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Why are qt gfs with nice soft feet so hard to obtain?
i need one
Women are a waste of semen
>>24768065
what would you do with one?
>Oh, anon, you play video games?
>>24768031
Fuck yeah hun
>he treats his video games as a 'hobby'
yeah, why do you care
I really need to get high, can I inject loperamide liquid? Will it be like injecting loperamide tabs?
>>24767880
You would need to ingest like 1,000 loperamide caplets just to begin to get some of it passing through the blood brain barrier.
>>24767920
Plus side: never shit again
You won't--loperamide affects a different opioid receptor than your typical opiates and opioids. Not all opioid receptors, when stimulated, will get you high.
Do you ever feel like he world is one giant sex party, and you're not invited?
New Twitter to keep creepers out
No, but I have regular sex.
>>24767708
I actually feel like sex isn't real and its some giant joke thats being played on me by everyone n society. Like they all got together one day and decided to fuck with Anon.
Who here lives a pretty much normal life besides being anti social? I have a good job, my own place and a friend I hang out with from time to time but im a 21 year old kissless virgin.
>inb4 get out normie
same here
have a (You) bro
You couldn't have picked a picture with more extreme red flags:
>non-traditional piercings
>tattoo
>thousand cock stare
>attention whore
>tfw finally going on a date with a cute girl for the first time in a half hour, but can't find the key to unlock my cock cage
I'm really scared you guys.
>>24767446
Try hacking the cage off with a hatchet.
Why do you have a cock cage you weird faggot
>>24767488
I don't have a hatchet, just some dull scissors
>>24767507
I like to wear it for a few days and then after the urge to masturbate builds up I dress up like a girl and eventually the cum just drizzles out even though my penis is kept soft.
Going to my first rave tonight, what should I know?
just know that you are a faggot
>>24767165
The girls are sluts and will all sorts of nasty things for you depending on what you can do for them. Just watch out for diseases, they've been around.
>>24767165
You should know that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
>she thinks you're nice
>chad fucked her twice
>>24767145
>You think you good enough to be Her guy
>she's still on chads crazy cock ride.
>>24767145
>Chad gave her his fill
>You give them your nine mill
>you shitpost a malasyan basketweaving board
>chad brags about her, with whom he just scored
It's that time again robots.
Go hug your imouto and post results.
Make sure to tell her how much you love her too!
Now go!
But how would she post this if anime isnt real and robots just pretend they are as a way of coping with their eternal loneliness
>>24767073
>using Yotsuba B on NSFW boards
>is that non-legacy reCAPTCHA?
>>24767073
She's about a hundred miles away though.
I'll probably hug her when I come home for Christmas.And that will be her only gift from me.
Is little ceasars deep dish the ultimate robot food?
I've never had it. Would you rec-cum-mend it.
>>24766969
No, Papa "Smash the Gays" Johns pizza is way better. Just get a pepperoni or sausage and onion pizza form him.
We don't have that shit in my shitty third world country. But is that bacon baked into the base?
If a woman and her children don't need a man to survive, she can choose a man who is handsome and charming, but likely to leave after copulation. In other words, she can choose a "chad" and, if she can do so without diminishing the survival chances of herself and her children, she is more likely to do so. The handsome, charming chads then have more offspring and pass their alleles for chad-like behavior on to their sons.
On the other hand, if she is not capable of providing for herself and her children, she will have to be more practical and chose a man who is likely to stick around after sex and take care of her and her children, a "dad." Clark Gable for thrills, Joe Sixpack for bills. Of course, it would be nice if Joe Sixpack were also young, healthy, romantic, and had good genes, but those qualities mean nothing if he does not provide for her and her children. Today, a woman can choose a man who can not, or will not, help her survive and the welfare state will force that man and other people (taxpayers) to provide for her and her children, but before the welfare state a woman who unwisely chose such a man would have a life of poverty and an early death.
It has been suggested that women select men for intelligence and that may have played a significant role in man's evolution towards higher intelligence. Intelligence correlates well with wealth, so intelligence is a way to identify men who have, or are likely to acquire, the resources needed to care for a woman and her children. High status men are also likely to have access to more resources, and so high status is a strong magnet for the ladies. But since women today have less need for the resources of men, many women define "high status" less as having money and power and more as being "cool," ie, having currently-fashionable clothes, language, and behavior.
Any man besieged by women is likely to find the temptation to be a chad irresistible since the more women he impregnates, the more reproductively successful he is likely to be. Women are enthralled by chads because they seem to be genetically superior, as evidenced by the quality of the music they can create, their athleticism, their looks, confidence, etc. And, if other women want chads, the sons they have with a chad may also be more reproductively successful. Wealth, in addition to providing assurance of support, can be used to create an effective "bluff," so a man can present himself as being of better genetic quality than he is. Ditto for a woman and her makeup, clothing, and grooming
The counterpoint:
We introduce checks and balances. Condoms and other forms of prophylactics so that people reproduce later. College and years of hard work in order to succeed in modern society, without which people must resort to living off of a a low-quality diet and hazardous jobs with high exposure to things like smoke and smog and high likelihood of chronic pain. Most importantly we encourage people not to reproduce, that it is a burden, and so only people who feel a moral obligation to reproduce, in order to spread their higher quality genes, are the ones to do so.
>>24766975
>Intelligence correlates well with wealth
Wrong.
This is 250mg of diphenhydramine. Benadryl.
Will this work for a good DPH high?
Code on pill is L427
25mg each
***Code is L479
at 250mg youll just feel reallllllly tired. you might hear a phantom call of your name, some discordant violins in your head, but shouldnt get any visual effects
could be comfy. if you have any weed, smoke it. if you have any alcohol, have a little bit but not too much
>>24766772
I will tell you now that DPH high is not a good high, my friend. It will work though, depending on your tolerance. If you can build your way up to about 20, stop and let tolerance go back down.
>Apparently it's a common thing among autistic people to just dig holes when they go to the beach, rather than swim or sunbathe or anything else
>mfw I was that kid who always dug huge holes whenever I went to the beach
What are some other signs of autism that most people might not realize?
I used to swim so far out into the water I couldn't see the shore. Rip tides are literally a myth.
Me too, and at the playground.
These "hints" are 99% just trolls to trick idiots like you into thinking they're actual autists.
There's nothing wrong with rather digging holes than swimming.
>tfw gf broke up with me and joined ISIS
How the fuck am I supposed to compete with this?
eazy, join as well
>>24766648
Anon, I weigh 330lb and have no skills accept my encyclopedic knowledge of anime series and porn videos.
>>24766688
you will make an exceptional suicide bomber. that is what they usually do with useless people (like jihadi jake) that joined.
Who is this? Ive been searching for her for months!! I need to know who she is or get more pictures.
These are the two pictures I have of her. Help me
Im sure that some of you know who this is!!!!!!
>>24766585
>>24766601
a /tv mod. go look for her
