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I need general dating advice for elderly women

at this dancing course there is this Milf ass woman who:
>always pics me as her dancing partner:
>she is in like her 40s (im 23, so our age gap is big)
>is a doctor in a hospital, has 2 kids and is not married (inb4 kek 1st kid is a spaniard, 2nd is german)
>really good looking, looks like pic related
>gives me all kinds of compliments like "you are the hottest guy in this course" etc. (although i never thouht im that good looking)
>we are going to a themed party together next weeks
>im pretty sure we are going to continue this

so my question is ...

What redflags should i look for?
What are the sign she is crazy/bad for me?
Will i have a disadvantage, that will cripple me, in the realtionship?
How should i deal with her past? Is this kekoldry? If she talks to the other dads, am i being keked?
Any danger of her past lovers getting mad jelly and retaliating on me?
Is there any danger she will become the dominant in the realtionship?

You can also post your stories with older women/men in this thread... (this is not a men ask from men thing, girls can contribute their stuff/problems here too)

Alredy started a thread in /adv/ but for some reason no one replies
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>>24762473
OP here. wrong pic but whatever she looks good believe me
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Sounds like she just wants to fuck, and if so, go for it. A relationship with her would probably be messy
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>>24762569
ok thx for the reply breh

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What is the sexiest anime of all time?

I want to watch it
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Boku no pico

(Of course someone said this)
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K-ON!

>that everything
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Watch Gunbuster. Senpai

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What's with normies and their obsession over being "introverted"? What's the deal with this introvert "energy bar" that needs to be charged by socializing?
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>>24762178
They clearly have no clue what being introverted is and they literally confuse it with alone time.
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>>24762178
because introversion is now "hip", its seen as quirky and cool to call yourself an introvert. Its basically the same thing that happened when being nerdy became cool
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>>24762178
As other Anons said, introversion is now seen as cool. Only people who are "deep" and smart are introverts. Normies think this means like 1 hour alone or something though. Then they run onto Facebook and start whining how nobody is messaging them and how nobody will hang out with them.

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Donde estan los robots mexicanos?
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Veracruz h-here-
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en ninguna parte
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Quiero mudarme a la casa que construyo mi padre ase 20 anos. Tengo 13mil dolares, que negocio puedo poner que me deje Dinero para comer y viajar unas pocas veces al ano.

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Do giant rats make good pets senpai?
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>>24762029
Tie it to peg board and cut its dick off with scissors.
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>>24762063
this tbqh smdh familial
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It's not fun to clean up their cages, but they are affectionate pets. It would probably make more sense to invest in a few mice so they can socialize together. Multiple rats would require a larger environment, whereas you could fit a few mice to a single aquarium and they'll be content.

Just bear in mind that they're nocturnal. They'll sleep most of the day, and probably make enough noise to keep you up at night. Don't keep anything in the cage that the mice / rats can bang around, such as unmounted food dishes. If you keep an exercise wheel in there, make sure it's actually mounted to the side of the cage and can't be dragged around.

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Why are you not getting pussy on tinder? Its so easy tho?
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>>24761918
>not real love
>sexually transmitted diseases
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>>24761918
because i don't fuck shit skins like you do OP.
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>>24761918

Post the pictures you're using, Chad

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Who here has enough real sex to fap without guilt?
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>Feeling guilt when you fap
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>Having sex
>Posting here
Either stop lying or get out.
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>>24761853
no one
now get out

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FEMALE "LONELINESS"
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We have known this for quite some time now.
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Women have no idea of the pressures for a guy to not be an autistic loner if he wants a girlfriend.

Why is status so important to women? Why can't they make a decision on someone or something without external opinions and pressures?
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>>24761829
You can have a big circle of friends, a girlfriend, a big family and still feel lonely.

This woman feels lonely and seeks out advice and/or other people experiencing similar feelings. What's so wrong with that?

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Have you ever confessed your feelings to your crush?

How did your crush respond?
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>i love you
>i love you too
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>tfw someone confessed it to you
>tfw you literally just laughed it off

Holy shit, I was thinking about it today and I certainly won't be able to sleep tonight. What a fucking idiot I was.
Those who confessed and got rejected, did you feel bad?
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she said yes, and threw her arms around me

i broke her heart later on

ill be dead soon

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>tfw roommate and his friend don't think I understand Russian
>tfw I understand Russian
>tfw they're talking shit about me five feet away from me
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talk shit back in russian

would be hilarious
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>>24761781
what did they say to you anon :^(
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tell them to pashol na huy and post reaction :--DDDD

Cumskins, honestly, how does this make you feel?

http://efukt.com/20926_Pornstar_Drops_'N'_Bomb.html

(racist wife fucking black man)
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>average white male
>average black male
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>>24761679
>they're both smiling

That bitch is so cvcked. It's nice to see the keking role swapped occasionally.
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>>24761679
Why are they both still ok with that and trying again?

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>hey loser i will let you eat out my pussy after chad fucks me for $50
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Only if you let Chad cum inside you, I want to taste his cum.
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>>24761659
I'd only do it if you were fucked by a nigger
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Or I can use that money and buy at least three steaks.

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Does anyone else love craft beer?
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>>24761594
have you heard of arcade fire? they're indie
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I don't know what cognitive dissonance is because MGMT never wrote a song about it
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>>24761594
I bought them at a swap meet, a literal flea market with actual fleas.

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Daily reminder that if you are a girl, you are incapable of being lonely.

It's as simple as that-no ifs ands or buts.
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>>24761566
Family disowned me, only 1 friend who thinks I'm kinda creepy.

Yes girls are capable of being lonely. Plus, in the picture: it isn't true. If you are an attractive male/female and introverted then no one cares and it's cute. It also applies to guys. But if you are an ugly male/female then people do think you are weird regardless of your gender
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>>24761639

Fuck off

>implying you're female
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Im a girl and am very lonely right now.

>no friends
>little family

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Has anyone here committed social suicide?
I have today and I feel like that if I don't die for real that I'm going to regret it soon.
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Tell us about it
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What did you do now, OP
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Share your story, you tease~

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