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>Get recommended risperdal in my teens
>Refuse
>Find out about the side effects years later
>Men growing tits
>Obesity
>Permanent sexual dysfunction
How is this shit still on the market?
>>29312751
Yeah
But what do you want? Autism or tits?
>>29312781
>lose autism
>can't get an erection
what's the point?
>>29312751
All prescription drugs are like that.
>she does slam poetry
>>29312710
Yeah, that's a deal breaker.
>>29312710
>she wants to be a journalist
>she "writes"
>go to bed
>sleep for 14 hours
>wake up
>already want to go back to bed
I hope I wake up dead one day
>>29312731
> wake up dead
> waking up
> dead
> "wake up dead"
> dying
> but waking up
>>29312705
>cant sleep
>go to my computer
>stay a little and see the clock
>its 3 am
>try to sleep
>i cant
>finally sleep
>its 1 pm
rinse and repeat
Have you forgotten aIready, /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfxXqHpTUCg
wow
just wow - an elliot thread with 0 replies.
/r9k/ has truly changed
>>29312947
this place has been /plebbit/ for some time now
>>29312983
friendly reminder Samson, you are not a robot, and have no right to even be here
If you could choose between either fire or ice powers, which would you pick?
>>29312664
both because i'm not a dumbass with keys
link a qt
>>29312683
>fencesitter
Always the biggest faggots
when you was little and yo mama forgot to sign the field trip form and yo classmates getting on the bus finna leave
i loved field trips
>>29312755
please don't ever respond to my thread again unless you are contributing to it
i like field trips too
What are the most and least robotic star signs?
libra is the most reddit sign
t. sag
>>29312637
Aries is alpha-tier
>>29312637
>leo
it looks like a fucking dick
Autistic/shitty things when you were younger
>elementary school
>meet girl in 3rd grade
>we're both just so happy when talking to each other
>spent all of recess with that girl
>we both 100% devoted every moment together
>this went on for a while
>end of 5th grade
>don't see her all summer
>first day of 6th grade
>go to bus stop
>she's there, but something seems wrong
>we hug and get all giddy and shit
>get on the bus, sit together
>talk a shitload about the summer
>so happy we're reunited
>get to the end of the school day
>i'm the first one on the bus home
>she's the next one on the bus
>happy as fuck, think I love this girl
>i was young, but this was fucking love developed over a few years
>every seat empty and she sits next to me
>i'm practically shitting out my fuck i'm so happy
>eventually bus fills up
>we begin our travels home
>"hey, do you want to lay down? i'm tired"
>OHSHIT.JPG THIS IS IT NIGGA
>i lay down with my feet/legs across the aisle supported by another seat
>we're spooning at this point
>almost 4 years of laughs and chats, lead up to this intimate moment
>her ass is pushed up against my dick
>teenagehormoneoverload.jpg
>something's wrong
>i start feeling nauseous
>ohfucknotlikethis
>push her away
>vomit all over the floor
>bus hits red light
>the puke extends to the front of the bus
>she puts her hand on my back
>"aww it's okay"
>ashamed and would like to die
>go home
>cry
>i fucked up bad
>next day she wasn't there
>the day after she wasn't there
>she wasn't there ever again
Learned that she had to move. She laid down with me because it was her last chance. And I ruined it by throwing up everywhere.
JUST
>>29312629
Bump this would be good of people started posting
I don't have anything (kept quiet for all of my childhood)
>>29312889
Wait I kinda have a story
>Be in 5th grade
>Quiet all my life (including baby)
>Live in town with less than 50 people
>Take bus to bigger town with school since I was in kindergarten
>Everyone is loud on the bus
>Stressed out but dealing with it
>Always zone out and look out the window to ignore people
>Parents tell me I have to move to a big city
>Bus driver finds out and give me a certificate for being the quietest kid
Still have it on my wall (framed) along with a toy bus he gave me with the exact numbers on the real bus I took
>>29313036
wait, you got a certificate for being a quiet kid?
post proof please
Who /doesn't like porn/ here?
Why watch porn when your imagination can show you anything you want?
>>29312628
because I'm a brain-dead retard with no imagination?
>>29312628
I'm not a fan of porn.
I enjoy it while watching it but I just really don't believe it can be healthy for your mind. Nobody can convince me otherwise.
I feel better since having stopped watching it years ago. Might just be me and I can't claim everyone would have the same results and I know all of our feels and internal moral compasses are tuned slightly differently but I think all of those enlightened fucks from thousands of years ago were onto something when they emphasized at least some degree of sexual purity.
I have degenerate sex with my wife though.
>>29312628
Fuck off vyro you moist bitch.
Do tsundere girls exist in real life?
>>29312615
Not like in the Anime, no. Especially if you have a rep like the MC in Toradora, then even tsunderes will avoid you
If you're ugly and short then all girls are tsundere toward you.
Except in your case they never get to the "dere" part.
>>29312615
ah my first waifu
to bad she wasnt pure
What cheers you up, fellow robots? What puts a smile on your face or warms your heart or just takes your mind off all the bad feels when you're down?
>>29312554
Browsing /c/ usually puts a smile on my face, but followed by immediate depression after I leave. Also cracking open a can of pop always gives me a warm feeling.
>>29312554
Weed
Guns
Sometimes vydia and playing bass
Fucking people up playing hockey
Reading watamote
Getting good at video games
Pretending to be dumb on the on the internet
Anime faces
>tfw no artsy gf
>tfw no drawfag gf who communicates her replys with qt drawings of her avatar
buuu
>tfw no gf with similar taste in music
>tfw no gf who accepts my lack of Christianity
WE ARE BEING RAIDED MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS
>>29312382
kek protect us from the sjw.
>We already have a few agents with names in that board. Some of them have gathered quite a big fanbase
>Agents with names in that board
>With names
>Names
Kek
>>29312382
eh. i filter out most of their shit anyway. if others were smart they'd also begin doing so
I JUST WANT A FUCKING GF
WHY IS THIS SHIT SO DAMN HARD
FUCK EVERYTHING
Some of us just arent meant to have one. Sometimes acceptance makes it easier to deal with.
>>29312418
I've been accepting it for 20 years at this point and its definitely not getting easier.
>>29312369
Let it go anon. There's no point finding a gf in 2016. It's nearly impossible. Besides finding a gf is like shitting - the more you push for it and the more you force it, the bigger shit will come out of it.
Hello.
You have ten (10) seconds to point out ONE (1) flaw in this photograph.You can't.
Lorde is literally,L I T E R A L L Yperfect.
She looks like reviewbrah
>>29312368
It's an old photo?
>>29312368
Interracial sex tape for indie faggots when?
