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This motherfucker is getting mad pussy being a memester.
Why haven't you meme'd yourself to youtube stardom, r9k?
>>24769168
I have self respect.Just kidding. I just can't think of any original or interesting content that can be monetized or generate lots of views.
youtube is an ocean of liquid diarrhea and the only things worth watching are the scattered buoyant floaters
(its all shit)
>tfw no true neutral gf who'd taller than you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=337&v=o8-MxJPrysQ
look at those vacant eyes
just look at them, it's like staring into an empty abyss
he has the perfect look to become a serial killer
in fact I notice most dudes with aspergers or autism have that vacant, psychopathic-esque look in their eyes and their faces are always so flat and one-dimensional
fuck, no wonder they get no action they look terrifying
>>24769090
>their faces are always so flat and one-dimensional
My feels are internal, please be understanding.
>>24769142
I'm a normie so I can't really do that champ
best of luck though, just try to be urself.
this comment is entirely original and I am posting it to bump my thread RIGHT NOW.
Why is this board so disgustingly normie? I browse both r9k boards but this one just takes the cake. So much facebook level shit. How many of you are truly robots and not just college students/early college graduates who were awkward and are mainly frustrated virgins?
You probably have a lot more going for you than you realize, probably look decent enough and live on your own.
Any of you truly NEET? Have any mental illnesses? Not self diagnosed ones either. Still live at home? Live on autism bux? How many games in your steam collection do you have?
Are you miserably depressed 24/7 or are you just le sad with because the 9/10 girl you swiped on tender wasn't interested in you.
I say 95% of you are normies, none of you know the true pits of hopelessness and despair. No, you don't qualify if you had some bullshit hard childhood that pushed you to leave home, not talking about that. No one cares about your success story.
Who here truly has the autism and all of its baggage?
>>24768886
>dropped out of high school
>19 now
>No steam, but 100+ games bought on PSN, as well as physical copies of 58 games (3 more shipping, excited to play guilty gear xrd)
>cant get on autismbucks
>no gf, havent left home except to water my roses in over a year
>barely know how to cook, if its not microwave or craft meals, someone has to cook for me.
>no reason to live, too pussy to off myself.
I'm 18, never kissed a girl, never held hands with a girl, suffice it to say I never had sex either. I'm unemployed, so are both of my parents, we barely have money to pay the electric bill, let alone for me to go to college any time soon despite my above average grades. I have tried to commit suicide twice but I pussied out, I've also been diagnosed with PPD. I was physically and verbally bullied as a child for my appearance (obese, constant use of glasses even during PE, because I can't see anything more than a blurred mess without them) along with my intellect, which lead me to anorexia a few years later and lack of care and attention towards school, making me drop from an excellent student to an above average one. I sleep no more than 5 hours per day at best and I spend most of my time awake on my computer, writing whatever comes to my mind. Whatever time I spend outside is on my driving lessons, the only legitimately productive thing I'm doing with my life as of late.
Am I a robot senpai?
after a shooting r9k appeared on tv, news and facebook, (i literally saw it like 3 times in facebook that day)and the board literally died in the same day
Why dont you just ask her out and tell her she looks nice?
Because I'm an ugly manlet and she would either laugh or mace me.
I would probably burst into tears.
>>24768897
How the fucc am i supposed to come into contact with her if she lives 10 minutes away and have never seen her in person t.bh f.am
What's your fetish and why do you have it?
>>24768787
It's not a fetish, it's a sexuality
>>24769003
which one tho?
I like women wearing nothing but sneakers, preferably converse.
No idea why I have it, when I was young I liked gigantism and saw my baby sitter wearing a pair of reeboks (w/o the strap). Fapped to the idea of her being a giant wearing those and it was game over from there. Donno why I used them in the fantasy just did.
I find reeboks disgusting now but still have the sneaker fetish.
Futa is another fetish, no idea where it came from.
Is R9K shittier on the weekends because it's when wagekek normies have time to post?
>>24768704
>Implying /r9k/ could ever be shittier
wagekek here. yes.
actually underage b&
Manlet here, pic related its me, tell me r9k how has your height affected your life? social interactions, women, clothes, etc
I don't really care about being short
>>24768617
You're a qt
Your bf is a happy man <3
>>24768660
b-but I don't have a b-b-boyfriend
and thank you fpr the compliment anon kun
>>24768617
you look like a child
Who /addict/ here?
What are you addicted to?
>Anything you do on a regular basis despite a desire to stop the behavior
Myself
>weed
>vidya
>Monster energy drinks
>>24768545
>tfw drink 1L coffee and green tea
w-well it's not that bad
I huff spray paint
Hard stimulants.
try to trigger fellow robots
if you get triggered you lose
ok I'll just write this shit right here just ignore it
I'm actually laughing at that beta white knight.
>geez nobody wants my super helpful advice gawd
Original comment
2bh
Anyone else feel as though they've missed out on everything good in life?
I hate living in the west. Everybody is so vapid and attention seeking, instead of developing a interesting personality or unique traits they hide behind overpriced clothes, makeup, and made up subcultural identities that they can't even properly represent.
Remember when people actually were unique and didn't follow some made up hollywood stereotype of unique? When they cared more about developing themselves as a person and not just fulfilling their constant need to be a part of a movement or trend?
Everybody disgusts me and I can't seem to fit in any where I go. It's like everything I loved about the world is slowly crumbling around me and there's no way to escape it.
They're even bringing their histrionic bullshit into video games, a hobby I thought I could escape all this bullshit through.
I can't be the only one who feels like this, some of you must feel it to, right?
>>24768536
I do
Its even harder when expressing opinions when it goes against the wall, no matter how much reason you have behind it
100% agreement op. I don't have much to add, just want to say you're not alone.
>>24769216
>>24769383
I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels this way.
Who /subway/ here?
Mommy only lets me get the kids meal :(
>>24768419
thats some fancy packaging for a bottle of fucking milk
Mommy used to restrict me to the kids meal too but I managed to convince her that if I could raise 1000 GBP within a week she'd allow me a footlong.
>>24768419
>people actually eat that crap
>not cooking your own food
come on
Now, as most robots i have troubles with women.
And i honestly have to ask, not to just point fingers or whatever but.
Do women really love men when they are with them for who they are? Or do you love their boides/looks/status/ and or protection?
I am almost 100 percent convinced as of lately that women dont love men and the relationship is always one sided, the girl always being the reciever of gifts, money, praise, effection, everything. And girls at this age from what ive seen see their boyfriends as just stupid pawns that they can push around.
Ive been in relationships and ive given my heart away. even saved up 1000 dollars by working for an entire year to go see her to have her mercilessly cheat on me. other girl left me when i lost my job, and the other one just loved to belittle me, discretely hint i was ugly and just pushed me around a lot. and ive noticed this is how it is for many others too. and it seems to be encouraged.
Honestly, guys feel just as insecure, sad, lonely and insugnificant as you do sometimes. and we just want to be loved too. sometimes we are the ones that want to be hugged and reassured. but if we show that to you you leave us for being weak.
everyone tells me not all women are like that, or that im just bitter. but its all ive ever seen, a girl has never done anything for me but just be a consumer of energy and life force. its honestly hard not to be bitter or sad inside or to generalize and say all of them are shit...
anyway im off track.
Femanons.... Do you really love guys?
Or do you just love validation and the shit that comes with us?
Femanons only
no b8 please
>>24768329
>femanon
well im a young girl and for now i just want "chad"
maye ill "love" a man in my 30s or so.
>expecting honest answers from women
you can find hundreds of news articles about men sacrificing their lives for their girlfriends. not a single one about a woman sacrificing her life for her boyfriend.
think about a romance novel written by a man: Romeo & Juliet
romance book written by a woman: Fifty Shades of Grey
women simply do not like men as human persons at all. they despise betas and "love" chads for their alpha male performance, but the moment a man reveals human weakness and a desire for support, the woman will be disgusted by him.
I think you've just gotten a bad sample, as a femanon it's the opposite for me. All through college I reveled in the occasional male attention I got, but none of them wanted me for anything but the pussy, the first chance they could upgrade from me they took it, every time. I would have gladly devoted myself to any one of the men I was with but they all left after a week at the most, sometimes making up bullshit, other times being blunt: "I was drunk", "You're just too weird for me", even two of them admitting "You're (kinda) ugly".
It was slightly comforting to watch a Stacy ruin one of their lives, but I still have to cope with the fact that I have degraded myself sexually so now I am not only facially ugly, flat chested, flat assed, curveless, hairy and frizzy haired, but also a roastie slut in the eyes of most men. I've loved men, I loved the feeling of being wrapped by a man's arms, even though it was usually in a drunken grope attempt. The validation is definitely a major driving force but some of these men I felt understood me before they crushed me. I loved the validation but also the notion that perhaps there was someone in the world that actually liked me for who I was and not because of what I could do for them.
But even though I'd do everything for these guys, cook, fuck, clean, do their homework, buy them things, give them as much space as they wanted, nothing was enough to make up for being ugly. Honestly a combination of men being cocks to me and my mixture of envy and hatred towards beautiful woman is starting to turn me gay. At this point I think I'd prefer being in a relationship with a woman. It's not like I want to pass on my shit genes anyways, I still want kids but I'll use someone else's eggs no matter what.
![screen%20shot%202015-07-30%20at%202.31.57%20pm[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/YJfZ08t.png "screen%20shot%202015-07-30%20at%202.31.57%20pm[1]")
My psychotherapist said that I am a great guy and any girl can be happy if I become her bf. Why did she do that?
>>24768230
>seeing a female therapist
Normie advice is all you're going to get m80
Because you're such a great guy OP~
You literally pay her to say things that will make you feel better.
Get a prostitute instead if this isn't working.
>>24768251
Women are actually better therapists.
Who's your ASMR-fu? Post her best video that made you fall in love.
literally perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_k57X0uQU0
I'm glad she's back, even though she's a little fucked in the head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj8u2Y9qYbQ
>>24768200
I enjoy eating ASMRs. My favorite removed all her videos; I have most of them on my harddrive.
Here is my 2nd fav
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPJxMWcKV_w
>do homework and essays for a girl i met online
>she lives in another country
>sends me a picture of a personal statement she is writing as an assignment
>tells me to make the edits for her because she doesn't have time and needs to sleep for school
>open up the image after she goes to sleep
>the teacher's writing is atrocious cursive and i can't even understand what it says
she's gonna be mad but it's not my fault
>>24768164
Show us the teacher's writing so we can help, genius.
Even if it's not English, someone might be able to decipher it.
She sounds like a cunt, mate.
Wait for it to pile up and cut contact with the whore, grow some bloody balls.
i hope she's paying you
