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>Finally get a gf
>My first
>I'm her first too
>She was bleeding when i fucked her last night
>she goes on saying how its a special thing between us, both losing our virginity to each other etc..
>Little does she know i lost my virginity to a prostitute years ago
Anyone else hiding anything big from their girlfriend?
Tell her that and film her reaction
>>24755740
>Anyone else hiding anything big from their girlfriend
The implications in this post are unbelievable.
>>24755740
how was the sex OP?
>you will never have a nigress slave
dont want one
Keep her we'll keep pounding the whities
Thanks jews
>>24755605
Why must I live in Northern Ontario, we don't have nigresses
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I have autism and everyone always thinks I am annoying and hates me and is mean to me. But I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I try to be really really nice to people and do whatever they tell me to do, but they just end up being terrible to me.
I developed really bad social anxiety from it and agoraphobia and I've been working on getting over it but the more I interact with people the more it just gets worse and worse.
I don't know what to do, please someone help me. I just want people to be nice to me and like me :( I don't want to kill myself but I can't take it anymore
>>24755409
maybe you shouldn't be so autistic
Don't worry OP, I'm in the same situation and I'm not autistic. I'm not even memeing when I say we'll never be able to interact with normalfags like they interact with themselves.
Try making online friends. I'd offer but I'm extremely shy and I tend to get very depressed whenever I add someone and can't figure out how to talk to them.
>>24755423
OP here, what I posted also applies to people I've met online as well. I can't even make friends online.
>>24755422
I wish I could :(
*yawwwn*
How does it feel to be like a king for two days?
Do you live for the weekends?
Well my life is always like this.
tick tock wagekek better make the most of weekend before you are back to rubbing your employers cock...
>>24755309
i cant stop crying about my best friend from middle school. he just wanted me to be successful and happy but insead i fucked up, smoked pot and now im a fucking dopehead. isn't it sad that my closeest relationship was in middle school? 20 years later hahhaa. ive been thinking of bringing snacks to his house for the past 10 years
i fucking hate my life. i feel like im dying. im done. i wont leave my bed agin.
>>24755309
As the markets are usually much more atmospheric at the weekends I might take a day off reading some philosophy and working on my new piece of classical music, to go to the local Christmas market.
I am of course a provayour of fine foods, as I cook my own three course nutritious meals every day. Some of the German delicacies might take my fancy. Lets hope the wage slaves can even make it out their beds in time.
How does it feel to be a virgin, live with mommy and have no income?
>born in upstate NY
>hours from civilization
>not a single resource near me
>have the lowest quality of everything
>everyone tells me the weed here sucks balls and there's no drugs at all
>jobs are like a 60 mile commute
>there aren't even odd jobs or yard work
>there's like 5 people to hang out with and everyone here is a redneck that acts weird
>poverty is rampant and a lot of people live in broken down houses
>winters are fucking insane
>-110 degree windchills with 150 inches of snow
>everyone here wears camp and blue jeans has a beard and is in covered in dirt oil
>every time I open Facebook its trees, trucks, farms, fields, deer and people standing in the woods
>every time I see snapchat its people standing in the woods hunting or driving around
>there's literally no way to live
>>24755293
Where u from in upstate m8? Utica fag here. Left and never looked back.
You should try Idaho sometime. It's kind of like that, but you keep driving for hours in any direction and it doesn't change.
>tfw in Buffalo
I actually really love it here... minus the horrible lake effect snow.
saturday night ausbot thread, what's going on robots?
friends are out doing normie shit for the 9000th weekend in a row so i'm at home like usual drinking and playing gta
>not doing normie shit with them
damn mate, get out there
>>24755027
i'm not that desperate to cling to my youth
i've got better things to do but apparently just chilling while having a few drinks isn't good enough for anyone
I'm idling in a private tracker irc, waiting for an interview.
>have small/average dick
>still have sex with tons of girls
How are Chad's and normies confident enough to have sex with random chicks even though they mostly have small/average sized cocks, see pic related.
Are they just delusional?
>>24754902
Cause I don't rely on my dick to do the job.That's what my tongue is for
Cuz chances are that random chick wont be anything special either and doesnt merit going above and beyond to please her.
Because when you're chad, girls will lust after your mini cock.
They don't really care about the dick. They just want hot-guy arm candy. The social proof will be enough to get them to come on to Chad. Chad, after having at least a handful of women THROW themselves at him, finds he's naturally confident through the social proof these previous women have created for him.
A question for fembots. How big of a factor do you consider height being on a man? Can being too tall actually be a bad thing? 6'7" reporting in.
also what is it that you like about tall guys? i've been told by girls in the past that i make them feel safe but is that it?
Legit 6'6 here.
Girls seem to like it a lot. Wouldn't want to be any taller though, fitting into this world is bad enough as it is.
Also, there's very few true 6'2+ guys out there. Everyone e-stats their height. Too often do I hear "Oh my boyfriend is 6'4 but he's like 5 inches shorter than you so you must be 6'11 teehee"
>>24755222
>fitting into this world is bad enough as it is
oh man i know that feeling... public transports are fucking suffering towards tall people, so are restaurants, so is pretty much everything...
>Oh my boyfriend is 6'4
women's perception of height is broken, like for real "oh you must be 7'+" desu the most tiring thing is stereotypes and overused phrases towards tall people "whats the weather up there" "can you touch the ceiling" "oh anon you should work out you would build a great body" etc etc
I guess you guys don't have it worse than women after all.
>>24754613
Women do not do anything but get passed around by alphas. Men in the same age group die mostly by accidents because they are actually doing things that are not relationship related. In conclusion, fuck you and fuck women. I am glad that they are getting killed and I can only hope that this trend intensifies and more whores die each year.
>>24754613
women who get killed by men are weak and stupid or else they'd defend themselves and not hook up with men who beat their dumb asses. So long as they get killed before they breed they're doing the species a favor
>>24754613
Define maimed according to a feminist.
>malaria
>war
Things a first world woman will never see unless they deliberately go to a third world country.
>cancer
Young women have an extremely low rate of cancer. Cancer kills old people.
So what this post is trying to say is men kill and "maim" women more than traffic accidents. No shit.
>tfw no average plain jane gf
Like this soc qtqt
>>24754615
yeah, she's super plain
I would love an ordinary gf like that
>>24754615
I'd cuddle her so hard
How to stop dreaming?
>>24753859
Suicide yourself senpai
>not wanting the best drug free way of escaping your reality into a new one
How to start dreaming? My mind wont let me escape reality even in my sleep
Albums r9k is listening to. Chose your favorite album or one you're really into right now. Pic related.
>Not listening to slowed down and sampled elevator music from the 80s
>Listening to normie shit ever
Who else /patrician taste/ here?
I like the mood of this album
>>24753886
I really really don't like this album and psuedo-genre.
You have 10 seconds to say something to impress them.
"Sorry I'm all sweaty, I just finished playing my set. I'm going to go get some water. Bye."
Every time.
(only works if you're actually sweaty and they just saw you on stage)
>impress them
why?
>>24753383
>10 seconds
>not an awkward silence
In real life your time limit would be 2 seconds at most.
have you been to the psych ward?
im thinking about going again next month
>>24753262
no one ever has
>>24753409
no one cares general
Yeah it was boring and there were no manic depressive qts like those indie movies would like you to believe.
At least half were just hobos looking for 3 hots and a cot.
r8 my life, wagecuks! u jelly? ;D
Enjoy your diabetus and medical bills Looser
actually im drunk and hungry right now so ill give that an 8/10 but im just gonna go to bed
I made $200 for 5 hours of work tonight
You know how many tendies that can buy?
