate
>shitpost
>eat a sandwich
>debate suicide
and now i'm back to shitposting
>curled up on couch
>under blanket
>case of beer within arms reach
>watching movies browsing Internet.tfwnogf but you know how that thing goes
>tfw drunnk as fuck
>tfw eating crackers and cheese
>tfw warm as fuck blanket
>browsing the comfy thread on r9k
>about to browse netflix
comfy as fuck
>laying in bed
>laptop heat keeping tummy warm
>wool socks keeping feetsies warm
>cheez its by my side
>going to watch some pretentious art films
>>24770472
>studied for finals, now just chilling feeling accomplished
>sitting in my lounge chair with my fuzzy comforter
>feet up on ottoman
>mug of dark hot chocolate
>watching the Simpsons
Doesn't get much comfier than this lads.
/r9k/'s thoughts on Jenna Marbles?
YouTube whore sellout , who will become irrelevant as soon as she stops becoming hot , no talent at all besides being a Barbie doll for me to jack off too.
i don't know who that whore is, but i know she's a whore
>>24770309
I find her ugly and she's never particularly caught my attention on the rare occasions I've seen her
Am I losing my sense of humour or is this guy painfully unfunny? I can't get through his videos, they just make me cringe really hard. Is loud screaming and constant homosexual undertones supposed to be funny?
They're really bad. Unless you are actually on the specturm and need his kind of humor (where everything is explicit and obvious), it won't be funny to you.
>>24770012
The fuck is this.
Markipliers gay knockoff ?
>>24770012
you should only find this funny if you're autistic or 13 years old
if you're neither of those then you're on the right path
>tfw ripping down the back roads
>tfw passing all the normies stuck in traffic
>tfw girls always want a ride on the back
It's 2015, Robots. Why don't you own the superior mode of transport yet?
>>24769377
I dont have money. Bikes are cool tho, would rather settle for any bike than auto
>>24769377
I don't want to get run off the road by some fat middle aged women texting while driving.
Whats a good bike to start off with?
