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A thread for blacks to vent about whats on their minds without having to be called the "N" word every two seconds.
Whats bothering you or whats got you feeling good, fellow blackbots?
>tfw Christmas is just around the corner. :)
>tfw you know yo' broke ass aint gonna get shit but you still exited.
>>24696647
you THINK the word offends me but its just another word nigger
>>24696647
>>24696653
Man that really hit me in the feels real good.
>>24696688
send more its making my 12 inch dick hard :^)
Music thread? Depressed songs.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pnGA8MGx5NY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avwrL9syLvc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJn03xJ29Vs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p94_9hpC8NM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3mJiK7aTFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HskBv9l8XCM
These songs make me crythrough my penis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU9_0pxiDjY not sad but i like it and i want to share it
>>24696627
I appreciate it. Last day for me to listen to anything for a long time.
I wasnt supposed to be like one of you. It all started 2 years..
>total robot /b/ browsing retard
>sit in my room all day hang out with autists at lunch and play wow
>live in a small town me and some chads get pushed together
>I start having fun experimenting with drugs
>at a swimming hole I find a qt gf and we date for a year
>I really start to get it together
>start dating girls hotter than Kate Upton
>not really accepted as a chad but good enough
Fast forward to now
>my hair starts falling out in clumps going bald
>my current gf dumps me for a black guy
>I quit jobs college and everything out of embarrassment
>I'm not supposed to be fucking bald I'm awesome
>finally get so horny that I start talking to a fat nasty chick
>it feels disgusting the whole time and I can't even look at her
>she's been obsessed with me for years
>she pays a mutual friend we have gas money to hang out and they pretty much force me
>after we hang out she never talks to me again and I ask why
>she says it just doesn't feel right we are only good as friends
>have another girl obsessed with me
>she would always try to kiss me and give me boners for no reason
>we hang out
>I ask her to kiss after her barely talking
>she just looks at me like she feels bad for me and says yeah no
>had another fatty
>she sent me bra pics in snapchat and we talked all day
>the way my hairline is you can't see if its combed down
>I take a picture with my hair parted at the recession area and it doesn't even look that bad and she just stops talking
>I lose my mind and go literally crazy
>I have PTSD from all this shit
>I refuse to work or participate in life all I want now is autismbux and to never see the world again
>don't even want the money just want to buy a tiny apartment and be alone for the rest of my life
So I guess the moral of the story is even if you escape god will come back at you with a wrath and make it all twice as worse. Don't even bother trying to be happy just wait to die guys. Trust me.
you're fucking gay don't post again
>>24696457
Shave your head and lift bud. Grow a bit of facial hair. You won't look like a youngster anymore, but you can get a swole older man vibe.
Further, your hair coming out in clumps sounds like some disease process. Get it checked out.
>>24696504
Not literally in clumps and no I quit life now if I have to be bald then I'm not doing it no no no no
If you saw me bald vs me in high school you'd shit yourself. I'm just going to run in a church with a gun in my mouth and scream this is what your ass hole god does to nice people before blasting my shit
Femanon here.
Be honest, /r9k/, would you want to date an autist? I can't imagine being with someone who can't register social cues and has outbursts. I feel like I'd have to watch everything I say around them. Add in being a NEET to the equation and it makes me uncomfortable to even think about.
>>24696428
>i can only be attracted to chad
>untill I need to settle, then anyone will do
Typical roastie whore
>>24696500
>Talks about having to handle dating a literal retard
>"OMG U ONLY WANT CHAD! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
>>24696428
so you are saying "i'm a girl and i only date normies,rofl 4chun what a bunch of autists no girl would ever date you XD"
aren't you a unique one
wow aren't you unique
started working at 7 am.
just got home. spent the last 12 hours messing with excel files.
I'm so tired. I want to die. I will buy a gun soon and shoot myself
>>24696397
>just got home. spent the last 12 hours messing with excel files.
I can guarantee you that whatever task you were doing could be automated and done in 2 minutes
>>24696397
I start work at 6 am every day in an office that looks almost exactly like your pic (but with modern equipment of course).
It's terrible, and I'm exhausted at the end of the day and feel like I've done nothing all day. I've been forcing myself to go to the gym and eat right because it makes me feel like I'm dying.
I'm just going to save up as much as I can for the next six months and then move somewhere and try and figure out what I want to do with my life...
Good luck fellow officebot.
>>24696520
>n an office that looks almost exactly like your pic (but with modern equipment of course).
At least you get cubicles. I've worked in an open plan which seems to be more of a thing these days and it was horrible.
DDDD--:
>>24696319
It's the JEWS
It's the FREEMASONS
It's the GLOBALISTS
It's the CIA MK-ULTRA PROGRAMME
nhn
F A L S E F L A G
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this is original
I'm too scared to leave my room to the bathroom next to it, but I really have to poop.
I don't have any jugs around in my room either.
What should I do?
Please help me I'm on the brink of a panic attack.
>>24696293
Shit in a paper of tissue. Why are you scared of leaving?
>>24696293
Stop living in fear faggot
What do you want for christmas, robots?
Some boots and classes with people I don't hate
>>24696119
World war 3
>inb4 edge lord
A boyfriend with a huge cock, a new pair of headphones, and some new shmups to play. Oh, and maybe a new pair of slippers. Mine are just about shot.
How does it feel, boys? In your lifetime, the "liberal lefite" attitude which so many people hate will be the majority.
With more and more media shifting to this new progressive attitude, it's but a matter of time before the people ruling the developed world share the ideologies.
Same sex marriage is thundering forward, racism is being addressed as still a big issue and gender rights are starting to bloom too.
Pro-choice is becoming the popular opinion, and feminism is slowly losing the "lol feminazi" look it had for a few years.
In your lifetime, you will be more than just the unpopular group of opinions, you will be the outcast and the minority.
Am I saying this will be a good or bad thing? Nah. Just putting it out there. How do you fellas feel about it? How much of a liberal are you? Are you worried?
>tfw not triggered by race, sexuality or any of that shite but hate fat-positivity people
>>24696051
good
let the world burn
>>24696051
Libtards will collide with reality and be culled in the process, I'm betting on musloids. The survivors will be hard enough to start over and society is safe from these braindead SJW masturbatory phantasies for another 10 to 20 years.
>>24696051
>fluid beliefs
>i don't care what ideology I stand for as long as I get to push chess pieces around
A liberal yesterday to stomp on commies, a nazi today to stomp on liberals, a communist tomorrow to stomp on nazis.
And the power will be in my lap.
>Happy Secular Wintertime Celebratory Period, robots.
What do you hope Jolly Bigender Winter Benefactor brings you this year?
>>24695991
An AK47.
>>24695991
>Happy Secular Wintertime Celebratory Period
ITS CALLED RAMADAN SHITLORD
READ SOME FEMINISM FUCKNUTS
>>24696026
Remember that you ONLY get things if you consistently practice inclusivity and non-heteronormative behaviors in public AND private.
what is the best (fastest/most complete) way to batch remove exif in a windows environment?
>>24695910
> be you
> get called newfag
newfriend
>>24695910
Tried exif wiper?
i am saully, just looking for a suggestion
>me staying at hotel for 7 days
>couldn't bring my razors on the plane so had to throw them out
>get to room and get cozy
>decide to go buy snacks and razor so I can shave
>go to self checkout
>accidentally click the German option and have to ask for help
>employee fixes it and I get my items
>weird electronic gate thing you have to go through when you use self checkout
>won't open for me
>try and push on it without being too noticeable
>makes a loud beeping
>shit shit shit
>back up and pretend I forgot something
>look for another exit
>find one and rush through while holding my receipt so it doesn't look like I'm stealing stuff
>get back to room
>realize I forgot to buy razor
>can't go back to store because just spilled my spaghetti there
>just stay in my room for the day and eat my foods
>next day
>disgusting facial hair is starting to grow in
>already have social anxiety and hate showing my face, even moreso when it's gross like this
>just stay in my room all day again
>today
>facial hair is getting even more gross
>absolutely cannot leave my room because can't go in public like this
HELP
Literally nobody is paying attention to you when you're out and about, disgusting facial hair or no
why are you staying at a hotel
>hotel
>plane
ok rich bro its really simple
go to a different store to buy razors
What would you do?
Would you be man enough to stay, even if she looked like a monster?
depends on if we had kids. if we did i definitely would. i would definitely have to be getting some pussy on the side though
I feel so bad for him because he obviously wants to leave but if he did he'd look like the biggest fucking dick ever.
Normie status
[X] Rekt
[_] Not rekt
He's living the dream.
>>24695793
That baby looks strangely light-skinned
>>24695793
>billionaire
>still can't land more than a 4/10
such is life for nerds
>rich "white" dad
>asian mom
troubling, to be honest
Hey sandwich artist,
after all this orders i have to say thank you.
Thank you for your daily effort to make us the best handmade sandwiches in the world.
You, who took months and years of practice just to make the best and delicious sandwiches, only with the best bread and freshest ingredients.
And the best ingredients come from yourself, the wageytears.
Special greets go out to Matthew.
Dear NEET:
With all your free time, you couldn't even be bothered to learn an image editing program other than paint?
What the fuck do you do with your free time, anyway?
Oh -- that's right. You jack off to questionable pictures of cartoon children, you wallow in your own filth and you shittpost about sandwiches.
lmao we treat our food like shit and if you come in too often we send out the pretty ones to make you buy more.
Our food isn't healthy and our bread is stale. Fucking faggots.
>>24695870
uhhhhh Edgy as fuck
